With Princess Cadence and Prince-Captain Shining Armor out on a date together, Thorax is charged with caring for their darling filly. Which means tonight is the perfect time for important things like pouncing lessons, complete with live guards to surprise!
After confronting her evil compatriots for making far too much noise, Chrysalis is annoyed by Cozy Glow's antics. She accuses the filly of being a useless villain... a notion that the pegasus decides to disabuse the queen of - with Tirek's help.
Set after the episode Frenemies.
Chrysalis is annoyed by her evil 'frenemies'. The brawny centaur and the bratty little pegasus had been far too loud for her liking - the pair are always chatting and working out together. Not only does this prevent Chrysalis from enjoying her usual solo scheming time, but they are also acting dangerously friendly - something that could result in the two being infected by the Magic of Friendship.
Chrysalis confronts Tirek about why he even tolerates the annoying and precocious filly - her only real 'skills' included: ...being small.
But quickly, the changeling queen is confronted by Cozy, who is sure that she can prove her worth to the chitinous overlord. The pink pegasus challenges the queen to a wager - one that will involve Tirek as well...
Can she slake the changeling's love thirst?
Yes!
A big thanks to Freglz for some fantastic proofing and editing... check out his stuff!
Based on the NSFW gif by nonny on DB: derpi booru.org/2069217
Warning! Contains: foalcon / MF / FF All characters in my stories are ten million years old or older in Earth years
Woke up in a cage in the middle of nowhere. Learned how to fly and now in prison for assaulting the local Princess. What could possibly go wrong?
I woke up in a cage in the middle of nowhere, was saved and now in a prison called a "Foster Home." I accidentally crashed into the local princesses room after breaking the sound barrier, (Not sure how), after being chased across the country by the local military. One of them I kicked on the way out. I think her name was... Spitfire. Oh, well... No, wait. She's in charge of my prison! Nooooooo!
Warning, spoilers in the comments. This now has a Sequal! So check out Song's of Hawkfire
Added Tags: Crossover. Adventure. Dark. And updated tags.
Featured on Aug 9, 2016! Even if was for a few hours. That was nice Featured again #2 on Oct 16 2016...somehow. Featured-3oct172016 Featured-30 Nov 2016
A machine built for exploring new worlds and preparing them for possible coloization. A land of magic and friendship that has not seen the blight of war in over a thousand years. This is what happens when the two come crashing together.
.........Um, hello, my name is Doctor Daniel Phillips, and I am the lead scientist overseeing the Gateway Project, one of the most cutting-edge technologies in existence today. With it, we can open wormholes to worlds far beyond the reach of conventional space travel, and even into other dimensions if we can work out the right frequency. As of late we have discovered over a dozen habitable worlds that have been slated for colonization, but as of yet no signs of intelligent life. Yet I hold out hope that one day we might find such a world, however remote, and put our best foot forward in opening relations with our new galactic neighbors. Yet not all of the planets we find are poppies and roses, so instead of sending in humans to explore them, we have these little babies.
Oh, right, you can't see me because this is an audio-only feed. My mistake. Well, I guess I'll just have to explain it to you. These cybernetic wolves, known in our group as the Mech Hounds, are outfitted with the most advanced computers in the world, along with some of the most cutting-edge robotics and weapons money can buy. Now right at the moment we only have a dozen of these little critters, but don't let that fool you. Each of these little babies carries enough firepower to level a small town, although it would take them a couple days to do so if they were working alone. They also have the programing to work out almost any situation in a matter of seconds, although they still have many of the logic problems that most computers face when confronted with something that does not fit within the established parameters of their programming. Yet, regardless of their possible shortcomings, they do the heavy lifting upon initial exploration where humans cannot, dealing with threats as they see fit in order to assess the habitability of a planet for human use. I could tell you more, but that would be breaking protocol.
So, without further ado, I'll turn you over to our logistics specialist, who will be happy to tell you all about how these little babies are going to change the world, or rather, worlds, that humanity has come to call home.................
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This is a story that delves into the boundary between life and machine, where AI is something that has only been dreamed of, even with the most advanced computers available. Then again, these machines have never encountered magic before, so who knows what might happen. I guess you'll just have to read the book to find out for yourself.
In Equestria, the world has changed due to a wolf, Shadow, who was once human. He was given a deal. A deal for a new life, in exchange, he would steal the Elements of Harmony. He meets a little filly, and a Princess who will effect his story greatly.
