MLP: FiMComedyRandomSecond PersonHumanOtherMain 6Anon
The Mane Six have a problem with Anon. He never sings or dances along with their songs! They resolve themselves to deal with this problem once and for all.
Proofread and Completely Fixed by RobCakeRan53, Vengeful Spirit (Socks), Flammenwerfer, Cynewulf, Distored Flare, The Abyss, Majin Syeekoh, Daemon of Decay
MLP: FiMViolenceProfanityAdventureComedyHumanAlt. UniverseTwilightOCChangelings
My name is James Clark, and I am a Private Military Contractor. No, not Mercenary. Yes, there is a difference, but that's beside the point.
Ok, where was I? Ah yes, I was just entering my office in Downtown Houston one afternoon to hear a job offer. When I got there, I found a beautiful, robe-wearing woman waiting for me. Now, in this day and age, most people would find that strange. I didn't for two reasons.
1) In this line of work, you run into a few crazies. If I had a dollar for every nut-job I turned away, I could buy a small European country.
2) It was Halloween. Hell, I was on my way to a party dressed in a replica suit of Veteran Ranger Armor from Fallout: New Vegas, complete with gas mask and real riot gear I borrowed from a friend on the SWAT team. I was gonna win the costume contest for sure!
I'm getting off topic, aren't I? Anyways, this weirdo offered me a job without going into much detail. No location, no objective, not even a dollar amount The only thing I got out of her was the promise that I would be saving thousands, if not millions of lives.
Every instinct told me to turn the job down, and yet I still accepted it. Maybe the idea of playing hero again had its appeal.
God, I had no idea what I was getting myself into.
MLP: FiMSexRomanceComedyRandomSecond PersonHumanTwilightRainbow DashAnon
You just had 'sex' with Rainbow Dash... well sort of.
However, Rainbow Dash now wants you to have 'sex' with Twilight to rid her of her virginity.
A big thanks to Ravvij for helping me with editing to improve the story overall.
MLP: FiMSexRomanceComedyRandomSecond PersonHumanTwilightRainbow DashAnon
Rainbow Dash suggests you should have a cuddles session with her and Twilight Sparkle to celebrate the gift you gave them.
Contains: human having 'sex'... kind of with ponies who don't have genitalia.
A big thanks to my editors: Wolfgang Anonymous, forestpip, and Jay The Stormtrooper
MLP: FiMGoreDarkAdventureDramaSadCrossoverHumanLunaBon-BonOCOther
Angela was just a petty thief at a convention. All she wanted was to grab a few things, leave, and make a few bucks off of them. She had no idea just how complicated her situation would become because of it. And now, the ponies inhabiting the town of Hollow Shades will find themselves at odds with what many would call a living nightmare.
First attempt at a displaced fic, featuring a blend of the game Evolve and My Little Pony.
If you don't like that sort of thing, then don't read.
Tags may be added later on. Gore tag for mild gore, nothing too overt.
Featured 4/25/16
MLP: FiMSlice of LifeHumanLyra
Humans often pass through Equestria on their way to worlds unknown, maintaining cordial relations with the locals. One has chosen to live in Ponyville. Lyra worries about him when he's not there, and is happy when he comes back.
This particular human rather likes it in Ponyville. Indeed, he rather likes being away from Earth in general. Though he doesn't like to talk about it.
MLP: FiMSexNarcoticsFetishProfanityRomanceSlice of LifePornHumanLunaZecoraOCAnonBat Pony
I have been in Equestria for nearly a year now and although things are better than they used to be, they still aren't great. I may have found a steady supply of meat and potential - dare I say it - ‘friends’ in the bat-ponies, but I am still struggling to find a purpose and the crippling loneliness of never seeing another of my kind is starting to get to me. To make things worse nightmares haunt my sleep and suicidal thoughts plague my waking hours. Without a woman companion by my side, without a family to protect and provide for, what is the point of being a man? What is the point of my existence? I need companionship. I need a purpose! But how can that happen when I the only human I will ever see is my own reflection?
This is a sequel to Home with emphasis on story as well as some fairly light RGRE elements. It will also have some clop at the end, so don’t worry, pervs, I got you covered! ;)
Cover art by byDaliaPamela on DeviantArt.
NSFW Version can be found here: https:// derpibooru .org/ 1975161 [RemoveSpaces]
MLP: FiMEquestria GirlsSexFetishProfanityComedyRandomPornHumanFluttershyApplejackSunset Shimmer
Featured from 7/3/2019 to 7/7/2019! With a little flame icon! You freaks.
