Local deity attempts to communicate amorous intentions to receptive, oblivious human
Bill (local human) and Celestia (local horse) are very close friends. Very, very close. So close it's gratingly obvious that they both plainly want to be even closer still, but despite Celestia's best efforts Bill remains utterly incapable of grasping that this is the direction that they both want it to go in.
Her latest scheme is more direct than those before it, but can it hope to work?
A man finds himself in a colorful world of magic... unable to talk to its residents, thought to be a monster, hunted and desperately seeking a way to return home.
Peter Collins. Full-time copy clerk; part-time competitive shooter and sketch artist. Not the most glorious life, but for an independent 26-year-old looking to make his way up the corporate ladder, it's not a bad start.
But the thing about one-in-a-million chances is that somebody has to be that one. And Pete has just found himself the winner of a bizarre cosmic lottery, giving him a free one-way trip into a land of magic and wonder: Equestria.
Unfortunately, the locals are skittish, distrustful of anything not their own, and outright terrified of whatever might be threatening to them. And with no way to speak to or understand them, what might have been a trip through paradise becomes a journey through a living hell, where the simplest of misunderstandings can bring the most dire of consequences. Alone, confused and desperate, Peter wages a one-man battle to escape a land seemingly out to get him, searching for a way back home, while the forces that protect this magical nation- ignorant of his goals and terrified that he may be a threat- do all they can to capture him.
How far can fear push us apart, what can it push us to do, when communication is impossible?
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Partial rewrite finished. See this blog post for details.
Living in Equestria proves to be more dangerous for Second Chance than she could've possibly imagined. Now an old enemy has followed her from an Earth destroyed by war. Can she save Equestria from suffering the same fate?
A year has passed since Second Chance arrived in Equestria. She has a loving adoptive family, one of the best teachers of magic in Equestria, and some fantastic new friends. Compared to a world destroyed by war, her new life seems like a paradise.
Unfortunately for her, Equestria isn't as safe as it sometimes looks. It has its own dangers; powerful evils that won't spare her just because she came from Earth. Between human dangers and natural ones, Equestria's ponies may not survive.
As usual, editing by Two Bit and Sparktail, with art by the talented Zutcha (who's got a Patreon now, if you're feeling generous!)
How things actually would have gone down during the invasion of Canterlot.
A more realistic take on the opening events of the MLP movie, where the entire cast is NOT hit by plot mandated incompetence. It is, as expected, significantly shorter.
(Minor spoilers for first 15 minutes of the MLP movie, but 90% consisting of what would already be known from the trailers.)
After Discord turns my mom into a sexy little pony mare, I can’t help but be attracted to her. Talk about awkward, right? As things progress I have to ask myself if I'm really in love with my mom or if I'm just attracted to her because she's a pony
After Discord turns my mom into a sexy little pony mare, I can’t help but be attracted to her. Talk about awkward, right? One thing eventually leads to another, and I have to ask myself – am I really in love with my mom or am I just attracted to her because she's a pony? How will my mother come to terms with my attraction to her? And most importantly, what will happen when she’s changed back?
Contains: M/F, Mother/Son Incest, Vaginal, Anal, Blowjobs, Hoof-Jobs, and a lot of sex!
The cover image is modified fanart originally created by crash9902. Derpi ID#2209418 (NSFW)
Tired of messing up her proportions and ruining her sketches, Fleur goes to a life drawing class. She certainly wasn't expecting the nude model to be so stunning, let alone a celebrity.
Tired of messing up her proportions and ruining her sketches, Fleur goes to a life drawing class to better learn equine anatomy.
She certainly wasn't expecting the nude model to be so stunning, let alone a celebrity.
A story inspired by a love and appreciation of wonderful things such as affection, romance, and sex.
A man is sent to a strange world as a shapeshifter after failing to listen to the internet. He does his best to make the most out of his new life. Although there are some who just can't leave well enough alone.
