In the magical land of Equestria, there are no ponies. In the sleepy town of Ponyville, there are no ponies. In the glittering Castle of Friendship, there are no ponies.
A mix of classic Rainbro and modern RGRE with smatterings of anime trash that deviants and connoisseurs of cute are sure to enjoy.
An astute (oblivious) Rainbow Dash spends her days working, lounging, and hanging out with her best, completely platonic, in no way pining, 20% tsundere sis, Anon.
Anon is too cheap to spring for a golden apple, so he settles for a cardboard box. Didn't start any wars, accidentally a job, 9/10 would recommend. [RGRE] {This story has two versions, the last chapter is the first person version.}
Anon is too cheap to spring for a golden apple, so he settles for a cardboard box. Didn't start any wars, accidentally a job, 9/10 would recommend. (RGRE) {This story has two versions, the last chapter is the first person version.}
A man and a unicorn discover their bathroom is no longer their own and other tales.
What happens when you discover that your most private of sanctuaries is no longer there? Two beings, one man and one pony, learn just that when they find that their bathrooms are no longer their own. How do these beings handle this strange occurrence and will they let it get in their way?
Since This isn't my bathroom! did so well and I was told by many to do more, I have transformed this into a short series where one poor man will be subjected to more room swaps than should ever happen. Yes, the first addition to the bathroom is the kitchen..
[HiE] A collection of steamy moments between a man and his pony husband.
Matthew the human and Amiti the zebra have been married for a few months now, but the passion is far from dead. When a man and a stallion love each other very much...
A collection of moments too steamy for print from Those Stripes. Each chapter will be listed approximately where it takes place story-wise. Each chapter is going to be mostly stand-alone clop, though some of the context may be lost if you haven't read the main story. Trigger Warning: M/M, (very) light bondage, toy play
Troubled. Disturbed. Stabbed. Entombed. Sometimes, when you're playing a word game with a magical princess from another world, the words you choose aren't just words.
Troubled. Disturbed. Stabbed. Entombed.
Sometimes, when you're playing a word game with a magical princess from another world, the words you choose aren't just words.
This is a brief "Humanized Pony Visits Earth" tale, based on a minific I wrote for (but was unable to submit to) the July 2017 "TBD" Writeoff.
Rated "Recommended" by Titanium Dragon! "While the Pony On Earth thing might put some people off, here I felt like it made excellent use of the idea … This is a short and punchy piece, and I think a lot of folks will find it worth their while."
Reviewed by Chris!"It's refreshing to read a story with a clear, explicit moral that nevertheless doesn't beat you over the head."
Thanks to Morning Sun for prereading/copy-editing changes, and to Titanium Dragon for the story description.
Theo knew arctic research was dangerous. He didn't know those dangers involved getting sucked into other worlds, changing into a bird, and having to somehow find a way home. Turns out it was more dangerous than he thought.
Theodor Pichler knew joining the Barrow Observatory's winter crew would be a difficult position. He thought he knew the danger--freezing temperatures, gale-force winds, and terribly spotty broadband coverage. What he didn't expect was for an experimental new telescope array to interact with an unusual storm and send him screaming helplessly into the sky.
Instead of falling to his death, Theo landed in an alien world, populated by colorful horses he can't understand. What's worse: the body he landed in isn't his own, and he's not sure anything is where it should be. Having wings might be cool if he didn't have to be naked all the time...
With limited supplies and no help from the Observatory, Theo has to somehow navigate this new land, making new friends and encountering terrible dangers along the way. It will take all his cleverness, and a healthy dose of luck, if he's ever to be human again.
This story was a commission for Lucky Ray on my Patreon. Feel free to PM me if you'd like one of your own. It was edited by Two Bit and Sparktail. Coverart by FoxHatArt. Where chapters have art, it was done by Jasper.
Stupid Human takes a trip to Equestria. But not the Equestria that he was wanting.
* Voted Twice as the #1 Comedy FanFic on Equestria Daily *
Well, what can I say? This is the story of a man. Or maybe he was... a pony-man. Or maybe he was just a... Pony! But he was still...
