Twilight and the Door
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on Fimfiction, by Briarpelt
MLP: FiMComedyRandomSlice of LifeTwilight
Twilight Sparkle fights her most nefarious enemy yet: her kitchen door.
She loses... well, almost.
Mild (pony-ized) profanity warning.
MLP: FiMComedyRandomSlice of LifeTwilight
Twilight Sparkle fights her most nefarious enemy yet: her kitchen door.
She loses... well, almost.
Mild (pony-ized) profanity warning.
MLP: FiMRomanceSlice of LifeOCChangelings
After years of conflict, ponies and changelings finally came together in harmony and friendship. Now, a couple of years since the new alliance, drone CD-042 or Mending Heart is preparing her house for the most important Hearth's Warming Eve of her entire life, when she would make a surprise for her coltfriend.
Little did she knew that her coltfriend, Ancient Scroll, also had a surprise planned for her.
Author's Note:
Written for the Categoricalgrant's cuddlefic contest!
Cover art from Lattynskit
Now with a reading by Skijarama! You can find it here!
MLP: FiMRomanceComedyDramaTwilightOtherCadanceMain 6Chrysalis
Queen Chrysalis attacked Canterlot, brainwashed Twilight Sparkle's brother, kidnapped her former foalsitter, defeated her mentor in combat, and conquered her kingdom. She kidnapped the sisters of Twilight's friends, turned them against one another, and tried to drain all of Twilight's magic. Queen Chrysalis has, at every opportunity, done her very best to utterly destroy Twilight Sparkle's life.
For some reason, this has not caused the pony to fall in love with her.
However, due to Twilight's misunderstanding of changeling customs, it does mean they are now married. Twilight eventually managed to tell the Queen the truth, but she forgot that whether it's a kingdom or a heart, changelings conquer.
And since the changeling way of conquest didn't work, Chrysalis is determined to try the pony way. The only problem is, of course, she has no idea what that is. But she knows someone who does: Princess Cadance.
Now, with the absolutely sincere help of her mortal enemy, the pony she once locked in the caves beneath Canterlot while trying to steal her husband on their very wedding day, Queen Chrysalis is going to woo the sister-in-law of that very pony.
Surely this is the most perfect plan ever devised.
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Proofread by ShutterflyYay.
Takes place roughly after season five (so Starlight Glimmer is running around occasionally)
MLP: FiMRomanceComedyTwilightCelestiaLunaOtherChrysalis
For years, Twilight Sparkle and Queen Chrysalis have been at each other's throats. Both have experienced victory over the other, and both have experienced defeat. Out of all the creatures in Equestria, none despise each other the way the pony Princess and changeling Queen do. They seemed destined to remain locked in battle forever, or at least until one is finally dead at the hooves of the other. The cruel insults, the vicious loathing, and the powerful spells that have passed back and forth between them at each meeting have become the stuff of legend.
Imagine Twilight's surprise when she finds out changelings consider this dating.
And now they're married.
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Sequel: Pony Courtship Rituals
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Some beautiful fanart of the end of chapter three was done by Dmann892; you can see it here.
More awesome fanart, this time from chapter one.
Now with a TvTropes page (obligatory TvTropes warning goes here).
If you want a Russian translation, you can find it here.
There is now a reading of the story on Youtube, which starts here.
MLP: FiMSexRomanceSlice of LifeHumanOCFleetfoot
After a troublesome Wonderbolts reunion, Fleetfoot returns home to demand some stress relief.
But sometimes what we want isn't always what we need.
Inspired by Sunset by P-Berry.
Edited by PeerImagination.
Original art by RenoKim.
MLP: FiMComedyRandomTwilightCelestiaLunaMain 6
Celestia and Luna announce their retirement and their plans to turn the throne and power over Equestria to the mane 6. Unfortunately, this is the last straw for Twilight, and she goes off on a rant about why this isn't a good idea.
MLP: FiMRomanceSlice of LifeSecond PersonAlt. UniverseBerry PunchAnon
People seem to give Reversed Gender Roles In Equestria a bad name. But what if they actually had... like... healthy gender norms BUT WERE STILL REVERSED? ... Yeah it's about as fun as you'd expect.
Part of the B_25 vs Flutterpriest 24 Hour Writeoff
Surges. Just about every newborn foal goes through them: episodes where their magic is randomly finding its way into the world, effects appearing with no understanding or control. Sires and dams whose foal matches their own race can usually counter enough to keep the nursery in one piece. But if you're, just for example, the proud (and rather desperate) unicorn first-time parents of a pegasus foal and you really need a night out of the house -- preferably one where the house is still intact when you get back -- you call on the Surge Protectors! for assistance.
It's assumed that if you were second-time parents, you would have done something intelligent.
Welcome to Simoon Duster's first night on the job. It's probably going to be her last.
(A stand-alone, no-prior-reading necessary part of the Triptych Continuum, which has its own TVTropes page and FIMFiction group. New members and trope edits welcome.)
Now with author Patreon and Ko-Fi pages.
MLP: FiMComedyTwilightRainbow DashRarityCelestia
One day, Rainbow Dash wakes up to discover she is a fully-fledged alicorn. How will she use her great powers? And more importantly, how will she break the news to Twilight?
