[HiE] A human becomes friends with benefits with Rainbow Dash, only to discover he wants more.
Sometimes, the things we want seem out of reach or impossible. Other times, you don't know what you want until you have it.
And sometimes, what you really wanted has been right under your nose all along...
When Will, a single human living in a world of ponies, becomes friends with benefits with his good friend Rainbow Dash, it seemed like a dream come true.
So why then does it seem like he's just as unsatisfied as ever?
TD and Celestia. Without a doubt one of Equestria's greatest rivalries. Imagine Celestia's surprise when she is asked out on a date by none other than TD.
One day Celestia finds herself being asked out on a date by TD, a human famous for punching her in the face.
You know what to expect. ...... Or not. I REGRET NOTHING
Set in a Universe where TD did not go on his Journey. Intended to be a non-canon side story.
Hi. I'm Alexander Stepanowski. I'm a Brony. Today I discovered that Equestria is real. No, I didn't go there. I may have, uh, accidentally - let's go with that - abducted one of the princesses. Now, before you get too angry with me, I swear there's a perfectly logical explanation for this!
And for why I now ask myself if it's okay to love a Pony.
Defeated. Betrayed. Cornered and outnumbered. One last chance. An escape...to a new world. A strange world. A world of giants.
For Queen Chrysalis, the end seemed near. Defeat after defeat at the hooves of her enemies had left her tired and desperate while her army of once thousands reduced to a mere several dozen. Surrounded, it seemed that utter defeat was inevitable. But she was a proud changeling queen, she wouldn't go down that easy. She still had one last trick up her hoof. A Portal...to another world. And through that portal, she entered a world of new wonders, of new dangers, and to her surprise and utter shock, a world of giants.
For Rick Mason, life was alright. He had a nice house, a decent job, and two awesome dogs. What else could a guy ask for? Tiny talking alien bug horses? ...Well it's not like he wasn't asking for them.
Amazing art was made by: xxkrutoy
All references, mentioned or otherwise, belong to their owners respectively.
8/30/20 Featured?! Well I'll be, thanks a bunch folks! I really appreciate the love.
It has been almost a year since you woke up face firmly planted in the dirt path of a small village's park in the world of Equestria. Now, one faithful morning, you will be forced to survive what every male in world has to survive... The Heat.
Almost one year after you woke-up with a face full of dirt in the middle of a dirt path in Ponyville's central park, you have finally managed to create some semblance of a normal life. You have a modest one bedroom home. You have a job that you enjoy doing. And above all, you have managed to make plenty of friends.
A huge step up from when you first arrived... in your pajamas, confused, covered in dirt, and stumbling among a throng of panicking colorful ponies.
You sometimes can't help but remind some of them of this embarrassing first contact. And they in turn can't help but remind you of that scream (which was most certainly NOT unmanly) you let out when you found out you weren't dreaming.
Yes, you have come a long way from those first panic stricken screams. And you have managed to learn a lot about Equestrian culture and their way of life.
But sometimes, certain things get left out, and you are forced to learn them the hard way... in every sense of the word.
(A 2nd person story involving you, the reader, and any pony, stallion or mare, that you are unfortunate enough to cross paths with.)
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If you are reading this, then I assume you have some interest in this story. However, I should probably point out that if the interest that drew you here is the kind of interest that I think it is... Sorry to say that you may have a bit of time to wait.
This story is Mature because of the subject matter. Which is the urge of ponies to make more little ponies.
As of right now, nothing more than perhaps a bit of heavy petting is planed out. However, this may change at a later date depending on numerous factors... Mainly if laziness doesn't get in the way.
For right now though, enjoy my attempt at some comedy, romance, and all around horribly written randomness.
Celestia responds to the friendship lessons penned on behalf of her faithful student by the newest ponyville weirdo.
When Anon takes the liberty to inject his particular brand of humor into Twilight's friendship lessons, Celestia feels the need to respond, more often than not.
Rarity and Anon figure out their mutual attraction during a very "heated" day.
What's not to love about Rarity? She's beautiful, classy, intelligent, and generous.
Anon knows all these things, and is fortunate enough to experience it every day. However, he is quite certain that she would never feel the same way about him.
Ever had to deal with a bunch of overfriendly mares out of the blue? Eric Reed found out. If you're not into ponies, It's not fun.
Eric Reed was thinking about some of the girls back in his old, human world, wishing he could have a girlfriend. A human girlfriend. But before he knew it, Eric found himself having to deal with the affections of his suddenly overfriendly pony friends. Who may or may not take "no" for an answer. He's not into ponies like that, so this becomes really weird for him.
And things will only get weirder.
In the many months he's known them, none of his friends have ever once showed any real hints of a romantic interest in Eric. Why would they start doing it now...?
