Elaine Torkleson, an attorney in Los Angeles, is almost completely unfamiliar with My Little Pony. Her new client is about to change that. And everything else Elaine ever thought she knew as well...
To Elaine Torkleson, an attorney working in West Los Angeles, the name "My Little Pony" conjures up nothing but vague memories of these half-hour toy commercials she heard about while in college during the 1980s.
But when a scientist from Pasadena's Jet Propulsion Laboratory comes into her office one afternoon in the summer of 2019 with a device that he claims can utilize the properties of quantum tunneling to let people enter cartoons, Elaine finds herself forced to reassess pretty much everything she ever thought she knew.
The cover image is a still from this animation by DeannArt on Deviantart.
Waking up as a voice in someone's head is not the worst fate I have experienced while traveling between worlds, but it is definitely one of the strangest.
There is an old chinese blessing, "May you live in interesting times." It is also considered a curse. I guess it all depends on what you consider "interesting." Hopping from world to world, always trapped in the body of a local resident, certainly is interesting. The fact that every world seems to be drawn from some story, movie or trope, even more so. But when I wake up as an extra voice in the already crowded head of a pony from a cartoon show? Now that's just plain weird.
All I want to do is go home, but this cursed coin around my neck wont let me. Even in death, there is no release from my curse.
Beset on all sides, accosted by depraved disciples of the School of Friendship, Anon seeks a solution for his carnal concerns...
Anon had hoped he was done dealing with the advances of students, yet he was wrong. With his sanity slowly being whittled away, day after day, by his potential paramours, he does the unthinkable. If there's one way to get it all to end, to halt the seemingly endless tide of bedroom eyes and innuendo, it will be with the help of Twilight Sparkle.
Anon goes to visit the changelings' hive; unfortunately, there's some slight culture shock...
After an unfortunate encounter with Ocellus, Anon is prompted by Twilight Sparkle to visit the changelings. Sure, she may have read about the shapeshifting bug-horses, although she's never really interacted with many. After leaving Ponyville, having been seen off by her close friend, Thunderlane, she arrives at her destination and is greeted by a rather curious sentry...
Kinks Include: Interspecies, Female on Male, Male on Female, Masturbation, Vaginal, Outdoor Sex, Knotting, Creampies, Very Minor Cumflation (Cum Inflation)
Hatter's Lye made an animation inspired by this story! You can find it on MrTektite's patreon. Feel free to check it out!!! Also...Yes, Anon is a woman...
When a human in Equestria attempts suicide, the ponies who shunned him are forced to care for him in Ponyville Hospital.
My name is Jason Wright. If you've heard of me, you probably know what I did, and what an idiot I am for doing it. Now I'm stuck in the hospital, surrounded by ponies who hate me because I can't even die right. But while I'm here, maybe I can try to learn why I was saved, and what I did to make the ponies hate me in the first place.
// Hello, and welcome to It Never Really Ends! This is a sequel to MisterBlonde's oneshot Ending. They expressed no desire to continue the story on their own, and have given me permission to do so myself! //
Twilight has learned that ponies love to talk about her, since she became a princess. They especially love to talk about her love life.
If there was one thing Twilight Sparkle had learned since ascending to alicornhood and becoming a princess, it was that ponies talked. Then, quite suddenly, they were talking about her.
And then they were talking about her love life since she was a single princess, unmarried and approachable.
She was still getting used to that part.
She was especially getting used to talking about it with Sunset.
5/14/2018: Now with cover art designed by the very generous Novel-Idea! Thank you so much!
When Anon is left with a child, he must find the strength to take care of her.
Anon's life has been simple since he appeared in Equestria. However, one night, everything changes as he finds a child unlike any other on his doorstep. Does he have what it takes to take care of her? With the help of his friends, he might have a fighting chance.
Edit 14/3/2019: Had to remove the Drama tag because I wasn't allowed to save edits to the description due to too many tags due to the new rules.
I was enjoying a quiet day at work, when I suddenly find myself in what I can only describe as what a person high on drugs would see, before a blinding rainbow light slams into me and knocks me unconscious.
Upon awakening, I find something very off, not only about my surroundings, but myself. For one, I seem to have become a small horse and a female one at that.
I also seem to be in a forest of some kind. Hang on. Is this the Everfree?
Oh, great. What do i do now?
