Once upon a time, there was a man living in a typical suburban house in the heart of America, and one day he somehow found himself someplace in Equestria. But this was no ordinary place in Equestria! It was an extraordinary place where no human has ever been before.
MLP: FiMSexComedySecond PersonHumanTwilightOCAnon
Hexferry is a mothpony who is coming to town to meet Twilight for something important. But that's not the important part. The important part is that Twilight trusts Anon to give her a place to stay for tonight. It's probably worse for Anon than for her.
Edited by Twitch
MLP: FiMProfanityComedyRandomBig MacOCIron WillThunderlane
After being surrounded by mares for way too long, Jason decides it's about time he made some stallion friends.
Going to a stallion bar might have been a bad way of going about it. Or not.
A concept I really wanted to explore but couldn't think of a way to include in the main story of Staying Put. Completely standalone (and without sex!) so feel free to enjoy it even if you wouldn't touch the original story with a ten foot pole. Rated M only for swearing in the chapter title.
MLP: FiMSexComedySecond PersonHumanTwilightOther
Working for the Popsicle company as a taste tester, you have gained some skills in the art of using your tongue to expertly lick phallic objects. A unicorn like Twilight might find your skills to be somewhat arousing...
Artwork by Pencils
MLP: FiMComedySlice of LifeFluttershyDiscordDragons
Fluttershy never thought Ember would take her words seriously, but now she has a whole clutch of dragons to take care of.
A cute little fic I wrote based on the silly line at the end of season 9, episode 9.
Lots of cute Fluttershy/Discord material.
MLP: FiMComedyRandomTwilightCelestia
Featured on 17th of July 2015, Friday. To everyone who has viewed this story and those yet to view it, thank you all from the bottom of my heart. Coca Cola and cookies for everyone!
Shortly after Twilight Sparkle became a princess, Celestia approached her former-unicorn student to explain the situation to her.
Here's how it went down.
Based on a funny Harry Potter parody.
MLP: FiMComedyRandomHumanCelestiaLunaZecoraLyraMain 6
Author Note: This is something new I wanted to try. Contains 10% human, 90% ponies, and 100% fun-filled, cuddlelicious goodness. Not suitable for those allergic to cuddles. Please consult your physician before reading.
A young university student suddenly finds himself thrown from his homework studies into a land filled with more colour than Gears Of War, talking ponies with ridiculously huge eyes, and topped with so many cuddles that it makes Care Bears look like Michael Myers.
And for some reason, all of them come to the conclusion that he must be smothered in cookies and cream-delicious cuddles.
For some, it's heaven; for Jamie, it's his own little plane of hell that makes even Satan feel torment.
Inspired by Forced Pony Cuddles
Yay! Thank you guys so much for getting this fic in the featured box! You all deserve huge amounts of cuddles. And you're gonna enjoy it!
MLP: FiMComedyRandomSlice of LifeDJ P0N-3
Or a vampire, for that matter!
MLP: FiMRomanceComedyAlt. UniverseCelestiaDiscordShining ArmorFlash Sentry
In celebration of getting promoted to Captain of the Guard, Shining Armor decides to have a night on the town with his men. As the night goes on though, the new guy, Flash Sentry, decides to give Shining a hoof getting home. After a disastrous encounter with Princess Celestia where neither Ponies could keep their mouths shut, they end up getting taught a lesson and possibly learning more than they thought they would in the process.
This awesome cover art is done by Conicer and GottaLovePinkiePie They are both two awesome ponies.
Made it on the feature box on 12/30/13. I want to thank everypony who made this possible.
MLP: FiMSexComedyTwilightRainbow DashSpikeCelestia
Displeased at the chaos that their lack of basic sexual education has caused, Princess Celestia teleports Spike, Rainbow Dash, and Twilight Sparkle to her throne room to have a few words.
Unfortunately, Twilight manages to derail the conversation with something she sees as being of far greater importance.
Warning! Contains suggestive topic references of sexual nature.
Special thanks to Octavia Harmony for editing.
MLP: FiMComedySlice of LifeFluttershyRainbow Dash
Featured March 13th, 2017
After breaking her wing and being grounded for a couple days, Rainbow Dash gradually finds she's a lot smaller than she realized.
My tags: Heartwarming
Inspired by this wonderful artwork:
Colored Source
Non-Colored Source
MLP: FiMComedyCelestiaOCCadanceChangelingsRoyal Guard
It was a well-known and established fact that all Ponies have a special talent, a unique and intrinsic calling that they will discover in time. For Idol Hooves, Unicorn Royal Guard, this was no different, no different at all. For he was a perfectly ordinary, normal and unsuspicious in the least Pony. Certainly it wasn't as if he was a Changeling in disguise, oh no, that would be ridiculous!
