MLP: FiMComedySlice of LifeSpikeBerry Punch
Berry Punch likes to be the first one at the punch bowl. However, this time, someone beat her to it.
Special thanks to ChappedPenguinLips for editing.
MLP: FiMSexComedyRandomCelestiaSunset Shimmer
Princess Celestia has something to tell Sunset Shimmer.
Something about her parents.
It's nothing strange at all.
Yep.
Rated Teen and Sex for a very brief mention of how babies are made.
MLP: FiMAdventureComedyRandomHumanZecoraOCMain 6
Okay, I don't know if anyone can hear this, or read this, or whatever, but I'm trying my best to use Pinkie Pie's legendary fourth-wall-breaking powers to try and get a message out.
If you can hear this, I need help. I'm in Equestria, and man, this is strange. But I'm also stuck in Pinkie Pie's body, for some reason.
Yes, it's just as weird as it sounds. And now, I need your help... because all the ponies in this town think I'm crazy!
MLP: FiMMLP: ComicSexProfanityComedyDramaSlice of LifeAlt. UniverseOCCadanceMain 6
The Crystal Heart has been broken, and the ancient evil imprisoned inside has been released from the crystal prison, surely to wreak vengeance on those who had imprisoned her. The Mane Six are right on the scene and prepared for an inevitable fight to defend their homeland and loved ones.
Only for Luxure, the goddess of lust who was trapped in the heart, to give up almost instantly.
Very bewildered, the Mane Six question the supposedly evil goddess why she would do this.
Kind of my attempt at a deconstruction of typical MLP villain ambition and behavior. Also considered my return to trying to write as I've been out of it for a while.
Alternate Universe tag obviously for the inclusion of an OC, and the fact that "The Crystalling" doesn't happen in this continuity. Sex tag for minor sex jokes and implications.
MLP: FiMProfanityRandomSlice of LifeHumanTwilightOCStarlight Glimmer
Rick, a very enthusiastic human, meets Twilight, a curious pony who wants to know his name.
Rick isn't having any of it.
A shitpost written in a hour. Will be updated semi-regularly to springboard me into writing actively. Criticism appreciated, except from Mike White, because he's above this story.
Edited and inspired by FamousLastWords.
Now with an audio reading by StraightToThePointStudio! (Currently CH1 & First part of CH2)
MLP: FiMSexProfanityRomanceComedyPornHumanDJ P0N-3Shining ArmorMain 6
Due to unforeseen powers a young male human is brought into the world of Equis as a hermaphrodite unicorn with his memories in tact. What awaits this young and very attractive mare with a secret between her legs? This will contain swearing and clop but the sexy side isn't crucial to the plot so you don't need to read it. Hope you enjoy. (I've had to re upload this as it disappeared for some reason 
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MLP: FiMSexProfanityRomanceComedySlice of LifeHumanOCMain 6
21 year old male is now a 21 year old Hermaphrodite living in the high society of Canterlot and she's fed up with the place and decides to move.
I don't see many story based hermaphrodite on this website. This is my first ever story so please be honest if I'm doing a bad job and I hope you enjoy it. .Also warning there will be CLOP in this but it wont be critical to the story, just side stuff so you can skip it you wish. Also SWEARING will be included.
If anyone is curious as to why the Prologue is a different date then the others, I edited the content as it was a poor excuse for an intro. Anyway, enjoy the fic. 
Rover the Diamond Dog has been pack leader for years now, protecting the Diamond Dogs near Ponyville from all manner of threats. He’s made mistakes, such as the time he thought it would be a good idea to kidnap a unicorn to help find gems. But those mistakes don’t change his responsibilities—their pack has a sacred charge, one he will see fulfilled no matter what.
Takes place immediately following “Dog and Pony Show”
This story was inspired by this thread! Probably read the story first, because it’s going to completely spoil what this is about.
Pre-reading by the patient Bitera and Sparktail. Cover by Zutcha.
MLP: FiMHumanAlt. UniverseCelestiaLunaMain 6
When the Elements of Harmony defeated Discord, they did their job too well, and completely undid all of the things Discord directly did...
... Like send a subcontinent from earth into a pocket dimension so he could focus properly on his toys. And now Equestria has appeared on Earth.
Yet, neither side was completely ignorant of the other. On Earth, there was the show "My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic" and in Equestria there was the ever popular movie serial "The Dark World: Technology is Courage" which was a favorite of colts everywhere as well as the "Pumans".
And now both sides learn through an event that the other is real. Come join us as we watch as both sides learn to work and live together. And as they find out that events on their respective fiction was not as nice as it seemed as we widen the lenses of the view points...
A Round Robin created on SpaceBattles of which I am a participant and am posting with all their permission.
MLP: FiMSexRomanceRandomHumanAlt. UniverseOtherRoseluck
Your name is Rose, you're a simple pony with simple needs. Though, unlike those you walk among, you can say you're much more fearful of the unknown then they are. So when a human comes stumbling out of the woods you find yourself being deathly afraid, more so than you need to be.