Well, having powers on par with a Chaos Lord certainly might come in handy. Let's see what i can do with them, shall we?
Sex tag for sexual references and teen for teen reasons, plus a lot crass swearing.
And, just be warned, that random tag is serious. Random shit will happen in this fic, so be wary of that when entering and DO NOT expect anything to just be normal at any point.
In Popular Stories 31/12/2015. What a way to end the year!
Featured 24/7/2016. Okay. Honest to God did not see that coming.
Featured again 31/7/2016. Wait. What?
Featured 5/8/2016. Someone's pulling my leg here, right?
Featured again 26/8/2016. No. Wait. WHAT?
Despite everything, got Featured 16/2/2017. Just hope the next update does this justice
In Featured 2/07/2017. Um... How? Don't get me wrong, I'm glad, but... how?!
FEATURED: 26/11/2018. HiE, parody of the whole "We make ponies feel good". crackfic with plot. Buck is a human soldier that finds himself in Equestria and to survive he uses his only skill outside killing: Massages, and those work great on ponies!
FEATURED: 10/11/2017 FEATURED: 26/11/2018 I have always been very attracted to the “Humanity, Fuck Yeah!” threads online and I wanted to try making one story on that level about a Human in the MLP Universe. Crack story Strong terms and Themes (you’ll see in the first chapter already) Human in Equestria. The plot is simple: We have fingers, they have hooves...Would that make Humans WAY better than ponies in giving massages then? Here they do, and the Human MC gives “Heavenly good ones” for reasons (his mother always suffered of back pains, he learned to give massages since he was a kid because professionals costed too much and once reached thirty-five years of age he had long become a ‘Master’.)
The crack part of the story is...Those massages feel TOO GOOD, LUDICROUSLY GOOD! So much that even the most rotten Bad Guys actually add divergences on their EEEEEEEVIL! Plans just to make sure the Human massages also fall in their possession, everybody want those fingers to work their magic on their backs, EVERYBODY!
...Everybody but Princess Luna asshe won’t be fooled! It is clear that the Human massages are hiding some EVIL CORRUPTING MAGIC! (She is an expert after all!) so she won’t be Corrupted by those vile tricks! NEVER!
Pretty much a Silly 'Tinfoil-hat’ Luna fighting against a conspiracy only she can see.
NO, IT’S NOT BASHING! Just some randomness thrown in.
Why is all this happening? Easy...The secret it’s all in the hands.
Finding a job is hard. Finding a job in Canterlot when you’re a five foot eight bipedal alien is even harder.
Being the sole human in a city full of judgemental unicorns has a pretty detrimental effect on a guy's employment prospects, a fact Luke Nona has become all too aware of. After a year of scraping by in Equestria’s capital, he still doesn’t have a job. That all changes when a certain Princess calls in a favour from a supermodel.
Beware of spoilers in the comments.
Fleur x human romance, with a fair helping of lewdness planned in later chapters. Blatant wish fulfilment at its finest, yes—but who doesn’t want to fall in love with Canterlot’s prettiest supermodel?
Cover art originally by skyline19, but has been slightly tweaked for this story. The original derpibooru upload can be found here. Pre-read by JimboTex.
A young orphan girl runs away from home to keep from being seperated from her best friend, a young Percheron Stallion.
A young human girl runs away from home with her best friend, and finds herself much further from home than she ever expected. Her arrival in Equestria will cause ripples that affect ponies from the lowest to the highest.
Meanwhile, a young Nocturne mare begins an epic quest to earn the right to clean Princess Luna's porcelain throne. Be sure to check out the Continuation. "How to Train Your Batpony" Not a Clopfic!
Let me extend thanks to Georg for letting me play with some of his characters and situations, and for proof reading and contributing some really good lines here and there.
A seemingly incapable Rarity survives along with her human companion in the middle of the Everfree Forest.
After a new spell goes awry, Rarity must find a way back home with the help of a strange alien creature. This 'man' certainly seems capable. They'll need each others skills to make it out of the Everfree Forest alive! That is of course, if they don't drive each other crazy first.
Conceptualized before the start of season 8, but may contain elements from later seasons.
The human farmer, John Apple, has been injured. With no family to inherit, he is set to lose his farm. Unable to cope, he seeks to end it all. Much to his confusion, he wakes up as a pony and surrounded by talking ponies who are calling him "father".
