You lost your bed, sheets, and pillows to Celestia, and you nearly lost your girlfriend. But peace has come to your house at long last. Well, until today, anyway.
It's been three months since Princess Celestia appeared in your bed. Three months since she took that bed, along with your sheets and your pillows. Three months since she nearly drove your girlfriend away from you. But peace was made, and everything had been going relatively smoothly. Life was even beginning to look up.
Princess Celestia successfully steals the enemy intelligence. Unfortunetely for her, this does not bode well with the shocked and confused members of BLU team.
Many might claim that opening portals into dimensions that don't even technically exist is a waste of good time and energy. Princess Celestia, however, does not.
On a day seemingly designed to produce boredom, Princess Celestia decides the most effective method of alleviating such a pretentious feeling is to involve herself in a rather humorous conflict by successfully acquiring the "enemy intelligence".
She correctly assumes that the beings from whom she stole it from are not pleased. However, she never could have foreseen the incredible lengths they undergo to retain their dignity.
Thanks to the love bomb at the Royal Wedding, Princess Celestia is revealed to be a Changeling Queen. How will Equestria, deal with this? And why is Celestia a Changeling Queen in the first place?
At the Royal Wedding, Chrysalis and the Changelings were revealed to all of Equestria.
But another mask was torn away that day. A mask born for a thousand years. A mask created on one promise. A mask, that has become synonymous, fused, to its bearer.
A mask that when ripped off, causes Twilight, her friends and Luna to question everything they ever knew about the one pony, one very important pony.
At the Royal Wedding, the meaning of the phrase 'Princess Celestia' changes forever.
NOTE: Chrysalis is NOT Celestia!!! That'd be impossible to pull off.
Princess Luna reflects on what it's like to come back from one thousand years of exile.
Princess Luna reflects on what it's like to come back from one thousand years of exile, and all the things she's missed in the time she's been gone. These are a few of her favorite things.
One day, Rainbow Dash wakes up to discover she is a fully-fledged alicorn. How will she use her great powers? And more importantly, how will she break the news to Twilight?
You would normally think there's no way for a simple change to the palace's water pipes to cause this much trouble. But before you start thinking that, you should probably know it's Crackfic Week.
The palace is ancient. So it makes sense for Celestia and Luna to order a complete overhaul of the waterworks, especially since the old system has been making strange sounds within the walls. All they really wanted was to wash up without dealing with new leaks.
They didn't get it.
They weren't expecting the magical lasers either, but that's plumbing for you.
Why is Celestia laying on the floor in Twilight's library? Why does she seem so confused? Why does she look different? WHY IS THE PORTAL MIRROR STILL ON?
Principal Celestia has accidentally fallen through the mirror into Equestria, and it may be a bit before she can go home. Until then, she has to learn to cope with a strange world, in a strange body.
At the same time, Twilight has to figure out how she can help her new guest while keeping Equestria from freaking out over the presence of a second Celestia, and Sunset Shimmer has to figure out how she is going to make amends with those she had left behind in Equestria, while keeping an eye on her Principal.
Disclaimer: Since I wrote this description ages ago before I even knew the plot, the story is mostly pure comedy in the beginning, with eventual Sunlight and Chryslestia shipping!
AiE fic in which Anon and Dash try to figure out how to spice up their sex life as friends with benefits. At Twilight's, Anon gets an idea that Dash isn't ready for just yet. Not to look weak, she accepts and the fun begins.
(AiE Fic. Fair warning if that's not your cup of tea.) Anon and Dash have a nice relationship going, according to them.
Not really a couple, they decided to have a 'friends with benefits' type of friendship. Neither of the two are interested in settling down, but urges don't take care of themselves. They like the idea even more since Anon is incapable of impregnating any of the ponies.
Feeling that their sex life is getting dull one day, Anon and Dash head to the library for ideas, much to Twilight's dismay.
What they find might just change many things for them.
When captured by the enemy, can one soldier remain loyal to his country?
Captured by your enemy. It's something that no soldier wants to think about, much less experience. Unfortunately for one U.S. soldier fighting in Equestria, that's exactly what happens. At the mercy of the ponies, he will have to resist their attempts to extract information from him, and hope that he'll see freedom again. (Language warning for those who care.)
Many thanks to my prereader, Cosmic Cowboy, for letting me bounce ideas off him, and not letting me upload garbage. Cover art by the awesome (and patient) Erindor. Appeared in the feature box for a brief time on 10/11/2015. I have no words...
Twilight Sparkle learns that there are certain benefits which come with becoming an alicorn princess and she decides to invite her friends in on the fun.
Twilight Sparkle, recently ascended Princess of Friendship, learns from her former mentor, Princess Celestia, that Alicorn royalty are allowed certain benefits. One such perk is grooming a harem, a tradition which hearkens back over a thousand years. Twilight is, to say the least, a bit shocked at this revelation although she has been struggling with some urges due to the upgrades she received upon becoming an alicorn. She decides to speak with her friends about the matter and is quite surprised with what they suggest.
Kinks include: Futa on Female, Oral, Vaginal, Rough Sex, Impregnation, a Harem (Duh), and probably a few other small fetish/kink things in the forthcoming chapters.
This is the result of last week's poll I put out for my followers and there will be several more chapters to come, one for each of the Main Six.
Being a unicorn interpreter isn't easy. What's more, you have to be a virgin.
Being a unicorn interpreter isn't easy. The hours are crazy, the pressure is nerve-racking, you have no idea what job you'll be called for... and you have to be a virgin, or you'll never be able to understand them.
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A thousand years is quite the generation gap, so Princess Luna decides she has to get with the times. However, this isn't quite as easy as she thinks it will be...
the world of ponies is about to meet an emissary of an unknown race.
Humanity send in a mechanical beast to explore a new world they just recently discovered; however, this world wasn’t uninhabited. Now the machine documents everything these unusual, yet intriguing creatures have to show…but will the creatures the machine discovered be welcoming to its creators, or not? Only time, and the future will tell.
Small Update: considering there are going to be more than one robot than I planned to be using for the story, I decided to change the title. credit for the new title is thanks to a fic-reader by the name of, RanBro.
-now this fic just popped into my head and i couldn't get it out of my head, so i could focus on my other fics. not sure if this is going to be a frequently updated story, as it was spur of the moment that i just had to write down.
-the official size prompt is this. When compared to Ponies. Adult Pony: 4 - 4.5ft. tall. Foals: 2 - 3ft. tall. Luna & Cadence: 5 - 5.5ft. Celestia: 6ft.
-R.O.V.E.R (is basically twice the size of an African male lion.) Height: 14.4ft. (head to feet)/Length: 21.5ft. (head to tip of tail)/Weight: 1505lbs.
As the Earth is under threat, humanity reaches out for one last hope of salvation.
It is the year 2038, and the Earth is slowly being consumed by a space-borne monstrosity dubbed the Black Tide, which is using nanotechnology to remake the planet into something hideously alien.
Erin Olsen works for Project Harmonics, humanity's last-ditch effort to find a new world before the Tide can wipe them out. But when that world is found, and it turns out to be occupied, Erin will need to find the courage to face the unknown in order to save the inhabitants of both worlds.
(Many thanks to Easteu for the fantastic cover image for this story!)
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