Anon could have chosen to live anywhere...ANYWHERE! But no. Anon decided to live with Twilight Frickin' Sparkle. This is a collection of short, dumb, silly stories about everything that could and would go wrong if Anon and Twilight lived together.
Who would have guessed that living with one of the smartest and most well-known ponies in Ponyville would be such a living hell? Whether it's you doing something stupid or Twilight doing something stupid, things just never seem to turn out ok. It might be kinda funny...you know, if it wasn't happening to you.
Magic spells gone wrong, weird obsessions, complete obliviousness, and more horrors abound as Anon makes the grave mistake of calling Twilight Sparkle a roommate.
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This is a series of short little oneshits, not chronologically related to each other, all about the many MANY things that would make living with Twilight Sparkle a complete nightmare.
WARNING: These stories may contain vomit, gore, death, weird fetishes, pop culture references, and more horrible things. Oh, and Anon, of course.
Pokemon start to appear in Equestria, but they don't seem to be the same as the stories in the myths once claimed...
Many millennia ago, Pokemon used to roam the world of Equestria freely. Then, one day, they simply vanished... One day, a crazed stallion decided to mess with something that should have been left alone. With Pokemon suddenly appearing in Equestria once more, how will Equestria cope with change, especially when the Pokemon appear to be more than what the myths said?
(Formerly known as "Faraway World of Our Dreams".)
This idea came to mind when I saw all of the Human-turned Pokemon in Equestria fics, and I thought, “Hey, maybe I can make a unique spin on it!” So that’s how this came to be. Hopefully, aside from a random twist here and there, you’ll enjoy a (relatively) realistic take on HiE as Pokemon. Will update sporadically, whenever I get ideas and have time to write.
Disclaimer: I do NOT own Pokemon, nor do I own My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic. They are owned by Nintendo and Hasbro respectively. I claim no credit, ownership, etc, and ask that you support the official shows.
After a severe thunderstorm, a fire lookout awakes to find himself in odd forest and cut off from all contact. On the bright side, at least the fauna is friendly. Well, most of it.
Severe thunderstorms are a commonality when living in a mountain fire lookout tower; an event that comes and goes with ease. However, when a storm takes a turn for the worse and causes the resident lookout to fall unconscious, the scene that greets him on awakening is about as unsettling and unwelcome as can be. Or is it?
With his radios and cellular service cut off, Equestria's first human visitor is left to his own devices to figure out why he and his tower are now in the middle of an mysterious and dangerous forest. Well, at least the clouds still move on their own, that's a good thing, right?
When Rainbow Dash looks so cute you just can't stand it, it's hard not to do something about it. You know, like booping her on the nose. Nothing bad could come of that, right?
After an unexpected spa day with Rarity, Rainbow Dash looks just so cute you just can't stand it. No, really, she's adorable! It's downright hard not to do something about it. You know, like booping her on the nose. Nothing bad could possibly come of doing that, right?
Warning: Contains Anon, contains violence.
Listen to a full narration of the story by Fire Rain HERE!
Fluttershy becomes lost deep within the Everfree forest, injured and chased by Timberwolves, she is rescued by a traveller who is lost in her world.
After they set off to meet with Zecora for a spot of tea and a catch up, Fluttershy and her friends find themselves attacked by a large pack of Timberwolves causing Fluttershy to become separated from the group. After becoming wounded and lost deep within an unfamiliar part of the forest and with the wolves on her tail, she is rescued from certain death by the most unusual creature.
(A huge thank you to Cirrus_Brony for his editing.) (Cover art by me.)
The appearance of Equestrian Princesses on Earth, as well as the subsequent negotiations, are complicated greatly by the fact that neither can speak the others' language.
The appearance of a giant, glowing orb of energy in Washington D.C. puts the capital of the free world on high alert. Few expected aliens to emerge. None expected them to be horses. But, in retrospect, everyone should have expected them to not speak English.
EDIT: Featured at #3, 7/24/19! EDIT: At #2 same day! EDIT: #1 at the very end of 7/26/19! I’m so glad you all enjoyed!
Four legs and magic. What kind of mess have I gotten myself into? I only wanted a full length mirror for home, and now I'm in a strange world with no friends or family. Who's this dark horse in my reflections and why is it blocking my trip home?
(As of 4/3/2016, this story has been Good HiE List Approved!) A garage sale mirror was purchased, cleaned and polished, yet some dark shape seemed to block the light. Jess tried to clean it off, only to find her hand going through the mirror itself! This dark form became more solid on the other side, and actively blocked her path home. Now she'll need to figure out more than just how to walk on four legs as a pony, she'll need to learn how to use magic and find out what is preventing her from leaving. What will she do once she finds out why the 'shadow' blocks her path, and what can she do to return home? (This story takes place in tandem with "Trapped in the Mirror of Worlds" by my good friend, Silver_Wing. Our characters intersect at many points, and you will enjoy the nuances of each character's perspective of events).
