Dark times lay ahead for the ponies of Equestria. A dark force comes to take their lands and their magic, to leave them all but helpless. Subjugated to life under a tyrant, their only salvation will come in the form of a champion, a champion who wrestles bears for fun. Zangief, the Red Cyclone, is their only hope.
Unfortunately for them, he's playing for the wrong team.
Zangief will be based on all of his best traits with as much personality as I could find from within his quotes. Don't take this story too seriously, it's done for fun. All my information came from the games and comics. LARIAT.
Button stumbles across an unsettling painting at an art exhibit, little does he realize the horrifying chain of events to follow will be.
Button Mash, while on a school trip to an art gallery, finds a rather disconcerting painting and witnesses something unspeakable. Deeply unsettled by the nightmarish apparition he's seen, the poor colt has no idea of what's in store for him in the coming days. Haunted by a ghoulish mare, he knows his time is running out. For she comes to suck his very soul, among other things.
Nightmarish kinks include (or will include for latter chapters): Female on Male, Oral, Vaginal, Anal, Facesitting, Bondage, and Spooky Ponuts
Artwork by Swiftnicity, you can find his stuff on tumblr and derpi!
From the ashes of an ancient apocalypse, an eternal awakens to the new world.
During their childhood within the Castle of Two Sisters, Princesses Celestia and Luna earnestly sought adventure. One venture led them to discover an ancient place that told, using a long and forgotten language, of a time before time, and held a statue of an unknown being. After informing (and enduring a lecture from) their parents, it became the most incredible find that captured the interest of the entire nation.
Long years pass, and the ancient site is forgotten again, except for the attention of archaeologists. What the being is, who it is, and what story the language reveals remain an enigma.
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A certain stallion of the Royal Guard has been 'staring at the sun' for too long. But with the help of his rather peculiar roommate, Brick’s about to learn the dangers of flying too close to the sun.
Brick Break wasn't the brightest stallion in school and he sure as hell wasn't the luckiest, but he worked hard; from nighttime bouncer to royal bodyguard, he made something of his life. With food on the table, a roof over his head, and the closest thing to financial security one can hope for in this economy, Brick achieved the Equestrian dream, mostly; there was just one thing missing-- friendship. Laughter, loyalty, comradery.
Brick didn't need a roommate, and soliciting one in a big city like Canterlot was just asking for trouble. Frosty had just sort of... happened. Hoarfrost Glitter, his roommate. With her help, he might finally find some peace in this world. After all, existence is suffering, but misery loves company.
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A struggling young adult finds herself in Tartarus as the nefarious Cozy Glow. If she wants to go out and freely explore all of Equestria with her villainous buddies... she was first going to have to change this evil filly's future.
I wasn't the most consistent fan of My Little Pony, in all honesty. In fact that show wasn't the only thing on my list of interests. For a long while I had left those colorful ponies in the dust. I practically missed seasons 7-8 because I had gotten bored. However... it was the last season that drew me back in. I guess I now know a bit about the show, but not everything. I definitely knew of Cozy Glow however. She was hated by everyone. Well, except me. For some reason I liked her as the mischievous little filly she was. Her character interested me and I wanted to learn more. I wanted to see what kind of history she had. Why did she decide to turn evil? She was probably the only reason I went back to previous seasons.
You could guess how disappointed I was when the finale came up. Instead of helping her, they turned her to stone. Instead of trying to figure out the issue, they left her behind to be forgotten. Everyone cheered and laughed while Cozy, Chrysalis, and Tirek were turned into statues for the rest of eternity. I was displeased. Afterwards I drifted away and instead tried to focus on my work. I had to, after all. I was becoming an adult. I was growing up. Though the stress might pile up on me, I had to keep going. I had to get things done...
I could keep going... couldn't I?
It seems however that the universe had decided to drag me back into a world of rainbows and magic. Imagine my surprise when I suddenly woke up the next day inside a cage in the deepest, darkest chambers of Tartarus. Not only that but also as the small pink bundle of feathers that everyone loathed and despised. A billion questions rang through my head but the most prominent ones of all continuously pounded against my skull: What in the holy hell do I do from here? And how do I stop what comes next?
