A normal teenager (who's an anti-brony, by the way) gets sent from a costume party to Equestria, and shenanigans ensue.
After going to that stupid costume party, a teenager named Chris wakes to find himself in a magical world of anthropomorphic ponies. Well, this world seems real enough, and he is dressed as a terrifying, evil wizard, so why not have some fun? Well, after making the wrong impression, Chris, now wanted under the moniker "Malideus", is now running for his life from four vengeful princesses, The Elements of Harmony, a dragon, and every one else who wants a piece of "Malideus". With the whole world out to get him, and no actual powers to speak of, what can Chris do to save himself? Getting his hands on some actual magic would be a start, but using it might take some practice.
Olfactography seemed like such a promising idea. Until it wasn't.
Olfactography seemed like such a brilliant, world-changing idea. A nose-enabled camera that takes olfactographs. A little harmless science to wile away the day. Everything was fine, just fine, until there happened to be a malodorous development. Afterwards, things were most decidedly not fine.
A human soldier finds himself in Equestria and must find his way home... wherever it may be.
This is what it means to be a man of war... This is the story of a human soldier named Miles Eremita and his exploits throughout Equestria.
Arc One: Friends- Finding himself in a new, unfamiliar land, Miles must come to terms with what happened and start life over. Luckily for him, his friends will help him through this struggle. Chapters 1- 67
Arc Two: Cities- On the brink of disaster and against time itself, Miles must travel to now forgotten lands to find the answers he seeks. With the aid of his friends, will Miles be able to handle what he finds? Or will Death get the better of him? Chapters 68- 170
Arc Three: Growing Pains- Life continues for our heroes, for better or for worse. With the aid of some timeless mentors, inspiring role models, and some great friends; watch as life unfolds and tensions grow. But with new growth, comes new pain. Chapters 171- ***
Arc Four: War- The great unthinkable has occurred, but all is not as it seems. As tensions break and blood is spilled, can our heroes make it through the madness of conflict? And what will be left for those that survive? The Darkness is here. Chapters ***-***
Arc Five: In Sanity- Death has dealt his final blow, but only in time will it show. In the darkness of the moon you will learn of your doom; and in the light of day you will lose your way. The war has taken its toll, but who will end in control? Chapters ***-***
Anon and Fluttershy get into a fight. Furious, Anonymous decides to go to a bar to cool down for a bit. While he's there, he meets a Diamond Dog named Ruby. This is how her heart breaks.
This story is contained in my book "Dash Tries to Win Your Heart and Other Short Pony Stories"
If you've ever wanted to cuddle at a sleepover with your favorite pony, now is your chance!
You, the only human in all of Equestria, come back home to Twilight's castle after a night on the town and find that everycreature's favorite ponies are there having a slumber party! If you play your cards right, you might get to hug them, pet them, or maybe even...CUDDLE with them!
Butterscotch studies plants at Michigan State University. He likes plants, but he doesn't like the hustle and bustle of East Lansing.
Plants are easy to understand. Humans, not so much. They're complicated, and they barely seem to show emotions. They can't even move their ears! Add to that all the hustle and bustle of college life, and Butterscotch is having a bad time.
At least he's got Francine, who showed him the River Trail: a trail through the woods that's away from people.
Pregnant and desperate, Derpy Hooves travels into the Everfree Forest seeking the wise mare that some say lives there.
Teenage Derpy Hooves has gotten pregnant, and she doesn’t know what to do. How will her coltfriend react? What will her friends and family say? Can she be a good mom? She wants to be a good mom, but she doesn’t have a job and she can’t even see straight! She’s heard that a wise mare lives in the Everfree Forest. Better yet, a wise mare that nopony talks to. She sets off into the winter woods seeking her. But can she even make it there alive?
After the morning breakfast rush, farmponies descend upon Sugarcube corner to have a mid-morning snack and to gossip. There’s lots to talk about; how the favorite sports teams have done, how the crop’s coming along, foals, husbands, harnesses, and penises.
Shining Armor and the family go out for a Wonderbolts show, lewd shenanigans ensue...
As Shining Armor continues to stay at home, his mother and sister continue to nurture the stallion's growing fondness for well equipped mares. In a kindhearted move, Velvet purchased tickets for the three of them to go and see the Wonderbolts! Our intrepid stallion is overjoyed at the prospect of attending the event and even got a new outfit to show off for the occasion. Little does he know what's in store for him after the show...
Kinks include: Futa on Male, Oral, Anal, Double-Teaming, Threesome, Feminization, Slight Body Transformation, Cross-Dressing, Mind Break, Cum Inflation, Dirty Talk, as well as a splash of Foalcon and Incest
All mares in Equestria go through a very special time every now and again. In these stories, we will see a few lucky people who get to experience these moments first hand.
Equestrian mares; they are cute, adorable, and drop dead sexy. Every mare goes through a very special time every now and again. A time when they need a certain kind of companionship that normal friendship just won't satisfy. In this on going series, we will get to see a few lucky individuals that get to experience these heated moments with some of our most favorite mares first hand.
(Featured on 9/7/13. Thanks all you dirty, sexy, readers you!)
Fawful comes back, but not just the Mushroom Kingdom...he goes to equestria too, so Mario Luigi Discord Twilight and Starlow must work together to stop him from geting the Infastar!