Sunset Shimmer misses home. More specifically, she misses stallions. Since she can’t just step through the mirror to Equestria and demand horse dick, she’s been dealing with it for a while on her own. It becomes even worse after becoming friends with Applejack, since Sunset can’t visit her ranch without staring at the horses there, and one in particular, a hot black stallion aptly named Cherry Popper.
After finding out that Fluttershy has a particular fetish, Sunset goes to her for advice. She’s delighted to learn that Applejack already allows Fluttershy to play with her horses, so maybe Sunset has a shot at Cherry Popper after all. Time for a girls night out at the barn.
Image can be found by searching derpibooru.org for artist:zwitterkitsune, homedick shimmer. Chapter one is mostly humorous build-up so for those that just want clop, you can skip to the second chapter.
Contains anal, analingus, ball slurping, bestiality, blow jobs, bukkake, bulges, creampies, cum gargling, cunnilingus, excess cum, homedick shimmer, horse-cock induced psychosis, improbable stretching, lesbian between icky humans, oral, overly long female orgasm, size difference, snowballing, sunshyne shipping, things one might regret in the morning, triple penetration, unhealthy obsession with horse cock, vaginal, videotaping
MLP: FiMProfanityAdventureComedySlice of LifeCrossoverHumanLunaMain 6CMCs
Ponyville is no stranger to people dropping in unannounced, but even the Elements of Harmony probably weren't ready for a four fingered yellow biped to literally fall out of the sky. His name is Homer J Simpson, and his chance arrival will forever alter the course of Equestrian History in ways beyond their imagination...or maybe not.
It's also just as likely he's going to drive somebody (er, somepony) up the wall as he struggles to adapt to a society where clothing is optional, television is nonexistent, and the closest thing to alcohol is apple cider. All the while trying to find a way home. Will he succeed? Will he get back in touch with the man he used to be before twenty nine seasons worth of content turned him into a hollow shell of his former self?
Hell if I know. Should be fun to watch though.
Inspired by the story 'A Homeric Epic in Equestria'
NOTE: Takes place at the end of the Tree house of Horror Episode 'Homer Cubed' as an alternative ending.
1/12/2019 My first one thousand viewers! Thank you all so much 
6/19/2020 HOW THE HELL DID I WIND UP ON THE FEATURED LIST?!? 
8/13/2020 I finally reached one hundred likes, thank you everyone!
MLP: FiMSexGoreViolenceDarkComedyHumanAlt. UniverseSpikeOCMain 6Starlight GlimmerDragons
Alexander, an intelligent, young man has seen enough. The way the world runs disgusts him and the decisions made seem to be outright wrong and thus he retreats to the realm of fantasy and fiction, until one day, a magical entity has a very tempting proposal....
MLP: FiMRomanceComedyRandomHumanCelestiaLunaCadanceSelf Insert
Being a Princess of Equestria is a hard and lonely job. Princess Cadance knows this firsthoof, and if it wasn't for her faithful husband Shining Armor, she would be grumpy too!
Still, she can't just sit by and watch her beloved aunts waste away in loneliness and anger! Maybe that old mirror hidden in her castle holds a solution...
Cover Art by TJPones
EDIT: Featured like 20 mins after posting (lol nice) on 6/3/19.
EDIT: #1 just a few hours after posting! Glad you all are liking it :3
MLP: FiMAdventureHumanOCChangelings
The newest resident of the changeling hive feels out of place. He cannot remember the last time he had wings, holes in his arms, or talking bugs for friends. What is he? Why is he here? Will he find his way home? Will he survive in a world without coffee?
Featured on Equestria Daily
For those who have forgotten what has happened so far in the story since it was taken down, here's a chapter-by-chapter summary of all events and characters up to and including chapter 10.
MLP: FiMSexFetishComedyRandomHumanTwilightAnon
When Twilight comes to pay Anon one of her regular visits Anon asks a question that turns the usually calm and pleasant visits awkward and embarrassing. The question being about Horn Licking,
This has suggestive content/humor and may not be suitable for all humans and/ or ponies. please read responsibly.
MLP: FiMSexRomanceAdventureComedySecond PersonHumanTwilightTrixieNightmare MoonSunset Shimmer
Transported here through mysterious means, a human finds himself trapped in Equestria, and trapped with all its inhabitants! Conscripted into the Ponyville school for the magically adept (despite being entirely inept) our displaced hero attempts to uncover his past, and how he came to be in Equestria, making enemies and new friends along the way! Join him as he stylishly smashes his way through those that would keep him down, with only a little purple mare and his human vigor to carry him to victory!
