MLP: FiMProfanityComedyRandomSecond PersonHumanApplejackAnon
Anon is adamant that bananas are the best fruit in the universe. Applejack disagrees, for obvious reasons.
Fistfights ensue.
This happens more often than you'd think. It's all in good fun though.
MLP: FiMRomanceAdventureComedySecond PersonHumanOCOtherMain 6Starlight GlimmerAnon
It's been several months since the human, Anonymous, has taken permanent residence in Equestria with the bestest friends he could've asked for.
But life in this world is anything BUT normal. Having to deal with dogs, dance-offs and unfamiliar lands, Anon'll have to face the biggest threat of his life:
his EMOTIONS!!!
It's more serious than it all sounds...
MLP: FiMComedyRandomSecond PersonHumanLunaNightmare MoonMain 6Anon
An accidental magnum opus. With 1000 likes.
What the fuck is wrong with you people.
Now with an equally shitty sequel, er...
... make that two shitty sequels!
Thanks for letting this get featured one last last time, you fucks
4/06/2019 Jesus, guys, I just wanna sleep 11/27/2019
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You're Anon, the sole human of Equestria. You've been living there for, er... you can't really recall. A year, two maybe? Anyway, every year, from what you've gathered, there is one day. One goddamn day that really pisses you off. The 'Summer Sun Celebration' comes around every (your time) August 16th, and it is literally the longest day of the year.
You would have no problems with this—if only it didn't start at four in the fucking morning.
This year just seems to be extra against you; an evil deity that's been banished to the moon for a thousand-so years decides to come back, and boy is she a bitch.
Try sleeping through that, asshole.
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Proofreaders/Editors:
Level Dasher - Proofreader/Editor - Chapters: 1, 2, 3, 7, 8
Muffinlover - Proofreader - Chapters: 2
As I've explained to LD, the rating bump from Teen to Mature wasn't exactly my call. A staff member kindly notified me of the rules regarding swearing in the long description of a Teen rated fic. There is no sex, no gore, just pure stupidity without the restraints of a T holding it back.
Enjoy!
MLP: FiMSexComedyRandomHumanTwilightCelestiaOther
Two months ago, Anon was sent to Ponyville on Celestia's behest. Now, after not hearing from him, Celestia goes to investigate (a bit belated, sure, but without that plot point the whole story falls apart so whatever). She doesn't like what she finds. Neither will you.
Not a clopfic despite the sex tag, but there is a ton of filthy language and imagery here written by a filthier mind. You've been warned.
MLP: FiMComedySlice of LifeSecond PersonHumanAnon
Anon had a bad feeling when he saw the ice cream machine outside Firmly Asked Questions. Not only was the world softer and fluffier than he had anticipated, but he would also have to watch his weight.
MLP: FiMProfanityComedyRandomHumanTwilightCelestiaLunaCadanceAnon
A pony is stuck in a fence, and it's my job to get her out.
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Cover art by silfoe. I've always loved this particular picture.
Inspired by the cover art and this video.
Originally wanted this to be in 2nd person, but I know that can turn people off to the whole thing. I get it, I used to be like that too.
Featured on March 2nd, 2020! Thanks so much guys!
MLP: FiMSexProfanityRomanceComedyHumanCelestiaLunaAnon
Anon has been dating Celestia for about a week now. Between the snogging, romance, and bedroom waltzes; he’s starting to feel a certain way.
Anon... kinda feels like marrying her.
...Now, how does he approach this with her?
MLP: FiMSexProfanityAdventureComedySecond PersonHumanTwilightAnon
Anonymous, the only human in Equestria, has long had to place a limit on the number of questions Twilight can ask about humans. Thing is, Twilight clearly needs to know about human adrenaline. Obviously, the only solution is to rope the whole town into a huge scheme to get him to use it.
Obviously.
Edit: Featured 7/13/20! Thank you!
Edit 2: Now with reading!
MLP: FiMAdventureSecond PersonHumanOCAnonBat Pony
You wake up in the middle of an unknown forest, surrounded by alien plants and animals, and a frightened bat filly. You take it upon yourself to help this filly get back to civilization, by way of miles of dangerous obstacles, bat filly antics, and the dread you'll never be able to get back home. But by the end, will you want to?
Cover art by Ravensun. Edited slightly to match Mischievous' colors.
WARNING: Contents may contain Adorable bat filly antics, Potential 'D'aww' moments, Feels
Featured 8/27/19! My first featured fic if I'm not mistaken. Thank you all so much!
MLP: FiMSexComedySlice of LifeHumanTwilightChrysalisSpa PoniesAnon
Anon had a normal life of being a massage therapist. And then one day he accidentally opened a portal to Equestria. As the only human in this new land, it would be a shame if his magic fingers went to waste.
