A new life in a new world. While it's a little lonely being the only one of my kind, having a multitude of intelligent species around me helps fit in. Being a stranger in a land without normal isn't the worst fate, just takes a little getting used to.
Sometimes pony movies don't finish the way we'd like. (A HISHE Parody)
Everyone knows the ponies of Equestria are awesome. But what if, when crisis befalls them, they decide to handle things with a little more common sense?
(A How It Should Have Ended Parody)
NOTE: It is highly recommended that you first watch "My Little Pony: The Movie" before reading this fanfic, just to let you know exactly what's going on.
But who am I kidding? If you're here, you've probably already seen it. Even people who hated it have seen it. I'm...actually not sure why I put this note here. I apologize for wasting a few precious moments of your lives by having you read this pointless Author's Note. Here, have a Kirin to make up for it.
It turns out that laser pointers are able to control the minds of bat ponies
Laser Pointers are banned in Equestria, and if one is found its owner will not be getting a trial, parole, or a phone call. Why, well they kind of mind control bat ponies into acting like lemmings if it means catching that weird red dot.
After over a thousand years without any use whatsoever, Luna's vagina has grown shut. Now, she needs to find a way to return it to its former glory.
Luna never would have suspected that an Alicorn's vagina could grow shut if it wasn't used at least once every thousand years or so. But now that it's somehow happened to her, she needs to find a way to make her nether bits "holey" again. She might even need someone to lend a hoof... or more accurately, a hand!
WARNING!:Contains dildos, fingering, fisting, pain, gross sexual humor, non-sexy sexual activity, and for the second part only, the name anon.
Written, with love, for NeighratorPony. I warned you I'd do this.
Anon finds out he can never go home, which means he can now focus on his love life with horses.
After two years in a world of magical ponies, you finally receive the dreaded confirmation that you're stuck here, forever. Your best pony friends, Lyra and Bon Bon, see this as the perfect opportunity to move past your old taboos about dating equines and enter the dating game. But, do they have bigger plans for you?
In case it wasn't obvious, contains a MFF human/pony/pony relationship, but also hornplay and gentle femdom.
I started working on this months ago, so it definitely does not line up with current canon.
UPDATE: Featured 11/04/2019. Thank you all so much.
Shining Armor was transformed into a alicorn princess by a strange book and now he has to attend classes to either go back as a stallion, or remain a alicorn princess.
This story takes place after the events from the episode Power Ponies
Shining Armor and Twilight are spending a few days with their parents for a reprieve and one night the stallion walks into his sister's bedroom. There he finds an odd book labeled "How To Train a Princess" from the peculiar Enchanted Bookstore. Without realizing it he is magically transformed into an alicorn princess and now has to complete a course of strange classes within the tome. The courses will be hard and many will take days within the strange universe that this book constructed. He will have to pass a final test in which he may either turn back into a stallion or remain a princess alicorn forever.
The Human of legend has been released, and the Brotherhood makes its move.
In Equestria's far future, one thousand and five years after the return, a dysfunctional group of argumentative ponies must quest to defeat the most dangerous enemy of Equestria to ever live; the malevolent Lord Second, one of the only known members of the race of elder gods known as the humans, and the ancient cult who worships him, the Brotherhood of Man.
An over-the-top surrealist comedy, with slight serious elements. Expect a steady decline into insanity.
They say a human's hair will give you eternal luck. A human's touch will cure any disease... and a human's blood will grant you immortality.
A clerical error in the Registry of Mortals sends an unwitting human to a strange land. It wouldn't be so bad, if the ponies there weren't out for his blood.
Literally.
A little twist on the myth that unicorns were hunted for their fantastical powers.
Hard on dough and looking to get a coltfriend before Estrus, what's a pair of struggling musicians to do? Date an alien. It's really the only logical option. (RGRE)
A spacefaring Human Dominion has made contact with the ponies of Equestria, ushering in a new age of science, trade, and friendship. This does not stop Equestrian mares from lewding their new guests.
After a bad breakup, Vinyl has finally convinced Octavia to get back in the game. That was the easy part. The hard part? Convincing her that dating an alien is normal and completely justifiable. Luckily, nothing could go wrong with having a giant, bipedal, carnivorous space-ape for a coltfriend.