While he makes friends with the populace, you hide under your bed thinking that he'll eat you alive. As he moves about you think about all the ponies he could possibly be hurting...
But when the two of you cross paths for a second time you realize that maybe the thought of him hunting a pony no... hunting YOU wouldn't be so bad.
His teeth, eyes, his looming figure that seems to blot out the sun when he stands over you, instead of fear you feel... excitement?
Warning: A unique fetish I call "Flower Clopping" is made apparent in this story
Warning: Predator on Prey Fetish is made apparent in this story.
MLP: FiMSexRomanceHumanOCFleur de Lis
Fleur de Lis is devastated after learning of Fancypants' betrayal of their love. Jason Winters is a human in an unfamiliar land, and fate has a funny way of bringing even the most opposite people together, but can a pony and human really find love and comfort in each other?
Thanks to kalash93 and Shachza for editing and proofreading. They make my writing not suck.
MLP: FiMSexSlice of LifePornQuibble PantsWind Sprint
Quibble Pants was excited to go see the movies with his family, finally getting to spend some quality time with all three of them together. However, when Wind Sprint was already a day into her heat, he didn’t know if that was such a good idea now.
Clear Sky was insistent to stick with the plans and even more insistent for him to take care of the filly. He just didn’t expect to be doing so in the middle of a theater. He just hoped nopony was watching.
This story was written for the Foal Party July theme.
Tags: Foalcon, Semi-incest, M/F, Public Place
MLP: FiMSlice of LifeHumanOCOther
Cammy and Scrim are a husband-and-wife team of window washers in New York City. They’re fast and friendly, and best of all they don’t need ladders or fall arrest gear to do their jobs.
Now with a reading by StraightToThePointStudio!
MLP: FiMAdventureDramaSadRainbow DashScootalooMain 6Changelings
Rainbow Dash, best pony, fastest flier in Equestria, all around awesome mare, was called upon to help with the wedding of her friend's big brother. And hey, she never leaves her friends hanging! Of course, when it turned out some kind of bug thing had replaced the bride, Rainbow was more then ready to fight. Heck, even after it seemed all hope was lost, the pegasus refused to give up.
So when she saw Shining Armor charge up a final spell, she smirked.
But when that spell reached her and flung her against the wall, her smirk devolved into shock...
Cover art is a combination of Deception is Magic vector by Helios and Sonic Rainboom Version One by SkyRings.
MLP: FiMSexSadSlice of LifeHumanRarity
Sometimes, we could all use a drink, a little self-pampering, and a release from our daily stresses. Rarity gets all three.
MLP: FiMSexProfanityPornGallusSandbar
Gallus and Sandbar decide to have a little competition: a race to the finish. Except in this race, the winner comes last (though both parties leave sticky and satisfied). Taking things slowly doesn't come naturally to either of them, but they adapt, and sprints become jogs become marathons. Which of them will have the stamina to outlast the other to the final round and claim the grand prize?
If you're not into masturbation and edging, you should leave now, and I apologize that the above innuendo wasn't clear, lol.
MLP: FiMRomanceSlice of LifeHumanRainbow Dash
It's winter, you and Rainbow are having some fun in the snow when some bitch ass branch falls on her, meaning you have to take her back to your place, where you find out about Rainbows feelings for you.
MLP: FiMRomanceDarkSadOCChangelings
Young Nictis had one dream: to serve his hive by becoming an Infiltrator, the most vital and vaunted role a changeling could aspire to. To hide in plain sight among the other species, blending in, while gathering the vital emotional energies that fueled his people. Few were deemed worthy of the dangerous job. He was one of the few nymphs selected for training, in the hopes that one of them would develop the skills needed to be entrusted with such a treacherous task.
But when a training expedition ends in tragedy, Nictis finds himself thrust into the role not to serve his hive and people, but to preserve his own life. Separated from the hive, alone, he must put what little training he has to the test. He must blend in with the hive's greatest source of food, and its most dangerous enemy: the ponies of Equestria.
(This story takes place in the same continuity as Fragments, but stands on its own. Reading that story isn't necessary for this one.)
Resident EvilMLP: FiMRomanceDarkAdventureCrossoverHumanRainbow DashSelf Insert
It's a horrible city filled with monsters, horrible and deadly monsters. And an unlikely duo by the name of Dustin and Rainbow Dash will have to come together if they want to get out alive and escape this hell, known as Raccoon City.
As these two try to escape... one question rings through our heroes' minds.
Why me?
Huge thanks to Alex_ for the coverart 
Thank you so much buddy!
Feature Lite: 1/23/2018
Feature Regular: 2/15/2018
Here it is, since early 2014, it's finally been set free. Honestly, this story is... something important to me, something cathartic if you will, something I needed to get done, something that I should have gotten done years ago but let my own problems with self loathing and just general disregard for shit get in the way. Regardless... here it is, I hope you all enjoy.
Many a young stallion wanders Equestria, searching for himself and taking up odd jobs along the way. A cranberry bog and a mare named Foxberry might be one stallion's destiny . . . there's only one little thing that might keep them apart.
Cranberries are delicious, but they come at a terrible cost.