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TAnon Gets Into a Fistfight With Applejack

Likes: 646 Dislikes: 28

on Fimfiction, by Ludus

MLP: FiMProfanityComedyRandomSecond PersonHumanApplejackAnon

Anon gets into a fistfight with Applejack. It's all in good fun though, i swear!

Anon is adamant that bananas are the best fruit in the universe. Applejack disagrees, for obvious reasons.

Fistfights ensue.

This happens more often than you'd think. It's all in good fun though.

TAnon II: The Second Part

Likes: 87 Dislikes: 10

on Fimfiction, by TheKMExperience

MLP: FiMRomanceAdventureComedySecond PersonHumanOCOtherMain 6Starlight GlimmerAnon

Back and ready to slack!

It's been several months since the human, Anonymous, has taken permanent residence in Equestria with the bestest friends he could've asked for.

But life in this world is anything BUT normal. Having to deal with dogs, dance-offs and unfamiliar lands, Anon'll have to face the biggest threat of his life:

his EMOTIONS!!!

It's more serious than it all sounds...

MAnon Saves Equestria, er...

Likes: 1037 Dislikes: 66

on Fimfiction, by Lack of Tact

MLP: FiMComedyRandomSecond PersonHumanLunaNightmare MoonMain 6Anon

Galaxy Hair really wants to take over the whole day/night shtick, and y'know, just make it night for like, ever. Problem is, Anon wants to sleep, but forever is a long time so, yeah. He's gonna try and do something about that. Key word, 'try'.

An accidental magnum opus. With 1000 likes.
What the fuck is wrong with you people.

Now with an equally shitty sequel, er...
... make that two shitty sequels!

Thanks for letting this get featured one last last time, you fucks :twilightsmile:

4/06/2019 Jesus, guys, I just wanna sleep 11/27/2019

. . . . .

You're Anon, the sole human of Equestria. You've been living there for, er... you can't really recall. A year, two maybe? Anyway, every year, from what you've gathered, there is one day. One goddamn day that really pisses you off. The 'Summer Sun Celebration' comes around every (your time) August 16th, and it is literally the longest day of the year.

You would have no problems with this—if only it didn't start at four in the fucking morning.

This year just seems to be extra against you; an evil deity that's been banished to the moon for a thousand-so years decides to come back, and boy is she a bitch.

Try sleeping through that, asshole.

. . . . .

Proofreaders/Editors:
Level Dasher - Proofreader/Editor - Chapters: 1, 2, 3, 7, 8
Muffinlover - Proofreader - Chapters: 2

As I've explained to LD, the rating bump from Teen to Mature wasn't exactly my call. A staff member kindly notified me of the rules regarding swearing in the long description of a Teen rated fic. There is no sex, no gore, just pure stupidity without the restraints of a T holding it back.

:twilightsmile: Enjoy! :twilightsmile:

TAnon The Perv, or How To Royally Piss Off Royalty

Likes: 178 Dislikes: 24

on Fimfiction, by kildeez

MLP: FiMSexComedyRandomHumanTwilightCelestiaOther

Two months ago, Anon was sent to Ponyville on Celestia's behest. Now, after not hearing from him, Celestia goes to investigate. She doesn't like what she finds. Neither will you.

Two months ago, Anon was sent to Ponyville on Celestia's behest. Now, after not hearing from him, Celestia goes to investigate (a bit belated, sure, but without that plot point the whole story falls apart so whatever). She doesn't like what she finds. Neither will you.

Not a clopfic despite the sex tag, but there is a ton of filthy language and imagery here written by a filthier mind. You've been warned.

EAnon the Poniceman

Likes: 860 Dislikes: 26

on Fimfiction, by Uh-hmmm

MLP: FiMComedySlice of LifeSecond PersonHumanAnon

Ponicemares risk skinned knees and noogies for the sake of the innocent. Now, if only Anon could get out of this desk job and actually make a difference... (RGRE)

Anon had a bad feeling when he saw the ice cream machine outside Firmly Asked Questions. Not only was the world softer and fluffier than he had anticipated, but he would also have to watch his weight.

(RGRE)

TAnon to the Rescue

Likes: 702 Dislikes: 14

on Fimfiction, by setablaze53

MLP: FiMProfanityComedyRandomHumanTwilightCelestiaLunaCadanceAnon

A pony is stuck in a fence, and it's my job to get her out.

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Cover art by silfoe. I've always loved this particular picture.

Inspired by the cover art and this video.

Originally wanted this to be in 2nd person, but I know that can turn people off to the whole thing. I get it, I used to be like that too.

