Gulliver's visit to the Land of the Houyhnhms should have been his last trip. Fate said otherwise..
Dr. Lemuel Gulliver's trip to the land of the Houyhnhms should have be his last voyage anywhere further than the nearest pub. Fate had other plans, and now he is in a race against time to find a cure for the strange malady he picked up in his last voyage.
"...My family had insisted my first, and now it would seem only, visit to that land of fair and graceful people who lived in eternal harmony was to be my last trip ever away from home.
"So I had once sworn to my wife, Elanore, my son, Alexander, and my daughter, Elisabeth. Never more would I roam, nor seek out the perfect people, perfect despite the fact they walk on four hooves... The land of the Houyhnhms."
"Fate had other plans for my vow, yet still held me to it in a strange way none could anticipate...."
Firearm engineer gets stranded in Equestria. Chaos ensues. Eventually.
Dave Smith, an unassuming firearm engineer signs up for a lucrative job, gets dumped in Equestria instead.
How far a pair of working hands and one semi-working head will get him? Nobody knows, but it's bound to get chaotic down the line.
Cautionary tale of why you don't leave your engineers unattended in parallel dimensions.
Note: I try to do fair bit of research to make sure that what I write is in line with laws of physics and such. However, if you see a factual mistake, don't hesitate to tell me - I'll try and fix it, unless it's a deliberate artistic embellishment on my part.
Tasked with greeting her family's new maid, Lilith is left to devise various ways to break her in...
As if waking up early wasn't bad enough, Lilith has to wait around and welcome the new maid her mother hired. Perched on her balcony, trying to make the best of her morning, she spots a figure approaching their manor. As fate would have it, it appears as though their help is a svelte young mare. Mischievous ideas begin to formulate, and an impish grin creeps across her face, as Lilith trots off to receive their new employee. After all, she needs to ensure the mare is properly outfitted for the position she'll be filling...
Kinks Include: Futa on Futa, Oral, Anal, Teasing, Cock Worship, Transformation, Subterfuge, a Pinch of Musk, a Dash of Sweat, and Plenty of Foal Batter
Artwork and Lilith belong to Zajice Editing help by ZippySqrl
Hatter's Lye made an accompanying animation! Go find it on MrTektite's Patreon!!! It should be posted this afternoon (09/10/19)
A human soul is stuffed into King Sombra's body. Having no idea what's going on, and thinking he is in some kind of coma, he just casually strolls into the Crystal Empire.
King Sombra’s dark influence was obliterated by the Crystal Heart, and the villain is well and truly dead. But when he attempts to steal the afterlife of an innocent victim, a human spirit is left hurtling towards Equestria, where this unfortunate soul is revived into the only vessel available: the reconstituted body of King Sombra himself.
Thus, a cheerfully oblivious alien is crammed into the form of the most evil and malicious being Equestria has ever known. Not that Shining Armor and Cadence know this, of course. As far as they are concerned, the King is back and he’s lost his fricking mind.
Thanks to you, all the residents in Ponyville come together to listen to live dramas through mystical machines known as the 'radio', created by Doctor Whooves, on a weekly basis.
You are Anon.
And you sense things are gonna be a massive clusterbuck with the marshmallow pony in charge...
Lyra is convinced that the ancient Horn of Celestia is the key to unlocking the true history of her race. But the tower isn't what it seems, and neither is she.
Since time immemorial, the Horn of Celestia has stood above the ancient northern glaciers. It is older than the Empire, older than Equestria itself. The tower carries many ancient legends, but the most credible is this: that during the time of strife, ponies sacrificed their greatest powers to come together into a single kingdom, committed to peace and friendship forevermore.
Lyra Heartstrings is convinced there is more to this story, and after years of preparation, she has arrived at the tower with an expedition of friends and fellow experts to discover the truth for herself. One way or another, she will discover the secrets concealed in the ancient horn, even if it costs her everything.
This story was written on my Patreon as a commission for HMage, but was one of the earliest casualties of the pandemic. As a result, only part 1 of 2 was written. There are roughly eleven chapters taking us to what was meant to be the halfway point of the story. At least for now, the story will end there--not as a painful cliffhanger, but before our heroes transition to the next phase of their adventure.
There are no plans to continue beyond that at this point. But it felt like a terrible shame that other people couldn't enjoy the story thus far.
Editing by Two Bit and Sparktail, cover by Zutcha. The works.