John Apple, aging human farmer, has recently been injured in an accident by one of his horses. The doctors say he'll be unable to take care of his farm anymore due to considerable chronic back pain he will suffer for the rest of his years.
Farming had been his passion all his life, and had always been used to distract from the loneliness he felt from never having taken a wife, or raising children. Now faced with the prospect of losing his farm, having no options for meaningful employment, and the loneliness he can no longer distract himself from, he decides to bring an end to it all.
But what's this? He's still alive? Why did he wake up as a horse? How are these other horses able to talk? Why do these Apple horses keep calling him their father? And, perhaps most importantly, after finding himself with the family he had always wanted, does he dare tell them the truth?
Johnny Bravo in an Equestria with Reversed Gender roles. Will he finally get what he deserves? Romance, smut, misunderstandings, and silliness.
Johnny Bravo in Equestria, but with reversed gender roles. Where mares are supposed to be the ones to be tough and 'marely' (manly). And most stallions are prissy, fickle, and demanding, due to the easy access of mares thanks to the ratio of males to females, and the dynamics of a herd relationship.
Expect a clueless Johnny, eager and loving mares, and lots of hopefully funny misunderstandings, romance, sexual undertones and moments, and lessons and musings on love and relationships.
Perspective will shift between Johnny Bravo and the ponies between mini chapters, and I'll use bold and italics when the character whose perspective the story is currently written from is talking.
A young filly fathered by a human finds growing up as a hybrid isn't without it's trials and tribulations. (RGRE)
In Ponyville, a new and unusual resident moved into town. He went on adventures, made friends, met the love of his life, had children, and lived happily ever after for many years.
This isn't his story, but the story of his firstborn.
Anonymous Junior isn't like most ponies. Her teeth are sharp, her gaze is unnerving, and her gait is predatory. The hot blood of humanity, the blood of her sire, pumps through her veins, and it's apparent to all who look. Even when empowered by such passion, the life of a young filly is still one filled with trials and tribulations.
A re-imagining of Anon Filly as the biological daughter of Anonymous. A Second-Person story starring You as Anonymous Junior Takes place in the Reversed Gender Role Equesria AU Makes use of OCs that I do not own. They belong to their respective creators and my depictions should not be considered accurate.
A 16-year old boy is transported to Equestria and given the form of a dragon.
A 16 year-old boy is transported to Equestria and given the form of a dragon. He makes several unexpected friends and at the same time will discover his own powers, but will the ponies trust him because of it? He will have to convince them if he is to stop the upcoming threat and restore balance to the magic of Equestria.
In a time shortly after Luna's banishment, Celestia finds herself on the brink of war with a rival nation. Hoping to avert disaster, she seeks out someone very special: Tercio Krosus. A soldier, a confidant, and the only living human in Equestria.
One month has passed since Princess Celestia was forced to banish her own sister. Suddenly alone and with the weight of rule squarely on her shoulders, the sovereign of Equestria has become but a shell of her former self, maintaining a facade of confidence that hides growing doubts and lingering regrets.
When a devastating attack is launched on her nation by a vindictive, opportunistic foreign ruler who will stop at nothing to see a generations-old grudge resolved, the weakened Celestia seeks to stem the flow of soldiers that now pour over Equestria's borders and put an end to the bloodshed. In her darkest hour, she turns to the aid of an unexpected confidant: A steadfast soldier, a loving brother, someone she has watched grow and mature since he was but a child.
Humans, sailplanes and cloud cities just don't mix very well.
Cloudsdale. Bastion of the Pegasi, linchpin of weather control, home to the Wonderbolts. A magnificent metropolis gracing the skies of Equestria. So what happens when an oblivious human starts stumbling around in a sailplane? As they say, hilarity ensues.
Ever had your Dad marry a mythical creature? Ever just wanted a normal life? If this is you and you're not me, then this is exactly what we don't want, right?
Imagine my surprise when I see a winged unicorn in my kitchen that claims she's my mother.
Imagine her surprise when I threw my coffee mug at her.
Imagine my Dad's surprise when I was banished to the end of Time.
Okay, the last part didn't happen, Tempora is actually really nice, but you get what I mean.
Just roll with it, I guess?
Set in an Alternate Universe where nothing of canon makes much sense.
Thirsty? No, you're not. But Milky Way is insistent on forcing you to try a drink of her milk. Can you withstand her tricks? Or will you finally give into her whims and taste defeat?