MLP: FiMSexProfanitySlice of LifeSecond PersonThoraxAnon
You and Thorax are bros, and bros don't snuggle. Thorax disagrees.
Contains lots of snuggling. No actual intercourse; the sex tag is just there for occasional lewd references.
MLP: FiMSlice of LifeHumanTwilight
Much to her surprise, Twilight receives an invitation to the Dragon Lands.
As it turns out, she is brought there under false pretences. A monster has moved in recently, and despite the best efforts of the locals they haven't been able to shift it. Could Twilight, being as how she has monster experience, have a look?
She has a sneaking suspicion it may be a 'monster' she's familiar with.
MLP: FiMSlice of LifeHumanTwilight
Following on from his jailbreak the local human finds himself in something of a rut, and decides that this is due to his nagging feeling that the previous matter had not been resolved to his satisfaction.
He decides the best way of rectifying this is to break into at least two castles, get locked up again and disappoint just about every single entity he happens to encounter.
Often while naked.
The local human, finding himself possessed of strength beyond measure in this strange world, decides to be a brutish nuisance. You know, running around half-naked, stealing cider and that sort of thing.
When his behaviour lands him in jail he casually breaks out and - more on a whim than anything else - breaks out the other jailbird too. Because that's mischief, and she had to have done something wrong, right?
They then run from Twilight, sit around a fire and sleep in a cave.
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Ahahaha I got featured and I don't even have a picture what even is this.
MLP: FiMAdventureComedyTwilightApplejackRarity
When a magical malaise falls over Ponyville, stealing the very words from ponies' mouths, it's up to Applejack to save the day!
... so long as she can figure out what the heck everypony's trying to say, first.
[First Person]
Fluttershy's train of thought as she day dreams about her lover Rainbow Dash.
A short story I wrote as a challenge to myself. Pure romance, first person only, 1 character, no going back, 24 hours to write. A short fiction to stretch the muscles so to speak.
Picture taken from: https://www.deviantart.com/mahoxyshoujo/art/flutterdash-217625739
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Twilight realizes how much she missed out on in her childhood, so she tries to change that. After a quick spell, she and her friends are having a filly sleepover to make up for what she missed in her youth.
MLP: FiMRomanceSlice of LifeHumanCelestiaAnon
Anon, somehow, was able to romantically court the princess of the sun herself, Celestia. During one quiet night at Canterlot castle, they decide for the first time to sleep together in the same bed, cuddling up to one another and saying sweet nothings into each other's ears.
There is also talk about themselves, the world around them, and the time they have spent with one another. It was a good night.
An RGRE story inspired by the thoughts I've been having lately, and a cute idea I had for this trending, alternative take on Equestria.
Pre-read by B_25.
Now edited by A Man Undercover.
Cover art by Cocoanon and Stradivarius. (Both of which can't be linked, cause of their explicit art).
MLP: FiMSexRomanceSlice of LifeHumanLyraBon-BonOCBerry PunchOther
Lyra has been happily dating her human coltfriend for a little while now and wants to start a herd with him and her best friend, Bon Bon. The only problem is, Bon Bon doesn’t want to be a part of a herd with the human. Bon Bon loves Lyra with all her heart, but she just can’t seem to relax and open up around the scary bipedal creature.
This won't stop Lyra. She knows that if Bon Bon would just give her coltfriend a chance and accept him for who he is, then she too will find love with him. She knows it in her heart to be true and once Bon Bon can accept her feelings for Chris, then they will become a happy family together. It would all work out perfectly in the end… Right?
Lyra's Confession - eBook Pack
Bon Bon's Acceptance - eBook Pack
Fan Art!:
Lyra, Bonny, and Chris By, Pen Mightier
Bonny and Scary By, Vito
Lyra, Bonny, Chris and Scary By, Ciabatta
Lyra and Scary By, G-haze
Scary! By, PhucknuckL
Scary and Bon Bon having some Halloween fun! By, PhucknuckL
Edited and proofread By:
My buddy, Mephistokiller
The brilliant, JeremyStorm
The amazing, Alcatraz
The lovely couple, Laven_Eclipse, Eppie Genetic
The biker, BikerPon3
The cuddly, Ven Rose
And the awesome, The Great Reader
Cover art by, Me
Contains: Adorable relationship shenanigans, cute cuddle sessions, and clop. All the clop scene will be sectioned off into its own chapter and will be optional. If you just want to read a romance story without the sexytime, then that option will be easily available to you, but if you do skip it then you will be missing out on some adorable cuddles. 
Equestria GirlsComedySlice of LifeSpike (EqG)Sci-Twi
Twilight was just hanging out at the mall with her best friends, until many people came up to her, complimenting and asking about her dog, Spike, much to her confusion. When she found out that her own dog has been making his own vlogging series on HayTube, Twilight decided to have a bone to pick with him.
Part of the "Since When?" series!
Based off on Equestria Girls: 'Reboxing w/ Spike' short.
FEATURED: 1/17/19 - Whoa! Thank you all so much! 
MLP: FiMComedyRandomTwilightSpikeCelestiaLunaCadance
Twilight realises something shocking.
And maybe she shouldn't question it.
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