Note1: This story has divergence from the partnered story due to differences with the other side, including on direction of certain events. It may have similarities if continued, but is no longer collaborated.
Note2: this story has a sequel the author has moved forward to Soldier and Hope for the forseeable future. Bear in mind this will contain spoilers for this story and potentially for Trapped in MoW if the commonalities remain.
In his short time in this alien land, Anon has learned three things: 1) Magic horses are bad at learning English. 2) They love triangles. 3) Social position is likely determined by booty size, if the big white one is anything to go by.
In his short time in this alien land, Anon has learned three things: 1) Magic horses are bad at learning English. 2) They love triangles. 3) Social position is likely determined by booty size, if the big white one is anything to go by.
Mornings, the lovable Ditzy Doo, a human translator, and coffee results in a very, very bad start to your day.
[Second Person][Romance][Comedy][Human]
Just an average morning with your favorite mailmare and her daughters, Dinky and Sparkler, the ponies that you value with all your heart, as they do with you. From the moment you met them all, they had favored you as a caretaker, parent, and even a life partner for that very special somepony that just so happens to be called Ditzy Doo.
As you, a Homo-Sapiens translator well-accustomed to Equestria and its language, prepare for your day and the meals of your favorite fillies and beloved cross-eyed mare, you attempt to keep your sanity...
Anon doesn't know how to feel about Chrysalis. Despite how close they have gotten, he doesn't know if it's reasonable to trust a changeling.
Though, through the thick of it, they are still together, fighting for what is there, for what they have. Love, companionship. It's hard to come by, especially if it's genuine. Could a changeling genuinely love someone, despite all their years of manipulation and heart break? Anon wishes to know.
Cover art by bigmoon206. I can't link them, because of their explicit art.
The evil known as Anon has surrendered. But what to do with him?
Anon has surrendered to Cadance because of loneliness. Now it is her duty to reform him, but sadly, she has no idea how. She asks her fellow alicorns for advice. Things go haywire pretty fast.
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Story is fully written. Chapters will be released when edited by JBL
[HiE] In which Anon shows Applejack a sexy magic trick.
Anon and Applejack are friends, right? And friends like to play pranks on each other sometimes, right? Well, some pranks end up with sexier results than intended.
A Changeling awakes in the Everfree Forest; a Changeling who used to be a human.
Beyond Earth and beyond the Universe within which Earth exists there is a place full of love; the richest mine of love that can be found, as it is seen by those capable of utilizing it...
Within that place, specifically a part of it called the Everfree Forest, awakes one such creature: a Changeling; specifically, a Changeling who had been a human on Earth the day before. How will he survive in a body that literally needs love for nourishment, while in a world that is now wise to the Changelings' tricks and has branded them evil? Better question: Will he be able to change more than his physical appearance?
These questions are not the only thing that will plague him, for the hows and whys of his arrival and transformation are in a hurry to reveal themselves, and Equestria's heart will stop as it waits for its fate to be decided.
Now with a side story (with more to come) from other characters' POV! POV: MANE SIX
When Molestia is banished from Equestria, she finds something interesting in the Everfree.
Love is a complicated thing. It comes in many forms and has no rules. At least, it doesn't for Molestia. She's spent most of her life spreading "love" to all that she meets. Yet, when she's banished from the castle by Celestia, she finds something in the Everfree that will challenge her concept of "love".
Equestria is filled with many things George doesn't understand and one princess of magic will show him what he's been missing out on.
George has a lot to learn about Equestria. For the most part he's been doing that by reading all he can at the royal library, where he works. He's not too concerned with going out and making friends but meeting one pony may change how he feels about things.
Thanks to FallenAngel for commissioning this story.
Dave has had a rough couple of weeks. His girlfriend dumped him, his mom died, and now he lost his job. He wanted some time to relax but a being from another world has a different idea.
Not mention an evil sense of humor.
Featured on 9/24/2015 7/9/2016 edited by RC2101_Copey and PixelFluttershy
You are Anon, and you have been hired to work at the Ponyville Day Spa
You are Anon, a human living in Equestria. Your good friend Rarity has suggested, or rather forced you, to work at the Ponyville Day Spa as a masseuse. This won't get awkward, right? Right? Right?!
Anon gets more than he bargained for when he accepts the task of taking care of three frisky fillies seasonal primal desires
An unfortunate speck of the universe named Anon manages to be handed the task of helping three familiar fillies with their early and rather vicious heat cycles after his mouth ultimately runs faster than his brain.
