Anon finds himself facing the biggest decision of his life...
Having sailed through several rounds of dates, with only one left to go, Anon finds himself at the end of his rope. Though he can see the light at the end of the tunnel, one constant fact has continued to plague his thoughts - no matter how things shape up, he'll still have to make a choice...
Author's Note The thrilling CYOA conclusion of Janitor Anon's misadventures! I'm not gonna bullshit you guys, I couldn't bring myself to write one ending here. In the end, I figured "Hey! I'll let folks pick their own conclusion for the story!" And before anyone asks, yeah, I know, it's pretty tame by my standards. The mature rating and sex tags are there purely because of the associations. Consider this the neat little multiple choice bow on the product. It's been a wild ride and I hope like hell y'all enjoyed it!
Artwork by Stoic5
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When Jeremy chips his tooth during a job in Ponyville, he has to pay his favourite dentist a less than social visit. His problem's quickly solved, but what does Minty want as payment? (Here's a clue, it's anal again.)
When Jeremy chips his tooth during a job in Ponyville, he has to pay his favourite dentist a less than social visit. His problem's quickly solved, but what does Minty want as payment?
It is not every day that you learn that a monster of legend is real, let alone friends with Rarity. If she had heard of the old stories, perhaps she would be more cautious. Or more daring. (RGRE) {Has first and second person versions}
It is not every day that you learn that a monster of legend is real, let alone friends with Rarity. If she had heard of the old stories, perhaps she would be more cautious. Or more daring.
(RGRE) {This story has two versions, the last chapter is the first person version.}
With the local human having ceased wandering and causing ruckus he attempts - with Twilight's ever-patient assistance - to calm down, make it up to those that he needs to make it up to and generally live his best his life.
His greatest obstacle in this, as with most things post-arrival, is his towering neurosis.
And maybe the uncomfortable fact that he can't stop growing larger and more resilient with each passing day. And that not being belligerent to the wildlife gives him sufficient time to fully contemplate the breadth of his situation as a lone and isolated example of his kind in a world entirely not his own, try as he might to just ignore it and stop his brain from eating itself with irritating doubts and fears.
A human guard and a pretty pink pony princess share some time together and discuss a few things.
Working in the Royal Guard was good and all, but you definitely are enjoying your position in the Crystal Kingdom a lot more. It comes with a lot of perks. Mainly you enjoy how you don't have to worry about it being super cold with that shield in place. The barracks are a lot nicer and ponies respect your position easily.
Oh and you possibly having an affair with Shining Armor's wife might be a good perk too.
Taken at any place really before Cadence is pregnant in the main show.
Cool Things: Anal, Toys, Cheating, and hot Pony Princess on Human action!
Delta has had a tough time since her visit to her ex's apartment. She feels like she's running on empty... so she's turned to her usual remedy: boozing it up and bringing home a young stallion! But will it work this time?
A quick fic based on the excellent work of Shino to celebrate his first ever NSFW animation DB post #1624263
Delta had been shaken to her core by what she'd experienced while at her ex's apartment a few weeks prior.
Her usual solution when she felt this anxious and stressed was a simple one: booze, booze and more booze... And maybe a young colt to take home thrown into the mix too.
Anon is drafted to babysit Pinkie Pie. Things don't end well...
Unwittingly having volunteered to look after a sugar-crazed pink filly, Anon's not sure what to do. It's not like Pinkie Pie is a bad filly or anything, but she sure as shit seems to have as much energy as an overclocked Stellarator (google it). Regardless, he's got to keep an eye on her for the afternoon, lest he disappoint her scorching hot mom.
Can Anon keep Pinkie from going bananas?!? Will the pink ball of seemingly endless energy break his sanity?!?
Tune in to find out!!!
Kinks Include: Foalcon, Female on Male, Male on Female, Oral, Vaginal, Anal, All Manner of Inappropriate Innuendo, and Questionable Choices
Extra Lewd Kinks Include:Pinkie's Insatiable Lust for Cream Pies...
Artwork by Aer0 Zer0
Author's Note: This was a joint project with Hidden Secret. Go check his stuff out!
What should have been a routine track inspection run turns into something that one engineer will remember for the rest of his life.
After a massive storm runs across the state of California, the famous Cajon Pass requires inspection before allowing freight to pass through once again. This is where rookie engineer Nathan Bridgeport wants to prove that he has what it takes to make this job a career.
Little does he know what lies in wait for him and his locomotive on the other side of the San Gabriel Mountains.
(Takes place after Season 3 but before Equestria Girls.)
While strolling around town, Twilight Sparkle accidentally knocks out Derpy's contact lenses, revealing perfectly normal eyes hidden underneath. So what else could Derpy be faking?
