Hi, my name is Andrew. I was supposed to get married, but instead I somehow managed to travel to a hostile alien world.
Okay, it goes like this.
I was supposed to get married today, but fate had different plans. Those plans included me inexplicably appearing on an alien world of sapient horses who speak an entirely different language. Not only am I totally screwed with my wedding, but these sparkling horses are apparently hostile.
Yeah, I know it sounds stupid, but I'm not the kind of guy who can make up something like this.
A large corporation in Manehattan hires you to fulfill the Diversity and Inclusion goals and reach the target numbers on the key metrics such as the absence of gender and racial bias. To their surprise, you are not entirely useless. (RGRE)
A large corporation in Manehattan hires you to fulfill the Diversity and Inclusion goals and reach the target numbers on the key metrics such as the absence of gender and racial bias. They specialize in customized spell solutions, distributed enchantment systems and cloud mana storage: three things that you, a human, didn't know even exist.
To their surprise, you are not entirely useless.
This is an RGRE (Reversed Gender Roles Equestria) story. You were warned.
A human in Spike's body will do whatever he can to change the future for the better.
Long story short, I was a brony. I woke up one day to find myself in Spike's body. Dream come true, right? I'm in Equestria, I could interact with my favorite ponies, etc.
Well, as it turns out, I just happened to wake up right at the beginning of Season 1. Which could only mean one thing: I can change the future of Equestria. I could solve problems prematurely, prevent disasters from happening, and keep Twilight from going insane.
So now, my mission isn't to hug my favorite ponies, but to make sure everyone gets a happy life.
Pain leads to hate, hate leads to drinking, drinking leads to waking up with somepony you would rather chew your own leg off to avoid waking. This is not that story, but it came awfully close.
This is a parody, laugh or laugh not. There is no cry.
Adventures, exploration and discovery continue as the alliance of two great races face the danger and the unknowns that lie within this new network. What secrets will be revealed as a hidden chapter of the Ancient's Legacy unravels before them?
After years of shame and ridicule, archaeologist and explorer Lyra Heartstrings stumbles across a discovery that validates all her theories and ideas in one fell swoop. Along with her best friend, Bon Bon, and her old classmate Cadance, they find themselves faced with a mystery and marvel that may change everything.
Following the next greatest lead found in the database of an ancient race, another international team is formed. Led by Doctors Carter and Jackson, they strike out to explore another network of Stargates discovered in a galaxy on the edge of the local cluster. In the process, their findings will cause them to question much of what they thought they knew.
The adventures continue and unlikely allies will face dangers new and old as the Legacy of the Ancients continue to unravel in the latest chapter of the universe.
It’s not everyday you get invited to dine with royalty by an overly eccentric unicorn.
Starlight Glimmer invites you, a human, to dinner at Princess Twilight’s castle. She gets a little, let’s say… carried away with making you her friend.
A short, two part story that is 100% human x small horse wish fulfilment. You’ll find no shame here. Loosely based around the episode No Second Prances.
Warning: the second part contains inter-species filth, specifically human x pony relations, hornjobs, implied impregnation, etc.
Not every adventure is enough to make a novel. Those little bits that don't quite fit, those are the Starscribbles.
The following is my anthology collection of oneshots and other scraps that wouldn't merit their own release. Not all of it will be up to my usual editing standard, though some of it might be. Here are the contest entries, the oneshots I abandoned, or just didn't think warranted a cover and a proper release. I've always been more about long-form fiction, but the shorter stuff has to go somewhere.
Consider each chapter to be independent, and seeing something here is effectively a guarantee there won't be any more of that thing. Context for each section in their authors' notes.
With Sweetie Belle recently getting her new cutie mark, she's been going through some...changes. Good thing you're willing to step in to let her know things are going to be ok. Well...maybe not.
When a filly grows up and becomes a mare, the process and numerous body changes are bound to be difficult. It was certainly true for humans where you came from, and you certainly don't relish your own memories of "coming of age." As Sweetie Belle is going through that change now, you're definitely sympathetic, and happy to offer some words of comfort to her.
Justin lives a dangerous life, having to have sex with different ponies in order to stay healthy, even if it hurts them. What happens when he meets a mare he doesn't think he can quit?
As far as near-anyone is concerned, Justin is a simple stallion. What they don't know, what they can't know, is that the once-human doesn't eat like other ponies. Gasps, moans, the bliss of another pony's orgasm... those are his sustenance, and he needs them to stay alive. It hurts his partner though, every time, and he can't stay with one pony for long. How much can a mare take before she falters?
And what happens when he meets a pony that he wishes to sleep with again and again?