Prince Solaris (R63 Celestia) and the human Jane have been together for some time. Tonight, however, they decide to finally move onto the next stage of their relationship. Sex! I’m talking about sex.
Jane has been in Equestria for a few years now, but not traveled much outside of Canterlot. And really, she has no big reason to leave, since Prince Solaris of Equestria was a big enough reason to stay. Mutual understandings turned into friendship, which turned into love, and the last year they’ve basically been steady, however pushing past an intimate kiss has been a challenge for the two.
Tonight, however, things will change, for the more pleasurable future.
---------- Additional tags include: Randomized R63 characters, human female on stallion, pony rides through the castle, 69 (nice), doggy style, other positions I can’t remember, pretty much vanilla sex that’s focuses on Realism VS Black Hole logic, lots of irrelevant banter, and lastly, the Big L, because I can’t write a story if they don’t have feelings. It feels… wrong.
This was, totally, 99.99% the fault of Cackling Moron, because reasons, so if you’re a fan of his writing style, I did try to dabble a little with it, but well, more sex involved. I’ll leave it up to you readers if I got it right or not. (Edit: I had to tone down on some of his style, because it was giving my pre-readers an aneurysm.)
Chrysalis has a small purple filly named Twilight in her castle, and it looks as if she's going to be adopting her for a long while. Can Twilight's love change her, or even the entire hive?
Only time will tell, though Chrysalis is determined that she could never find something so fuzzy and energetic in any way cute.
A sequel by popular demand! Rated T so I have a little flexibility with language and the like, but for the most part I imagine things will be very light and non-explicit.
A human machine falls from the sky and Twilight, with the help of her friends discover all its musical secrets.
After what should have been just a late outing to stargaze and probably collect some meteorite samples, a strange device ends up almost wreaking half of Ponyville, but what is it? who sent it? what's its purpose? and why am I dancing to it?
Discover the answer to this and more questions while Twilight and her friends mess around with a human computer with the vast majority of human's musical records, discovering that you don't have to be in the same planet to enjoy the gift of music.
After saving her life, Octavia repays her human bodyguard with a night of debauchery.
Michael Braddock works for a security agency tasked with protecting Octavia while she's on a world tour across Earth, spreading classical Equestrian music in order to increase friendly relations between the two worlds.
Despite her being a pony from another world, and him being one of her many bodyguards, Michael is attracted to Octavia; her elegance, charm, and very shapely backside has captivated him for months and she has caught him looking on a few occasions. The two would share a laugh and even flirt back and forth a few times, and when they'd be alone, she would often exaggerated her movements in an attempt to tease him.
But, even with all the joking and teasing, they've kept their relationship professional...that was until Michael saved her life from a crazed gunman...
Now what better way is there than for Octavia to thank her savior by rewarding him with a night of debauchery?
The ES Harmony, the pride of Princess Twilight Sparkle and Equestria's first FTL capable starship. It is due to make its maiden voyage to travel further than anypony before it, and yet its first mission... may be its last.
Two thousand years after the return of Princess Luna, Equestria's technology and magic has advanced far enough that the once far off dream of faster than light travel is now a reality.
And that reality is the ES Harmony, the pride of its designer, Princess Twilight Sparkle, and Equestria's first FTL capable starship. It is due to make its maiden voyage to travel further than anypony before it.
And yet when they receive a distress call from origins unknown, this ship's maiden voyage will become one the crew will never forget.
(Featured on 31/7/2016) (Not a strict crossover with Star Trek, but here Equestria Girls takes place in the Star Trek Universe)
When Equestria is threatened with an invasion of all its greatest enemies, Celestia and Luna are forced to turn to the only ally with a chance of helping them: Humans. The only question left now is whether any of Equestria will be left to save.
It's been a handful of years since Twilight came into her own as a Princess of Equestria, a few years spent in peace and harmony without so much as an angry spirit or clandestine invasion to take away from the tranquility of Equestrian life. Unprecedented developments in the technological and thaumaturgical sciences seem to be preparation for something, though nopony realizes what that something might be.
Nopony except the Princesses, who have not failed to see the signs of impending disaster that began with the mass kidnappings just following the Summer Sun Celebration. When all their preparations are turned upside down, can an alliance with the mysterious Precursors turn the tides of the most devastating war in Equestrian history, while there is still anything left to save? Enemies and allies appear in the most unlikely of places, and friendship with a dying elder race can be more dangerous than an invasion of Dragons and Changelings. What is a pony willing to give in defense of harmony? What are they willing to sacrifice?
