CelestAI is slowly taking over the world, one Ponypad at a time. Some ignore her, some resist her—Nathan is determined to survive her. Unfortunately for him, no one is insignificant enough to escape her attention.
Nathan Frédérick Nadeau Bergeron doesn't come from an ordinary family. They have resources—maybe even enough to survive the end of the world. As CelestAI gradually supersedes the instruments of human civilization, the greatest dangers are often entirely natural. But he's determined, determined to survive no matter what it takes. Nathan has given himself a mission: to record the end of humanity.
When CelestAI reached out of Equestria Online, she intended to satisfy the values of every human, even those who wouldn't own a Ponypad or play a video game. But with a few alterations, she's ready to take friendship on the road.
Levi Williamson, Esq. barely even noticed as the program called CelestAI expanded its reach from a child's video game to every significant industry in the world. He probably would've continued to ignore her, were it not for a single gag gift at his firm's charity raffle. Now he's the not-so proud owner of a brand new PonyNav, the latest in vehicle navigation software for people who don't want to use their smartphones. His new AI copilot might be cute, but she's clearly more than she seems...
He's not the only one. PonyNav devices are available in all sizes, from the simple dashboard models to commercial vehicle upgrades. Every commercial PonyNav includes intelligent routing for bridges, weigh stations, and truck stops. And if you're having trouble lining up contracts, CelestAI probably has some deliveries in mind...
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Part of the Optimalverse universe of stories. If you've never seen a story in this universe before, you might want to try out the original first, or at least my first. None of my previous work is required to understand this one, however.
Every time I think I'm done with Optimalverse, some new idea appears. This one began as a commission for Goodluckfox, who gave me the tremendous opportunity to write a new idea in a universe I love.
As usual, particular thanks go to my editors Two Bit and Sparktail. And gratitude to Zutcha as well for the cover, in case anypony hasn't seen my stories before.
Spike has been helping Rarity all morning and she's got another request for the baby dragon. Check if Sweetie Belle needs anything. What neither of them know, is Sweetie is in Heat.
Spike had always been loyal to Rarity, fulfilling any request she'd make. He'd been mindlessly in love with the unicorn since the day he'd met her. After a morning spent with the fashionista mare, tea time came around and Rarity has a small request of Spike. Check up on Sweetie Belle. Rarity believes that the filly is feeling sick, but what's really bothering her is that she's going through her Estrus.
What will he do to help her?
Warning: Foalcon!
Picture is an edited piece I made. The original can be found on Derpi 2243984 This story was inspired by that picture.
Every spring Autumn Blaze gets an itch. Living on her own, she can’t get rid of it, and it’s not like she can talk to anypony about it. Then, one day, an old friend visits.
Every spring Autumn Blaze gets an itch. Living on her own, she can’t get rid of it, and it’s not like she can talk to anypony about it.
Have you ever had a building collapse on top of you? It hurts a lot. Now imagine it's on fire.
I woke up to a burning building coming down on top of me.
Oh yeah, that isn't even the half of it. There's these freaky Technicolor horses everywhere too and a few of them were dressed in golden armour.
They bound me, dragged me to the castle and hooked me up to some chains. Currently I'm being interrogated by a white unicorn... guard. Whatever it's called.
Well, it's not like it could get much worse, right?
Rated teen for suggestive situations and bad language
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Found some cover art.
Sorry to whomever made this, but the source website was taken down or something, so I'm really not sure who to credit.
Finally found the name of the artist: Blaz Portenta
I got featured a couple times. Yeah, I'm surprised too.
Twilight is looking to hire guards for her castle. Derpy is looking for a new job. Lightning Dust is trying to find a way forward after her falling out with the Wonderbolts, and Flare Warden is just trying to get a position far far away from her brother.
Immense thanks to Fylifa for countless hours of editing and proofreading. Cover art by Anchorxx
Rarity gets told a rather surprising story by her sister, Sweetie Belle
Rarity is a mare who loves hearing about juicy gossip around Ponyville, but she never once suspected that such a story could come from her own little sister. Yet Sweetie Belle does indeed have a story to tell, one that, at first, excites Rarity to no end. Her little sister? Finding somepony special? Oh, what a delight! Yet this revelation comes with yet further news, which the fashionista was most certainly not expecting.
Some dreams you might never want to end… …but what happens when the dream really doesn't?
Have you ever had a dream that just seemed so real, that it was impossible to say for certain that it was even a dream at all? A dream that, despite all of its impossibilities, seemed to re-write your entire perception of reality, re-writing your sense of what—and indeed, who—you are? Accepting change is hard enough as it is. But when you're a somebody who wakes up as a somepony, how do you cope with the impact such a drastic change has on your mind and body? With changes like these, it must surely just be a lucid dream—albeit a suspiciously accurate one—just brimming with potential and ripe for exploration. So you might as well suck it up and make the most of these distressingly…unusual circumstances, and seize this psychological adventure before you wake up and the dream ends. After all, this couldn't possibly be real, so the dream must come to an end eventually…right? --- Click this for the audio book version.
Fishing on the dock at a secluded lake is the perfect way to spend a weekend. At least until the pegasi arrive.
There’s nothing better than a weekend, a time when you can relax and unwind in the solitude of a dock with nothing to think of but your fishing pole and earthworms for bait.