Equestria GirlsSexSunset ShimmerMain 7 (EqG)
Sunset Shimmer is a magical pony alien. Sometimes that weird fact don't mean diddly in her day-to-day life and interactions with her human friends. But sometimes it means a whole lot. Like...what happens when a technical pony...pony-ups? Weird stuff. Weird stuff happens, like Sunset suddenly gaining more pony anatomy than just the cute little ears.
If it's not obvious, story contains futa.
Equestria GirlsSexFetishProfanityPornHumanAlt. UniverseTwilightShining ArmorSunset Shimmer
Sunset Shimmer was never the nicest girl in school. She'd bully her fellow students, was rude to teachers, and strutted around like she owned the place - still, among all her classmates, there was one who got the abuse far worse than the rest. Twilight Sparkle, resident nerd and shut-in, is the subject of most of the bully's torment - still, despite being harassed, she's not beyond doing a bit of scheming.
NOTE! All characters portrayed are at or over the age of eighteen.
Kinks Include
Pecking Order: Futa on Female, Oral, Vaginal, Rough Rutting, Shameful Squirting, a Degrading Money-Shot
A Challenger Approaches : Bestiality, Male on Futa, Anal, Very Rough Sex, Musk, Cock Worship, Hands-Free Ejaculation
Boys Will Be Boys: Futa on Male, A Random Abyssinian Cat-Boy (Don't Ask Questions), Emasculation, Oral, Anal, Cock Worship, Ball Worship, Crossdressing, Spontaneous Ejaculations, Musk, Size Difference, Threesomes, Several Creampies
Artwork by Reiduran
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MLP: FiMSexFetishRomanceComedyPornHumanAnonAutumn Blaze
After having unwittingly impregnated Autumn Blaze, as one of Twilight's harebrained experiments, Anon has been adjusting pretty well. The little kirin is quite the handful, and he's been finding himself enjoying her company more and more! With the two quickly growing inseparable, the two find themselves in a particularly interesting situation...
Kinks Include: Male on Female, Oral, Vaginal, Musk, Pregnant Sex, Cross-Species Coitus, Creampies
Extra Lewd Kinks Include: Shamelessly using song lyrics for the title of a clop story and its chapter...
Artwork by Ritter
A big, BIG thank you to Freglz and Zippy for help with edits!
UPDATE
ScarlettBlade did a reading! If you haven't checked out their stuff, please consider browsing their channel. They really do make lovely content!
MLP: FiMViolenceDeathProfanityAdventureMysterySci-FiHumanTwilight
Twilight Sparkle has ruled Equestria for over a thousand years. From her throne atop the floating city of Concord, she enforces ruthless harmony over the handful of surviving settlements. But Twilight is afraid: Equestria's survival always hangs by a thread, as enemies more ancient than the Alicorns threaten to return and devour what she has built.
Twilight selects her star pupil, a young unicorn named Star Orchid, to travel down from the perfect city of Concord into the dangerous ruins beneath, so that she might locate these forces, and help Twilight to destroy them. Only when every threat to Equestria is finally dismantled will she be able to rest. Until then, there is much left to purify.
Edited by Two Bit and Sparktail. Cover by Zutcha
Updates Wednesdays.
This story was commissioned by TyrannisUmbra, with additional funds donated by my enabler, Two Bit. If you'd like one of your own, drop me a PM!
This story takes place in the same universe as Why We Dig. I'm not going to call it a sequel, since none of its characters will be aware of anything in that story, so you won't have to be either.
MLP: FiMSexComedyHumanCelestiaLunaOC
A new life in a new world. While it's a little lonely being the only one of my kind, having a multitude of intelligent species around me helps fit in. Being a stranger in a land without normal isn't the worst fate, just takes a little getting used to.
Editing provided by: Rinnaul, BionicBrony, AnoponyDASHIE, and m1ntf4n
MLP: FiMSexFetishComedyRandomPornSecond PersonHumanLunaOtherAnon
Luna never would have suspected that an Alicorn's vagina could grow shut if it wasn't used at least once every thousand years or so. But now that it's somehow happened to her, she needs to find a way to make her nether bits "holey" again. She might even need someone to lend a hoof... or more accurately, a hand!
WARNING!: Contains dildos, fingering, fisting, pain, gross sexual humor, non-sexy sexual activity, and for the second part only, the name anon.
Written, with love, for NeighratorPony. I warned you I'd do this.