A bored and horny guardsmare has been stationed on earth for weeks alongside human soldiers, and is bunking with one in particular. Can she get through another day without begging him to rut her?
As a show of good faith between ponies and humans following the linking of their worlds, pony guards have been sent to help in peacekeeping missions on earth, and vice versa.
Auburn Sunrise has been part of a human base on earth for weeks, now, bunking with a straight laced private named Bradley. She's far away from any stallions, and while she cares about her duty, she's becoming extremely bored. Also, humans are kinda cute, Bradley especially!
Can she get through another day without begging him to make a move on her? No!
A tale of someone comfortable with his life becoming somepony not well liked at all.
What happens, happens. I think that is one of the rules of Causality as stated by the late, great Douglas Adams. It is a pretty important rule and I use it to guide me through life, no matter what goes on in it. So, when I was driving to an out of town job and found myself in another world, I did my best to take everything in stride.
I would be the first to say the adjustment is not easy. Especially, when the first thing you do is make yourself a pony distrusted, disliked and defamed by some national heros. Thinking about that, I think I have to invoke another Douglas Adams quote. "Don't Panic."
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This is the result of me getting bored one day and starting writing. Now that I got a bit of it done, I wouldn't mind honest opinions, and flame away if you feel the need. I have thick skin.
As you might notice, there are a few chapters with a box at the top. These are the ones that my editor and I went through again, and hopefully improved. I'll refrain from changing plot but spelling, grammar and flow are all up for grab. Especially for the early chapters.
And there came a day unlike any other. A day when Equestria needed to be avenged.
'To whoever gets this message, we're in desperate need of help.'
'Equestria...Equestria is on the brink of being destroyed. Sombra, Tirek and many other villains are taking over our world. The Ambassadors of Harmony are nowhere to be found and Celestia and Luna...Faust, Celestia and Luna. I don't know who you are and I don't care, just as long as you can save us. And if you can't do that, then at the very least...'
Cozy Glow rules Equestria. She doesn't like it that much.
Cozy Glow has won.
She has taken over all of Equestria and with her powers she is virtually unstoppable. With the princesses trapped in the sun and moon, Discord put in stone once more, and Twilight and her friends trapped in Tartarus, nopony is there to stop her. Nothing will get in the way of ruling Equestria.
What happens when a middle age brony wakes up in the body of a foal? And when no one believes him?
Have you ever woken up somewhere you don't recognize? I have, once before. This time was not all that different. Headache? Check. Dry mouth? Check. Upset stomach? Check. Hooves? Uhm, that one is new.
Hi, I'm Bruce and I'm 32. Currently, I'm in a light blue Earth Pony foal's body no one has ever seen before. The rest of Equestria thinks I'm 9 and something really traumatic happened to me. It doesn't help I swear like a sailor and I could really go for a smoke right about now. I just hope that the Everfree Forest, rampaging monstrosities, evil dark abominations against God and the Cutie Mark Crusaders don't kill me before I have just one last drag.
Oh, and ponies are hella creepy when you really think about it. Geez.
A little comedy side project. EDIT: HAHA Main project. More characters to be added if I get that far. Categories might be refined as I write. Entire thing is unplanned except vaguely. Don't Expect excessive cursing to be written out, just hinted at. Oh, and as the character is a 30-ish year old in the body of a 9 year old, sexual jokes might exists but sex itself will not occur.
Special thanks to user Momomojito for the awesome-tastic picture! First fanart, I'm so HAPPY. I've gotten more since then! I should collect it all here.Collected!
Guys wait, you’re actually horny? I thought you were just joking...
Your name is Anon and you are a human living in a society run by ponies.
You have no human friends—probably because you’re the only one. But that’s all right, you’ve got some pony friends and they’re pretty groovy. You just wish they’d tone down the ironic erotic energy they constantly exuded while around you.
I mean. There’s no way they were really that sexually charged, at least towards you. Right?
A land of magic, filled with all manner of creatures great and small. When a being from far off finds it to have hit a wall another is sent to stir up the waters. Luckily having the powers of a dragon help in that regard.
A letter sits upon a table where it had not just a moment before. A golden glow lifts it as it unfurls in front of the reader.
Let us see here, how to begin?
Well, I suppose the best way to do so is with introductions. I am Prometheus and while I was, as one might say, tied up for quite some time I noticed your world. I have to say it's quite interesting, but unfortunately stagnant as well. So Miss Celestia I, being the patron of progress that I am, have sent someone your way. He is not a creature native to your world, a species I personally have a great deal of interest in, they're ambitious little scamps. I am bestowing a gift upon him as I send him, one he will in time learn to master. It is my hopes he brings progress to your world, but as the past has proven on many an occasion the best intentions can at times have the worst effects. We'll just have to see how it goes won't we.