[Prototype] / MLP Crossover Displaced story
Hey there, name's Jekyll. You ever heard that creepypasta bout how if you talk to "The Merchant" at Comic-Con you're never seen again? Turns out they're right. Now I'm in Equestria with a body built for killing. Celestia has hunted me for the last thousand years while I hid. Now it's time for me to return to the world's stage as I prove that your appearance doesn't make you a monster, your actions do.
[Rated T for language] [Moved to M for sexual themes, mostly jokes] This is my first attempt at writing anything like this, so criticism is appreciated. Careful though, if you're too critical I might try to enlist you as an editor. [Chapters 3 and 4 are pretty bad, I'm working on it, and they get better, I swear. The first two have already be rewritten] [Also, Celestia deviates pretty far from how she is in the show, you have been warned.] Featured on 16 September 2017 Featured again on 13 November 2017 And again on 15 June 2018 Featured yet again on 24 April 2019 We have a Discord now, [link]
Lyra screws up a spell. Yes, Lyra. Things go wrong as she summons a horrible monster.
Finally wanting to prove that her life-long belief in humans is valid, Lyra tries to summon one. It all goes horribly wrong when she ineptly summons a creature that cannot speak Equish, and scares the crap out of ponies. He instead escapes into the Everfree Forest to live among the other monsters there.
Scootaloo tries a potion to help her wing problem. Unfortunately, it causes a much bigger issue...
In a desperate bid to grow her wings, Scootaloo throws together an elixir to remedy her flying issue. A sprinkle of this, a pinch of that, and maybe just a dusting of poison joke. Sure, she may not have followed Zecora's instructions perfectly, but what could go wrong? Sadly, much to the filly's chagrin, several things did go wrong, and Scootaloo was left to desperately conceal her mistake from her idol...
Kinks include: Female on Futa, Futa on Female, Oral, Face Sitting, Size Difference, Squirting, Large Insertions, Enormous Amounts of Ejaculate
Extra Lewd Kinks Include: In Soviet Russia Equestria, Chicken Stuffs You!!
Artwork by June34rd
Author's Note: Scoot's age is kinda kept nebulous. Like, as I was writing this, I sorta envisioned her being older, kinda like a high school school of friendship student. Thus, there's no foalcon tag.
A series of short stories about a filly Nightmare Moon, nicknamed Moonie, and her father figure/guardian Anonymous the human.
Nightmare Moon returns and is hit once again with the Elements of Harmony rendering her a mischievous little filly. Much to Nightmare Moon’s annoyance, Anon thinks she's cute as all hell and is the only one willing to put up with her antics and evil, so Celestia tasks him with reforming the bundle of misery and mischief.
She looked bored, lying up there in the crescent moon with only clouds and ice-white stars for company. Someone on the ground called hello.
She looked bored, lying up there in the crescent moon with only clouds and ice-white stars for company. Glass slippered hooves dangled over the edge and swayed. Her chin rested on a blue foreleg.
“Hi there,” you said from the ground below and hoped you called loud enough.
- Luna fluff, because I got the itch baaaad. Wonderful cover image used with permission by the cool Jopiter
After an existential journey goes wrong, a man finds himself in Equestiria. With no way to return home he has no choice but to find a path in a new body. Will he discover a place to belong once again in this new land, or be forced to carve one out?
After an existential journey goes wrong, a man finds himself in Equestria. With no way to return home he has no choice but to find a path in a new body. Will he discover a place to belong once again in this new land, or be forced to carve one out?
It's heat season, lyra is horny and really likes humans. Tough luck, you're the only one in Equestria. You picked the right--I mean, wrong tram.
It's the start of summer and you came out of your house, against the recommendations of your compadres. Wrong move. And then you end up picking the wrong/right (pick one) car. Also, that mare sure does love hands. Oh, right... you're the only one with hands around. Tough luck!
First chapter is pure smut, second will be all warm and fuzzy.
Tags for the first chapter: HiE, 2nd person, mare in heat wanting the hot monkey dick, near-non-consensual abduction turning okay, possessive and aggressive mare, a good amount of finger play and lots of oral play, some more sexy magic and slight cum inflation. Oh, and consensual sex in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation
Tags for the second chapter: Who knows and the most degenerate fetish there is, a happy ending.
