Suddenly, I'm Twilight Sparkle and I don't want to be here.
I used to be a human, but then I pissed off a wizard. Now I'm stuck in "Ponyville", in a land called "Equestria", and with no apparent way back home. I'm also pretty sure that I've just replaced somepony. I'd rather not have to answer any tricky questions, so I'm better off trying to be this unicorn whose name has been forced onto me.
My name is Twilight Sparkle, and I'm not a pony.
[Rated Teen for extensive use of vulgar language and sexual references.]
[Cover art made by richhap on deviant art. Unamused Twilight, go figure.]
Are pegasus wings really fragile? Do unicorn spells really fail catastrophically? And just how explosive is chocolate milk, anyways? Join Applejack, Rainbow Dash and the rest of the MLP crew as they not only tell the myths, but put them to the test!
Luster Dawn has just been made Princess Twilight's Sparkle's student. The weight and stress of this responsibility weighs down heavy on the young filly. Fortunately, her mother is there to help her shoulder it.
Luster Dawn is a unicorn filly enrolled at Princess Twilight's School for Gifted Unicorns. After only a year, in which she displayed her exemplary use of magic and expertise at fostering friendships, it would come only as a surprise to her that Princess Twilight Sparkle would offer her the role of being her personal student. Whilst such a thing should have been an honour for the young filly, she can't help but let the stress of carrying such a title weigh heavy on her haunches.
Fortunately, her mother, who isn't the best when it comes to all things emotional, is there to lend her a hoof.
A typical day spent napping with your best friend takes a interesting turn.
You have been friends with Rainbow Dash since you came to Equestria, and since then you two like to take afternoon naps together. But today she has been acting strangely towards you, until it eventually becomes something more than just a napping session.
Living in Equestria and short on cash, John takes up a job working under Daring Do. In a short amount of time together, he'll learn that his colleagues are insufferable, and that Daring loves taking it up the ass as much as he enjoys giving it.
Living in Equestria and short on cash, John reluctantly takes up a job working under Daring Do. In a short amount of time together, he'll learn that his colleagues are insufferable, and that Daring loves taking it up the ass as much as he enjoys giving it.
He's gonna fuck her. A lot.
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Luna leads a double life, as she whiles away her lonesome nights...
After returning to Equestria, Luna really got into the gaming scene. Creating an alias for herself, the Princess started playing on Spasm, a popular streaming website, and found the attention rather charming. As time passed, and her interest grew, her gaming sessions became more and more raunchy. Let's hope nobody finds out who's really behind the mask!
Kinks Include: Exhibitionism, Strip Shows, Solo, Vaginal, Large Insertions, Squirting, and Lewd Cam Shows
EXTRA LEWD KINKS: Inappropriate Gamer Girl Shenanigans and TOS Violations
[HiE] A human wakes, finding he isn't the species he fell asleep as in a place he does not recognise, gear scattered around.
Shooting up, I took a deep gasp of air as if I'd just been drowning and managed to stick my head above the water. I followed this by trying to scramble to my claws only to drop back down again as my legs did not respond in the way I'd expected…
What the hell? What's… this… Claws?!
I looked at the appendage, reasonably certain no human was supposed to have the grey appendages of raptors as hands...
Cover art by: AV-4Full res image there, had to downscale for FimFiction Seriously, awesome dude. Check his stuff out. Profanity/Violence: Soldier things. Sex: Suggestive only, if I were ever to write clop it wouldn't be instrumental to the story and in a separate chapter.
Twilight wants to know how Anon looks without his clothes, yada, yada, yada, things escalate...
I accidentally revoked submission so I submitted the story again. please don't read if you already have and I'm apologizing in advance
No one had ever seen Anon without his clothes on. Not even the princesses. So they task Twilight to unravel the mystery. How will she fare? There's only one way to find out...
This story is a response for a blog post you can find here. This is pretty rushed so don't expect too much.
What happens when you have a changeling Queen who rules nothing. A Human who resents ponies for treating him like a science project. And an unusual friendship that resulted in something unheard of in Equestria. Oh and a really weird story, no really.
27/05/2016- The Sequel is up!
What happens when you have a Changeling Queen who rules nothing.
A Human who resents Ponies for treating him like a science project.
And an unusual friendship that resulted in something unheard of in Equestria.
The Answer?
A really weird story with a clueless Human and a Queen that can't flirt for shit.
This here is Chrysalis's Chronicle turned story. Because the huggable love bug was too damn sexy for a mere chronicle and deserves a bloody story.
That and I haven't done one with Chrysalis yet, so this is a challenge for me.
Oh and it's in Chrysalis's point of view, so double the challenge really!
For those who read for Romance, stop at the end of Act One.
For those who like Romance and Dark...well, carry on, but don't say you weren't warned.
Twilight Sparkle keeps writing letters to Celestia, but she never sends them. When Rainbow Dash swipes one of them, Twilight is desperate to get it back. Will she succeed, or will Celestia read one of her letters at last?
Twilight Sparkle keeps writing letters to Celestia, but she never sends them. When Rainbow Dash swipes one of them, Twilight is desperate to get it back. Will she succeed, or will Celestia read one of her letters at last?
A bit of TwiLestia with a dash of comedy on the side.
Radiant Dawn thought that she was ready for anything when she volunteered to make first contact on behalf of Equestria. But is all the preparation in the world enough when she has to face the unexpected?
