The local human ends up in jail, breaks out, takes someone else with him.
The local human, finding himself possessed of strength beyond measure in this strange world, decides to be a brutish nuisance. You know, running around half-naked, stealing cider and that sort of thing.
When his behaviour lands him in jail he casually breaks out and - more on a whim than anything else - breaks out the other jailbird too. Because that's mischief, and she had to have done something wrong, right?
They then run from Twilight, sit around a fire and sleep in a cave.
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Ahahaha I got featured and I don't even have a picture what even is this.
Killing the un-dead. That sums up all Barry did during the apocalypse. With his intelligence and an arsenal of plants he was invincible. But now, rather than brain-dead zombies, Barry faces new, smarter enemies. Can his ultimate defense stand?
Killing the undead. Those three words accurately summed Barry's life. After all, his plant army was practically built for it. The remaining weeks of the zombie apocalypse was a breeze. But now that it's all over, Barry finds himself to be unsatisfied with his life. That is, until he buys a magical amulet from Crazy Dave.
Now, Barry is trapped in a strange land where he makes unexpected enemies. Can Barry defend his pride and himself?
Breaking a Pinkie Promise landed you, Anonymous, in serious trouble. One week of the party pony's shenanigans has made you afraid to break another. Your only promise left is to Scootaloo, and it can be any favor she could ask for. No problem, r
You are Anonymous, the only human in Equestria. (Yeah, it's one of -those- fics.) The previous week has been a nightmare for you. Why? You broke a Pinkie Promise, and the party pony made you pay for it. A whole week at her command, but you couldn't keep up. This, of course, has left you with a fear of breaking any other Pinkie Promise ever again.
There's a problem though, you have one promise left to fulfill before you can stop worrying about breaking another. During your "sentence", Scootaloo lent you a hoof with a few things. Being immensely grateful, you promised her one favor. How can a favor to a little filly be so bad? You told her that the favor could be anything her little heart desires of you. Anything.
What will her favor be? You can only hope it won't be anything serious.
Eric accepts an offer of off-campus residence at the Pie’s rock farm in exchange for physical labor and other help around the house. A certain soft-spoken, incredibly shy yet cute mare named Marble makes everything that much better.
Eric Griffith is to attend the Canterlot School of Natural Sciences courtesy of a student exchange program set up between Earth and Equestria. He accepts an offer by Pinkie Pie to set him up with her family so he wouldn’t have to live in the dorms, in exchange for him helping out around the rock farm and the house in general. Things go about as well as he expects; perhaps a bit better… but the most interesting aspect is his relationship with a certain cripplingly shy yet cute mare, who always hides a violet eye behind her perfectly straight, flowing mane.
Base artwork is by the INCREDIBLE WhitMaverick, sourced to his DA. Original (uncropped) picture is NSFW.
I used to be a human girl named Rachel. Now some self-appointed "Spirit of Chaos" (who surely has an ulterior motive) decided to "rescue" me from my fate and give me a second chance. Yeah, being a pastel pony in an insane world is SO much better.
My name is Rachel. Or at least it was. A bad decision brought me to the brink of death. I was "rescued" from that fate by some self-appointed "Spirit of Chaos." Or maybe he really was the devil, I don't know. He promised me a second chance but didn't tell me it would be in the body of a cutesy pony in a world which makes no sense. Worse, I think I've been set up, and something bigger is going on ...
I just wanted to be alone, now after that night all has changed! I don't want to be a Queen of anything!, I'm a man! Now the body count is rising, I'm changing more and more everyday and...did I just lay an egg?
Total Rewrite Under Construction.
I just wanted to be alone, now after that night all has changed!
I don't want to be a Queen of anything!
I'm a man!
Now the body count is rising, I'm changing more and more everyday and...did I just lay an egg?
Slow TF/Gender/Species TF & Pregnancy...well egg laying etc.
You're the newest human in Equestria, and you're the guest of honor in the castle while the Princesses figure out a way to get you back to earth. One night, while out looking at the stars, Princess Luna comes to pay you a visit. HiE Fluff One-shot.
What starts out as a plea for help, from one Ms. Adagio Dazzle, quickly turns into a roller coaster ride of lewd twists and turns for Anon...
Anon's always had a soft spot for Adagio. Sure, she might be a bit of an ass, and there are whispers that she harbors some strange secret, but hearsay and a somewhat disreputable reputation do little to dull his interest in the girl. She's talented, sassy, and a downright bombshell! Since he's always admired her from afar, a sudden text from her catches him off guard.
Kinks Include: Futa on Male (Chapter 1 and 3), Male on Futa (Chapter 2 and 3), A Massive Horse Cock, Oral, Rimming, Anal, Various Sexual Positions, Low Femdom, Cock Worship, and Many, MANY Creampies
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Rainbow Dash rents out an luxury resort to take you on a week long getaway; the only thing she asks for in return is a little help with estrus. Not even Celestia herself could crash this party...or so you thought.
It's been over a month since you and Rainbow Dash have pledged to become mates, and you couldn't be happier. Life betrothed to a national hero and Wonderbolts poster child is just as exciting as it sounds, not just because of her fun antics, but also because you're starting to realize how perfect you are for each other.
So how does one improve upon heaven?
According to your mare the answer is a week long getaway in the Foal Mountains with no pony around to force any need for privacy...save a couple of mysterious patrons who cash in on their favors to make a last minute booking. Either way, Rainbow is determined to make the week a memorable one especially once she begins to understand the benefits of having you around during the throes of estrus. Nothing is going to prevent her from expressing her gratitude for your company...even if the the spurious visitors are the last ponies either of you expected to see.
