You've had your eyes set on Applejack for a long time. Maybe your best friend Rainbow Dash can help you earn Applejack's heart. You wouldn't see why not. Besides, she's your best bro. Right?
I was looking for a place to call home, what I found was a rainbow.
being a human in equestria isn't easy, but I'm hopeful that moving to ponyville will help me find my true place in this world and maybe even something more.
side note: this is not solely a clop fic, just a heads up
The sequel is out now. Its called, The tainted crown
Rainbow Dash is fast in everything - including jumping to conclusions and gossiping. One day, she eavesdrops on a rather lewd conversation between Rarity and local human and it goes downhill from there. Then Celestia gets involved...
For thousands of years ponies have prospered in Equestria living in peace. For thousands of years humans have prospered in secret living in fear. To ponies the humans are less than a myth. To humans, ponys are death. Once again they shall meet.
It has been said that nothing lived on the land of Equestria before the three pony tribes became one and settled there. It has also been said that ponies cultivated and created Equestria with their own hooves.
This is wrong.
Thousands of years after the cultivation of Equestria, Zachery a human soldier whose sole task is to protect the human race is allowed to take a leave of absence. It has been thousands of years since the last pony sighting and being in constant state of wartime is deemed too stressful for both the militants and civilians involved. While this is happening, Twilight Sparkle an alicorn princess of Equestria unearths information on a lost race that lived in Equestia thousands of years ago. Unknowingly to the both her and Zachery, she slowly sets into motion the events that will cause the two species that had violently divided to once again meet. For better or for worse.
No humans. In Equestria's past, ponies exist only to serve their creators. One such pony is accidentally released from her mental chains, but how can one mare save herself and her people if she doesn't even know she's a slave?
SF (canon species only; no humans) Ponies were magically and genetically engineered to be the perfect servitor race. They are powerful, adaptable, intelligent and completely under the control of their creators. A laboratory accident frees one such pony from her mental chains, but how can one mare save herself and the rest of her kind if she doesn't even know she's a slave? This is not the Equestria you know and these are not your little ponies... not yet, anyway.
Tags: Adventure, Diamond Dogs, Gryphons, NO HUMANS (did I mention that already?) Other tags: historical, mind control, Clarke's 3rd Law, excessive use of high energy physics, before they were famous. Detailed review by PaulAsaran. Cover art by endrome , used with permission. A Soot-Covered World, book 1.
A cowboy finds himself in the company of a unicorn. A very whiny, needy unicorn with a compulsive need to be fabulous and an unexpected knack for gunslinging.
Being a cowboy is usually very straightforward. Frank, however, finds himself in over his head when he meets a unicorn - a very whiny, needy unicorn with a compulsive need to be fabulous and an unexpected knack for gunslinging.
In a world where nothing comes easy and everything is incredibly dirty, a man and a pony are going to have to rely on each other to make it through.
What happens when Deadpool, the Merc with the Mouth, lands in the magical land of Equestria? Same thing that happens in every cross story, but with more Deadpool!!!
Meet Deadpool: a mercenary, an assassin, and overall, an antihero in the Marvel Universe. He has the ability to quickly heal, thanks to some tests made from the Weapon X Program that healed his incurable cancer, but left his mental stability down the toilet. If any of you know the real Deadpool, don't worry, he's not the same silent freak played by Ryan Reynolds in the piece of s**t prequel starring Hugh Jackman as a short guy with metal claws. If you have no idea who or what is going on, please, look it up. Meet Equestira: A magical land that hosts many mythological creatures, but mostly god horses, unicorns, pegasi, and boring horses. Everything is ruled by two god horses; Princess Sun Butt and Princess Moon Cheeks. Sun Butt rules during the day, controls the sun, protects land from monsters, indulges in male anatomy shaped fruit & cake, and abducts children... at least that's what wikipedia says. Moon Cheeks rules the night, controls the moon, plays with people in the 'apple master race', haunts children as the next Freddy Krueger, and plans how to take over the world when no one is watching. There's also six horses that act as the 'mane' stars and a bunch of other background & side characters that this Fan Base loves... like this girl that... loves... rocks. I don't get it.
Death has come for Anon. Unfortunately, she has her work cut out for her.
Anon's dead, apparently, and Death has come to claim his soul. There's just one problem: he doesn't want to go. And there's nothing Death can do to make him.
Anon finds himself facing the biggest decision of his life...
Having sailed through several rounds of dates, with only one left to go, Anon finds himself at the end of his rope. Though he can see the light at the end of the tunnel, one constant fact has continued to plague his thoughts - no matter how things shape up, he'll still have to make a choice...
Author's Note The thrilling CYOA conclusion of Janitor Anon's misadventures! I'm not gonna bullshit you guys, I couldn't bring myself to write one ending here. In the end, I figured "Hey! I'll let folks pick their own conclusion for the story!" And before anyone asks, yeah, I know, it's pretty tame by my standards. The mature rating and sex tags are there purely because of the associations. Consider this the neat little multiple choice bow on the product. It's been a wild ride and I hope like hell y'all enjoyed it!
Artwork by Stoic5
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When Jeremy chips his tooth during a job in Ponyville, he has to pay his favourite dentist a less than social visit. His problem's quickly solved, but what does Minty want as payment? (Here's a clue, it's anal again.)
When Jeremy chips his tooth during a job in Ponyville, he has to pay his favourite dentist a less than social visit. His problem's quickly solved, but what does Minty want as payment?