Sunset Shimmer travels to Earth in search of allies for Equestria. The world she finds there is hardly the one she expected.
For nearly a thousand years the ancient prophecies of Clover the Clever sat unread in Canterlot's forbidden archives. Until the day that Celestia took on an apprentice, and everything changed.
Sunset Shimmer is smart, resourceful, and determined. No matter how many new lessons Sunset learns, she just isn't satisfied. Equestria is in danger, and Celestia refuses to give her the power it would take to help defend the kingdom.
Another pony might've given up and trusted her princess to handle things. Sunset Shimmer isn't like most ponies. If Celestia won't deal with looming threats, Sunset will take matters into her own hooves. She'll find allies for Equestria even if she has to leave the universe to do it.
A prequel set in the continuity of My Little Apprentice. This story is not required to understand that one, or vice-versa.
This story was written at the behest of Two_Bit, who is sponsoring it on my Patreon. As usual, cover by Zutcha.
Pretty self explanatory... Why are you even reading the description, it's literally right there in the title...
This is your typical, stereotypical HIE story exposing all the HIE stereotypes, but like, compressed and crammed into one short chapter, making the pacing extremely awkward and fast. Yeah that's pretty much it.
*Disclaimer, I don't hate HIE stories, I actually love them. Don't sue me. Also, I'm so sorry for this.*
A millennium has passed and the shackles of the imprisoned are removed, allowing them to return to the changed world they once roamed. Now, those who dare jail them are left at their mercy.
A thousand years ago, when the world fought for survival from the onslaught of the creatures of the night, a follower rose up and laid waste to the enemies of the night, proving herself to be an enemy of Equestria. The Queen of the Eternal Night chose this warrior to lead her armies, all at a cost. The warrior would be granted passage home.
Yet, when the sun mounted the victory of the light over the ethereal queen's head, the warrior was not found at the defense of her mistress, for the warrior spoke tell of how the queen had neither the means, nor the intentions, to pay her. The warrior raised her arms against the one she had once called leader and was struck down by the champion of the light, the sun, damning her to an imprisonment lasting a millennium of the world's time. So it has come to pass, the millennium gone, and the warrior's shackles loosen and fall to the ground, freeing the traitor warrior as her once-queen escaped her prison, and the night was intended to last.
A fic intended to pay homage to the Displaced of the old days. [Final Fantasy XV Lore and Creatures]
Story Arcs Chapter One: Hearth and Home (Chapters One - ???)
Pulled into a strange world, meeting fantasy creatures, and stuck in stone. Isn't life grand...
Pulled into a strange world where myth and legends are real. Unable to communicate to the native creatures here, or even able to move for that matter... How is a human supposed to adapt to this strange world, or even manage to keep his sanity when he is encased in stone.
You, anon, are dropped into the desert and end up working for the scariest yet cutest pony army commander
You are anon, and one day when you are on vacation you have a Head splitting headache. You then find yourself in equestria, or just outside of it. you wander aimlessly until you find civilization, and end up working with the local militia, under the command of a scary yet cute pony, who is sweeter on the inside then most would expect.
An unlikely hero lays siege to canterlot castle for a chance to be reunited with the mare of his dreams.
Equestria's bumbling deadliest assassin is struggling to make ends meet. Until Princess Luna hires him to test Canterlots elite Gaurdponies. But he's not in for the money he just wants the chance meet the mare of his dreams, if he lives that long.
Good luck with that buddy, You're going to need it.
Cover art is: Imperialism by Yakovlev-vad on deviant art.
I get a second chance at life waking up as Sweetie Belle, and proceed to abuse the hell out of it.
Rarity is my best (and only) sister, and Apple Bloom and Scootaloo are my best friends. There's only one problem. I'm not supposed to be Sweetie Belle! Sweetie Belle isn’t supposed to be at all, outside of a fictional cartoon show! What did she do that put me in her body? Why me, and not someone who’s less of a fucked up loser? How can I tell the ponies about this without getting a rainbow laser to the face? Why does this world I’m in conform so closely to the show? Does it conform closely to the show? And what is that funny feeling in between my legs?
When Fluttershy encounters a new creature in the Everfree forest, how will the ponies deal with its strange ways and its inability to speak?
On a visit to the Everfree forest, Fluttershy encounters a creature she has never seen before. It’s tall, it wears clothes and nopony can understand it. Can the ponies of Ponyville make friends with this new creature, even when they do not understand eachother?
(28.1.2017) Did I...Did I get featured? I think I got featured!
Huge thanks to lordelliott for helping me proofread and edit.
I think I got featured! 
