A fellow pony points out a spacefaring race inside Princess Luna's Mane. Luna is not happy.
A fellow pony notices that Princess Luna may have a serious problem: there is a small, sentient race inside her mane and they have been living there for quite some time. Luna must decide what to do about this.
A random short story I made to help bring the smiles.
--You will most likely enjoy this story if you also like:-- Luna freaking out Celestia being totally chill Sea ponies! Explosions taking place inside people's hair Entire wars taking place inside people's hair Absurd and Absolutely Delicious Comedy If you liked Mic the Microphone's Audio Version of this story: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WIY268lNxeU
Doubting that hands are so awesome like Lyra claims, Bon Bon must be proven wrong in the sexiest manner possible!
After a trip through the magic mirror, Lyra returns to Equestria in a human state; and proceeds to teach a doubtful Bon Bon how awesome hands really are!
When the CMC asked Discord to help them attend magic school, he pulled an owl out of his hat. Only he didn't exactly have a hat. Which was okay, since their new school had a singing one laying around. Where the hay was Hogwarts anyway?
Three curious fillies...check Owl delivered school letters ... check Boy named Harry Potter ... check Dash of Discord ... check
This can't possibly end well.
**Public safety notice::: Do not drive while spouse is reading latest chapter out loud. While this may considerably stroke the author's ego, in a guilt inducing manner, it may not be conducive for maintaining low insurance rates **
In the magical land of Equestria, you are the most non-magical, and therefore unusual, thing. Well, they used to call you "a thing" until they got to know you better. Now they call you "Yes!", "Don't stop!", and, occasionally, Anonymous. You have everything a stallion would kill for: fame, money, mares. However, you are not a stallion.
Warning: contains a story. Kinks: crotchboobs, lactation, well-toned mares, incredibly dumb Anonymous dominating and being dominated by mares.
A normal teenager (who's an anti-brony, by the way) gets sent from a costume party to Equestria, and shenanigans ensue.
After going to that stupid costume party, a teenager named Chris wakes to find himself in a magical world of anthropomorphic ponies. Well, this world seems real enough, and he is dressed as a terrifying, evil wizard, so why not have some fun? Well, after making the wrong impression, Chris, now wanted under the moniker "Malideus", is now running for his life from four vengeful princesses, The Elements of Harmony, a dragon, and every one else who wants a piece of "Malideus". With the whole world out to get him, and no actual powers to speak of, what can Chris do to save himself? Getting his hands on some actual magic would be a start, but using it might take some practice.
Olfactography seemed like such a promising idea. Until it wasn't.
Olfactography seemed like such a brilliant, world-changing idea. A nose-enabled camera that takes olfactographs. A little harmless science to wile away the day. Everything was fine, just fine, until there happened to be a malodorous development. Afterwards, things were most decidedly not fine.
If you've ever wanted to cuddle at a sleepover with your favorite pony, now is your chance!
You, the only human in all of Equestria, come back home to Twilight's castle after a night on the town and find that everycreature's favorite ponies are there having a slumber party! If you play your cards right, you might get to hug them, pet them, or maybe even...CUDDLE with them!
Butterscotch studies plants at Michigan State University. He likes plants, but he doesn't like the hustle and bustle of East Lansing.
Plants are easy to understand. Humans, not so much. They're complicated, and they barely seem to show emotions. They can't even move their ears! Add to that all the hustle and bustle of college life, and Butterscotch is having a bad time.
At least he's got Francine, who showed him the River Trail: a trail through the woods that's away from people.
All mares in Equestria go through a very special time every now and again. In these stories, we will see a few lucky people who get to experience these moments first hand.
Equestrian mares; they are cute, adorable, and drop dead sexy. Every mare goes through a very special time every now and again. A time when they need a certain kind of companionship that normal friendship just won't satisfy. In this on going series, we will get to see a few lucky individuals that get to experience these heated moments with some of our most favorite mares first hand.
(Featured on 9/7/13. Thanks all you dirty, sexy, readers you!)
Fawful comes back, but not just the Mushroom Kingdom...he goes to equestria too, so Mario Luigi Discord Twilight and Starlow must work together to stop him from geting the Infastar!
