Seth Conway joins the military after a call for volunteers to train with their pony allies. Seeking direction, this could just give him what he seeks. Meeting a gorgeous, reticent mare named Schneeblume is the best part of his new adventure.
Seth Conway, in a bout of spontaneity that he hoped would give him that very direction he craved, took up the military’s offer to send volunteer recruits across The Portal to train and serve with their equine counterparts in a show of camaraderie. The promise of adventure and purpose greater than himself—directly benefiting the human and equine races—was hard to pass up.
The whole justification for this, in his mind, was “Why not? What’s the worst that could happen?”
But maybe in meeting a beautiful, shy, lavender-eyed mare named Schneeblume with her own… decorated past will have him asking the question: “What’s the best that could happen?" And In the end, perhaps both of them may find something they've been looking for.
*Five-or-six-chapter romance clopfic. Sexual relations between human and pone imminent.* *THERE IS ABSOLUTELY NO REQUIRED READING OF ANY OTHER STORIES TO UNDERSTAND THIS. But I definitely won't stop you from reading The Flower Mare trilogy if you want.* *For those who have readThe Flower Mare trilogy, canon is exactly the same through the second story. Ignore the third for purposes of this divergent universe. It should be pretty obvious why.* *Cover art by G_Hyze, sourced to his DA.*
Ser Nathan Sol the Chained and Bound, protector of the Lunar crown. The seeds of distrust have been sown and his devotion on a loan, what Sun has scorched the Moon's to mend or all that is may come to end
(Story undergoing rewrites and edits, or basically this will the second draft.)
He falls from the sky, carried upon the wings of the heavens. He is destined for greatness, whether he wants that destiny or not.
Nathaniel Walker has only one wish if life, to be free from his overbearing father. When this wish is granted to him he is sent to Equestria. Exposed to the elements and dangerous creatures Nathan is granted his wish of freedom. Yet as he comes into contact with the locals Nathan must struggle to survive among both familiar and unknown environments and people. With his freedom once again on the line and darkness rising around the world he forced to ask himself what he is ready to sacrifice for others.
Stallions are weak, soft, sensitive, and need a mare to take care of them. Everypony knows that. Well, except this one Stallion, but he’s insane, so he needs help anyway, right? (RGRE one shot extended into a half-proper story. Idk)
In Equestria, every stallion is treated with all the chivalries and respect he can bear. Because Stallions are more sensitive and more easily hurt when they aren’t taken care of by the mares around them.
So when Twilight hears of a lone stallion that swears like a sailor at passerby and ‘takes no shit from nobody, whether it good shit or bad shit,’ she’s dubious of the claims, but is sure that no stallion can be allowed to live so close to the Everfree all alone.
So she decides to do her best to save him.
And by save, I mean put him in the care of mares and get him herding.
And by him, I mean me.
And by me, I mean an earth-pony badass, formerly a human, formerly of Earth.
And by does her best, I mean she can try.
Bring it on whorse. I’m a hormonally imbalanced human psychopath with a death wish and an alcohol addiction trapped in the body of a tiny fucking horse.
In other words, I’m a pissed man who’s gonna have a helluva good time shattering your sexism through insults and violence.
I love to set the world afire, don’t you?
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RGRE Fanfic.
Sex tag is for mention thereof for comedic purposes. No clop here.
Featured! 4/2/18-4/3/18-7/6/19
Cover art is credit to Navanastra.
I would also like to state that this is half crackfic, half serious, so three of the groups its featured in are people insulting it, unfortunately. They're trying to point out cringey stuff in a story that's full of it on purpose, so... good luck with that. Enjoy.
(VERY inconsistent updates. I'm a college student.)
Princess Cadence and Shining Armor have been called away to visit the new prince in Yakyakistan at the very last minute! Luckily for them, however, you're always dependable as a foal-sitter whenever they need you. Not only that, but Flurry Heart actually requested you personally!
As you come to realize that she might have come to develop feelings for you, though, you start to wonder how deep those feelings are. Turns out they're balls deep in her vagina.
A human colony vessel is sent to Equestria, and does not expect sapient inhabitants.
Humanity has grown to control most of the Sol system, and looks to distant stars for further expansion options. When probes discover an uncannily-earthlike planet at a vast distance, the Solar Government takes on a project larger than any before it.
A colony ship, carrying over seven thousand people, the Eclipse is constructed. Thanks to its translight engine, it is capable of making the journey within two decades. The expedition is launched with high hopes, its crew made up of the best and brightest, setting out to prove that the vastness of space was no longer an insurmountable obstacle, that landing on distant worlds full of life was no longer just a pipe dream.