Featured on March 2nd, 2020! Thanks so much guys!

Now has a live reading by StraightToThePointStudio.

TAnon Wants to Marry Celestia

Likes: 272 Dislikes: 22

on Fimfiction, by Burt

MLP: FiMSexProfanityRomanceComedyHumanCelestiaLunaAnon

The incredible, award winning sequel that will blow everyone’s socks off. No seriously, check your feet, those bad boys are gone.

Anon has been dating Celestia for about a week now. Between the snogging, romance, and bedroom waltzes; he’s starting to feel a certain way.

Anon... kinda feels like marrying her.

...Now, how does he approach this with her?

TAnon's Alliterative Adrenaline Adventure

Likes: 181 Dislikes: 13

on Fimfiction, by kildeez

MLP: FiMSexProfanityAdventureComedySecond PersonHumanTwilightAnon

Anon is tired of Twilight's questions. Twilight isn't tired of asking questions. Chaos ensues.

Anonymous, the only human in Equestria, has long had to place a limit on the number of questions Twilight can ask about humans. Thing is, Twilight clearly needs to know about human adrenaline. Obviously, the only solution is to rope the whole town into a huge scheme to get him to use it.

Obviously.

Edit: Featured 7/13/20! Thank you!
Edit 2: Now with reading!

EAnon's Batty Expedition

Likes: 198 Dislikes: 6

on Fimfiction, by ShobieShy

MLP: FiMAdventureSecond PersonHumanOCAnonBat Pony

You land in the middle of the Everfree Forest and meet a lone bat filly. You end up helping her get back home, and at the same time wondering if you'll be able to get home yourself. But would it be so bad if you couldn't?

You wake up in the middle of an unknown forest, surrounded by alien plants and animals, and a frightened bat filly. You take it upon yourself to help this filly get back to civilization, by way of miles of dangerous obstacles, bat filly antics, and the dread you'll never be able to get back home. But by the end, will you want to?

Cover art by Ravensun. Edited slightly to match Mischievous' colors.

WARNING: Contents may contain Adorable bat filly antics, Potential 'D'aww' moments, Feels

Featured 8/27/19! My first featured fic if I'm not mistaken. Thank you all so much!

MAnon's Deep Tissue Massage

Likes: 882 Dislikes: 39

on Fimfiction, by Shakespearicles

MLP: FiMSexComedySlice of LifeHumanTwilightChrysalisSpa PoniesAnon

Anon becomes a deep-tissue massage therapist in Equestria. Like... elbow-deep.

Anon had a normal life of being a massage therapist. And then one day he accidentally opened a portal to Equestria. As the only human in this new land, it would be a shame if his magic fingers went to waste.

So he decides to work as a deep-tissue masseur at the spa with Aloe and Lotus. Ponies from all over Equestria come to work out their problems, stress and kinks. Anon: part-time masseur, full-time therapist.

Now about that happy ending...


A comment-driven episodic story. Each chapter focuses on a different character. After each chapter, YOU, the readers, nominate and vote on who you want to visit Anon for a massage next! Simply comment which character you want to visit, and after (an arbitrary amount of time) the character with the most upvotes will be next! (Duplicate nomination wont have their scores added together.) It can be any creature from MLP, even an OC! If your character doesn't get the most votes, don't despair! You can always nominate them again on the NEXT chapter.

Audo Reading

MAnon's Problem

Likes: 701 Dislikes: 37

on Fimfiction, by That Other Writing Guy

MLP: FiMSexFetishProfanityRomanceComedySlice of LifeHumanCelestiaLunaMain 6Anon

Anon has a problem. A problem that will not leave him alone. Neither will Main Six or some of the other ponies around him.

This just silly rom/com that will probably have some clop in it. I just found this picture and I really wanted to write something about it. I don't know who artist is as the watermark is hard to see and I found it on facebook.

Edited: Artist is Ponut Joe. Thank you CHdz

EDITED: I GOT FEATURED. HOLY FUCKING SHIT. DATE: 12/26/19

Please leave comment if you leave a like. I would really love comments ;w;

ANOTHER EDIT: I know this shameless and I hope this doesn't ruin fic for anyone but, I have Patreon now. If you want support me or get me to write fanfic idea. Feel free to support me here. https://www.patreon.com/user?u=210006

MAnon-con Sensual Story

Likes: 913 Dislikes: 62

on Fimfiction, by Uh-hmmm

MLP: FiMSexProfanityComedyDramaPornSecond PersonHumanAnon

Luna happens upon a particularly unflattering dream, and now Anon is the town pariah of Ponyville. As he seeks to prove his innocence, he cannot help but come to one conclusion. Ponies are weird.
Warning: This is pure id-fic, which is to say, writing whatever was appealing at the time. 0% literary depth.

