MLP: FiMComedyRandomTwilightCelestia
Ponyville declares to Celestia that they are now their own sovereign nation. It goes about as well as you'd expect.
Written for Aragon, comedy master, for his birthday.
Edited by Majin Syeekoh
MLP: FiMSexProfanityAdventureComedyRandomHumanLyraBon-BonOCOther
At first, he was just an ordinary man on Earth. Now, he's a not-so-ordinary man on Equus, in the kingdom of Equestria.
He's constantly under the care of a mare named Lyra Heartstrings, and her roommate Bon-Bon. What's more, he's also apparently a bit of a "myth" in this world, which means he has to hide from the Higher-Ups, or risk getting experimented on!
To top it all off, the problems that keep happening around the town of Ponyville are, in some way, shape, and/or form, tied in with these two strange mares! And they may not even realize it!
MLP: FiMSexComedyPornTwilightCelestiaCadanceShining ArmorFlurry Heart
Twilight has devised a brand new spell which uses far less thaumic energy than her teleports - swapping!
By utilizing Alicorns as singularity points in the thaumic field, she can quickly and easily swap herself with any of the other princesses at a negligible energy cost! In only a mere instant, Twilight and another alicorn swap places... a fantastic way to quickly travel to Canterlot in an emergency. She immediately plans to test her spell with Celestia, swapping herself with the regent.
What she doesn't realize is that the spell seeks out the nearest alicorn to the caster...
And it just so happens that Cadence and Shining Armor are passing by Ponyville on a zeppelin cruise.
An erotic zeppelin cruise.
Uh-oh.
CONTAINS: incest / mf / bondage / large size / slight cumflation / sorta-accidental-kinda NC? / father-daughter incest in one ending
My entry to ACCIDENTAL AUGUST
Cover-art picture (and story idea inspiration) from emberkaese!
It's not unusual for a pony's name to become associated with an activity: the very nature of Equestrian appellations just about guarantees that anypony who's truly famous for their deeds might wind up in the history books and dictionary. So in that sense, Twilight probably should have expected Ponyville's population to start using the Bearers' names as shorthoof descriptions.
She just wasn't expecting anypony to be using them to describe sex.
She'd also really like them to stop.
And she's just a little curious about which sexual acts are involved...
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Story title suggested by Spamotron: chapter title by Goldfinch142
Gallus has some pouncing that he needs to get out his system.
However, his friends aren't really cooperating.
Featured 12/13/2019
MLP: FiMSexProfanityPornOCAnon
Since our three protagonists hooked up in "Can you give me a Sign?" the nascent harem has had plenty of fun sexy times! Charcoal and Sign were quite happy to invite Anon (world's luckiest human) over for many a lust-filled romp as they continued to build their relationship!
Then school started.
While Charcoal and Anon were lucky enough to have course schedules that allowed for them to keep up their noisy, bed-shaking, wall thumping sexual proclivity... the early morning classes of poor Sign meant that the closest she could get to Anon's monkey-phallus was the sounds that would come through her thin walls as she tried to get some sleep.
It's been a couple of weekends now where Anon was needed in Ponyville, and poor Sign has been absolutely aching for release. She's been looking forward to this Friday night for what feels like FOREVER!
...too bad Anon decided to schedule a O&O (AKA D&D on Earth) game night with some new friends from the university.
Is Sign going to be able to make it through the campaign and survive the night?
lol, no
CONTAINS: human on mare / vanilla / mind-blowing orgasms
Based on the wonderful pic by LunarMarshmallow NSFW DB = derpibooru.org/ 1937085
Sign was created by ZippySquirrel
Just a quick fic I wrote to tide myself over!
MLP: FiMSexFetishProfanityPornCake Twins
Having grown up together, Pumpkin and Pound consider themselves not only siblings but close friends as well. Up until recently, they even shared a room with one another; however, things changed. Having to sleep apart, while having a few benefits, left the young stallion feeling rather lonely - heck, even finding a marefriend for himself didn't help! Opting to stay home one evening, letting his family go off to the school play without him, he decides to relive a few memories...
Kinks include: Futa on Male, Foalcon (Teenagers), Cucking, Incest, Oral, Anal, Size Difference, Slight Domination, Creampies, More Cucking, Emasculation, and Family Bonding
Artwork by Whydomenhavenipples
This is a promo piece for an the Cuck Art Pack! Find out more about it on the artists' twitters!