Despite his name Idol had always had a talent with his hooves, a way with them. He'd most utilized this in the art of pottery but at the prompting of others he tries to apply those same skilled hooves to the art of the massage. Surely nothing strange could come of that?
A short bit of fanfiction I made on the Changeling of the Guard Discord and then was told should publish. Please remeber to check the actual story that inspired this: https://www.fimfiction.net/story/174129/the-changeling-of-the-guard
MLP: FiMViolenceProfanityComedyRandomSlice of LifeHumanTwilightCelestiaMain 6CMCsSelf Insert
You know, I'm more than positive I've already written this before, but I can't for the life of me find that original transcript of what I had been writing. Probably got stolen or something. Shame. Then again, I might have just burnt it to kink shame Twilight and her book fetish.
Knowing me, that's probably exactly what I did.
Love you Sparky, don't try to geld me in my sleep please and thank you.
(It's literally your average HiE fic, except the guy is British, swears like there's no tomorrow and will most definitely be the grandest sarcastic arsehole that ever graced the land at the best of times. )
AN
Buckle up kiddos, we're doing the fucking time warp. Re-rewrite of the original with new and old shit happening. Variety is the spice of life, after all.
In case anyone remembers this story and thinks that I went through the trash to steal this story from the original author?
I am the original author. Give me your credit card details.
MLP: FiMDarkComedyTwilightCelestiaCadanceShining ArmorFlurry Heart
Shining and Cadance aren't sure if Flurry Heart is immortal. They decide to test it.
MLP: FiMSexRomanceComedySlice of LifeHumanOCCrystal PoniesBat Pony
"It's not easy to be the bad guy. Sometimes you've got to raise towers of iron and magic in a testament to your power. Sometimes you've got to blanket the land in black flame just to uphold idle threats. And sometimes you've got to remind a filly that she is grounded - that's right, I mean you, missy. Don't give me that look, you've got homework to do."
- Excerpt from An Interview With Lord Ironblood.
Forgath Ironblood is a man who values power and might. He spent untold years developing his dark magics, and years more using ice and iron and balefire to claim and rule his domain. But it didn't last; a group of bold and plucky rebels broke into his inner sanctum and unleashed a magic he was unprepared for, a magic that cast him into the void between worlds. At that point, he was no longer their problem and the peasants rejoiced.
The world he fell into, however, was another story. It was a world rich in magic. A world full of innocents. A world he could bend to his will and carve a new domain out of.
He never knew what hit him.
Idea adopted from Whiskylullaby, as seen here, written entirely for the fun of it.
Chapters are dated for the reader's convenience; BNM for "Before Nightmare Moon", and AB for "After Banishment".
MLP: FiMRomanceComedyTwilightRainbow DashApplejackRarity
This is a story about Rarity's hips.
(All good stories are.)
An entry for the Appledash Contest #5: Second Chances. Edited by MrNumbers.
MLP: FiMProfanityRomanceAdventureComedyHumanCelestiaLunaDiscordCadanceMain 6
London, England. A decently large city that hasn't seen many eye-catching events in recent times. For John Carter, it has always been a nice, relatively peaceful place to live in.
He had plenty of expectations for his future in the city, many were... Far-reaching, but nothing stepping beyond the realm of possibility.
Getting ripped from his body and placed in a completely foreign one? That may have overstepped the boundaries just a slight bit.
This is a complete rewrite of one of my other stories, Becoming One With the Moon
MLP: FiMRomanceAdventureComedyAlt. UniverseTwilightSpike
Twilight and Spike, siblings in all but blood, go adventuring together in Canterlot. They don't find what they are looking for, but they stumble onto something better.
Written in a universe where Spike acts more mature, and Twilight is slightly more adventurous. Both are young adults, though Spike is still considered a juvenile because 'dragon years'.
Proofread by Holtinater and SunlightRays. Go check them out!
MLP: FiMComedyHumanTwilightPinkieOther
One day I decided to open the closet door which had been stuck for years.
Looking back, it wasn't a very bright idea.
I... Regret... Nothing!
MLP: FiMComedySlice of LifeAlt. UniverseTwilightRainbow DashRarityScootaloo
Twilight's in a bit of a pickle. On one hand, two years of marriage with Rainbow Dash have been absolutely wonderful. On the other, well... two years of marriage have passed without a single thing happening in the bedroom.
Why? Well, that's one mystery even she can't seem to solve.
Then Scootaloo comes home from school and asks Rainbow a question that makes everything crystal clear.
Rainbow has no idea what she's talking about.