In Equestria, the world has changed due to a wolf, Shadow, who was once human. He was given a deal. A deal for a new life, in exchange, he would steal the Elements of Harmony. He meets a little filly, who he calls his daughter and a Princess he calls his love. As days go by, he gets further and further away from his goal. With M watching his every move, he is forced to play by his games. Betrayal, suspicions, and enemies will rise. Shadow must choose which side is truly righteous and which is evil.
A strange creature arrives in Ponyville and the Apples have taken it upon themselves to keep it as a pet, despite Twilight's cautious words.
A human has arrived in Ponyville that the Apples dubbed, "Anonymous." Twilight is worried he might be dangerous. They know nothing about him after all. However, the Apples still treat him like a common pet, until he begins mimicking speech.
There's a reason why Celestia never uses her true power.
Celestia has never used her full power.
Ever.
But that might be about to change. Chrysalis has contacted her and requested a meeting out in the middle of nowhere. Celestia expects a trap. In fact, she's hoping for it.
Featured: Because you guys are way too nice to me. Thank you all!
Chose! Live forever ignorant, or die and see eternity. Angelo Gordon may never see the completion of his lifework, this realization causes him to jump into the still unfinished portal-project, only to awake in a world far beyond his comprehension.
If you could choose, would you rather live forever and stay ignorant, or would you like to see eternity even if it means your death?
An innocent question causes Angelo Gordon to doubt, what should have been the culmination of his lifework. A fit of Thanatophobia later, and he finds himself in a strange world that seems to defy everything he ever learned, and suddenly existentialistic terror is the least of his worries, as he struggles for bare survival.
This is a story about a human who is hailed as the Monkey King by the Zebras and has somehow, SOMEHOW accomplished in recreating the Persian Empire, with nothing but his wits, unpredicatlbe antics and stupid luck.
(Sex tag just for references, suggestions and dialog. Gore for the later parts of this fic)
(Cover art by me and still under construction)
Well this is something. Greetings fellow peoples or whoever else finds and reads this story. Let me introduce myself, I am simply know as THE MONKEY KING. The king of what you may ask? Well, the king of the Zebras to be precise, or even better, the King of the Achaemidien EMPIRE.
How you may ask? Well to be honest, I have no bloody idea myself. One moment I was simply making myself some coffee just like every morning, and then the next thing I know I get zapped away from my home, reappear out of nowhere in the middle of Desert with both my Coffee and pajamas still on me, followed up by some weird Voodoo prophecy made by the Zebra Shamans about the arrival of an ancient Monkey King who is going to re-unite all the fractured Zebra tribes to once again reform the Zebra Kingdom of old.
That was a mouthful.
That's not all, I went even further then that and somehow, SOMEHOW, managed to take this kingdom and shape it into THIS worlds version of the Persian Empire, thanks to my genius, silly antics, and stupid luck.
Oh and Celly face and Lulu face now see me and my new empire as threat to Equestria itself . Accusing me of "expanding my empire too rapidly" Ooooooooh
All of it accomplished with just one good mug filled with coffee...I mean the mug itself by the way, not the coffee.
This job requires more coffee than it's been medically proven to be unhealthy.
(Also FEATURED in the day this story was released 1/9/2017 I must be cheating the system somehow)
The Sparkle family has a very special way of sharing their love for one another. The zeppelin trip seemed like the perfect occasion for a good hard family loving, but with Star Tracker around Twilight has to change her plans. Or does she?
Every family has their own little quirks, their own little ways of showing how much they love each other. The Sparkle household is no exception.
Twilight has been looking forward to the zeppelin cruise, she can't wait to have some quality time with her parents, her brother, her sister in law and her cute little niece. She has planned the whole trip down to the last detail, including a very special night of family bonding. It has been so long since the last time, Twilight could just explode in anticipation!
But, as always, things don't go as planned. Thanks to a meddling minotaur, Twilight misses out on all the family fun, too busy trying to please everypony else. What's worse, now that Star Tracker has been made an honorary member of the Sparkle family, Twilight has to give up on the second event she was looking forward to the most.
Or, does she?
This story will contain: incest orgy, wife sharing, a very special first time for a lucky stallion, anatomically correct equine parts, mild cum-inflation, and impregnation. There will be no foalcon, just to be clear.