Radiant Dawn had nothing to lose when she signed up with the Startrotter Association. So when Equus finds an ancient probe bearing a message of friendship, she was more than ready to volunteer herself for a one way trip in the spirit of Harmony.
She had trusted her life to an unproven spell to keep her asleep for the journey to a world thousands of light years away, knowing that she might never wake up again.
Years later, having somehow survived the perils of deep space travel, Radiant Dawn has awoken to find the counter spell failing...
Before being turned to stone a second time, Discord realizes that he's dying. So, what did he do? Well, he transferred his essense to a new host. And what better host would there be other than Twilight Sparkle?
Discord had done it. He had turned Ponyville into the Chaos Capitol of the World, the Mane Six were torn apart, and he was above it all. But then, that accursed letter was brought to Twilight, and all his hard work was unravelling by the second. Before he was turned to stone again, however, he noted that there was one crucial thing in his plan.
He was dying.
That's right, he was dying. The Princesses knew they turned him to stone, but they didn't know that the nature of the Elements would poison a being of pure chaos. Well, before he had to pass on, the dying spirit transferred his essence and power to a host that was compatible with the magic of the Elements and Equestria's harmonic nature, and the host he chose, was none other than Twilight Sparkle herself.
Thankfully, Twilight is still herself (mostly), but can everyone cope with the new spirit of chaos being none other than the Element of Magic herself? And how would Twilight react to this?
This story got featured. Formerly on haitus for editing and for the idea train.
Queen Chrysalis, sick of Thorax being clingy and a bother as usual, tasks her subject with going out and feasting off love like any other changeling should. Deciding to disguise himself as a curvy mare he visits a little town on the edge of the badlands on his quest. Needless to say things don't go quite as planned as the timid changeling runs into a group of stallions at the local saloon!
Kinks include: Transformation, Gender Bender, M/F (Transformed), M/M/F (Transformed), M/M, M/M/M, Oral, Anal, Double Teaming, Rough Sex, Exhibitionism, Copious Amounts of Jizz, Blatant Western Tropes
After spending Hearth's Warming alone, Delta's daughter Apogee drops by her mother's junkyard to celebrate the Winter Solstice and the end of the year. Eventually Jet drops by to pick her up, and the three spend New Year's Eve together!
Delta had a particularly rough winter holiday.
Not that they weren't always rough, what with all the emphasis on family, happy-times, and love... while she spent most of her holidays bar-diving and drowning her loneliness in booze... but this year was especially bad.
Things had seemed to be getting better for her - she was connecting more with her daughter, was starting to cut back on her drinking (admittedly, only a little... but still!)... and then the dreaded day had arrived and left her feeling alone, unloved, depressed... devastated.
Dragging herself out of bed on New Year's Eve a few days later, she prepared for more of the same...
But perhaps a certain yellow filly can turn things around for Delta, and help her to start the New Year on a high note?
Yup!
CONTAINS NO CLOP - Only innuendo, coarse language, and implied sexual themes.
For the first time, those other than earth ponies move into Ponyville
Ponyville was first founded by earth ponies, but they wouldn't always be the only kinds of pony who would live there. Eventually, unicorns and pegasi would also call that little town their home, and Granny Smith, in her younger days, was right there to witness them when they first moved in.
What if when the Crystal Empire had returned, Shining and Cadence had not beaten Sombra to it? The King returns to his old tricks, enslaving the population once-again, leading them into a new age of despair and misery.
That is, of course, what might have happened if a certain deranged Human hadn't woken up in the snowy wastes clothed in nothing but a singlet, a set of Boxers covered in hearts and smilely faces and armed with an empty bottle of vegetable juice and a large wheel of cheese.
All that is certain is that the Crystal Empire will never be the same again...
Also, on May 5, 2014, the fic encountered a massive flamewar of epic proportions. Blood was spilt and there was much lamenting.
A little side-project I started, don't worry, i'm still working on Saviour or Destroyer Takes place apart from Saviour or Destroyer, but Nigel is still the same old Nigel. Enjoy
Amidst the roiling terrors of the night - one horror stands alone. The mind of a pony can scarcely fathom the true vengeance that the Princess of the Night could have visited upon the world as Nightmare Moon. Twilight will now endure that experience.
Nightmare Moon was defeated so easily... her rage merely in its infancy.
But what if she had not been confronted in time? What if she had planned her return differently?
What terrors would she have wrought upon the world of ponies, exacting her revenge for a millennium of agony and solitude?
Twilight will now experience that full fury of a vicious conquerer, at the head of a bloody march into Canterlot. The horrible crimes of war will tear into the once innocent and happy pony's life - exposing her mind and heart to the grim reality of the world.
And it will only be the beginning.
The suffering of the Night Tyrant must be repaid in kind, with a debt that has accrued over a thousand years of poignant, painful interest... and if the people and nation of Equestria cannot bear that terrible burden... it will fall upon the young unicorn Twilight to do so.
MEGA WARNING: This is a grimdark fic. It will contain death, murder, torture, non-consensual sex, and brutal punishment. Do not bother if this is not your cup of tea.
Cover art by Shinodage. He is not affiliated with the contents of the story.
All ponies in my writing live on a version of Equestria that is at the deepest part of a gravity well pit, making any pony over 100,000 years old in earth years.
A human In equestria story. Except the human isn’t a horse......he’s a bird.
A human wakes up in the everfree before the events of nightmare moon. Or adult Luna and Celestia. Oh, and he’s a bird. A magical bird, but still a bird.
