MLP: FiMSexRomanceComedyRandomSecond PersonHumanCelestiaAnon
A lonely Princess Celestia asks an equally lonely Anonymous out.
Short, cute and fluffy Anon x Celestia story. Contains (among other things) cuddling, power metal, cosmology, terrible pacing and South Park.
Rated T for swearing and some mild sexual stuff.
Now with dramatic reading from StraightToThePointStudio.
MLP: FiMComedyRandomAlt. UniverseMain 6Starlight Glimmer
Starlight Glimmer has gotten her hooves on Twilight Sparkle's Friendship Journal and she realizes that she could fix everything with time travel...
... So she does.
Starlight Fixes Everything
In Thirty Seconds or Less
( Or the pizza is free! )
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The collaborative group project from Starlight Glimmer Fixes Everything
Authors' credits can be found at the end of each Season chapter
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Reviewed and Recommended by PresentPerfect
Starlight Glimmer has gotten hold of a time-travel spell and the Friendship Journal, and she's gonna fix some drama, friendship lessons be hanged!
So here's a first: not only is this technically incomplete, but I'm about to be reviewing (in no particular detail) something I wrote! Or had a hand in writing, at least. Holy shit, there's 54 authors in this. @_@ As the season 8 chapter was just uploaded, I feel the time has come to throw the spotlight on it, incomplete or no. What will you find in here? Hilarity. Not every installment is equally good, but this is a celebration of everything that makes Starlight Glimmer the overpowered psychopath we all know and love. The problem with fix-fics tends to be a lack of drama or conflict, but when your starting premise is "we're going to short-circuit all the drama, and it's gonna be funny", the field is ripe for shenanigans. There's lots of pizza, lots of shipping (and the thing I did in S8 where Starlight's getting old, which I don't think actually works, but whatever); this is a real good time and you could do far worse than pull up a few of its episodes now and then for some laughs. You never can know what someone will come up with to short-circuit an episode, after all! Trust me, I wrote the non-canon sequel. :V
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MLP: FiMSexProfanityRomanceComedySlice of LifeSecond PersonHumanOCStarlight Glimmer
Starlight Glimmer invites you, a human, to dinner at Princess Twilight’s castle. She gets a little, let’s say… carried away with making you her friend.
A short, two part story that is 100% human x small horse wish fulfilment. You’ll find no shame here. Loosely based around the episode No Second Prances.
Warning: the second part contains inter-species filth, specifically human x pony relations, hornjobs, implied impregnation, etc.
Pre-read by JimboTex.
MLP: FiMComedySlice of LifeHumanOCStarlight Glimmer
Starlight Glimmer has asked you out on a date. But sadly, for her, you're just not that into ponies.
I'm sure this'll have no negative repercussions.
A semi-sequel to "Fluttershy Wants In Your Shirt".
MLP: FiMComedyRandomSlice of LifeHumanTwilightCelestiaLunaMain 6Starlight Glimmer
Starlight devises a new method of transportation. Twilight is having none of it.
Now with an audio reading by StraightToThePointStudio:
Starlight Is Being Weird - Celeestiaa Starlight Is Being Weeird (Fanfic Reading - Comedy/Random MLP)
MLP: FiMComedySlice of LifeTrixieMaud PieStarlight GlimmerSunburstSilverstream
After the events of 'Student Counsel', Sunburst discovers that Starlight's bracelet isn't just any old piece of temporarily enchanted jewellery. In fact, it's about to lead to a whole world of trouble....
Featured from 10/6/19 to 11/6/19
MLP: FiMAdventureComedySci-FiRainbow DashScootalooSpikeLunaOther
Three years ago, an alien spacecraft was discovered buried deep beneath the Everfree Forest. Without delay, it was excavated and thoroughly studied to the best of Equestria's capabilities. All signs pointed it being completely defunct, never to fly again.
Though unfortunately for creatures visiting it during its first day as a museum, the truth was the exact opposite.
A three hour tour of the ship has now turned into a grand tour of the galaxy. Will homesickness overtake these new explorers, or will they learn to love going where no pony has gone before?
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In Part I of their tale, the ponies arrive in a star system at the edge of the galaxy. Immediately, Luna is voted as 'captain', and the race is on to find out how to operate the museum turned starship before they run out of food. Will our intrepid night princess be able to lead her ponies to this goal, or will her self-doubts put an end to her captaining days?
And why can't her new Red Dwarf friend be less cryptic if there's danger nearby?
MLP: FiMComedyRandomSecond PersonHumanRaritySweetie BelleAnon
When a filly grows up and becomes a mare, the process and numerous body changes are bound to be difficult. It was certainly true for humans where you came from, and you certainly don't relish your own memories of "coming of age." As Sweetie Belle is going through that change now, you're definitely sympathetic, and happy to offer some words of comfort to her.
You know...if you could get a word in at all...
Why does being kind never work out well for you?
Listen to the narration by Fire Rain HERE!
MLP: FiMSexRomanceComedyPornOCMain 6
When Twilight hears about a stallion that lives all alone on the edge of the Everfree, she flips her shit. How could a poor, weak, helpless little stallion be living all the way out there with no mares to keep him safe or herd with him?!
Turns out this stallion isn't so weak. He's also never heard of the concept of herding before now, and he likes what he hears...
Not that he'll tell them that straight away, but he's definitely not running. He'd have to be certifiably insane to turn down that much pussy, after all, right?
Oh yeah, RGRE.
A commission for Iorii.
MLP: FiMComedyRandomHumanCelestiaOtherMain 6ChrysalisChangelings
This is your typical, stereotypical HIE story exposing all the HIE stereotypes, but like, compressed and crammed into one short chapter, making the pacing extremely awkward and fast. Yeah that's pretty much it.