RGRE and Sci-Fi (though not prominantly enough to warrent the tag, imo) Cover art by BGF
A book for those that find themselves stranded on an alien planet.
This is for any other poor sap that finds themselves stranded in the kingdom of Equestria with no way to get back to Earth. A guide on the dos and don'ts of living in Equestrian society. Follow our advise carefully, and you may just survive.
Or don't! Whatever works for you.
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The chapters of this story are not in any particular order. Each new chapter is whatever subject I felt like writing about at the time, so there probably won't be consistent flow between them.
Featured on March 4th, 2020. Two features at the same time! WOOH!
The Third rises. Also, Lyra becomes a cult leader.
Not so long ago, Equestria barely defeated two almost unstoppable creatures known as humans, which they called the Second and the First. Almost five years later, another one has shown up. The military takes up arms, the princesses are stricken with fear, and the Elements of Harmony assemble, ready for battle. But 'the Third' has no idea what's going on, and only wants to know how he came to be here, and how to get back home. Good questions indeed...But will he ever get his answers? Or will his predecessors' legacy catch up to him first?
“Side story/prequel to Human by DannyJ, but can be read on its own. Contains spoilers.”
"Humans.... Quite possibly the most infuriating mythical creatures in existence. If you ever have the 'luck' to meet a Human in your travels across Equestria, then you must be careful. Humans are extremely powerful creatures, some would say more so than Celestia or Luna, they are also more unpredictable than Discord. They can help you in a tight spot if you're lucky, or play nasty tricks on you if you don't hold the Human's favor. In my time I've seen a Human give a filly pounds upon pounds of gold, and the same one turn greedy ponies into gold. The only one I ever have seen 'face-to-face' was in my earlier years, he helped me repair my wagon when it broke down in Everfree Forest, by fix I mean a whole new one appeared not ten feet away, and the only thing the Human asked for in return was a spindle.... But be warned, never anger a Human, a trick or two in fair game is fine, but if you ever manage to truly anger a Human...... you'll be part of the small number ever to meet non-existence." - Star-Swirl the Bearded.
A silly nonsensical story, not to be taken seriously. Some chapters are not connected to others.
A short treatise on the nature of our human friends, a type of sapient hairless bonobo.
note: thanks for Zyrian for editing! You're the best.
Greetings everypony! Now that the human world is soon to be open to Equestria, it's important to provide basic information about these long lost mythical creatures.
3/16/18 edited for spelling and grammatical errors.
Twilight Sparkle introduces Anon to Autumn Blaze, FOR SCIENCE!!!
As the official attendant of Twilight's Friendship Castle, Anon has a pretty sweet gig. Heck, he's even been adjusting to life in magical horse land pretty well, if he had to say so! On just another seemingly random day, the Princess shows up with an exceedingly curious, and somewhat cute, guest. Let's hope she doesn't have any ulterior motives for having the newly re-discovered kirin meet the man...
Kinks Include: Male on Female, Musk, Pheromones, Soft Fur, Interspecies Copulation, Oral, Vaginal, Impregnation
Extra Kinks Include: Masturbation due to scientific exploration, Immolative Intercourse and breeding...
Twilight is teleported to Blood Gulch Canyon after meddling with a ship that crash landed in Equestria. She must enlist the help of the local red and blue soldiers to get home while unraveling a dark conspiracy linking her world to a shadowy agency.
Everything changes for Twilight Sparkle and her friends when a mysterious extraterrestrial ship crash lands in Equestria. When Twilight messes around in the ship's systems with her magic, she ends up transported to an alien world unlike anything she imagined: a box canyon in the middle of nowhere.
To get home, Twilight must enlist the help of the eccentric Red and Blue soldiers that live there... if she can get them to stop bickering first! Additionally, she finds herself being pursued by the enigmatic military agency known only as Project Freelancer. Back in Equestria, all is not well for Twilight's friends as forces involved with the crashed ship make themselves known. Reds, Blues and ponies will all have to work together to discover the mysterious connection between Equestria and Project Freelancer.
A crossover with Red vs Blue. Written with the intention for the story to be followable without having watched the series. (just don't expect to get all the references).