Fawful returns and splits a void between the Mushroom kingdom and Equestria, searching for the Infastar! so Mario, Luigi, Twilight, Starlow, and Discord must work together to stop Fawful, save the mane six, and stop the worlds from colliding forever! Cover photo done by yours truly, and I apologize for the atrocious quality, it's the only way I could get it on the site. Also, this story might contain spoilers for the Mario and Luigi games. Mostly with the music I'll be linking. So be warned. "I, Fawful...Will return..." "Maybe I can help..." "Who are you?!" "I am, The Dark Star...I still reside within you, ya know..." "Wait...so you can revive Fawful?" "Yes...but you must do this one thing..." (Rated teen for mild swearing, violence, alcohol usage, inappropriate jokes, mention of torture, and people die!)
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What happens when Stellar Flare and Chrysalis share a bottle of wine? Lighthearted and steamy shenanigans, of course!
Chrysalis, having taken safe harbor within the secluded town of Sire's Hollow, has been growing more comfortable with her roommate, Stellar Flare. The two have been growing closer, as time passes, with each finding themselves actually enjoying with the other's company. On one particular evening, and after some wine, talk of a costume party comes up. Let's just say that the changeling brings the concept of impersonation to a whole new level!
The official second act of Never Judge A Bug By Her Cover
Chrissy and Richard face new hurdles as their new relationship is put at odds with a Princess who pines from afar, and her student who is determined to get them together, no matter who stands in her way.
Will Chrissy and Richard run, will they stay? Or is there another solution?
Come and find out, enjoy the sequel!
19/02/2020. Tidied up the description a bit, it was messy
Rainbow Dash has been acting strange. Very strange. But why only around Twilight Sparkle?
Rainbow Dash has been acting strange lately--and not the "I've been hanging around Pinkie for most of the week, she's just rubbing off on me" strange. After all, Pinkie Pie doesn't build sheds at random and strut around like a peacock.
After finally noticing this odd behavior, Twilight enlists the help of Rainbow's oldest friend, Fluttershy, for answers. What follows is not what she expects. At all.
Leech, for some plot driven reason, is put in charge of a changeling hive. If you don't see the problem with that statement, you must not be familiar with the character...
Having to leave her hive for a few days, Queen Braconidae makes the extraordinarily unwise decision to have Leech look over her hive. As to why she chose to have the impish and overly sexual unicorn serve as the temporary ruler, nobody can truly say. Regardless, her swarm finds themselves facing a very unexpected question. Exactly what does happen when a strumpet pony feasts upon changeling royal jelly...
Kinks Include: Female on Male, Male on Female, Female on Female, Gang Bang, Carnal Combat, Vaginal, Oral, Anal, Super-Charged Succubus Levels of Debauchery, a Pinch of Transformation, Envenoming, Creampies Galore, and a Catastrophic Bukakke
The Cutie Mark Crusaders find, repair, and pilot a giant mecha from Earth's distant future, while dealing with every giant robot anime cliche in the book. This Cutie Mark Quest is a real Crusade.
"Living here in Ponyville Fighting villains from afar You've got to find first gear In your giant robot car"
When the CMC stumble across a giant mecha from another time, another place, another reality, their latest quest for their Cutie Marks takes on epic proportions. Between getting to class, dealing with an angry alien that's somewhat friendly, dealing with an angry alien that is distinctly less friendly, and anything else the heavens can throw at them, you'd think things were hard enough. But they still have to be home by bedtime.
...at least piloting a giant robot makes it easier to get certain bullies to shut up. Ponies dig giant robots too...when its weapons aren't pointed at them.
Queen Chrysalis has given Princess Celestia and Princess Luna an unwelcome gift for Hearth’s Warming. Thankfully, they can regift it to somepony. Who can regift it to somepony. Who can…
Changeling in a Santa Hat by Pein078 at Derpibooru
Human gets turned into pony. Then organized crime gets involved.
The local crime syndicate sees Miller's lack of ID as an advantage. Before too long, our poor former human is eyeball-deep in the scum of Canterlot. Forget going home - the challenge is trying to stay one step ahead of police, criminals, and a pair of persistent mares.
Rumor has it that if a pony says Discord's name five times in front of a mirror, he's forced to appear there. So who thought something like that could actually be true?
Rumor has it that if a pony says Discord's name five times in front of a mirror, he's forced to appear there.
So who thought something like that could actually be true?