Sincerely, Prometheus
Ha, not as smart as the bastard thinks he is. I managed to snag the paper from him. So "Miss Celestia" my name is Coal and apparently I'm supposed to stir up some dirt. I'll admit I know just as much as to what is going on as you do, but if he's the Prometheus I'm thinking of, things might be a little more complicated than he'd let us believe. Crap, he's coming back. Ummm... Why did I just waste time writing Ummm?
Winter is coming... I'm disappointed with myself if that's the best I can come up with.
When Twilight and her friends return home from their camping trip in the Everfree, they're shocked to discover an unexpected intruder
Their camping trip to the Everfree had been through some ups and downs, but Twilight and her friends nevertheless return home having enjoyed it. However, as they enter the Friendship Palace, they're shocked to discover an intruder within. A mare with a very familiar face, who has come to them after having escaped a gruesome fate. But, if that were not surprising enough, then they're truly taken aback when this newcomer explains why she's here.
Tabitha was given a building. It belonged to her family, but they're gone and it's hers. She can handle this! What's this odd email? Where does she want to go? She wants to stay with her apartments. Take with her? Her apartments. Stupid spam.
After an urgent summon from Fancy Pants, both Celestia and Luna attend Day court. However, a new precedent is set when Fancy Pants presents a male alicorn to the two princessess, one he found dumpster diving behind his house...
September 6th 2019 - Featured on the day of publishing? Damn! And we even got that little flame indicating the story is hot! Thanks so much to all of you! May 30th 2020 - got featured again! Yaaay! September 11th 2020 - featured once again! September 18th 2020 - featured again! Really?!
Somepony's been sending encouraging notes to everypony. There's no signature, no address, and no hint as to who could be behind all this. Who would do such a thing, and how in Equestria do they know exactly what everypony needs to hear?
Being a mailpony is often an unrewarding job. You deliver letters and packages, and sometimes you mix things up and other ponies get upset. Still, there's got to be something positive that can come out of such a dull and thankless career, and Derpy is determined to make the most of it.
Even if she never gets any credit for the effort she puts into it.
Twilight forces Celestia to do a core part of her job again...
Twilight is fed up having to take care of every threat to Equestria. Especially since she is way too smart NOT to notice the discrepancy between Celestia's so called 'defeats' and the actual power she knows her mentor possesses.
Therefore, Twilight decides to kick Celestia's royal butt (figuratively) into dealing with all the villains herself again.
After all, the Princess of Friendship deserves some vacation, too.
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This is not really a crossover (therefore no tag), nor a ponification. But I honestly think, that Saitama and Celestia share at least one similarity... when she wants to, that is.
Warning: Contains obvious fanboying and an accurately powered Celestia
AND also very special thanks to EquestriaStories vor his opinion and constructive criticism! Please visit his DeviantArt-page, too: https://www.deviantart.com/estories (Also my sincere apologies to EStories for not putting this credit here right from the beginning )
A human trapped in a world of ponies begins to have urges of a sexual nature.
The human being, a creature that walks upon two legs with no horn, wings or fur. Something that no pony had ever seen before. Somehow, one had found his way into Ponyville and unlike any animal Fluttershy had ever come across, this one could talk.
Although his sudden and rather unexpected arrival had caused a bit of a stir, the human's well being was quickly decided upon before everything had once again resumed its usual routine. Naturally, Fluttershy was the only pony capable of keeping him under check. A duty she would soon realize has its own rewards.
This story is the product of too much THC and way too little sleep.
This work of fiction is an original piece based off My Little Pony: Friendship is Magica trademark ofHasbro. Only The Shy Typeis not endorsed or recognized byHasbro, their subsidiaries or any other publisher.
Nurse Redheart really deserves a nice romantic date for such a special occasion. Too bad things aren't quite as perfect as planned.
Nice clothes? Check. Bouquet? Check. Prettiest little nurse girlfriend of all time? Double check!
All that needs to happen now is for this big romantic surprise date plan to go off without a hitch. She'll be swept off her feet by dinner at a fancy restaurant, feel as special as she deserves to, and know that she is loved beyond a shadow of a doubt. It'll truly be a special night. Well, assuming nothing goes wrong, but why would it? No, of course not! Everything is definitely going to go perfectly according to plan.