[Note: This is half a self-insert and half not really. This character is different from me but does have a few traits from me as well. Like cursing, I curse a lot, but there are some traits here and there I don't really have.]
What happens when The Rookie from Ghostbusters The Video Game gets sent to Equestria by accident? Chaos.
When The Ghostbusters defeated Shandor by crossing the streams, a blast sent them all flying back to their world except for one, The Rookie. Now The Rookie, real name Bryan Welsh, has been sent to a year before the summer sun's celebration. Alone and on his own, Bryan must find a way back to the other busters and fast for if he takes too long, there's a chance he could be stuck there forever.
(Note: Rated teen because some swears might be in it.) (REWRITE CURRENTLY IN PROGRESS)
An experienced thief dies before his time, leaving a mess that God must fix, the solution God thinks of is reincarnating him in the My Little Pony universe with the power of The Gamer.
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Princess Celestia and Princess Luna read the anonymous suggestions the castle workers have given them, much to Luna's (and later Celestia's) dismay.
Quality control is an important cornerstone of any organization, and magical castles full of Pony Princesses are no exception. When Luna and Celestia read the suggestions given to them by their staff however, the result is most certainly not better efficiency and satisfaction.
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Princess Blueblood sleeps her way to the top, no matter how many relatives she has to climb over (or under) first.
Princess Blueblood was born with a title she didn't earn which ultimately accounts for nothing. She knows this, yet while her position holds little influence on the ponies surrounding her, her pussy certainly does.
When the princess wants something done her way, or she's looking to gain an advantage, it's not who she knows, but who she fucks.
Poor Shining never stood a chance.
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Twilight Sparkle and the history of Equestrian gestures.
Twilight Sparkle saw many things in the human world. Twilight Sparkle brought some of them back. Whether what she decided to bring back was particularly useful or fitting of a Princess is another matter, but it seemed to have struck a chord with Equestria en masse.
A short, unplanned story written in a couple of hours. It is what it is. Inspired by Shellac Of North America.
You've been noticing a lingering shadow following you, and it's driving you to the brink of madness. It's almost like this strange being wants to remind you of something that you've worked hard to forget...
Everything should be all fun and games in Ponyville, but it's not. Not for you anyway. Not anymore. You've been noticing a lingering shadow following you, a strange ominous shape, and it's driving you to the brink of madness now. It's almost like this strange being wants to remind you of something that you desperately don't want to remember...
A man is found beaten to death. The weapon appears to be...hooves? The Equestrian Royal Intelligence Service cooperates with human law enforcement to solve the murder.
Spike embarks on a quest to defeat the hidden, the powerful, and the... strangely sexy Chrysalis. After defeating her with something other than his sword, they begin a secret relationship, causing Twilight to stalk him during his nightly rendezvous.
While exploring Canterlot Castle, Pinkie and Rainbow Dash uncover a room filled with stone tablets connected to dials. Above each dial is the name of an alicorn. These couldn't possibly control an alicorn's power, could they?
While exploring Canterlot Castle, Pinkie Pie and Rainbow Dash uncover a room filled with stone tablets connected to dials. Above each dial is the name of an alicorn they know.
These old things couldn't possibly control an alicorn's power, could they?
You finally gather the strength to inform a certain yellow pegasus that you possess feelings for her.
Fluttershy has always struck you as the most down-to-earth, beautiful, and angelic of ponies. No other has captured your heart like she has. But of course, she doesn't know that. In this particular encounter with the dainty, timid mare, you finally confess feelings, and things go a place you never could've dreamed.
For a change of pace, the Cutie Mark Crusaders spend a day with their big sisters: just not the ones they were born with. This is Scootaloo's day...
Scootaloo might be no good at sums, but she knows Scootaloo plus scooter equals the fastest, awesomest, most attention-grabbing-est thing on the ground.
She also knows Applejack minus anyone actually fun to be with equals one really lame time.
And yet, spending a day with the Apple farmer and her broader Apple family seems strangely attractive to her. They might not be the most exciting of ponies, (and when it comes to cool, they're certainly the most clueless), but they have something Scootaloo really, really wants. Deep down. Something she keeps coming back for.
Not that she's going to admit it. Cos that would be seriously lame.