Thank you anon26182 for proofreading this mess! His helpfulness is only surpassed by his love for cheesy puns!
I dedicate this story to Kanashiipanda and his kinky depictions of the Sparkle family (check out kanashiipandaverse on derpibooru) truly an inspiration to us all!
Two zoology majors Chris and Keon got separated during a class trip into Amazonia. They soon find themselves stranded in Equestria.
Chris and Keon are two zoology majors that get separated from their class after following what Chris believed to be an undiscovered species of bird, during a trip into the Amazon rainforest.
Finding themselves stuck in a pit, they discover an ancient ruin adorned with murals and statues of what they believed to be ponies. They soon realize that the bird in question was the orchestrator of their fate, as they’re brought to what they are certain is their deaths.
Waking up, they are not only separated from each other, but in a new land entirely. Will they take this opportunity to learn about creatures only ever seen in legend, or will they be too busy being studied themselves?
Rated teen for sexual themes, crude humor, mild drug use. (Edited by DF)
Alright, I won't complain. I got what I wanted. I did visit Equestria. Being stranded here was not on my list though. And with the things running around, how I'm running around... I'm really not feeling good about this.
I've got mistakes to fix, dreams to live and so little sanity to spare... Eh, I'll manage.
When Starlight is left alone with Spike for the weekend, some deep-seated feelings threaten to surface. That may not be such a bad thing.
Starlight Glimmer has been pining after Spike for some time. Maybe it had been due to how comfortable she felt around him. Maybe all the times he'd been there for her. Maybe it had been a long time coming. Regardless, she was in love with Spike, and those feelings have started aching for something more than friendship.
Now, if only Starlight could get her act together and stop worrying, they might both be able to make the best of their situation.
While this story is more of a romantic tale with sex rather than a straight up clopfic, sex will indeed happen in the future. It will contain: Slow-paced romantic development, emotional instrospection, hemipenes, and cooking.
This story takes place in the future, when Spike is nice and legal, so don't worry about that.
Across the universe, two minds meet. One on Equestria, and one on Earth.
Worlds apart, Princess Celestia's dream comes into contact with a human on Earth. To her, he's a handsome stallion with a funny accent. To him, she's a gorgeous woman ruling an odd kingdom. As they go to sleep each night, they dream of each other and a bond develops that neither one expected, only to be tested as things begin to change on Earth.
Some years after Cozy Glow was turned to stone, Princess Twilight decides to attempt reformation again.
Not too far from the Castle is a small statue garden, filled with villains whose friendship problem was unsolvable, even for Twilight.
The least of these is Cozy Glow.
Twilight finally decides to show mercy and to make one more attempt at reformation; however, knowing that the problem is beyond her, she entrusts it to a younger princess.
Anon, down on his luck and in desperate need of a job, is offered employment by Filthy Rich. Let's just hope he's cut out for the position...
After Anonymous finds himself in Equestria, he discovers that, much like in his homeland, he's going to need to find a means of income. Down on his luck, with impending bills and an empty fridge, he's given a curious offer by a stallion named Filthy Rich. The job doesn't sound too bad either, just watch and tutor his daughter while helping out around their house. How hard could looking after one little filly be, right?
Kinks include: Foalcon, Femdom, Oral, Teasing, Blackmail, Dirty Talk, and Pet Play
What do you do if you are the Admin of a world of ponies? Use your power on a whim obviously, or don't I guess.
A guy named Dante gets Administrator privileges on a Minecraft server and discovers a broken plugin while doing server development. The next day he wakes up in a curious new world with all his admin abilities. Will he make friends, or will the ponies fear his power? His appearance will change history. Whether the change is good or bad is up to him to decide.
A simple guy inherits the leadership of a small changeling hive and is woefully unprepared for the responsibilities thrust upon him. Yeah, he did volunteer for it, but how was he supposed to know that some dreams are real?
Tyler is your typical desk jockey; works at a desk all day, then plays games at a desk all night.
But when he accepts the duty of leading a small changeling hive in a dream, he finds himself woefully unprepared for the responsibilities thrust upon him.
Yeah, he did volunteer for it, but how was he supposed to know that some dreams are real?
Anon decides to adopt a filly and record his experience as a Dad in a journal to do something with his life in Equestria. Except, being a father is hard work and comes at a great personal sacrifice. This is his quest to become a good father.