FIREWAAAAAAAALLLL!!!!
... Yeah, this is that story. The story where a guy goes to a party and wakes up in Ponyville. That guy (I know him as 'me') seems to have landed in his own personal little heaven. Hell, I even brought me a pack of endless cigarettes. How does that not kick all kinds of flank?
So yeah, everything was awesome. The End.
Well, except for The Nightmare. And Trixie. And some jerk named David. Then there was that Azure Flora pony. And that skank princess that steals my goddamn phone!
Listen, summaries just... They just don't cut it. If you want the story, it's provided right here.
Alex Weaver’s day couldn’t have been worse; an uncomfortable call from his mother, a surprise visit at work from his ex-girlfriend, and a trillion-dollar device exploding in his lab, transporting him to some frozen wasteland. Damn Mondays.
Twilight has the opportunity of a lifetime. For the past few months, she has been tirelessly toiling to successfully teleport an asteroid from low-Equan orbit, to be the first to touch a piece of the sky. But at the moment of truth, Discord rears his face, and things go pear-shaped. Now, tired and depressed, Twilight feels like her chance to contribute to the knowledge of ponykind is slipping from her grasp.
On Earth, things are going swimmingly. More than thirty years have passed since the Great Reformation, and Humanity finally stands united in their strive for peace and progress. Poverty has been all but eliminated, space is beginning to be colonised, and Earth’s government and its citizens have a healthy relationship. Usually.
In a bizarre turn of events, a scientist vanishes in a flash from his lab, leaving his colleagues and superiors intrigued. It likely would have remained a mystery, another entry to the Universe’s long list of the unexplained. It would have been pondered, and eventually forgotten, had they not received a message back.
A message containing coordinates to a curious star.
Warning: May contain math, science, linguistics, and interspecies sex. You have been warned.
As a child, Daphne knew of a world where magic lived, where an immortal princess reigned over a beautiful kingdom, and longed to journey there beside Leit Motif, the filly she'd grown to love in the woods behind her home. But one day, when she needed her most, Leit Motif was gone, and she never came back to show her the way. As she grew, she put aside her childish dreams, and taught herself to believe the lie. When forces beyond her knowing take her sister Amelia, though, she discovers that her childhood fancies were entirely too real, and is thrust into a journey that will take her back to that land she longed for, back to the childhood friend she'd abandoned, and to worlds she'd only dreamed of.
Follow the adventures of Human Turned Pegasus... with a twist~.
H-Hello Everypony, my name is Fluttershy.
b-but it was something else in my past life...
ugh, let's all be honest, volunteering to take over for a pony to get out of reincarnation has its own way of backfiring.
mainly for the fact that I'm now a Closet-Futanari Fluttershy trying not to reveal her secret and fighting off instincts urging me to rut her friends' brains out! even though I retain the mind of a human Brony with a physical attraction to the Mane 6.
...yep! I'm in trouble.
thought I'd try a new change of pace, mainly because I never see 'Human Turned Fluttershy' on this site, or at least not any notable or quirky ones.
A belated introduction sparks a friendship between one of Equestria’s recent villains and Ponyville’s resident human. As the two draw closer, their friendship slowly becomes something more.
Tom struggles as a human in an Equestria where mares are the dominant sex. Stallions are traditionally home-makers while the mares make the money for the household. Will Tom conform to traditional Equestrian values or will he pave his own path?
Sex tag added for heavily charged sexual contact. This story will focus primarily on plot and character development. May or may not include clop in later chapters.
The story of a human dealing with tiny, tiny little horse/pony sun princesses that fit in his palm and cause a ruckus in his precarious life. A Pony/Princess on Earth story.
So you know how that whole My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic show is going on? You know, the show for little kids that's basically a marketing ploy for toys?
Well, I found one of those toys while I was walking. It had colorful hair, a white coat, wings, and a horn. I wanted to give it to my sister as a gift.
Then apparently the toy is possessed by demons who claim to be Princess Celestia from the show. Either that or the real Princess Celestia figured out how to cross the divide between dimensions and just likes to visit me and cause problems in a body that fits in my hand.