Artists twitters are: @Sanyo2100, @SoulCentinel, Doodle Dandy (No Twitter), @SugarlessPaints, @willitfit3, @Bottom_Armor, @BCkiwirenders, @Hizuldur, @Forsaken3d
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MLP: FiMSexFetishRomanceSlice of LifePornCake TwinsFlurry Heart
Click here for the sequel, PUMPKIN’S FLURRIED POUNDING!
A young Pound Cake happens to see his parents doing something, something weird and seemingly naughty. When his body reacts in an equally weird way, he explores his body...and finds the pleasure he can give himself.
As he later finds the differences between a colt and filly while playing, he confronts his twin sister Pumpkin Cake and their visiting friend Princess Flurry Heart with it. When they figure out their differences and are told of Pound's earlier experience, wanting to learn about it through exploration, Flurry decides maybe it would be more practical to learn about it first hoof.
By doing it.
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Story contains: Seperate M/F and M/F/F pairing, anatomically correct ponies (including teats and clitoral winking) unintended voyeurism (walking in on parents having sex, his mother in heat, and his mother’s impregnation) a young colt's sexual self-discovery at a young age (foalcon), fillies and a colt sexually exploring each other, incest, semi-incest, clueless first-time vaginal sex (again, consensual foalcon) including defloration and (comparatively) large insertion, very deep penetration with slight belly bulge, being watched having sex with some involvement of other party, internal cumshot, and lots and lots of curiosity and comforting throughout.
FEATURED ON 12/6/16-12/7/16! Thanks guys!
As of 12/11/16, this has 3,000 and counting views, and 260+ likes. Thanks!
EDIT: THE VIEW COUNT, IT'S OVER 10,000! AAAAAAAAAAAH! *girly squeals of excitement.*
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Credits:
Written and edited by me, LegionofPony.
The story's cover image is a homebrew of my own creation using assets from 'anibaruthecat' and 'VSDrawFag' of e624, as well as show assets.
This story was commissioned by 'Frost'. Thank you very much for your patronage.
There are all sorts of things that can be done with a cell phone, like summoning encyclopedia articles or getting aurascopes or finding out what the weather can be or talking to friends or ordering food for delivery.
Every pony should have one.
Even if they’re not exactly hoof-friendly.
MLP: FiMComedyRandomSlice of LifeHumanCelestiaLunaOC
Nick has lived with the royal sisters since he appeared in Equestria with no way home three years ago. In that time he made friends and gained the trust and respect of most, if not all of Canterlot Castle. He even has access to the treasury and minor command over some staff, but only for one reason: pranks.
Nick is one of the few souls capable of matching Celestia and Luna in pranks, and has been semi-willingly inducted into their endless prank war. These are some of their memorable moments.
If you have any ideas, suggestions, or reminders that my writing is bad and I should feel bad, please put them here.
MLP: FiMSexFetishRomanceSlice of LifePornCelestiaRoyal Guard
Because alicorns age slowly, Celestia still looks like a little filly, even though she's actually 121 years old. She doesn't fuck like a filly, though!
Cover image adapted from the original by Cold Blooded Twilight.
Audio reading by Blade tormentor and Michelmoe101
Second audio reading by Naviskypegasus: Part 1, Part 2
(Obviously) contains pseudo-foalcon.
MLP: FiMSexFetishRomanceSlice of LifePornLunaOC
Reading Precious Little Cewestia is not necessary to enjoy this story
Because alicorns age slowly, Luna still looks like a little filly, even though she's 93 years old. Unlike her sister, though, she prefers colts her own apparent age.
Cover image adapted from the original, by Negativefox.
Contains delicious, adorasexy foalcon.
MLP: FiMSexGoreDarkHumanTwilightCelestiaOCOtherRoseluck
A young, aspiring Manehattan Police Detective is assigned to a case in the sleepy town of Ponyville. A case involving five bipeds. Five bipeds who are quickly being murdered one by one.
He's thrust into a situation that he never thought would happen, and it's up to him to solve it before it's too late.
The question is, will he be able to solve it in time?