Co-conceived by Jazzaman so if you like it go check out his stuff! Also, special thanks to DE_K for editing!
You are the only one who can rid the evil from Nightmare Moon, namely by fucking it out of her.
Tired of her concubines, Nightmare Moon seeks a skilled manwhore that can withstand her salacious wiles and overwhelming power.
You are a gigolo of legend: tales of your exploits have spread as far and wide as the legs of the women you have bedded and the diseases you would have surely spread if not for your innate immunity. Your musk has the strength of a powerful aphrodisiac, your voice is silk, your abdomen chiselled and hard.
The booking agency has approached you with a quest of great import—you are to fuck Nightmare Moon for the grand sum of two hundred bits. You are determined to not only screw the ever-loving shit out of her, but to banish the demon from her body and bring daylight to Equestria once more.
An entry for Aragon's Comedy is Serious Business contest under the prompt 'We Learned Something Purifying'.
A HiE fic filled with light comedy and a bit of adventure. Enjoy.
'What is it about humans that urges them seek out so many endeavors in order to feed their desires? Greed, power, family, friends, philosophy, knowledge; infinite goals and infinite reasons behind them. Whoever or whatever created these beings are either cunning; to create self motivating creatures that will constantly push the limits of what's possible, or downright cruel; never truly allowing them to feel true fulfillment or satisfaction. The point is humans were created with a void, a missing piece left intentionally empty never to be filled, an undying hunger.'
A bit grim right? The names Rodney, and in case you're wondering, this is the story of my life. A life of Magic, Gods, and regrettably, Ponies. Yeah, freakin-multi-techno-collored-goody-ponies. But it's not all bad really, got way healthier with a more green diet. Though the lack of meat can be painful at times, that one landed me in less than desired situations. I get to screw with innocent ponies on a regular basis. Didn't kill myself or everyone else with me either. So not a bad deal really, even ended up retiring as teacher.
Teen for language and some adult themes. This takes place before season 3.
HIATUS: Currently at a programmer's boot camp. Will be done late June 2015.
AN: If you can see past my cruddy writing skills there's plenty to tickle your funny bones, I hope. First attempt at writing a fic.
Damon Flame was just trying to escape his past when he ended up in Equestria. Things were finally looking up for him but life decided to take away everything he had worked so hard for and make it all for naught.
Equestria, a land with a mysterious past surrounded by powerful forces. Enter Damon Flame, a 19 year old living on his own trying to get by in life after escaping his home five years ago. He was just starting to regain some semblance of control over his life and was beginning to accept some of the scars his past left on his mind. Things are finally looking up but his healing is interrupted by life kicking him in the teeth, stealing a couple organs, and dragging him to some freaky place. At least it had the courtesy to leave him in the ICU.
*Authors note* Tell me what you like and hate about this. I'm completely open to constructive criticism. Rewrites of the chapters are currently in progress. Also thanks to Total Eclipse for letting me bounce ideas off of him.
Returning to Ponyville, realizing she has to speak with Thunderlane, Anon goes to confront her dear friend...
Hurrying back to her home, having made a terrible mistake, Anon rushes to speak with her roommate. On a spur of the moment whim, she bedded a changeling and came to a startling realization. Not only is Thunderlane her oldest and most cherished friend in all Equestria - having stuck his neck out for her, helped her get a job, and allowed her stay in his spare bedroom - but she might actually be developing feelings for him. Warring with her thoughts, unsure what his stance on the matter is, she knows she'll need to speak with him on the matter...
Kinks Include: Interspecies, Female on Male, Male on Female, Oral, Vaginal, Creampies, and a Touch of Cum Inflation
Extra Lewd Kinks Include:Hoof Holding, Lovemaking, and Romantic Smooching of a Potential Pony Paramour
Yes, Anon is a chick...
Artwork by Capseys
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Multiple horses abuse hospitality. Mostly one though.
Continued horse-based intrusion makes a man's evenings slightly more interesting and his kitchen messy.
Mostly it seems to be the fault of that one horse, but the others are still going along with it, so they're all to blame really. Not that it's easy to hold anything against them.
He is a softy, after all, and they are all rather pleasant company.
Andrew was your ordinary, every-day, run-of-the-mill human. He had a boring job, nobody he could call a girlfriend, and basically, nothing to work with. One night, he comes home from yet another boring day of work and passes out in bed. Meanwhile, in the magical land of Equestria, Twilight Sparkle makes a wish upon a star. A wish to meet her soul mate. If only she knew what she was in for...
I'm going to be rewriting this shortly. Thank you guys for the support!
Rainbow arrives in a wasteland governed by the mad. Max finds her on the road, asleep and vulnerable. Quickly, a violent gang sweep them into danger, and both have to work together. Neither of them are happy about it. A Mad Max crossover.
No one can put their loyalty in someone they hate.
Max finds her on the road, something he had been driving on for a long time. Rainbow Dash finds herself in a harsh new world, something she had never anticipated. And before either of them can get a grip on their encounter, a violent gang forces them together. And neither of them like it.
Shining Armor has many secrets. The first is that he has a diary, that he lovingly calls his Shining's Logs. And the second is that he is a reincarnated human. See how both secrets effect the life and relationships of Shining Armor, and help shape the future.
Explores the relationship between Twilight Sparkle and Shining Armor, and how it set both of them on their respective paths. Also explores the development of Shining Armor into the captain of the guard, his relationship with Cadence, and the powers of love and friendship.