What happens when this colony ship's crew arrives at their destination would forever change humanity's outlook on the rest of the universe, as well as what could be deemed possible. Supernatural beings, energies unexplainable, and most importantly, sapient organisms all populate this mysterious, fertile world. In all of its extensive preparations, is the Eclipse versatile enough to tackle the task assigned to it? Or, more importantly, is its crew?
She looked bored, lying up there in the crescent moon with only clouds and ice-white stars for company. Someone on the ground called hello.
She looked bored, lying up there in the crescent moon with only clouds and ice-white stars for company. Glass slippered hooves dangled over the edge and swayed. Her chin rested on a blue foreleg.
“Hi there,” you said from the ground below and hoped you called loud enough.
- Luna fluff, because I got the itch baaaad. Wonderful cover image used with permission by the cool Jopiter
Retiring isn't always easy. Especially when your job title is Evil Overlord. Most of the time retirement from that particular position comes on the sharp end of an opportunistic hero's sword. But Damien didn't survive the past six centuries by playing by the rules. His retirement plans involve running. Running from his country, his continent, and his very universe to escape Fate's long reach. And what better place to run to in an attempt to live peacefully than the utopian land of Equestria?
Currently being edited by the ever amazing Frederick the Saiyan.
Since I've had a number of comments on this I figure I should clear it up here. This is not a crossover witht he overlord game series. Note the lack of a crossover tag.
<subtle hint>I am open to submissions for a better title image</subtle hint>
Twilight visits me twice a month. I wish she’d stop.
A cartoon pony named Twilight Sparkle visits me every other Friday night. Normally she just raids my fridge, questions my life choices, and forces me to watch her show. Tonight something is different. Has she always had wings?
Fair warning: Twilight’s views on her own fandom's creations aren’t exactly positive.
A human, named Marcus, is challenged by a sphinx to a game of riddles. If he wins, then he may leave. But if he loses, then the sphinx decides his fate.
Marcus was just a young man who was just going along with his day when he suddenly found himself in the middle of the desert. As he traveled to find a way to survive, he is discovered by a sphinx who decides to challenge him to a game of riddles. If Marcus wins, than she will allow him to leave unharmed. But if the sphinx wins, then she may do whatever she pleases with him.
Fluttershy becomes lost deep within the Everfree forest, injured and chased by Timberwolves, she is rescued by a traveller who is lost in her world.
After they set off to meet with Zecora for a spot of tea and a catch up, Fluttershy and her friends find themselves attacked by a large pack of Timberwolves causing Fluttershy to become separated from the group. After becoming wounded and lost deep within an unfamiliar part of the forest and with the wolves on her tail, she is rescued from certain death by the most unusual creature.
(A huge thank you to Cirrus_Brony for his editing.) (Cover art by me.)
Twilight can't understand why this group of strange creatures is offering to follow and serve her.
Twilight is an intelligent mare, and always has something to say. But when a group of bizarre creatures shows up at her library offering life long service and devotion, for once she's at a loss for words. Which is too bad, because she'd really love to ask: what's a human and why are they so weird?
A human stays among ponies, mystifying them with his odd traditions and customs. It will be five years before Celestia and Twilight can send him back to his homeworld. Until then, Twilight wants to study him and have him experience pony culture. These are their stories.
A human soul is stuffed into King Sombra's body. Having no idea what's going on, and thinking he is in some kind of coma, he just casually strolls into the Crystal Empire.
King Sombra’s dark influence was obliterated by the Crystal Heart, and the villain is well and truly dead. But when he attempts to steal the afterlife of an innocent victim, a human spirit is left hurtling towards Equestria, where this unfortunate soul is revived into the only vessel available: the reconstituted body of King Sombra himself.
Thus, a cheerfully oblivious alien is crammed into the form of the most evil and malicious being Equestria has ever known. Not that Shining Armor and Cadence know this, of course. As far as they are concerned, the King is back and he’s lost his fricking mind.
The associate of a white unicorn learns that there may be more to life than the pursuit of wealth.
It's been nine months since you first started working for Rarity as a marketing advisor and "associate". Despite the boutique's success, Rarity has decided to return to Equestria, selling her business and leaving you without a job. As you celebrate her last night in Los Angeles, you discover that there may be more to life than the pursuit of material success.
Rainbow Dash crashes into the Everfree and goes missing, 15 days later she walks back out. This is the tale on how she survived this harrowing time.
While practicing a new trick for the Wonderbolts, Rainbow Dash crashes into the Everfree. After a desperate search fails to find her, Rainbow's friends wonder if they will ever see the Wonderbolt again. After sixteen days, a tired, worn and wounded Dash exits the forest.
What happened to her during those fifteen days? How did she survive while lost in the wilderness? And why did she rush back into the Everfree the day after escaping it?
