What happens when a middle age brony wakes up in the body of a foal? And when no one believes him?
Have you ever woken up somewhere you don't recognize? I have, once before. This time was not all that different. Headache? Check. Dry mouth? Check. Upset stomach? Check. Hooves? Uhm, that one is new.
Hi, I'm Bruce and I'm 32. Currently, I'm in a light blue Earth Pony foal's body no one has ever seen before. The rest of Equestria thinks I'm 9 and something really traumatic happened to me. It doesn't help I swear like a sailor and I could really go for a smoke right about now. I just hope that the Everfree Forest, rampaging monstrosities, evil dark abominations against God and the Cutie Mark Crusaders don't kill me before I have just one last drag.
Oh, and ponies are hella creepy when you really think about it. Geez.
A little comedy side project. EDIT: HAHA Main project. More characters to be added if I get that far. Categories might be refined as I write. Entire thing is unplanned except vaguely. Don't Expect excessive cursing to be written out, just hinted at. Oh, and as the character is a 30-ish year old in the body of a 9 year old, sexual jokes might exists but sex itself will not occur.
Special thanks to user Momomojito for the awesome-tastic picture! First fanart, I'm so HAPPY. I've gotten more since then! I should collect it all here.Collected!
Guys wait, you’re actually horny? I thought you were just joking...
Your name is Anon and you are a human living in a society run by ponies.
You have no human friends—probably because you’re the only one. But that’s all right, you’ve got some pony friends and they’re pretty groovy. You just wish they’d tone down the ironic erotic energy they constantly exuded while around you.
I mean. There’s no way they were really that sexually charged, at least towards you. Right?
A land of magic, filled with all manner of creatures great and small. When a being from far off finds it to have hit a wall another is sent to stir up the waters. Luckily having the powers of a dragon help in that regard.
A letter sits upon a table where it had not just a moment before. A golden glow lifts it as it unfurls in front of the reader.
Let us see here, how to begin?
Well, I suppose the best way to do so is with introductions. I am Prometheus and while I was, as one might say, tied up for quite some time I noticed your world. I have to say it's quite interesting, but unfortunately stagnant as well. So Miss Celestia I, being the patron of progress that I am, have sent someone your way. He is not a creature native to your world, a species I personally have a great deal of interest in, they're ambitious little scamps. I am bestowing a gift upon him as I send him, one he will in time learn to master. It is my hopes he brings progress to your world, but as the past has proven on many an occasion the best intentions can at times have the worst effects. We'll just have to see how it goes won't we.
Sincerely, Prometheus
Ha, not as smart as the bastard thinks he is. I managed to snag the paper from him. So "Miss Celestia" my name is Coal and apparently I'm supposed to stir up some dirt. I'll admit I know just as much as to what is going on as you do, but if he's the Prometheus I'm thinking of, things might be a little more complicated than he'd let us believe. Crap, he's coming back. Ummm... Why did I just waste time writing Ummm?
Winter is coming... I'm disappointed with myself if that's the best I can come up with.
Having been returned to the School of Friendship, by Twilight Sparkle, Anon tries to put his past deeds behind him, but there's a catch...
After a comical series of unforeseen scandals, Anon finds himself back in the School of Friendship. Mercifully, Twilight Sparkle, the Princess of Friendship and Dean of the School, is willing to forgive him. Sure, he may have plowed a number of students, caused a friendship problem, and caused some property damage, but it wasn't his fault. The ill-fated janitor is ready to put it all behind him and get on with his life, so he agrees to the alicorn's terms. After all, what harm could having a roommate be?
A stallion on Princess Cadance's maid staff is chosen to be a teenage Flurry Heart's royal consort.
Filigree Feather is a maid on Princess Cadance's staff. One day, his life changes when he is called in for a meeting with the Princess regarding her teenage daughter.
A RGRE (Reverse Gender Role Equestria) story.