Amazing art by Ezoisum, who you should go check out. Will take down if requested.
[Prototype 2]/MLP crossover. One of Alex Mercer's Evolved gets sent to Equestria, stricken with an obsession with security, can this untrusting being ever find peace if he does not allow himself to?
[Prototype2] / MLP:FIM crossover
Not all of Alex Mercer's "Evolved" were loyal psychopaths. Some were simply desperate people who Alex thought he could easilly control once he infected them with the "Mercer Virus". However Alex was never one for fool proof plans as he quickly finds out when only a handful of his Evolved army show up at that fateful final battle between him and Heller. Oskar was one of the many of dozens of Evolved that stood by and watched as Alex was consumed and now he finds himself in a strange cutesy land filled with talking ponies. Can this viral being find peace in Equestria or will his need to be secure get in the way?
Warning: No editor so a few grammar errors can be expected :S hopefully nothing jarring though
A big thank you to EvilBob for the picture and to Fluttershade5300 for doing some post release editing for me
What if the only thing you had left of your parents was a sex tape? Do you...? Do you watch it?
After a tragic fire destroys many of their family photos, it leaves the Apple family with only their memories of their parents. Granny Smith and Applebloom head into town to see if anypony else has any photos of Bright Mac and Pear Butter. Applejack and Big Mac sift through the farmhouse ashes and discover the last visual evidence of their parents in a metal lock box: A video cassette tape. ... It's a sex tape.
A special thanks to Ashleigh Ball for one of the best audio bloopers in the show. You're a national treasure and I hope you never read this.
Follow the spaceship 'New Dawn' as its crew explores a new universe.
The year is 2154, Humanity is on the cusp of interstellar travel, with the earth united under a single banner. Then an anomaly is detected, 0.75 light years from the sun a Wormhole has formed, large enough to swallow a planet and stable enough to stay open for years at a time, in a rush of scientific progress a vessel is built and crewed with the cream of humanity, the best astronauts from around the solar system. Then it sets out across the stars, a physics defying engine driving the ship towards this gateway to places and times unknown.
A universe away, a purple coated unicorn trains her telescopes to the night sky, and notices a strange object in the sky. A hole in the endless dark between stars, through which another dimension can be seen.
The ETS pandemic spreads across the southern United States transforming humans into ponies. In the wake of it a boy named Mathew tries to cope with the changing world and finding out what he is becoming.
When the ETS pandemic started spreading throughout the world the south in the United States was hit particularly hard. The south had a culture all its own with a stronger focus on conservative political beliefs, religion, and a strong belief in maintaining tradition and culture.
Having the ETS pandemic come strongest here was one of the greatest ironies ever. Now all of what the south was is about to be upended. For Mathew, a teen from a town in South Carolina it means far more than that. It meanst re-examining who he is and who he is meant to be.
Notes:
Shares same universe with: Pandemic by ASGeek2012 it is not required you read this story, but it will help understand some things going on in the background.
This story is considered an origin story for many of the characters in Pandemic: Picking Up the Pieces. This story is not required reading for that, but if you want to learn more about some of the characters this is where you'll find it.
Story is now complete and editing is underway. Many chapters are still pretty rough. I grew a lot as a writer as this story went on, and there is an increase in quality between the first half of this story the second half, and then the sequel.
Rating and Trigger Warning Notes: There are mentions of extreme violence at some points, general bigotry, LGBT characters (Lesbian and Transgender), there is no sex shown in this story but it's alluded to at some points
Earth used to have humans living on it. Now it has ponies, some of which used to be human. It will take ten thousand years for every human alive on earth to return. A lot can happen in that much time.
On May 23, 2015, the world ended. It wasn't violent, it wasn't bloody, and it wasn't even very dramatic. The entire population of the planet vanished. But they didn't stay gone; almost at once, refugees started trickling back. Unfortunately for them, they didn't come back with their humanity intact.
Demons lurk beneath the sea, while strange spirits whisper promises in dreams. Empires rise, dictators control, and ponies have nowhere to turn for help. Nowhere except themselves, and old-fashioned hard work.
This story is an anthology. Each chapter will be independent, though some chapters may reference characters or events from previous sections. This story began as a series of blog entries, so those who read those may have seen some of these before.
In general, each of these chapters was written in an hour and was not edited to my usual standard, so expect a few minor errors (sorry!). Chapters are posted in chronological order, so new chapters may appear in the middle of the story.
One final note: This story has no regular posting schedule. It will update whenever I feel like it.
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