I remember being a young adult male human once. Nowadays I'm a female pony who now has to retake school because SOMEPONY couldn't perform a spell correctly. I might as well try to make some good out of this situation and see what chaos I can cause!
Y'know, I was once an average guy. A completely normal male human being. Sure I had my oddities but who doesn't, right? Then I woke up in Equestria after one too many shots of whiskey at 3AM whilst watching some random ass anime.
Now that in itself sounds fucking weird but that's not even the full story. Somehow good old reliable purple smart managed to not only change my species and my gender but also my age. Now I'm stuck with a lavender coated princess who has become my 'caretaker' and I'm being forced to go to school!
I still can't believe this isn't some crazy drug trip. Well, whatever - if this is a drug trip then I'm gonna make sure this will be the best drug trip of my life. So take a look into my new personal life and prepare to see the horrors that I'll bring to this hippy horse land.
[Sex Tag for references and innuendos - there will be no clop.]
A poor break-up sends Spike to the most understanding of the Six. She sends him to bed.
Spike shows up on Fluttershy's doorstep at the crack of dawn, professing heartbreak and asking for a shoulder to cry on. Fluttershy does as every pony should: she makes him a pot of tea, and sends him off to bed.
This is the story of where that takes them.
This turned out to have three endings. In order they are Bad, True, Happy, and have been placed in the story where they would have occurred had I written them 'in flow' if you will. They are not tied to each other and you only need to read the one you want to get an end to the journey. Thank you to everyone who supported this to the end. It was a lovely trip
Cover art gratefully borrowed from Airy, over on Tumblr. Give a peek for more cuties
Featured briefly on 12/22/16! Thanks all, for the wonderful Christmas gift! Featured briefly every time I actually update! You guys have no idea how happy that makes me, thank you so much!
Steven Miles enjoys a vacation in San Fransisco at the popular Shillton hotel on the cheap. The only catch is that he has to put up with some robotic horse 'assistant' for the duration of his stay. What could possibly go wrong? [CONTAINS FOALCON]
Warning: This story contains foalcon (technically), dubious consent/somnophilia, Human X Ponybot sexytimes and a very poorly socialized android. You have been warned~
Steven Miles works too hard. That what his boss says, at least.
So when he's finished helping set up the new San-Fran office, he's ordered to take a vacation, on his own dollar, of course. Luckily for him, the Shillton has some deal going, all he has to do is turn off the robotic assistant he's saddled with and he can stay in the best hotel in the city for cheap!
There's definitely no way he'd find her cute. And there's definitely not a chance in hell that he'd fall head over heels for an underaged horse robot, right?
While on a job to deliver supplies to a new colony in the Andromeda Galaxy, something goes horribly wrong. David Lawson finds himself the sole surviror of a devestating crash on an unknown world. An unkown world full of colorful talking ponies...
Note* This story is prewritten and will be updated weekly.
In the year 2037, humanity developed the technology to travel across galaxies. Several companies sprang up with intent to travel to the Andromeda galaxy and develop Earth's first colony. David Lawson joined one such company, but on the flight back to Earth, something went terribly wrong. Now, David has crash landed on an unknown planet. He is all alone... or so he thought.
Midnight Shadow, a unicorn mare from Canterlot, takes responsibility for the strange alien creature and saves his life, but can he even make a life for himself in this new world? Can he ever find happiness? Security? Love?
The way certain characters act was inspired by a few other stories on here, namely Fleeting Flames, To Find a Rainbow, and Lyra's Confession. I highly recommended you read those if you haven't yet.
Also, this is my first story ever, so please be gentle. Tagged with violence due to a small fight in chapter 3 and descriptions of blood and burn wounds. Nothing too crazy, but tagged just to be safe. Tagged with sex because of sex.
If this story is any good whatsoever, I attribute that to my best friend and fantastic editor AJ. Also, I would probably have far more spelling mistakes and bad grammar if not for BurningDusk. He read through all of my crap before hand and made sure it was legible.
Ember has a conundrum on her claws. She's wanting a better drake, someone who doesn't compare penis sizes and brag about their exploits. By pure chance when she stumbles across a still virgin Spike, a solution to both of their problems arises...
Ember has a conundrum on her claws. A real solid conundrum. Her mind's gone adrift, as it often tends to do as she watches the drakes go be their usual macho selves in the Dragonlands. She's wanting a better drake, someone who doesn't compare penis sizes and brag about their exploits. Someone... well, someone well a bit more noble than that. Or at least less crass.
An opportunity presents itself by pure chance when Twilight sends for her requesting her presence at a friendship summit, and as pure good luck would have it she finds herself getting lost in the pony's massive castle and stumbling upon Spike, who's in a conundrum of his own. Namely, poor guy's a virgin. So, Ember lets her thoughts drift for a moment and an idea comes to mind to solve both of their problems...
Sensual Spember shipping. Huge thank you to Rescue Sunstreak for helping me work out how to spin this.
(Should note, Spike is 18 or older in this story. Sorry foalcon lovers. ) (AU for one minor thing, namely Spike getting his wings early.)
(8/19/18: Comments now disabled thanks to certain ass-hatted remarks.)
Sweetie Belle and Terramar are going somewhere together on a train for some reason. The train breaks down. It’s hot. Sweetie suggests they pass the time by having Terramar utterly ruin every hole in her body. That’s it. That’s the whole thing.
Unguligrade anthro. All CMC and peers are in their early 20s now. Feel old yet?.
CONTAINS: Flattie Belle. Undetected public sex. Well, probably mostly undetected. All standard hetero sex stuff, light edging, wet and messy, anal fisting, ass-to-mouth.
