Ponyville enters a moral panic when Pegasi begin uploading videos of themselves preening onto the internet.
When some of Ponyville's pegasi begin uploading distasteful videos of their private activities onto the internet, Ponvyille has a series of increasingly useless town meetings to debate the problem.
Teen for implied (but not actual) lewdness.
"This is how you do random comedy correctly." -stupidhand14 "This is neither clickbait, nor trash. It was glorious." -Radbunny
EDIT: Featured at #2 5/15/18! EDIT: Featured #1 same day! Thank you all, I'm glad you enjoyed! EDIT: Now with an AUDIO READING by MultiDoomPie!
Twilight and her friends step up to do a cheer-leading routine as a reward for some of their students doing well on a test. Twilight has a surprise in store for the BIG finale though!
A fic done for B_25's anthology. The whole is done as a birthday celebration for the excellent artist NCMares. I personally adore his art, and was happy to do a fic based on one of his pictures (though I'm by no means a macro expert).
Twilight and the girls are preparing to do a little cheerleading routine for the School of Friendship's hoofball team. It was a challenge that she'd made to the bunch of jocks to motivate them to achieve excellence in their academic studies.
They pulled it off.
And now that they had, our beloved mane six mares are sitting in the tunnel before the halftime show, getting ready to execute the most motivational routine of all time!
But Twilight has a spell prepped and ready to steal the show from Rainbow Dash... will everything go to plan?
Does not contain any sex - but does contain some description of lewd outlines in clothing.
Celestia extends her stay on Earth, which means you need a lot more Fanta. To save money, you take Celestia with you to Costco. It goes about as well as you'd expect.
Celestia nearly flooded your apartment, and now she's informed you that she'll be staying on Earth for at least a few more months. Facing mounting costs for soda, you go to Costco to buy Fanta in bulk.
Twilight Sparkle listens to your retelling of human history in the 1930s and 40s and comes to a startling conclusion.
Staying in Twilight's Castle, you make the terrible error of flippantly calling her 'Hitler'. She demands a history lesson (for archiving purposes, of course) and you give her one that ends up being far more frustrating than you had anticipated.
You lost your bed, sheets, and pillows to Celestia, and you nearly lost your girlfriend. But peace has come to your house at long last. Well, until today, anyway.
It's been three months since Princess Celestia appeared in your bed. Three months since she took that bed, along with your sheets and your pillows. Three months since she nearly drove your girlfriend away from you. But peace was made, and everything had been going relatively smoothly. Life was even beginning to look up.
Princess Celestia successfully steals the enemy intelligence. Unfortunetely for her, this does not bode well with the shocked and confused members of BLU team.
Many might claim that opening portals into dimensions that don't even technically exist is a waste of good time and energy. Princess Celestia, however, does not.
On a day seemingly designed to produce boredom, Princess Celestia decides the most effective method of alleviating such a pretentious feeling is to involve herself in a rather humorous conflict by successfully acquiring the "enemy intelligence".
She correctly assumes that the beings from whom she stole it from are not pleased. However, she never could have foreseen the incredible lengths they undergo to retain their dignity.
One day, Rainbow Dash wakes up to discover she is a fully-fledged alicorn. How will she use her great powers? And more importantly, how will she break the news to Twilight?
Why is Celestia laying on the floor in Twilight's library? Why does she seem so confused? Why does she look different? WHY IS THE PORTAL MIRROR STILL ON?
Principal Celestia has accidentally fallen through the mirror into Equestria, and it may be a bit before she can go home. Until then, she has to learn to cope with a strange world, in a strange body.
At the same time, Twilight has to figure out how she can help her new guest while keeping Equestria from freaking out over the presence of a second Celestia, and Sunset Shimmer has to figure out how she is going to make amends with those she had left behind in Equestria, while keeping an eye on her Principal.
Disclaimer: Since I wrote this description ages ago before I even knew the plot, the story is mostly pure comedy in the beginning, with eventual Sunlight and Chryslestia shipping!