Thanks to Avatar of Madness for the cover art.
Something I'm writing in periods of the dreaded Writer's Block. Character tags will be added as I go along.
MLP: FiMSexComedyRandomSlice of LifeCelestiaLunaMain 6CMCs
When some of Ponyville's pegasi begin uploading distasteful videos of their private activities onto the internet, Ponvyille has a series of increasingly useless town meetings to debate the problem.
Teen for implied (but not actual) lewdness.
"This is how you do random comedy correctly." -stupidhand14
"This is neither clickbait, nor trash. It was glorious." -Radbunny
EDIT: Featured at #2 5/15/18!
EDIT: Featured #1 same day! Thank you all, I'm glad you enjoyed!
EDIT: Now with an AUDIO READING by MultiDoomPie!
MLP: FiMSexFetishComedyFluttershyTwilightRainbow DashApplejackRarity
A fic done for B_25's anthology. The whole is done as a birthday celebration for the excellent artist NCMares. I personally adore his art, and was happy to do a fic based on one of his pictures (though I'm by no means a macro expert).
Twilight and the girls are preparing to do a little cheerleading routine for the School of Friendship's hoofball team. It was a challenge that she'd made to the bunch of jocks to motivate them to achieve excellence in their academic studies.
They pulled it off.
And now that they had, our beloved mane six mares are sitting in the tunnel before the halftime show, getting ready to execute the most motivational routine of all time!
But Twilight has a spell prepped and ready to steal the show from Rainbow Dash... will everything go to plan?
Does not contain any sex - but does contain some description of lewd outlines in clothing.
MLP: FiMSlice of LifeHumanPinkieOCMain 6
All I want is a place where I fit in. Where people are happy to see me and I'll always have a part to play. Is that so much to ask? HiE, Ponified, powerless alicorn
MLP: FiMSlice of LifeHumanAlt. UniverseCelestiaLunaOCCadanceMain 6
Inspired by Night Mist's "My life as a prince" Story
A young man with surprising leadership skills meets the most important day of his life, his death. Many would expect that to be that however fate has other plans. He is given a new life in a land he has never heard of, with the memories of his previous life, but now all he has are questions. What is his destiny? When will it come? What was the deity that decided that this would be his new fate? All he knows for sure is his new name, Mythic Light and he is the son of Princess Celestia, ruler of Equestria
Set after the events of Twilights Kingdom, Princess Celestia found a special stallion to be with however they were taken by forces beyond either of their control, but after his death Celestia realised that she is now carrying his foal. Months later she gives birth to a Alicorn prince that she swears she will protect with every fibre of her being.
Featured page: 05/09/2014, 23/10/2014, 19/03/2016!
Mythic Light's new life has begun and destiny is waiting. What awaits him? Only one way to know for sure
The characters in this story are protected by OCRA
Told generally from Mythic's perspective however other character will get POV's in chapters
This particular story focuses on Mythic Lights Foal years and includes a lot of cute moments. If you have a heart condition please make sure all relevant medication is on hand while reading
YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!!!!!
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Cover art drawn by the amazingly talented Balthasar999
MLP: FiMComedySlice of LifeHumanCelestiaLunaCadanceAnon
All artists want their art to be held in the highest regards. For Anon, that means she wants on the fridge.
Featured 1/26/21
Warning; Contains a drawing so horrendous, so terrible, your eyes may bleed. You have been warned.
Cover Sauce
MLP: FiMComedyRandomHumanCelestiaOC
Celestia nearly flooded your apartment, and now she's informed you that she'll be staying on Earth for at least a few more months. Facing mounting costs for soda, you go to Costco to buy Fanta in bulk.
Naturally, Celestia insists on coming along.
A spin-off of Ocalhoun's Princess Celestia is in your bed.
Cover art commissioned from the awesome Mystical Alpha.
Pre-read/edited by Admiral Biscuit and Winston.
With Live Readings by:
Scarlett Blade
Doom Pie Network
MLP: FiMComedyRandomHumanTwilightSelf Insert
Staying in Twilight's Castle, you make the terrible error of flippantly calling her 'Hitler'. She demands a history lesson (for archiving purposes, of course) and you give her one that ends up being far more frustrating than you had anticipated.
EDIT: Featured 8/27/19!
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