So he decides to work as a deep-tissue masseur at the spa with Aloe and Lotus. Ponies from all over Equestria come to work out their problems, stress and kinks. Anon: part-time masseur, full-time therapist.
Now about that happy ending...
A comment-driven episodic story. Each chapter focuses on a different character. After each chapter, YOU, the readers, nominate and vote on who you want to visit Anon for a massage next! Simply comment which character you want to visit, and after (an arbitrary amount of time) the character with the most upvotes will be next! (Duplicate nomination wont have their scores added together.) It can be any creature from MLP, even an OC! If your character doesn't get the most votes, don't despair! You can always nominate them again on the NEXT chapter.
MLP: FiMSexFetishProfanityRomanceComedySlice of LifeHumanCelestiaLunaMain 6Anon
Anon has a problem. A problem that will not leave him alone. Neither will Main Six or some of the other ponies around him.
This just silly rom/com that will probably have some clop in it. I just found this picture and I really wanted to write something about it. I don't know who artist is as the watermark is hard to see and I found it on facebook.
Edited: Artist is Ponut Joe. Thank you CHdz
EDITED: I GOT FEATURED. HOLY FUCKING SHIT. DATE: 12/26/19
Please leave comment if you leave a like. I would really love comments ;w;
ANOTHER EDIT: I know this shameless and I hope this doesn't ruin fic for anyone but, I have Patreon now. If you want support me or get me to write fanfic idea. Feel free to support me here. https://www.patreon.com/user?u=210006
MLP: FiMSexProfanityComedyDramaPornSecond PersonHumanAnon
Luna happens upon a particularly unflattering dream, and now Anon is the town pariah of Ponyville. As he seeks to prove his innocence, he cannot help but come to one conclusion. Ponies are weird.
Warning: This is pure id-fic, which is to say, writing whatever was appealing at the time. 0% literary depth.
MLP: FiMSexGoreViolenceProfanityComedyRandomSlice of LifeHumanTwilightCelestiaLunaAnon
Anon lives in Tartarus. Because of this ponies sometimes summon him, it doesn't go how they expect it to...
Mature tag for sexual themes and references... and incu/succupony
MLP: FiMSexGoreViolenceDeathProfanityAdventureComedySci-FiSecond PersonAlt. UniverseCelestiaLunaDiscordMain 6Anon
You are Anonymous, a young scientist working for NASA. Well, worked for NASA that is. A catastrophic work accident resulted in your “death” and ended up sending you to a new dimension, one full of ponies rather than humans. You befriend many of these creatures, meet the princess, and try and find a way for you to get home. However, a dark evil happens to rise from the depths of equestrian hell, and evidently you’re prophesied to stop it. Great.
MLP: FiMViolenceProfanityComedyRandomHumanSpikeCelestiaLunaMain 6Anon
Anon is a villain. Not a particularly good one, but... he’s a villain. Let’s see what stupid shit he did this time.
A one-shot inspired by “If movie Villains didn’t waste time”
MLP: FiMSexViolenceProfanityComedySadSlice of LifeHumanCelestiaOtherMain 6Anon
Since Anonymous has arrived in Equestria, he’s made little effort in forming friendships in the land most representative of it. Through his abrasiveness and social isolation, he has actively avoided public gatherings, parties, and even simple conversations. Thus, Celestia decides to take on the teaching role once more and show Anonymous how magical friendship can be.
Edit: Caught another feature. Nice.
MLP: FiMAdventureComedySlice of LifeHumanLyraBon-Bon
Humans.
Truth or myth? Ancient lost civilization or just an old pony's tale?
No pony has ever seen one, and most haven't even heard of them. But Lyra knows that these wonderful creatures are more than just old legends, and she's going to find out... and possibly drive her roommate insane in the process.
MLP: FiMComedyRandomSlice of LifeSecond PersonHumanSpikeOtherMain 6Starlight GlimmerAnon
Silly short/long stories with the reference-spewing 'hyewmun'.
Spin-off to Anon Begins and Anon II.
Harry PotterMLP: FiMSexRomanceDarkCrossoverHumanTwilightSweetie BelleSpikeStarlight Glimmer
Twilight and Starlight: refuse to cast the spell. Visiting human: casts the spell.
With a YouTube reading, apparently...
MLP: FiMSlice of LifeHumanAlt. UniverseApplejackOther
Louis Keller has about the strangest day at work ever when Applejack arrives to rent a Bobcat. She's got an appointment, a credit card, and an honest face, but should ponies be trusted with heavy equipment?
Louis thinks so.