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A thousand years is quite the generation gap, so Princess Luna decides she has to get with the times. However, this isn't quite as easy as she thinks it will be...
What's this?! Could a sex tape of the illustrious princess of the sun been leaked to the ponynet?!?
Princess Celestia, the glorious alicorn of the sun, would never do anything like tape herself getting rutted by a pair of strong, well-hung zebra stallions in a seedy hotel room. Or would she? At this point, all we know is that there is a recording circulating the tubes of the equine interwebs that seems to document a lusty encounter between the princess and a pair of ruffians. Filmed from multiple angles, and in glorious 4k resolution, it would be nearly impossible for anyone to produce a counterfeit of this quality; especially because impersonating a diarch is an act of treason. Even if it was a fake, who would ever do such a terrible thing...
Kinks include: Male on Female, Female on Male, Spitroasting, Double Team, Oral, Vaginal, Rough Sex, Dirty Talk, Squirting, Zebradom (but not really) Excessive Amounts of Jizz
A Princess and a Queen decide to settle the score once and for all...
With their rivalry coming to a head, Princess Cadance and Queen Chrysalis decide to settle their dispute once and for all. They're both attractive mares, that much is for certain, although each confesses their derriere dominance over the other. Like two renown champions, they finally pit themselves against one another.
Kinks Include: Female on Female, Rimming, Anal, a Immense Dildo, Squirting, and a Liberal Sprinkling of Petty Insults
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After viewing Pound Cake and Flurry Heart having sex, Pumpkin Cake wants her turn.
This is a direct sequel to the above story. As such, reading the first isn't necessary, but is strongly recommended for context.
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After their first foray ending with Pound having sex with Flurry Heart, his sister Pumpkin watching it all, Pumpkin now decides to take Pound up on his earlier offer of 'giving her a turn too'....which leads to much more than any of the foals expected.
Contains: M/F/F threesome, anatomically correct ponies (including teats and clitoral winking), sloppy, first-time oral sex (cunnilingus), incest, heavy focus on teat stimulation, first-time vaginal sex between a brother and sister (consensual foalcon) including defloration, being watched having sex with heavy involvement of the third party, internal cumshot, a colt hotdogging between two young mare's clits and teats, more vaginal sex with another internal cumshot and lots and lots of innocence, comforting, and love throughout.
Heavy spoilers: two fillies in heat and two unintentional impregnations.
EDIT: Featured on July 15th, 2017! :D
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Credits:
Written and edited by me, LegionofPony.
The story's cover image is a portion of artwork made exclusively for this story by Dankflank (https://e621.net/post/index/1/dankflank) on e621.net with image #1335081.
This story was made possible by 'Frost', who once more commissioned me to write it. Thank you for the patronage!
Celestia and Luna announce their retirement. Twilight is having exactly none of it.
Celestia and Luna announce their retirement and their plans to turn the throne and power over Equestria to the mane 6. Unfortunately, this is the last straw for Twilight, and she goes off on a rant about why this isn't a good idea.
In order to thank her for giving him a little more control, Discord gives Twilight a Vending Machine that dispenses bees... Yes, you read that right.
Discord has only been improving, and Twilight wants to reward him with a little more responsibility. As a thank you, Discord rewards her with a shiny new vending machine for the Crystal Tree.
The problem? That vending machine dispenses bees.
Twilight now has a castle full of bees that will attack of she thinks the wrong kind of thoughts... That being said, if she thinks the right ones...
Word around Ponyville is that Queen Chrysalis is planning something. Something big. Something terrible. Something beyond imagination. If only Queen Chrysalis had any idea what that something was.
Word around Ponyville is that Queen Chrysalis is planning something.
Something big.
Something terrible.
Something beyond imagination.
If only Queen Chrysalis had any idea what that something was.
A Discorded Queen Chrysalis snuggles everything she can in Ponyville, while Twilight is powerless to stop her or figure out why this is even happening.
A Discorded Queen Chrysalis snuggles everything she can in Ponyville, while Twilight is powerless to stop her or figure out why this is even happening in the first place.
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