Anon gets sent to an Equestria where males don't exist, and touching triggers sexual responses.
Equestria has a problem. A Big problem. For several thousand years the world was cursed never to receive a male heir, and only through will of the Sun Princess Celestia and the advanced magical sciences, was the world able to allow a means of procreation for all the races. As efficient as it was, Twilight Sparkle was not satisfied with this arrangement, and summoned a human male from another world. Unfortunately she did not consider the side effects of this, and now every female that he touches goes into an irresistible heat.
(Takes place in season one.)
Warning, Contains: Foalcon, Rule 63, Cum Inflation, Pregnancy, Incest, harem, etc. M/F M/F/F
Everyone's favorite raging Brit comes to Equestria at the request of Twilight Sparkle to sort out the country's bad restaurants and bad hotels.
For a long time now, the citizens of Equestria have been struck down by an epidemic of illness and sickness. Nopony seems to know for sure what could be the cause, but Princess Twilight has found one common answer: The restaurants and hotels of Equestria. All of them seem to be struck with the same kind of problems.
So with her friends Pinkie Pie and Rarity, they will cross over to Earth and bring back over a man that she has heard from Pinkie is a legend among humans when it comes to food. A man that she hopes can help her get to the bottom of the epidemic sweeping across Equestria: Chef Gordon Ramsay. For her sake...let's hope he takes the request well. And pray for the sanity of the poor souls of Equestria.
(this will include elements from both of Gordon's shows Kitchen Nightmares and Hotel Hell)
(Feel free to give any creative suggestions with this fic, its kind of a shot in the dark on my part making this one)
What do you do if you are the Admin of a world of ponies? Use your power on a whim obviously, or don't I guess.
A guy named Dante gets Administrator privileges on a Minecraft server and discovers a broken plugin while doing server development. The next day he wakes up in a curious new world with all his admin abilities. Will he make friends, or will the ponies fear his power? His appearance will change history. Whether the change is good or bad is up to him to decide.
A bunch of ponies summon a demon. They get a human.
A group of pony radicals try to summon a demon to overthrow the princesses. Instead they got a human. They don't know what a human is.
((Pre Princess Twilight))
((Edit: Featured 5/11/2020. Didn't expect this to go over so well!)) ((Edit2: Ch.8 featured 10/1/2020)) ((Edit3: Featured 10/22/2020)) ((Final Edit: Featured 3/25/2021))
Not all changelings are fit for life in a hive. But that doesn't mean they're capable of life outside it, either. Join one such changeling as he tries to find his place in Equestria, and what the difference is between survival and living.
Idol Hooves holds a special place in Equestria. He's probably the only exiled changeling to serve in the Royal Guard, or at least, that's what he expects, as exiles don't really broadcast that fact. However, it's well known that Princess Celestia loves all of her little ponies, and her guards perhaps more so, and that makes it one of the best ways for a changeling to discreetly feed.
But how does a changeling even get there, let alone get exiled in the first place? For that matter, why would it ever go to Canterlot? Set a number of years before the series proper, before Luna’s redemption, Idol details how he was exiled, the ponies he’s met, and the series of misadventures that led him to joining the Royal Guard, and should continue a good ways into the series, as something of an alternate perspective.
Soon, he’ll have to deal with a boisterous new princess to serve and a royal wedding in the works bringing a third to power. Will his old instincts bring this new life crashing down around him? What precipitates Chrysalis’s ill-fated assault on Canterlot? Is it really so wrong for a changeling to enjoy good craftsmanship to an obsessive degree?
You wake up in a land where magic is real and sapient ponies have built a civilisation. Being from a different universe, you have no understanding of their language or laws, but you're happy to have found yourself in the friendliest town there is. Good luck building a new life as their favourite... monkey thing.
What do the herding instincts mean to the ponies. One lone human is about to find out.
Citrus Blush is just another pony. Living and working in Canterlot, volunteering at the hospital. One day, her life changes forever. A creature she's never heard of before is brought in. Upon regaining consciousness, he says he's a human, named Timothy. And she finds that she likes him.
Well, I did not expect this many readers to enjoy this story. Though I'm really happy to have you all enjoying my writing here. But I had better give credit where credit is due... Kitsy-Chan (Who doesn't write clop) For helping with character development. Phenrys and Alkarasu for pre-reading for me, and giving suggestions. And also Harts-Fire, for coming up with the wonderful title when I was stuck, as well as encouragement during the early writing process. Now I've got a new editor for the story, Kalash!!!
UPDATE: 10/11/16 Holy CRAPOLA!!! Feature box!!! I'm just over the moon. Thank you all of you who are enjoying the beginning of this story. Hope you keep around as I bring out more.
A collection of oneshots set in RGRE. {This story has two versions, the 15th chapter is the first person version of those before it. After that, each oneshot is followed by a first person version of it.}
A collection of oneshots set in RGRE. What is RGRE? Look here:RGRE primer {This story has two versions, the 15th chapter is the first person version of those before it. After that, each oneshot is followed by a first person version of it.}
Roseluck decides to try and befriend Equestria's only human.
Months have passed since Clyde, the first known human to pop into Equestria, appeared in Ponyville. The ponies had been reluctant to accept the strange creature at first, but had grown used to his presence as time flew by. Not that he cared. All he wanted was to get back home.