It is not every day that you learn that a monster of legend is real, let alone friends with Rarity. If she had heard of the old stories, perhaps she would be more cautious. Or more daring. (RGRE) {Has first and second person versions}
It is not every day that you learn that a monster of legend is real, let alone friends with Rarity. If she had heard of the old stories, perhaps she would be more cautious. Or more daring.
(RGRE) {This story has two versions, the last chapter is the first person version.}
With the local human having ceased wandering and causing ruckus he attempts - with Twilight's ever-patient assistance - to calm down, make it up to those that he needs to make it up to and generally live his best his life.
His greatest obstacle in this, as with most things post-arrival, is his towering neurosis.
And maybe the uncomfortable fact that he can't stop growing larger and more resilient with each passing day. And that not being belligerent to the wildlife gives him sufficient time to fully contemplate the breadth of his situation as a lone and isolated example of his kind in a world entirely not his own, try as he might to just ignore it and stop his brain from eating itself with irritating doubts and fears.
A human guard and a pretty pink pony princess share some time together and discuss a few things.
Working in the Royal Guard was good and all, but you definitely are enjoying your position in the Crystal Kingdom a lot more. It comes with a lot of perks. Mainly you enjoy how you don't have to worry about it being super cold with that shield in place. The barracks are a lot nicer and ponies respect your position easily.
Oh and you possibly having an affair with Shining Armor's wife might be a good perk too.
Taken at any place really before Cadence is pregnant in the main show.
Cool Things: Anal, Toys, Cheating, and hot Pony Princess on Human action!
Anon is drafted to babysit Pinkie Pie. Things don't end well...
Unwittingly having volunteered to look after a sugar-crazed pink filly, Anon's not sure what to do. It's not like Pinkie Pie is a bad filly or anything, but she sure as shit seems to have as much energy as an overclocked Stellarator (google it). Regardless, he's got to keep an eye on her for the afternoon, lest he disappoint her scorching hot mom.
Can Anon keep Pinkie from going bananas?!? Will the pink ball of seemingly endless energy break his sanity?!?
Tune in to find out!!!
Kinks Include: Foalcon, Female on Male, Male on Female, Oral, Vaginal, Anal, All Manner of Inappropriate Innuendo, and Questionable Choices
Extra Lewd Kinks Include:Pinkie's Insatiable Lust for Cream Pies...
Artwork by Aer0 Zer0
Author's Note: This was a joint project with Hidden Secret. Go check his stuff out!
What should have been a routine track inspection run turns into something that one engineer will remember for the rest of his life.
After a massive storm runs across the state of California, the famous Cajon Pass requires inspection before allowing freight to pass through once again. This is where rookie engineer Nathan Bridgeport wants to prove that he has what it takes to make this job a career.
Little does he know what lies in wait for him and his locomotive on the other side of the San Gabriel Mountains.
(Takes place after Season 3 but before Equestria Girls.)
Derpy, you're going to drive Sweetie CRAZY these next couple of weeks. Months. Years.
The innocent need protecting. That's why Hunter has come to Equestria! Well, he didn't actually have a choice. And would really rather be home. But still. A fic starring a Navy SEAL and everyone's favorite cross-eyed blondie!
Magic is bleeding out of Equestria and into another realm, a realm where magic does not exist. Twilight must stop the flow of magic before disaster strikes. Can the natives of this realm be of help? What's this about a cartoon?
Magic is bleeding out of Equestria and into another realm, a realm where magic does not exist. Twilight must stop the flow of magic before disaster strikes. Can the natives of this realm be of help? How do sapient beings function without magic anyway? What's this about a cartoon?
Doom and Gloom while things go Boom in . . . Equestria?
An accident in the lab sends our favorite boy genius to Equestria, as a pony. What will he do and how will he get back? The answer: Science! (Cover Art Updated!) New FAQ! and TV Tropes! Planned Phrases from Dexter: “Pinkie Pie! Don’t push that Button!” /to Pinkie “Please, Magic is the word simpletons and the ignorant use to describe what they cannot understand.”/ to Twilight “No, I didn't strap a rocket to you. I strapped you to a rocket.” /to Rainbow Dash “Friends? Who needs friends?”
Dexter is a boy super-genius with a disdain for anything girlish and no desire for friendship. After an mishap in his lab, he gets stuck in Equestria. How will he cope with the over-friendly ponies, and the girlish everything? For any who do not know Dexter's Lab: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dexter's_Laboratory [RIP Christine Cavanaugh: 8/16/63-12/22/2014] - Dexter's Original Voice Actress
Discord makes a deal with Celestia, sending a human to Equestria at the start of season two.
When Discord breaks free of his stone prison, he proves to be much older and wiser than he was on the show. A being of ancient and unimaginable power, he forces Celestia to make a deal to save her little ponies. What she doesn't realize is that one of the terms of the deal is that she forgets ever making it. Enter Navarone, a poor human just trying to get by—or at least, to the ponies that's what he looks like. Pulled from his home by an accidental summoning from one Twilight Sparkle, Navarone is thrust into a world of ponies and more violence than he expected from such a peaceful seeming world. These are his adventures—with a few asides from everybody's favorite Lord of Chaos, of course.
Now on TVtropes! I answered a ton of questions for the fellow making this, so the stuff on there is mostly accurate.
Cover picture by a fellow called Sawhorse. If you see any mistakes, send me a PM with the chapter, the line, and the mistake and I'll fix it. This thing is huge. There are plenty of mistakes in there. Also, there are spoilers in the comments.
It feels unfair to spoil a story in the description, but a lot of people have asked for a warning about this, so the main character of my story eventually gets gender-swapped for a long duration.
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