Whatever the case may be, just remind me that I need to call my therapist later.
A Pony on Earth story that started with a conversation about Toy Story and this picture.
Local human shows up at night, drunk. Rarity finds out why.
Rhys, the local human, is not particularly socialable. Indeed, he spends most of his time in house out towards the edge of Ponyville or else with Twilight working on how he is going to get home. He talks about home a lot.
One night, quite unexpectedly, Rarity finds him outside her door. He is very drunk.
She's annoyed by this, though less annoyed when she discovers the reason why.
A newly hatched changeling feels like the world around is more strange than it should be but can't understand why.
After losing her hive, Queen Chrysalis is forced to start another one. Luckily she has the help of a few loyal subjects who never accepted their fellow changelings new way of life. They must stay hidden from enemies, collect enough food to survive and rebuild their strength. Now the first brood has hatched and there is something very different about one of the larva.
The world is vast and so is time, but not even that can hide the existence of an ancient city forever.
A post-apocalyptic story about exploring ruins, the mistakes of another civilization, and memory.
No one must ever know, This land where we must go, They hoped and shared their love, Yet death rained from above, The scars of passing linger on, Through empty husks and unheard songs. Although they now live in my heart, The truth still hurts...where do I start?-Twilight Sparkle
Coverart by this guy who is awesome. THIS GUY Also, major thanks to Luna-tic for helping me edit this sucker! Perhaps even bigger thanks to Obabscribbler who made a radio play of it. You can find that radio play HERE!
A story that explains friendship and what it can mean
What is friendship?
Is it a term or something so much more?
And can you be a friend to something so different but so similar to you?
Something that I'm sure has been done to death but, since reading East of Eden, I wanted to do something a little more thought provoking. I got the idea while I was alone in my house, with just the sound of a clock ticking to keep me company.
Anon wants to surprise Cheerilee with a few gifts after a long work day for her. As the day goes on, interesting events happen that not even Anon was expecting.
Being a teacher can sometimes just suck. Anon is totally aware of this and being friends with Cheerilee, it only proves his hypothesis. One day he decides to surprise her with some cupcakes and flowers to show that there are people/ponies that appreciate what she does. He hopes it will make her rough day better. After he meets with Cheerilee, a lot of interesting things happen that not even Anon was expecting.
This is rated Mature for sex and use of language during the sex acts.
Contains: Human X Pony towards the end of the story.
You can hide away your problems. You can mask all of the pain with lies. You could live an eternity and pray that the scars simply fade away. Despite all of your best efforts though...not even all the power in creation can truly ever fill a void.
Peace.
A concept that many beings strive tirelessly for throughout their entire existence, yet also might never have the privilege to see.
A concept that the whole of Equestria might finally be able to enjoy for a good long while. Nightmare Moon has been defeated and Princess Luna restored, the changeling invasion was repelled, King Sombra was banished eternally and the Crystal Empire returned to its former glory, and even Discord himself was eventually reformed towards a better state. Indeed, it could be said that the ponies of Equestria might finally be able to relax and recuperate from many an averted crisis.
But peace is a fragile thing...is it not?
Since her recovery, Princess Luna has been pushing herself ever harder towards finally gaining her subject's acceptance that she longs for so much. However, as the months drag on, the stress has slowly begun threatening to bring her towards the breaking point. Whilst seeking out what she believes might finally show the ponies that she only means well, the Princess of the Night happens to stumble upon something not ever once seen upon the face of the planet. A piece of ancient knowledge, all but completely lost to the passage of time.
However, even the greatest of knowledge...has the potential for unmatched destruction. ------------------------------------------------------------------------
I won't ask that you take it easy on me, only that you try to keep any criticism on the constructive level (unless I do something blatantly stupid and abhorrent...). In turn, I will do my absolute best to take all of your suggestions to mind, and attempt improve the story in any fields necessary. All in all...it won't be perfect, but it is my greatest hope that it will in some way pique your interests.
