TD from No, I am NOT a Brony, GET ME OUTTA EQUESTRIA!!! finds himself in a position where he needs to defend his right to teach Cheerilee's class
TD, the human that first showed up in Equestria in No, I am NOT a Brony, GET ME OUTTA EQUESTRIA!!! is depressed that he's stuck in the world of ponies with no way home, but finds solace in helping Cheerilee teach her class. However, Cheerilee is sick with the flu one week, and that just happens to be the week that a teaching supervisor comes to the small Ponyville classroom. From the very beginning she has doubts that TD is a person fit to teach the future generations of Equestria. Should TD fail to meet her standards, he will not be allowed to teach them anymore.
[HiE] A straight man and his marefriend, Scootaloo, have the newest member of their herd over for the night. The only problem? This new member is a stallion.
...Or 'How I Came to Love the Male Genitalia.'
William Harkin and Scootaloo have been dating for nigh on a year now. There's been some rough patches, but all in all neither could be happier. Especially once they'd invited Rumble, one of Scootaloo's old school friends, to join their herd. Being in a polyamorous relationship took a little getting used to for Will, but now he's going to have to sink or swim as Scootaloo is ready to take their relationship with Rumble to the next level. There's only one problem.
Will isn't into stallions.
An alternate universe (non-canon) side story of To Find a Rainbow. Contains: M/M/F human on pony action. Emphasis on the M/M.
Hi, the name's Maurice, and I happened to be unlucky enough to get transported to a world which is inhabited by aliens that suspiciously resemble colorful horses from my world...
Anyway, with the knowledge that I'm gonna be stuck here for either a long time or possibly forever, I'm given no choice but to live and interact amongst the natives.
Now I live with two roommates, both mares; one who's practically a free-spirited party girl who works nights as a DJ, while the other is a cellist who has a more refined, calmer nature...aaand may or may not have ties to the Equestrian mafia...
Will I be able to have a normal--well, 'normal' by this world's definition--life in this strange new world?
Stark has been subjected to some weird things in the course of his life, ever since he donned the iron mantle. Monsters, aliens and intergalactic tv show hosts are just part of the job when you're a hero. But in the peaceful land of Equestria, he will have to face his greatest challenge yet. For he will have to make a choice...and no matter what he chooses, someone is doomed. But what can you do, when you're only a man?
Iron man will once again be based on my favorites versions combined, so expect EMH and more of the cartoon versions than the comics or movies. Same goes for the villain. Gonna be a bit more light hearted that other stories, so expect Tony to be more funny than cynical (though he will be that).
Herman always thought that ponies were an exceedingly friendly bunch, and he figured it was in their nature to be kind and open to all strangers—even to those of different races. But what if he was wrong? What if there was another explanation?
He mentions this fact in his memoirs, but shortly after he sends them to be published he is informed that the Royal Guard wants him for questioning in Canterlot.
Three best friends end up in Equestria but not all of them are ponies. One who isn't a brony, and even borderlines on being a hater, is a griffin. Another who is more calculating and cocky but hates hiding is a changeling. Finally the last of them is a unicorn who's special talent is that he adapts and overcomes. Together these three best friends will fight changelings, ponies, demigods, and the god of chaos himself. Artwork by Sara Germany ([email protected]). (http://saracorgi.deviantart.com/ )
Acorn's apartment on Earth has lots of great features: a dishwasher, forced-air heating and cooling, a coffee maker, a food processor . . . it's also got a telephone. She's not so keen on the telephone.
Acorn's apartment on Earth has lots of great features: a dishwasher, forced-air heating and cooling, a coffee maker, a food processor, a gym and laundry room in the basement . . . it's also got a telephone. She's not so keen on the telephone.
Rarity's quick gift to a distressed man leads to major world consequences.
Rarity's tour of the fashion houses of New York City is interrupted by a man who doesn't have enough money to buy his wife a pair of diamond earrings for Valentine's Day, so she gives him her own earrings.
Then she finds out how Earth's diamond market works.
Short stories about Twilight's and Raegdan's life in the years before the events of The Lunar Guardsman
Twilight Sparkle has a special guardian while under the tutelage of Princess Celestia. A creature that turns intensely violent at the slightest threat against his charge. A creature that will maim and kill without concern if it has to, that will do anything to keep those it loves safe. These are not these stories. These are the stories from the inside. The stories that make a makeshift family work. The small moments. The little secrets. The normal life.
Short stories about Twilight's and Spike's life before the events of the Lunar Guardsman. Maybe a little funny, maybe a little sad, maybe a little sappy, certainly not on any chronological order. Chapters posted whenever I am taken by the mood to write one.
This is a collection of prequel stories to The Lunar Guardsman, an M rated story currently in progress by yours truly.
Many of the chapters are worthy of the Comedy tag, some of the Sad tag, and a couple of the Dark tag.
Starlight and Sunset have the Trixies from the FIM and EQG universes meet up. Naturally, both Trixies have a competition to figure out which one of them is the Greatest and Most Powerful.