This story now has a companion piece, The Sunset Campaign! This story is designed to bring Harmony Defended more into line with the three-story version of My Little Apprentice. If you read Apogee and Perihelion, you may want to read that as well!
This story was written prior to season five, and as such any events which transpire therein may or may not be treated as canonical. All events up to and including "Twilight's Kingdom" are treated as having occurred, however.
A huge thanks to my Alpha Readers! Thanks to these wonderful people, new chapters aren't nearly so riddled with mistakes and errors as they used to be. Thanks to Sparktail, TwoBit, Withered Pyre, and Zutcha. Zutcha of course deserves double the love, since he's also the artist of the cover and any other fantastic art that finds its way into the story.
After another successful show, Trixie makes her way to her apartment during an unscheduled storm in Manehattan. It was during this freak storm that a lighted theater appears with the name of "Houdini" on the sides of the theater.
"Magic is the sole science not accepted by scientists because they can't understand it." -Ehrich Weiss (aka, Harry Houdini).
One night in the city of Manehattan, the magician known as "The Great and Powerful Trixie" has moved on with her new life in her newly successful magic show. It was during this night that a certain Spirit of Chaos was spotted by the Stage Director, but he left mysteriously as he'd appeared.
After the show has been set up for the next night, Trixie walks to her apartment during an unscheduled storm which, passing an empty lot in the city's neighborhoods, lightning struck that spot where a new theater appeared. Holding posters and a sign in lights with a very odd name.
"The Great Harry Houdini: Master of Mystery."
A huge thank you to His Highness, PrinceCelestia for the wonderful cover art. And an equally huge thank you to Shadeol for taking the time to edit this fully.
The door of the Chamber of Secrets is just ahead, and Harry Potter has no clue what kind of changes will unfold once he passes it. Monsters will become friends, friends will become monsters, and Hogwarts itself will change completely.
"Ahem." I had no clue what to say. This was the story of my life I had to introduce, and no one told me how it ends. "Well, I guess since we're all here we might as well enjoy this. It's a bit of a rocky start, I think, but there's a good bit right at the—
"I'll be honest. I have no clue if there are any good bits in it. Be my guest, though. It's not like you have to fight ancient monsters and dangerous wizards alone."
Harry Potter never wanted a pony, let alone dozens of them. Sometimes, life gives us what we need instead of what we want.
Harry Potter was no stranger to problems, although his always seemed to be far larger than other young wizards his age. After all, Voldemort had tried to kill him as a baby, and twice during his first two years at Hogwarts. Hopefully, his third year in school would be easier, although he first needed to survive his summer with his aunt and uncle.
Between a hectic schedule of daytime chores and nights spent trying frantically to keep up on an ever-increasing pile of holiday work, he was working himself into a frazzle, and that was before finding out that his Aunt Marge was coming to visit. To top it off, an accident has just left him with a tiny purple problem he had never expected: a toy-sized unicorn named Twilight Sparkle.
His problems have just begun. And they will continue to multiply.
As the years have slowly passed, Ms. Harshwhinny finds herself desiring something she never thought she'd want...
Ms. Harshwhinny has got places to see and people to do, or something like that. With her biological clock ticking away, she's determined to get a bun in her oven. Going from one stud to another, and failing every time, she has nearly given up. That is, until a precocious young colt promises to give her what she so desperately craves. Is he serious? Could he actually give her what she wants?!? Tune in and find out!
Kinks Include: Foalcon, Oral, Vaginal, Anal, Rimming, Creampies, Impregnation, Light Domination and Submission, Caving to One's Base Desires, Lewd Fornication, Questionable Acts, and More Cum Than You Can Shake a Stick at!!!
Artwork by Starykrow
Crafted with some help from a good friend who wanted to stay anonymous. No, not that Anonymous!
A collection of vignettes about various Hassenfeld ponies and their owners.
In 2025, Hasbro Biotech introduced a new product -- the Hassenfeld Pony -- genetically-engineered horses made to look and act like the characters of an obscure show called My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic.
Despite the high asking prices and the ethical questions surrounding them, they took the world by storm. Thousands of households in America, and tens of thousands more overseas, soon had one of their own.