Contains: Age regression (To teenager), Foalcon (Both characters teenagers), loss of virginity, and a whole lot of fluff
Cover art cropped from a picture by Neighday. It's definitely NSFW.
Twilight brings Trixie and Starlight to the Everfree castle and chances upon an old book. Many secrets lay across its pages, none of them appropriate for Spike to see. One mare is more than willing to test the spells out. For science, of course.
Twilight brings along Trixie and Starlight to the old Everfree castle, the three of them chance upon an old book. Many secrets lay across its pages, but they happen to be more lascivious than evil. One of the mares is more than willing to test the spells out. For science, of course.
TAGS: Lots of kissing, tribadism, sex magic, sex toys, oral sex, potion-assisted vigor, hermaphrodite dick conjuring, daisy-chaining, ahegao, magical lesbian spawn, blowjobs
When Twilight and her friends return home from their camping trip in the Everfree, they're shocked to discover an unexpected intruder
Their camping trip to the Everfree had been through some ups and downs, but Twilight and her friends nevertheless return home having enjoyed it. However, as they enter the Friendship Palace, they're shocked to discover an intruder within. A mare with a very familiar face, who has come to them after having escaped a gruesome fate. But, if that were not surprising enough, then they're truly taken aback when this newcomer explains why she's here.
Tabitha was given a building. It belonged to her family, but they're gone and it's hers. She can handle this! What's this odd email? Where does she want to go? She wants to stay with her apartments. Take with her? Her apartments. Stupid spam.
After an urgent summon from Fancy Pants, both Celestia and Luna attend Day court. However, a new precedent is set when Fancy Pants presents a male alicorn to the two princessess, one he found dumpster diving behind his house...
September 6th 2019 - Featured on the day of publishing? Damn! And we even got that little flame indicating the story is hot! Thanks so much to all of you! May 30th 2020 - got featured again! Yaaay! September 11th 2020 - featured once again! September 18th 2020 - featured again! Really?!
Spike is growing up, slowly but surely. Age comes with benefits but some things get left by the wayside. Especially when it starts to hurt somepony's back.
Set in the reasonably near but indefinite future after "Molt Down".
Spike is growing up, a little bit at a time. It has its upsides. He can carry Rarity's luggage more easily, he gets to have a bigger bed, he doesn't fall asleep all the time, and, hey, wings are pretty cool, too!
Unfortunately, part of growing up is outgrowing things you used to take for granted. Alicorn Princess or not, Twilight's still a pony and ponies weren't built with carrying adolescent dragons in mind.
Something random that popped into my head while rewatching some of this season's episodes. It could be read as something of a tie in to my previous story, "Seven Hour Bubblebath", but it can be read as a standalone story as well.
Somepony's been sending encouraging notes to everypony. There's no signature, no address, and no hint as to who could be behind all this. Who would do such a thing, and how in Equestria do they know exactly what everypony needs to hear?
Being a mailpony is often an unrewarding job. You deliver letters and packages, and sometimes you mix things up and other ponies get upset. Still, there's got to be something positive that can come out of such a dull and thankless career, and Derpy is determined to make the most of it.
Even if she never gets any credit for the effort she puts into it.
Anon has a mare problem. A big mare problem. During the day, they treat him just fine. However, when night falls... that's where their inner desires rise to the surface and attempt to take Anon by force. A parody of Five Nights at Freddies the
Anon has a mare problem. A big mare problem. During the day, they treat him just fine. However, when night falls... that's where their inner desires rise to the surface and attempt to take Anon by force.
Note: A parody many horror games, including Five Nights at Freddies and SCP Containment Breach.
Twilight forces Celestia to do a core part of her job again...
Twilight is fed up having to take care of every threat to Equestria. Especially since she is way too smart NOT to notice the discrepancy between Celestia's so called 'defeats' and the actual power she knows her mentor possesses.
Therefore, Twilight decides to kick Celestia's royal butt (figuratively) into dealing with all the villains herself again.
After all, the Princess of Friendship deserves some vacation, too.