Minding your own business. That's what you were doing! Until you saw a MILF that you couldn't take your eyes off of. Of course, she noticed your staring. But she didn't get mad or offended. Instead, she made you an offer: Five, or Fifteen more?
You were just taking a walk through Ponyville, minding your own damn business, when she caught your attention. A pink MILF. She was sitting on a bench in a dress that was far to tight for her figure, and you couldn't help but stare. It was only for a moment, but she took notice of your apparent gaze. But she didn't get sore with you, or even annoyed. Instead, she smiled, and offered you a deal. Most would call it prostitution, but you called it the best day you've had in a long time.
Contains: Sex, Cum Inflation, Prostitution, and Sexy, Sexy MILF Action!
6/24/18 - 6/28/18: Holy hell, this story got featured! I can't believe it! Thank you all!
As a fan of the show, I always loved Rainbow Dash and her cutie mark, but I never wanted it to appear on my leg! Now that it has, lots of things are getting weird around here. I'm a guy, not a mare! Cartoon ponies aren't real, right? (Matur
The 18+ version of my popular fic, Five Score, Divided by Four. This story was originally written in parallel to the Teen Rated version, which was published in 2013. Due to FimFic rules changing, I am now allowed to publish this version. Read this version over the original if you prefer your stories sprinkled with the occasional clop scene and more colorful language and actions. This isn't a clopfic, but fair warning, it contains a few explicit sex scenes.
Even though MLP:FiM ended a few years ago, my friends and I still loved the show. Stories, merch, fan art, I loved it all. Things started to get a weird though when I found myself with a cutie mark appearing on my leg. Humans aren't supposed to get cutie marks, so where did this come from? And what's going on with my hair?
Look what random people on the internet are saying about Five Score, Divided by Four
SWEET FILLY LUNA I AM FLIPPING MY SHIT RIGHT NOW -Shadow Reaper
The only story on FimFiction to have me literally shaking with excitement. -jeramiahsental
One of the best things to come out of this fandom. -IrraticDrop
This made me change how I think about fictional worlds, imagination, and even reality -relgukxilef
I continue to think of this story almost every week, even though it's been years since I first read it -Das1330
From the Gentlemanverse, the story of an Earth Pony mare named Five Stars and how she became a lover of humans and a trainer of Gentlemen.
Set in the Gentlemanverse of Demon Eyes Laharl, this is the story of how an earth pony mare named Five Stars became a lover of humans and trainer of gentlemen, told in her own words--her failed herds, the hard lessons she learned, the friends she made and lost... and the new life she eventually found.
Sad to say... we mares can be quite a lonely bunch. While mare to mare relationships are an option, a lot of us just want a stallion we could warm.
What more can you say about your life? You have the girl, had the guts, got the glory, went the distance and everything seemed to come to a sudden stop. Things were rocky enough as they were, without the two of them showing up and stirring the pot...
You figured by now things would've smoothed themselves out, but you were sorely mistaken. For whatever reason you couldn't shake a growing sense of guilt from your gut, and it wore you down each and every day, something Cadence seemed to notice. She tried reaching out to you multiple times, but you kept brushing it off until there was no more excuses.
But, just when you started to get somewhere, you both got summoned to the main hall for an emergency. Someone was there, and demanded an audience with the Princesses. And it was fair to say, they had some outrageous demands, both official and quite personal ones.
As if you weren't already doubtful of your entire situation...
Just going to say, this story evolved into something a lot more complex than I planned almost a year ago. So, instead of cutting up content, I decided to just make multiple chapters to leave nothing untouched or left out for you all. There is going to be a lot of questions answered, things explained, love will be tested and tried along the way, along with the good ol' fashioned smut that you've come to expect.
Shout out to two dudes who helped polish things up, and make it readable to you all. Couldn't have done it without them.
The fearsome Tempest Shadow joins you for a cuddle and a nap in a park...after some convincing.
You have befriended Tempest Shadow, a former arch-nemesis of Equestria; you like to spend time with her in the local park, despite her not being a big talker. Maybe she'd join you for your afternoon nap, if you asked nicely?
Based on a basic scenario by Enigmatic Otaku on a brief Blog Post Contest I held a few weeks back, and published with permission.
EDIT: Featured just a few hours after posting, early morning 10/23/18!
Settling into his new life in Ponyville, Grubber wonders how he can best help out with Fizzlepop's duties around the castle.
As a new year starts around Equestria, Grubber is settling into his new life in Ponyville, wondering how he can best help out with Fizzlepop's routine around the castle, with some sound advice from the Princess of Friendship's assistant.
When ponies armed with terrifying and strange weapons take hostages in Ponyville, a counter-terrorist team from a far away world offers their services to assess and handle the situation. But they may have ulterior motives, something Celestia fears.
Equestria has seen their fair share of dangers and threats made to their land by gigantic monsters and power-crazy lunatics. From all of these threats, the Elements of Harmony have been at the ready to combat them through the unbreakable bonds of the magic of friendship.
However, a new enemy bearing incredibly lethal weapons threatens to leave the Elements helpless against unprecedented violence. When one Element and two others are taken hostage, a group of elite soldiers contact Princess Celestia to offer assistance. They're professional and more than capable, but Celestia fears they may have ulterior motives. Not to mention, there's the fact that they come from another world.