While strolling around town, Twilight Sparkle accidentally knocks out Derpy's contact lenses, revealing perfectly normal eyes hidden underneath.
Derpy, you're going to drive Sweetie CRAZY these next couple of weeks. Months. Years.
The innocent need protecting. That's why Hunter has come to Equestria! Well, he didn't actually have a choice. And would really rather be home. But still. A fic starring a Navy SEAL and everyone's favorite cross-eyed blondie!
Magic is bleeding out of Equestria and into another realm, a realm where magic does not exist. Twilight must stop the flow of magic before disaster strikes. Can the natives of this realm be of help? What's this about a cartoon?
Magic is bleeding out of Equestria and into another realm, a realm where magic does not exist. Twilight must stop the flow of magic before disaster strikes. Can the natives of this realm be of help? How do sapient beings function without magic anyway? What's this about a cartoon?
Doom and Gloom while things go Boom in . . . Equestria?
An accident in the lab sends our favorite boy genius to Equestria, as a pony. What will he do and how will he get back? The answer: Science! (Cover Art Updated!) New FAQ! and TV Tropes! Planned Phrases from Dexter: “Pinkie Pie! Don’t push that Button!” /to Pinkie “Please, Magic is the word simpletons and the ignorant use to describe what they cannot understand.”/ to Twilight “No, I didn't strap a rocket to you. I strapped you to a rocket.” /to Rainbow Dash “Friends? Who needs friends?”
Dexter is a boy super-genius with a disdain for anything girlish and no desire for friendship. After an mishap in his lab, he gets stuck in Equestria. How will he cope with the over-friendly ponies, and the girlish everything? For any who do not know Dexter's Lab: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dexter's_Laboratory [RIP Christine Cavanaugh: 8/16/63-12/22/2014] - Dexter's Original Voice Actress
Diamond Gavel is the Chief Legal Officer of EquestriAero, a savvy business-pony who makes sure that everything actually works, and Jet Stream's right hand mare. But she goes through heats just like any other mare - she just hides it better.
A Space Ponyo Side-Fic!
The 28 year old business prodigy Diamond Gavel awoke to find that she was soaking wet: sweaty and horny... She was in heat.
She wasn't the kind of mare to take a day off of work though, so she plows ahead with her day (while hoping she doesnt get plowed)... dodging a teasing younger colt, her handsome boss and a slew of phallic shaped temptations.
Finally making it home, Diamond reflects on her past, remembering some of the sacrifices that she's made to become the love-avoiding, down to business, career-mare she is today...
Including how she landed her first job, 8 years prior!
And some of the cute and sexy adventures from her youth that got her there!
Discord makes a deal with Celestia, sending a human to Equestria at the start of season two.
When Discord breaks free of his stone prison, he proves to be much older and wiser than he was on the show. A being of ancient and unimaginable power, he forces Celestia to make a deal to save her little ponies. What she doesn't realize is that one of the terms of the deal is that she forgets ever making it. Enter Navarone, a poor human just trying to get by—or at least, to the ponies that's what he looks like. Pulled from his home by an accidental summoning from one Twilight Sparkle, Navarone is thrust into a world of ponies and more violence than he expected from such a peaceful seeming world. These are his adventures—with a few asides from everybody's favorite Lord of Chaos, of course.
Now on TVtropes! I answered a ton of questions for the fellow making this, so the stuff on there is mostly accurate.
Cover picture by a fellow called Sawhorse. If you see any mistakes, send me a PM with the chapter, the line, and the mistake and I'll fix it. This thing is huge. There are plenty of mistakes in there. Also, there are spoilers in the comments.
It feels unfair to spoil a story in the description, but a lot of people have asked for a warning about this, so the main character of my story eventually gets gender-swapped for a long duration.
Five years later, Twilight copes with being trapped in another world.
Five years after the fateful day, Twilight and her two friends are still trying to cope with being trapped in a strange land. How do you cope with things after your friends have given up hope? How do you keep your sanity when they have lost theirs?
The answer is, sometimes you don't. And this is that story...
Living in Equestria under a false name and racial identity is one thing. Finding out you're not the only one of your kind stranded here is another... especially when that someone and the element bearers are looking for you.
Being my first attempt at a first-person romantic comedy, this takes a slightly different approach to the concept of being a human stranded in Equestria.
Enjoy.
Big thanks to DVAN56 for editing. Go check out his work!
Anon teaches Pinkie and Twilight what a blowjob is with a hooves on approach, learning in the process that mares can cum simply from having a dick in their mouth.
Apparently, this is an important scientific discovery, one that will incur plenty of tests.
- Mr. Ghostman