*Disclaimer, I don't hate HIE stories, I actually love them. Don't sue me. Also, I'm so sorry for this.*
Big thanks to Flutterpriest for the narration! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2z_Tb9JOfjQ!
This got featured on 9-26-2016... Why? I have no clue, but thanks!
MLP: FiMSexFetishProfanityComedyPornAnthroOC
Copper and Haan, a pair of salacious stallions, are having a bit of a spat. Somehow, for whatever reason, the two got into an argument over who was better at pleasuring dudes. Seeking a slutty specialist, the pair consult Leech to get their answer. Thankfully, the uninhibited unicorn has just the solution...
Kinks Include: Male on Male, Public Use, Oral, Anal, Prostitution, Immense Insertions, Exhibitionism, Voyeurism, Cumflation (Cum Inflation), and Loads of Loads
Artwork by Tyroo
Author's Note: Haan is actually a changeling, even though he disguises himself as a Zebra 99.9% of the time.
MLP: FiMComedySlice of LifeHumanTwilightPrince BluebloodDJ P0N-3OctaviaShining Armor
Pulled into a strange world where myth and legends are real. Unable to communicate to the native creatures here, or even able to move for that matter... How is a human supposed to adapt to this strange world, or even manage to keep his sanity when he is encased in stone.
MLP: FiMSexRomanceAdventureComedySecond PersonHumanCelestiaLunaOCRoyal Guard
Equestria's bumbling deadliest assassin is struggling to make ends meet. Until Princess Luna hires him to test Canterlots elite Gaurdponies. But he's not in for the money he just wants the chance meet the mare of his dreams, if he lives that long.
Good luck with that buddy, You're going to need it.
Cover art is: Imperialism by Yakovlev-vad on deviant art.
MLP: FiMSexRomanceAdventureComedyHumanRaritySweetie BelleCMCs
Rarity is my best (and only) sister, and Apple Bloom and Scootaloo are my best friends. There's only one problem. I'm not supposed to be Sweetie Belle! Sweetie Belle isn’t supposed to be at all, outside of a fictional cartoon show! What did she do that put me in her body? Why me, and not someone who’s less of a fucked up loser? How can I tell the ponies about this without getting a rainbow laser to the face? Why does this world I’m in conform so closely to the show? Does it conform closely to the show? And what is that funny feeling in between my legs?
MLP: FiMComedySlice of LifeHumanMain 6
On a visit to the Everfree forest, Fluttershy encounters a creature she has never seen before. It’s tall, it wears clothes and nopony can understand it. Can the ponies of Ponyville make friends with this new creature, even when they do not understand eachother?
(28.1.2017) Did I...Did I get featured? 
I think I got featured! 
Huge thanks to lordelliott for helping me proofread and edit. 
MLP: FiMComedySlice of LifeAlt. UniverseApplejackStrawberry Sunrise
An open letter to the Foal Free Press regarding their story "Get Strawbe-Wrecked."
Now with a dramatic reading by StraightToThePointStudio! Check it out here.
MLP: FiMSexFetishProfanityComedyPornAnthroOC
Leech, the rapscallion and lewd horse woman, was been sent out to procure ingredients for Tekky's potion shop. After finishing with her little mission, and having had to travel to the next town over, she decides to treat herself to some lunch. Entering the cozy little restaurant, she meets a pleasant, and rather buxom, young mare. As fate would have it, things get rather spicy and Leech winds up in a sticky situation.
Kinks Include: Futa on Female, Female on Female, Futa on Female on Female, Oral, Vaginal, Double Dick Magical Shenanigans, Lactation, Creampies, Pseudo-Incest (the jury is still out on this one), and Several Bucket's Worth of Spunk
Elie and Strawberry belong to NMF
Artwork by Patate Douce
MLP: FiMAdventureComedyHumanRainbow DashCelestiaOCDiscordMain 6
Recently spruced up! Will be updated weekly.
Hi. Name's Church. I hate ponies. They ruined the internet. But here I am! In the magical land of Whatever-it's-called! Stuck in Rainbow Dash's body, and being tortured with adorableness! MAKE IT STOP!
Sup ponies, I'm the one and only Rainbow Dash! And uhh... I don't even know where I am... and what the hay am I?! Mother of Celestia! I'm a colt!
Rated Teen for swearing and pony hating.
MLP: FiMRomanceComedyHumanAlt. UniverseSpikeCelestiaLunaOCMain 6
When Twilight Sparkle decides to try a new spell she has perfected, she successfully pulls a being from another universe into Equestria. That being coincidentally is a human...that human coincidentally is you. What at first just seems like an opportunity for first contact between two species soon becomes something much more when certain truths are brought to light...and everything you knew about your life is flipped onto its head.
NOTE: At times in this story, the main character's thought process will be shown as an inner monologue with his brain. BRAIN's dialogue will appear in this color of text.
MLP: FiMSexFetishComedySlice of LifePornCelestiaLunaZephyr Breeze
Gallivanting throughout Equestria, taking turns on which sights to see, Celestia decides to bring her sister to a very particular evening event. Luna has never heard of the performers known as The Clydesdales, although she begrudgingly tags along for the experience. Unfortunately, the encounter somepony neither of them expected to see, one which Luna was hoping she'd never have to encounter again...
The events of this story take place during Between Dark and Dawn (Season 9, Episode 13)
Kinks Include: Female on Male, Male on Female, Oral, a Touch of Worship, and One Awfully Aroused Alicorn
Extra Kinks Include: Salacious Stallion Shows, Very Excited Mares, Misinterpreted Cues, a Woeful Lack of Strip Show Etiquette