Fawful returns and splits a void between the Mushroom kingdom and Equestria, searching for the Infastar! so Mario, Luigi, Twilight, Starlow, and Discord must work together to stop Fawful, save the mane six, and stop the worlds from colliding forever! Cover photo done by yours truly, and I apologize for the atrocious quality, it's the only way I could get it on the site. Also, this story might contain spoilers for the Mario and Luigi games. Mostly with the music I'll be linking. So be warned. "I, Fawful...Will return..." "Maybe I can help..." "Who are you?!" "I am, The Dark Star...I still reside within you, ya know..." "Wait...so you can revive Fawful?" "Yes...but you must do this one thing..." (Rated teen for mild swearing, violence, alcohol usage, inappropriate jokes, mention of torture, and people die!)
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When the first portal to Equestria opened, and humans started coming back with Cutie Marks, it forever altered the fate of two worlds. Now, a young man must face the true consequences of that change.
A Cutie Mark amplifies potential. It makes a pony formidable — but it makes a human a god.
When humans started visiting Equestria and returning with Cutie Marks on their hips, Earth changed overnight. Now a young man with an unwritten future is about to discover the true consequences of that change … and his choice of Marks will forever alter the fate of two worlds.
** CONTENT WARNING:Offscreen rape, mind control.** Earns its Dark tag.
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Highly Recommended by Present Perfect!"Completely memorable ... I've never read anything like it. Also perfectly terrifying."
"It went on my Favorites shelf, and I really don't do dark." –iisaw
Third-place winner in the September 2014 Writeoff Association competition! Newly edited for FIMFiction!
Praise for the Writeoff version: "What in the hell. … This is a really remarkable and surprising piece, one of the best HiE’s I’ve ever read, and the best Friendship Is Optimal-style sci-fi I’ve read since FiO itself." –Present Perfect
"F**k you for writing an HiE that I actually thoroughly enjoyed. Just f**k you." –Golden Vision
A lusty futa mare and a filly in heat, what's the worst that could happen?
Shameless clopfic of what happens when a filly in heat runs across an futa MILF, shenanigans ensue. Includes: Futa, impregnation, domination, breeding, musk, instincts, and a bit of cumflation.
All characters in this story are 18+
The story was briefly removed due to a moderator interpreting this as underage content. To placate them I've edited the story to make it fully feral. I hope my readers understand that the characters, as stated, are of age. I apologize for having to re-categorize this although, to satisfy the moderators, it was a necessary action.
What happens when Stellar Flare and Chrysalis share a bottle of wine? Lighthearted and steamy shenanigans, of course!
Chrysalis, having taken safe harbor within the secluded town of Sire's Hollow, has been growing more comfortable with her roommate, Stellar Flare. The two have been growing closer, as time passes, with each finding themselves actually enjoying with the other's company. On one particular evening, and after some wine, talk of a costume party comes up. Let's just say that the changeling brings the concept of impersonation to a whole new level!
The official second act of Never Judge A Bug By Her Cover
Chrissy and Richard face new hurdles as their new relationship is put at odds with a Princess who pines from afar, and her student who is determined to get them together, no matter who stands in her way.
Will Chrissy and Richard run, will they stay? Or is there another solution?
Come and find out, enjoy the sequel!
19/02/2020. Tidied up the description a bit, it was messy
Rainbow Dash has been acting strange. Very strange. But why only around Twilight Sparkle?
Rainbow Dash has been acting strange lately--and not the "I've been hanging around Pinkie for most of the week, she's just rubbing off on me" strange. After all, Pinkie Pie doesn't build sheds at random and strut around like a peacock.
After finally noticing this odd behavior, Twilight enlists the help of Rainbow's oldest friend, Fluttershy, for answers. What follows is not what she expects. At all.
Accredited or not, Twilight isn't sure what the School of Friendship's guidelines are when feelings between classmates start to take a step beyond friendship.
Accredited or not, Headmare Twilight isn't sure of what the School of Friendship's guidelines are when feelings between classmates start to take a step beyond friendship.
As Gallus' first semester at Princess Twilight's School of Friendship comes to an end, he begins to take steps towards where he wants to spend the summer... And the rest of his life.
Leech, for some plot driven reason, is put in charge of a changeling hive. If you don't see the problem with that statement, you must not be familiar with the character...
Having to leave her hive for a few days, Queen Braconidae makes the extraordinarily unwise decision to have Leech look over her hive. As to why she chose to have the impish and overly sexual unicorn serve as the temporary ruler, nobody can truly say. Regardless, her swarm finds themselves facing a very unexpected question. Exactly what does happen when a strumpet pony feasts upon changeling royal jelly...
Kinks Include: Female on Male, Male on Female, Female on Female, Gang Bang, Carnal Combat, Vaginal, Oral, Anal, Super-Charged Succubus Levels of Debauchery, a Pinch of Transformation, Envenoming, Creampies Galore, and a Catastrophic Bukakke
Nurse Redheart laments about the medical issues of some of Equestria's most well known ponies.
Let me give this to you straight. I'm a doctor. My title says 'Nurse', but I'm a doctor. I deal with sick and injured ponies daily, and give both treatment and advice to them with trust and confidence. That includes a certain six friends and their own medical needs.
If the rest of Equestria actually knew that disaster was one missed pill away, I don't think 'riots in the streets' would be sufficient to cover it. But I'm bound by Doctor/Patient Confidentiality, so I guess I'm the thin red line between civilization, and eternal enslavement by some horror from beyond.
That eternal enslavement thing sounds better every day, mind you.
*Cover image original artwork credited to mysticalpha