After foiling Wallflower Blush's scheme, Sunset decides to spend some downtime with Starlight in the human world. They catch up for a while, but soon discover that they have something unique in common: The Trixie from their universe helped save the day at least once. Grateful for this trait, Starlight decides that both Trixies should meet up, since they're heroes and all.
And then the inevitable happens: Both Trixies meet up with each other and immediately decide to have a competition to figure out which Trixie is the Greatest and Most Powerful.
Things only escalate from there.
Edited with the help of Salnalus. Thanks to Amber Solaen for putting the Versus graphic on the image. Featured on 3/18/2018.
A mysterious new enemy has appeared in Ponyville and demands the respect he's due for his evil deeds. If only he could get the fear and quaking he's shooting for.
It was another quiet day in Ponyville when that peace was shattered by the arrival of a new foe.
What does this new enemy want, and to what depths will it stoop to to gain victory over the so-called Elements of Harmony?
||ON HIATUS|| The Stillness is coming. It's up to the heroes of Equestria to defend their home, with perhaps a little help from an unwitting refugee.
||ON HIATUS||
The Multiverse. An immense and diverse place, home to countless Planes of existence, each a universe all their own. One organization tries its hardest to keep these Planes in line, and govern the nigh infinite souls that occupy them. But even with a galaxy's worth of agents and the power of the Prime Material Plane at their disposal, something occasionally slips their radar.
Sam is one of those things. An unassuming, twenty-something who one day finds himself stranded in another world. Luckily for him, the inhabitants of Equestria take friendship very seriously. The Elements of Harmony take it upon themselves to befriend and welcome him to Equestria. It certainly doesn't hurt that he's the first and only human ever seen on their planet.
However, all good things must come to an end. Equestria finds itself under attack, both by unknown creatures and beings similar to the country's newest inhabitant. Sam and the Elements must find a way to beat them back, but first they need to figure out who in the Nine Hells this new enemy is.
So begins my first HiE, let alone my first story to be published here. I hope it will be my longest piece to date (even if I never submitted most of my others). I have a long way to go before I can be a professional writer, but that's what this is all about, isn't it? Exercising our writing muscles in a place where some may find enjoyment in our attempts to improve ourselves. So please, lay into me. Tell me what I'm doing wrong, I implore you. It is the only way I will grow as a writer. And, if I can set aside my stubborn pride long enough to learn something, perhaps I will do just that.
P.S. This story is set immediately after the events of Season 3, but before EQG. Yes, that is going to be canon in this universe. Why? Because it suits my purposes, that's why.
An average guy with an average life receives a not-so-average guest late one evening.
After a long day at work, Anon comes home for another quiet evening. Little does he know he's about to have company; the kind of company he'd never have expected. What follows is a series of encounters he'll never forget, and neither will his guest.
Berry Punch is fine with waiting for a while. After all, isn't that what hospital waiting rooms are for? It's not as if she's used to it by now or anything...
Berry Punch is fine with waiting for a while. After all, isn't that what hospital waiting rooms are for? It's not as if she's used to it by now or anything. Ponies come in, ponies go back, ponies leave. It's a regular cycle, and the sounds and sights are familiar. Usually she's here for a different reason, but today?
No, there's something she has to do.
First she just has to wait a bit and sort out her thoughts. Maybe then she'll know the right thing to do.
Warning:This is not a comedy. Also, this is a follow up to the Berry Punch characterized in When You Least Expect It, and contains the name Anon. Please be aware of this before you read.
A creature of old has been present in Equestria since the beginning of the rule of the alicorns, watching, waiting. He saw their fall and the sisters' rise to power. Now, for the first time in eons, he steps from watching and takes action.
After the defeat of Tirek, a special letter arrives with news from a secluded town in the middle of Nowhere. Now the main six are tasked with finding out what happened there, and who this Mister Baker really is.
Equestria is still picking up the pieces after the defeat of Tirek, and everypony is helping out with the paperwork, even Rainbow Dash. Things change when Princess Celestia arrives, bringing with her a letter with some very stunning accusations of the exploits of a resident in the town of Oasis. Now, the main six are tasked with finding out if the letter was truth or fiction. Did this Mister Baker really do what they claim? Only one way to find out.
However, Mister Baker is not who, or what they expected.
A man named Jason wakes up in Equestria as a changeling, and must quickly adapt to blend in and survive. Making use of unlikely allies, can he forge a usable existence into this strange and surprisingly hostile new world?
Based on a true story. Kinda. Not really. A man named Jason previously led a rather melancholy life before he died violently. No surprise there. But as he wakes up in Equestria and is thrown into a foreign body, he is forced to survive with the guise of a changeling. Taking place shortly after the failed changeling invasion of Canterlot, how can he keep from being revealed by new security measures, and blend into this new world, while making use of the most unlikely of allies? But of course, avoiding ponies only turns out to be the easy part when trouble has a habit of reading its ugly head. Really though, what could go wrong?