MAnonymous and The Friendly Fire Folk

Likes: 1116 Dislikes: 23

on Fimfiction, by TheAlmightyTinCan

MLP: FiMSexGoreViolenceProfanityComedyRandomSlice of LifeHumanTwilightCelestiaLunaAnon

Anon lives in Tartarus. Because of this sometimes rituals summon him. These are those stories.

Anon lives in Tartarus. Because of this ponies sometimes summon him, it doesn't go how they expect it to...

Mature tag for sexual themes and references... and incu/succupony

MAnonymous of Equestria

Likes: 70 Dislikes: 11

on Fimfiction, by Bedbugg

MLP: FiMSexGoreViolenceDeathProfanityAdventureComedySci-FiSecond PersonAlt. UniverseCelestiaLunaDiscordMain 6Anon

You, Anonymous, ends up meeting your demise in an unfortunate work accident... or so you thought. After waking up in a crazy new world, you end up getting caught up in a war between equestria and a dark force, and you’re prophesied to stop it.

You are Anonymous, a young scientist working for NASA. Well, worked for NASA that is. A catastrophic work accident resulted in your “death” and ended up sending you to a new dimension, one full of ponies rather than humans. You befriend many of these creatures, meet the princess, and try and find a way for you to get home. However, a dark evil happens to rise from the depths of equestrian hell, and evidently you’re prophesied to stop it. Great.

TAnon’s a Villain and Wins

Likes: 670 Dislikes: 25

on Fimfiction, by Yellowtail

MLP: FiMViolenceProfanityComedyRandomHumanSpikeCelestiaLunaMain 6Anon

Yep. Anon’s a villain. And he won. Though, the main six try to stop him...

Anon is a villain. Not a particularly good one, but... he’s a villain. Let’s see what stupid shit he did this time.

A one-shot inspired by “If movie Villains didn’t waste time”

TAnon’s Friendship Lessons

Likes: 668 Dislikes: 67

on Fimfiction, by DatZigga

MLP: FiMSexViolenceProfanityComedySadSlice of LifeHumanCelestiaOtherMain 6Anon

Anon’s friendship lessons begin

Since Anonymous has arrived in Equestria, he’s made little effort in forming friendships in the land most representative of it. Through his abrasiveness and social isolation, he has actively avoided public gatherings, parties, and even simple conversations. Thus, Celestia decides to take on the teaching role once more and show Anonymous how magical friendship can be. 

Edit: Caught another feature. Nice.

EAnthropology

Likes: 8045 Dislikes: 166

on Fimfiction, by JasonTheHuman

MLP: FiMAdventureComedySlice of LifeHumanLyraBon-Bon

Lyra is determined to find out the truth behind the mysterious legends of humans.

Humans.

Truth or myth? Ancient lost civilization or just an old pony's tale?

No pony has ever seen one, and most haven't even heard of them. But Lyra knows that these wonderful creatures are more than just old legends, and she's going to find out... and possibly drive her roommate insane in the process.

TAntics of Anon

Likes: 78 Dislikes: 12

on Fimfiction, by TheKMExperience

MLP: FiMComedyRandomSlice of LifeSecond PersonHumanSpikeOtherMain 6Starlight GlimmerAnon

Silly short/long stories with the reference-spewing human.

Silly short/long stories with the reference-spewing 'hyewmun'.

Spin-off to Anon Begins and Anon II.

MAny Spell Except That Spell!

Likes: 282 Dislikes: 23

on Fimfiction, by SockPuppet

Harry PotterMLP: FiMSexRomanceDarkCrossoverHumanTwilightSweetie BelleSpikeStarlight Glimmer

Twilight and Starlight: refuse to cast the spell. Visiting human: casts the spell.


With a YouTube reading, apparently...

EApplejack Rents a Bobcat

Likes: 229 Dislikes: 7

on Fimfiction, by Admiral Biscuit

MLP: FiMSlice of LifeHumanAlt. UniverseApplejackOther

Louis Keller can't believe it when a pony walks into his equipment store wanting to rent a Bobcat. She does have an appointment, though.

Louis Keller has about the strangest day at work ever when Applejack arrives to rent a Bobcat. She's got an appointment, a credit card, and an honest face, but should ponies be trusted with heavy equipment?

Louis thinks so.

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