Like similar short stories I've wrote, and still writing, this story takes place after the events of my "A Giant Adventure to Equestria" story, but this isn't really a sequel to it. You can enjoy this story without needing to read "A Giant Adventure to Equestria, but here's the link to it if you want to read it, and to learn about Eric's backstory. http://www.fimfiction.net./story/427481/a-giant-adventure-to-equestria
Disclaimer: Not a real-life religion, so there's no need to get all up in arms over a fic with the 'comedy' tag.
Post-Conversion Earth is a calm, peaceful place. However, it lacks the certain kind of chaos that only religion can bring. Enter a single, fanatical human from space to dish out his own kind of conversion.
Religion is coming to Equestria, brought by a single, oblivious, fanatic. On a divine mission from his God (at least that's what he thinks), this lone human will not rest until he saves the souls of all. With zeal in his heart, a holy tome in his hands and unyielding faith, he shall bring the true meaning of conversion back to Equestria.
Whether the ponies like it or not.
So grab your prayer beads, strap on your finest missionary boots and prepare for a preachin' you won't forget.
Arse-covering: 1. I'm not taking any shots at religion here, it's a shame that I have to point that out but better safe than sorry. 2. Any references to actual religion is purely for comedic purposes. 3. Not a hate-fic, I just can't resist the pun. 4. Disregarding the above points is considered heresy, and punishable by eternal damnation.
When asked by one of the fillies in town to touch her in her naughty place. Who was Anon to say no?
Anon has such a simple life and simple needs here in this new land of Equestria. However, when one of those needs isn’t being met and one of the fillies named Petunia asks him to touch her in her naughty place.
For longer than she can remember, the Princess of the Sun has been trying to bear an heir to the throne with no success. No stallion, no gryphon, no creature in the whole of Equus has been able to give her what she has wanted for so long. A child. A baby.
But there is a new being in her little kingdom, one that she happens to be very familiar with. One that wasn't born on Equus. One who might be able to make her wish come true.
Twilight is able to translate a song from outer space for all the world to hear
A song from space arrives to Equestria and everypony is in love with it. The problem is that nopony can understand the words that are being said. Twilight, determined to let the world know about the first transmission from space, creates a machine that allows her and others to finally hear the lyrics of the song.
Anonymous joins a group of teen ponies on a trip to Pegasus Peak with the hope of winning the love of Princess Cadance. However, a storm is brewing on the horizon and may pose a challenge to the group of young adults.
Anonymous joins a group of teen ponies on a trip to Pegasus Peak with the hope of winning the love of Princess Cadance. However, a storm is brewing on the horizon and may put the group of young adults in grave danger.
After making a lewd remark, Trixie is blasted into the human world by Starlight Glimmer alongside Princess Luna. And now the two are fillies. It must be saturday.
When Trixie makes a lewd remark to Starlight Glimmer during their 'medal of honor' celebration, Starlight blasts the showmare into the next room in an effort to shut her up. Sadly, her efforts send not only Trixie to the next dimension, but also Princess Luna.
While Starlight is panicking back in Equestria, Trixie and Luna discover that they did not turn into humans upon passing through the mirror portal. Instead, they are now fillies.
An AnonFilly story; a human trucker has been turned into a little green horse, for a Great Purpose! ... probably?
It's not every day you wake up in another country after drinking your weight in Bahama Mamas at an Applebee's in South Dakota; it's not every day you wake up in Equestria, either. But Mego Mars has experienced both, and is about to have the adventure of his life trying to figure out how one led to the other. The kicker? He's suddenly a horse. And not just any horse; a little green girl horse. This isn't how the great adventure movie usually starts, is it?!
Written for Sparktail's AnonFilly contest, which had to focus on AnonFilly, a character I've never really heard of! But the fun thing is that 'AnonFilly' can really be anyone (so long as she's grumpy), and I liked the idea of a cute little pony actually being a big burly trucker doing his best to save Equestria!
It's a long road from Baltimore back to Michigan, but it gets a lot shorter when I pick up a pony hitchhiker at the Mahoning Valley Service Plaza.
It's a long road from Baltimore back to Michigan, but it gets a lot shorter when I pick up a pony hitchhiker.
I don't know her or where she came from. She was just there in the parking lot of the Mahoning Valley Service Plaza and I was too surprised to say no when she asked for a ride.
As mildly interested in Anthropology, I always sorta wanted to be human, but not for real! Now that it has, all sorts of things are getting weird around here. I'm a mare, not a dude! Humans aren't real... right?
Curious about the number 23? Come check out the story that inspired Jim Carey's manager to ban any more movies with numbers for titles!
Even though Lyra Heartstring's "Anthropology" was discontinued from circulation years ago, my friends and I were still mildly interested in humans. Things got strange one day when I found my cutie mark had disappeared. Nopony has ever had a cutie mark disappear before, so where the heck did they go? And who messed with my mane?!
Written in tribute to a great guy... or is it pony now... named Twisted Spectrum, and the story they wrote five years ago that nearly made the world burn.
Disclaimer! May contain language, sexual situations, violence, and jokes not suitable for children, unless you let your kids watch Game of Thrones. In that case, you're awesome. Just not at parenting.