So when Princess Twilight told him that her research into the anomaly had come up empty, he was lost. Doomed to be trapped in a land of colorful equine creatures for the rest of his life.
Fortunately for him, a local flower pony decides to make it her mission to befriend him, and show him that maybe he'll actually like it in Equestria.
My faithful student, Twilight. I ask that you please come to Canterlot immediately. I have an important task for you to take. This task will help us get a better understanding of species other than pony kind. Your teacher, Princess Celestia.
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What could Princess Celestia have for me to do? What will happen to me!?
A new life in a new world. While it's a little lonely being the only one of my kind, having a multitude of intelligent species around me helps fit in. Being a stranger in a land without normal isn't the worst fate, just takes a little getting used to.
Affection therapy: a new and innovative practice in Equestria, involving displays of platonic affection, such as ear scratches, nose boops, and belly rubs.
Affection therapy: a new and innovative practice in Equestria wherein the patient/subject is calmed and relaxed through simple displays of platonic affection, such as ear scratches, nose boops, and belly rubs. It's surprisingly effective, and leaves the pony happy and content. The strangest thing, however, is that you, a simple human living in Ponyville, 'invented' this practice completely by accident.
*I wrote this a long time ago, before Every Little Thing She Does aired. The first chapter takes place between No Second Prances and that episode, and I decided to touch it up and release it now as an early Christmas gift to you guys, as a simple piece of cute, platonic fluff. More to come, too, when I find the time and inspiration.
Dave has had a rough couple of weeks. His girlfriend dumped him, his mom died, and now he lost his job. He wanted some time to relax but a being from another world has a different idea.
Not mention an evil sense of humor.
Featured on 9/24/2015 7/9/2016 edited by RC2101_Copey and PixelFluttershy
A simple guy inherits the leadership of a small changeling hive and is woefully unprepared for the responsibilities thrust upon him. Yeah, he did volunteer for it, but how was he supposed to know that some dreams are real?
Tyler is your typical desk jockey; works at a desk all day, then plays games at a desk all night.
But when he accepts the duty of leading a small changeling hive in a dream, he finds himself woefully unprepared for the responsibilities thrust upon him.
Yeah, he did volunteer for it, but how was he supposed to know that some dreams are real?
Old habits may die hard, but Moondancer is getting the hang of this friendship thing once again. Rebuilding a home with an alien though, wasn't covered in any of her books. Neither was this new feeling building inside her.
It’s said one’s home is the reflection of the self. Run down, eyesore, hole in the wall. All terms used to adequately describe Moondancer’s home and that’s putting it lightly. Well, enough is enough. Moondancer doesn’t wallow in self-pity or recluse herself any longer.
Despite all her book smarts though, she doesn’t know the first thing about restoring a house. It's nothing the local handyman can't fix, but can they mend each other's hearts?
Twilight can't handle the heat. It burns in sensitive places during important speeches. Thankfully, Spike has returned home from a break-up. Will he be willing to tend to her problem, while overcoming his own, without ruining their friendship?
Twilight can't handle the heat. It burns in sensitive places during important speeches.
Thankfully, Spike has returned home from a break-up.
Will he be willing to tend to her problem, while overcoming his own, without ruining their friendship?
Yeah I guess maybe it sorta is. But hey people seem to like the Philosophy at least.
But yeah it probably is. This is going to be my take in the Generic Anon in Equestria trope, freestyled from the beginning of Bridle Gossip at the request of the purchaser. Shennanigans shall most likely ensue. Contains excessive philosophical discussion, pseudoscientific worldbuilding mumbo jumbo, and a light dash of casual humor.
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Princess Celestia finds a baby Changeling Queen during her travels. She had intended to bring her back to Canterlot only temporarily, until she could find the hive the Queen belonged to. For now though, the Changeling Queen was just Twilight Sparkle
Changelings and ponies had always been natural enemies of each other, especially with the crystal ponies when they were around. Why wouldn't they be? Changelings were like parasites, feeding off the love that ponies gave off and driving them to illness.
However, Changelings had begun to decline. What started out with as seven hives have diminished down into three, all of which had gone into hiding so well that most ponies didn't know what changelings even were. Even Celestia had not seen one for quite a while, a long feat for an immortal pony.
Until she found a nymph. A new Changeling Queen.
Unable to find it within herself to abandon the changeling, Celestia ends up taking the nymph back to Canterlot under guise as Twilight Sparkle. The plan was simple; find the hive that Twilight belonged to and return her back to be raised with her race.
Of course, despite everything she learned through her long life, she had forgotten that things were never that simple.
For starters, she did not anticipate herself to grow fond of Twilight as time began to pass, or to beam in happiness when Twilight began to refer to her as mom.
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The weight of Sora's failure at the keyblade exam slowly began to eat away at him. In his lonely despair a door appears in front of him, opening a way to a new world with creatures he would have never thought he would see.
The weight of Sora's failure at the keyblade exam weighs heavy in his heart. In his sullen despair, a gateway to a new world with creatures had never seen before would open to him, calling for help.
Tasked with becoming their hero of light, will Sora be able to become the hero he was always meant to be or will his own darkness take it all away?
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Rated T for suggestive theme.
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