Just one Brand New Game is never enough for the eager, young Pound Cake. There's a whole world of new, exciting games!
[MxF] [Incest] [Foalcon] [Based on pictures by KryptChild and template93]
Pound Cake's life is infinitely better since learning A Brand New Game. There are so many new and sexy experiences for him to enjoy, and it's all just so amazing.
But, of course, just one new game is never enough. Kids always want more, more, more!!
After working together to save Equestria, Rainbow Dash and Flash Magnus ended up becoming really good friends. So close in fact, that Dash was curious about taking things further. However, Flash seemed to be resistant for an odd, but big reason...
Flash Magnus may have been born and raised in a completely different era, but he and the other Pillars have been able to adjust to modern Equestrian society with the help of the Elements of Harmony. In fact, Flash was able to make an especially strong friendship with Rainbow Dash, a fellow flier whose bravery and competitive spirit rivaled his own.
However, after spending a few months together as close friends, it seemed that Rainbow was wanting to take things a bit further than just friends. Even though the stallion was more than interested, he knew he couldn't reciprocate Dash's actions when she tried to make the first move. And when she tried to ask why, Flash found it hard to adequately explain his reason without hurting her, or making her judge him too poorly.
For you see, Flash Magnus had a rather significant reason for his resistance towards a possible relationship, even with someone as amazing as Rainbow Dash. While they have have been the same age (biologically speaking), Flash was raised in a much different era as the Element of Loyalty. Most of their differences in upbringing could be looked aside, but there was one big one he knew could be a deal-breaker. And despite how he felt about Rainbow, the soldier was worried how she would react if she learned the truth.
Tonight was supposed to be a good night for plucky Nightguard Mothchaser. She'd finally screwed up the courage to, secretly, at night, slip a letter under the door of her crush. Sadly, as often occurs around Mothchaser, things do not go as planned.
For some time now the Bat Pony Nightguard Mothchaser has nursed an infatuation on one Idol Hooves. A sterling example of all Unicorn Stallions (as far as Mothchaser was concerned) and prominent member of the Royal Guard. Tonight she would finally take the bold move from secretly watching him from afar to secretly slipping messages to him at night.
However, as she begins her nightly delivery, Mothchaser stumbles upon a secret that is going to make her wish that she had never gone out after dark in the first place.
Set in vdrake77's "Changeling of the Guard" story, this is a short and completely non-canon snippet starring poor Mothchaser.
Equestria's only human decides to invite his two musically-inclined neighbors over to watch a movie. The popcorn's ready, the TV's warmed up, and he's picked a classic. Surely this 'movie and chill' won't spiral into something debauched, right?
Martin has been living in Equestria for over a year now. He's gotten to know the residents of Ponyville pretty well during that time, particularly his neighbors: the musically gifted Vinyl Scratch and Octavia Melody.
As a fun new activity, Martin decides to invite his neighbors over for a movie night. What better way was there to share cool parts of human culture while chilling out with his equine friends? Since he knows that Octavia is so 'into' classical music, he decides to put on the classic film Amadeus.
Little does he know that the resulting boredom the film will inspire in Vinyl (who's more into electronic music), and the resulting heavy excitement of Octavia will have wild effects that will push all the boundaries of human-pony friendship into new, wet, territory.
This story is a submission to the writing group Movie Night which is a collaborative effort that looks to engage as many people, be they writers or not, to try their hand at writing about their favorite ponies and movies! Go give it a look and add your story to the club!
Moving is hard, especially when it's to another country, and it becomes doubly difficult when you move there unexpectedly and against your will.
Nobody really likes to move, you leave friends and loved ones behind, familiar surroundings and move to someplace that is different from what you are used to. You have to learn the ropes all over again, make new friends and find your way around, not an easy or fun thing to do.
But what makes a move like that worse, is when it happens and you sleep through the whole thing, doubly so when you didn't plan said move.
Anon is not that remarkable. In fact, he is below average compared to some. It's just that he wears pants all the time, so they can't help but wonder. (Smut) (Technically Casual Sex Equestria? pretty close anyways.)