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This is not really a crossover (therefore no tag), nor a ponification. But I honestly think, that Saitama and Celestia share at least one similarity... when she wants to, that is.
Warning: Contains obvious fanboying and an accurately powered Celestia
AND also very special thanks to EquestriaStories vor his opinion and constructive criticism! Please visit his DeviantArt-page, too: https://www.deviantart.com/estories (Also my sincere apologies to EStories for not putting this credit here right from the beginning )
A human trapped in a world of ponies begins to have urges of a sexual nature.
The human being, a creature that walks upon two legs with no horn, wings or fur. Something that no pony had ever seen before. Somehow, one had found his way into Ponyville and unlike any animal Fluttershy had ever come across, this one could talk.
Although his sudden and rather unexpected arrival had caused a bit of a stir, the human's well being was quickly decided upon before everything had once again resumed its usual routine. Naturally, Fluttershy was the only pony capable of keeping him under check. A duty she would soon realize has its own rewards.
This story is the product of too much THC and way too little sleep.
This work of fiction is an original piece based off My Little Pony: Friendship is Magica trademark ofHasbro. Only The Shy Typeis not endorsed or recognized byHasbro, their subsidiaries or any other publisher.
Dale finds himself hospitalized in Equestria after defending Lyra from the Coast Guard. Worse--he's not the only person there.
After the accidental discovery of humans, Celestia tasked Lyra with learning about Dale's culture and Dale's language. Two meetings later, a misunderstanding caused Dale and a Coast Guard woman to be inadvertently transported to Equestria. With the two humans hospitalized and communication limited at best, the Equestrians just want to heal them, while back on earth the Coast Guard wants nothing more than to determine what happened to one of their sailors.
Sunset Shimmer has finally rebuilt her life at Canterlot High. She has friends, she's in a band, people like her, everything's going great...
And then out of nowhere, she turns back into a small talking unicorn.
Now, with the help of her friends, she has to figure out why she's suddenly a pony in a human world, and whether or not she can become human again...or will have to leave her new life and go back to Equestria.
Tempest has her prisoner, locked nicely in a cage, made to endure her every command. The only thing she wasn't expecting, however, was for Princess Twilight Sparkle to have the thickest thighs she'd ever seen in her life—along with a word on friends.
Commission for TheDriderPony! Who, I shit you not, commissioned a story for the sake of a pun (and some fun).
Nurse Redheart really deserves a nice romantic date for such a special occasion. Too bad things aren't quite as perfect as planned.
Nice clothes? Check. Bouquet? Check. Prettiest little nurse girlfriend of all time? Double check!
All that needs to happen now is for this big romantic surprise date plan to go off without a hitch. She'll be swept off her feet by dinner at a fancy restaurant, feel as special as she deserves to, and know that she is loved beyond a shadow of a doubt. It'll truly be a special night. Well, assuming nothing goes wrong, but why would it? No, of course not! Everything is definitely going to go perfectly according to plan.
Amazing art by Ezoisum, who you should go check out. Will take down if requested.
[Prototype 2]/MLP crossover. One of Alex Mercer's Evolved gets sent to Equestria, stricken with an obsession with security, can this untrusting being ever find peace if he does not allow himself to?
[Prototype2] / MLP:FIM crossover
Not all of Alex Mercer's "Evolved" were loyal psychopaths. Some were simply desperate people who Alex thought he could easilly control once he infected them with the "Mercer Virus". However Alex was never one for fool proof plans as he quickly finds out when only a handful of his Evolved army show up at that fateful final battle between him and Heller. Oskar was one of the many of dozens of Evolved that stood by and watched as Alex was consumed and now he finds himself in a strange cutesy land filled with talking ponies. Can this viral being find peace in Equestria or will his need to be secure get in the way?
Warning: No editor so a few grammar errors can be expected :S hopefully nothing jarring though
A big thank you to EvilBob for the picture and to Fluttershade5300 for doing some post release editing for me
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