A pony walks into a bar. A very royal pony. She proceeds to drink far more than she should. She also cheats at ping pong.
Written as a next step for This story, with ROB's encouragement and help.
The artist of the pic is Nobody
MLP: FiMComedyRandomTwilightApplejackApple BloomCadanceNight Light
Apple Bloom was starting to get suspicious. No pictures of her with her parents, no stories about it, no flashbacks where she appeared together with them. So she took matters into her own hooves, and had some tests done in secret, with Twilight's help, to determine her actual relation with her supposed family.
The results were... certainly unexpected. Interesting, to say the least. Absolutely devoid of any logical sense, more appropriately.
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Applejack asks Sunset if she ever misses an aspect of her home. Specifically, one aspect that can possibly be filled in a big way this side of the portal.
The following contains young adults talking in a frank manner. Reader discretion is advised, not recommended for those with a maturity level above twelve years of age. Parental guidance is not advised, they would not understand.
Thanks to Tired Old Man, Nova Quill/Firimil,
Steel Resolve, and Somber Star for their edits and suggestions.
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She's seen Rainbow Dash do it. How hard could it be?
MLP: FiMComedyRandomSlice of LifeCelestiaLuna
Not since before her banishment to the moon has Princess Luna been in charge of a hearth's warming celebration. Safe to say, she's not over the moon at what's been done with it while she's been gone.
Featured: 12/28/18
MLP: FiMComedySlice of LifeRainbow Dash
Rainbow Dash is recruited as a cider taster in this years Ciderfest, but nopony told her it was hard cider...
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Rainbow Dash gets curious of one of Twilight's potion experiments and ends up having her mind switched with a dog's. Curiosity may kill the cat, but there's no telling what it'll do to Rainbow Dash.
Here's the sequel: Twilight is a Kitten
MLP: FiMComedyRandomTwilightChrysalis
In one last ditch effort to take over Equestria, Queen Chrysalis does the unthinkable and makes copies of herself using the Mirror Pool.
Unfortunately for her, even brand new copies of the Queen don't like being bossed around.
Artwork by DashieSparkle. Based off the ending to "Queen Chrysalis Does The Thing".
MLP: FiMRomanceComedySlice of LifeHumanFluttershyOC
After landing in Equestria, Lee has made many friends, of them is one very special one. A pony named Fluttershy, the Element of Kindness. He decides to do something nice for her, and takes her for a night out in the town.
Look out... for this train of feels is about to derail, down a mountain, of stomach clenching cuteness.
Image by: takua770 on dA
Written by: Dustchu
All characters belong to their respective owners.
I only own my characters who will be listed at the end of the story.
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Fluttershy has always had trouble finding her voice, confident only when surrounded by her animal friends. So of course she's eager to take in a small blue creature she thinks needs her help. But when her newest guest begins destroying everything, Fluttershy may have to find her a voice a little sooner than she expected.
MLP: FiMComedyOtherRaven InkwellCozy Glow
Cozy Glow has won.
She has taken over all of Equestria and with her powers she is virtually unstoppable. With the princesses trapped in the sun and moon, Discord put in stone once more, and Twilight and her friends trapped in Tartarus, nopony is there to stop her. Nothing will get in the way of ruling Equestria.
Except bureaucracy.
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Ponyville's new 'code enforcement professional' has got it into her thick, monotonous head that Fluttershy has too great a density of pet animals, and she's set out to rectify that situation.
Twilight, though, has a problem with this, and she'll have to use her full authority as an alicorn princess to put a stop to it.
Audio reading by Crafty Arts | Dramatic reading by DRWolf
Other stories based on this story:
Six to Eight Weeks Unnecessary
Five to Seven Weeks Detention
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Breaking news! Rent-A-Pony is proud to announce that it's slashing their prices yet again.
One dollar will now get you one whole day with a pony of your choice.
Sounds too cheap to be true? Stop asking questions and rent a pony anyways!
Seriously... just stop asking questions.
MLP: FiMComedyCelestiaOCCozy Glow
Equestria has been saved once again from an evil villain trying to drain all of its magic. The vile villain has been sentenced to Tartarus, so that she may never again harm other ponies with her evil.
However, Celestia didn't quite expect the villain to be a nine year old filly.
Or that she'd have to actually tell the filly's parents.
Anon is tired of being a virgin. It causes him endless guilt and the need to get shit done. So he finally leaves his room and tries his luck at a bar. There, he meets the mare Lyra Heartstrings, recently broken up by a stallion. Can she give Anon advice on getting a mare? Will the two end up getting together?
Or will he fuck shit up like he normally does?
Coverart by Chigusa
MLP: FiMRomanceSlice of LifeBerry PunchMinuette
Hearths Warming is a time for family, a time for gifts, a time to remember.
Berry Punch doesn't like to remember, but the past has a way of catching up.
Minuette has gifts to give.
Ruby Pinch wants a family.
A Hearths Warming Kiss can solve it all.
MLP: FiMRomanceSlice of LifeSweetie BelleSpike
Pinkie's Hearth's Warming Eve party is in full swing and soon the party ends for the colts and fillies. As the 'real' party starts for the adults, Spike and Sweetie Belle sneak in their own 'party' for themselves.
All credit for cover art goes to Digital-Quill-Studio
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Luna wakes up one morning to discover she might have more in common with Celestia than she ever thought possible.
Featured: 07/01/2018 - 07/03/2018
Artwork Provided by:
Trees
Ravvij
Editing Credit:
PropMaster
MLP: FiMSlice of LifeTwilightAnon
A depressed Anon, aided by countless books on psychology and philosophy, tries his luck at being a therapist for the fluffy ponies that surround him. Do ponies even have the problems he deals with? Do ponies even need the help he can offer?
Art by osawari_64
Edits by Tranquil Serenity.
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The 18+ version of my popular fic, Five Score, Divided by Four. This story was originally written in parallel to the Teen Rated version, which was published in 2013. Due to FimFic rules changing, I am now allowed to publish this version. Read this version over the original if you prefer your stories sprinkled with the occasional clop scene and more colorful language and actions. This isn't a clopfic, but fair warning, it contains a few explicit sex scenes.
Even though MLP:FiM ended a few years ago, my friends and I still loved the show. Stories, merch, fan art, I loved it all. Things started to get a weird though when I found myself with a cutie mark appearing on my leg. Humans aren't supposed to get cutie marks, so where did this come from? And what's going on with my hair?
Look what random people on the internet are saying about Five Score, Divided by Four
SWEET FILLY LUNA I AM FLIPPING MY SHIT RIGHT NOW
-Shadow Reaper
The only story on FimFiction to have me literally shaking with excitement.
-jeramiahsental
One of the best things to come out of this fandom.
-IrraticDrop
This made me change how I think about fictional worlds, imagination, and even reality
-relgukxilef
I continue to think of this story almost every week, even though it's been years since I first read it
-Das1330