Now that he's been granted permission to live in the Crystal Empire, Thorax must decide how he wishes to present himself to its inhabitants.
Flat teeth or fangs? Velvety smooth coat or firm carapace? Mane or headfin?
Thorax frets over which face he wishes to show the crystal ponies his age. Fortunately, there's somepony willing to offer a word or two of comfort and support, as well as teach him a life lesson that will stick with him forever.
Preread by Fahrenheit and Timaeus.
Loosely inspired by this piece by Starshade001. Used as cover art with permission from the artist.
All throughout Equestria, as a child grows up, each parent dreads the day their little precious asks them that immortal question: "Where Do Babies Come From?" Now, it's Flurry Heart's turn...
All throughout Equestria, as a child grows up, each parent dreads the day their little precious asks them that immortal question: "Where Do Babies Come From?" Now, it's Flurry Heart's turn...
Gallus and Sandbar are called to the Counselor's office to answer for a 'special list' found in their dorm room.
"'Colts will be Colts' is not a sentiment that applies here at my Friendship School!
Times have changed. Kids or not, everyone, students of friendship included, have to answer for these sorts of disrespectful displays. Now, all of you, down to Counselor Glimmer's office, immediately! I'm going to have a long chat with her about what to do with you all!"
EDIT: Featured #2 same day, 3/21/19! Thanks! EDIT: #1 same day! YEET- thanks all! EDIT: Now with an AUDIO READING by Skijarama!
Twilight and her friends come across a young colt who has a surprising request for them
After having saved Equestria from the chaotic terror of Discord, Twilight and her friends are more than ready to settle down and relax back in Ponyville. But while enjoying some milkshakes together, they're approached by a young colt who has an unexpected thing to ask of them.
You've finally decided to take the plunge and visit the Ponyville Day Spa for a massage and maybe something else.
All the stallions in Ponyville talk about how great the Day Spa is, so you’ve finally decided to take the plunge and find out for yourself. You can get a massage, and maybe something else.
You are Equestria’s most demanded fillysitter and it’s your job to take care of every little foal when their parents aren’t there for them, even if that means end up stunned by a miniature unicorn.
After arriving to Equestria and accepting it as your new home, Princess Celestia helped you to find something you are good at, and to your surprise, what ponies call "your very special talent" is taking care of the little ones. That's why you became a fillysitter, which you thought was an easy job, but that idea began to fade away after that time when you ended up floating upside down by the magic of a purple unicorn baby.
A collection of stories about you and the foals of Equestria.
A prequel to Gentlemen for Mares. Before the Gentlemen existed, there were the two who sparked it all off: The musician and the mare.
*Posted with Demon Eyes Laharl's permission, of course. I would strongly recommend giving his work, Gentlemen for Mares a look first before giving this a glance, it really is a fantastic read.* Set near the start of Human-Pony relations, a human musician is one of a test group sent out among the ponies as part of an exchange program to learn more about their society. This is the tale of his encounter with a certain mare whose fascination with humans will lead to an experience he'd never have dreamed himself getting into. And he once got married for a muffin.
Twilight, after moving into Ponyville, becomes curious about her new home
Nightmare Moon has been defeated, and Twilight Sparkle has chosen to continue to live in Ponyville. But such a move requires all her belongings from Canterlot to be brought over, so one day, all of her new friends help her out with them. As she gets settled in, however, she starts to become curious about the Golden Oak Library.
Specifically, she wonders if she's the first pony to live there.
After finishing Living and Dying in Equestria... Well I just can't get Twilight out of my head so we continue! You should read Living and Dying in Equestria first otherwise you may be more then a little confused. The Teen rating represents some lovemaking between Twilight and I. Nothing graphic or discriptive so I'm not sure if it's needed but better safe then sorry eh? I finally figued out how to use the colors. So for Twilight and I's telepathic communication I am Green and she is of course Purple. Just to clear up any confusion. Cover Picture by Mystic Alpha, I don't have permission to use it so if he/she wants me to take it off I shall. Its just a beautiful picture.
Twilight Sparkle had just given up on passing her test when she heard a loud boom.
Twilight Sparkle had been preparing for her entrance exam for so long, just to blow it at the end! If only she could get away to a place no one would know her.
Spike falls in love with another dragon who just so happens to be the same size and age as he is. Later on, he comes to find out in addition that they're also both boys.
Spike hears a rumor from his friends, Rumble and Button Mash, that the new ponies from down the street are moving in with a young, adopted dragon of their own. Her name is Silk, and what's more important, this new dragon in town seems to be a girl due to having pink scales, and an extremely feminine personality.
After playing a game of truth or dare, Spike is forced into paying her a visit. Although, before Spike is dared into doing this, he learns that Rumble had already spoken to Silk previously while he was at the Crystal Empire. Rumble explains after the game of truth or dare that he managed to orchestrate a pretty solid arrangement just for the two dragons so they could meet one another properly.
Rumble then tells Spike that he should just head on over to her place with no worries. "She said that she's really looking forward to meeting you, Spike," Rumble says.
Little did Spike know what he was really getting himself into.
Flurry Heart gives her grandfather a grand Father's Day.
Father's Day 2020
Whenever Velvet goes on one of her solo adventure vacations, Night Light always gets left behind at home. Whenever Cadance and Shining have to go to a royal summit, Flurry Heart gets left behind too. When they ask Night Light to watch Flurry for them, the two of them are stuck together while everypony else does something fun or important. (Not that the grown mare needs watching) Always the odd ones out. Night Light doesn't mind spoiling Flurry. After all, that was the grand part of being a grandfather. This Father's Day, Flurry decides to give him a grand Father's Day. 1136683
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