A simple Tunneler drone is catapulted from Equestria during the infamous Wedding onto earth. Confused, injured and alone, the drone must figure out how to survive with the whole world watching. (Changeling on Earth, Xcom, Men in Black and SG:1 Xover)
A simple Tunneler drone is catapulted from Equestria during the infamous Wedding to Planet Earth. Confused, injured and alone, the drone must figure out how to survive in an alien environment with all of humanity watching.
(Crossovers with XCOM, Men In Black and Stargate: SG1) (Changeling on Earth fic / Available to hire artists for a cover art commission! Current Cover art by Ashinda on FimFiction)
(People have apparently been turned off by the whole 'pet' thing in the title; it's only relevant for a few chapters and has nothing kinky or lewd about it. )
The product of my friend and I having a Skype call that went to the subject of 'What if...'
This is pretty much a self-insert, mostly done for comedic purposes. After a mishap with an invention of mine, a friend and I find ourselves in the magical land of Equestria. How will the peaceful land of Equestria handle the influx of two humans? Will Jay and I ever find a way back home? Will anyone give this story a fair shot? Read and find out. Things that actually involve MLP:FiM begin in the second chapter.
From one barren wasteland to another, less barren wasteland, an Australian IT worker finds himself stuck in the snow where nowhere to go. At least it can't get any worse... right?
From one barren wasteland to another, less barren wasteland, an Australian Information Technology worker finds himself stuck in the snow with nowhere to go. Armed with nothing but a cheap tool set and a three metre Ethernet cable, he must find a way to survive his new location. At least it can't get any worse... right?
Oh of course it can, it's a HIE.
Warning: Contains Australian, Changelings (of course), snow, occasional IT speak, less-than-stellar HIE satire, and shoddy humour not fit for a backyard comedy club.
Aaron is a normal guy, struggling to find his way at university... until a cute girl with blonde hair, blue eyes, and a bit of an inappropriate worldview takes interest in him. Little does he know the plans she has for him... to make him a pony!
Aaron was starting to become a bit of a jaded university student.
He didn’t have a lot of friends, didn’t have a lot of fun, and worst of all… he didn’t have a girlfriend.
But then he started to chat with what might have been the cutest girl in class. Blonde hair. Blue eyes. Gorgeous body. Atrociously bad (but cute) German accent. It was surprising that he was able to hang out with her at all! Why was it that the popular and connected young adults weren’t hanging out with her?
He quickly found out once he began to spend time with her. Her worldview and opinions were a bit… suspicious.
She seemed to have quite a fondness for controversial topics - speaking easily about sensitive things like eugenics, cultural superiority, aggressive police-state and national socialist paradigms. It was no surprise that she was often spat on by many of the other people at their university.
But that wasn’t uncommon these days on campus: it seemed like even looking at somebody the wrong way these days could earn you the dreaded moniker of being a fascist. So Aaron was willing to give her the benefit of the doubt.
…
Plus she was damn cute! And maybe, just maybe, he had a chance of finally graduating from kissless virgin status: she definitely seemed to be taking a bigger and bigger interest in him as their relationship grew.
Little did he know that his new girlfriend is a lot more than meets the eye - she’s a being from another world, and has plans for upgrading Aaron’s body into something more suitable for her needs. Human anatomy has never really been interesting to her, and she needs friends of more of an equine nature. That’s why she’s here - to recruit and transform different humans into ponies that can be taken back to her home.
But when he’s transformed, will this cute girl be able to resist Aaron’s stunningly beautiful stallion physique? Will Aaron’s equine form prove to be so irresistible to her that she ends up punching his v-card after all?
Yep!
Editing, proofreading, and a ton of help from the great AJ Aficionado. Check him and his great stories out!
Warning! Contains: human to pony transformations / human female on pony (oral and hand) / pony on pony / large endowments / cum inflation / Controversial Nazi Horse
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Luna takes an interest in Ponyville's resident human, further complicating his already tumultuous life.
[ Rated mature for excessive language and humorous sexual dialog and situations. ]
Anon's got pony problems. Fluttershy's been stalking him, Twilight's trying to experiment on him, and he's been fighting sleep ever since he met Luna at a dinner party last week. The reclusive Princess of the Night has taken a somewhat inappropriate interest in him and has been invading his dreams!
Thanks to Luna's dreamwalking shenanigans, Anon now has to contend with doomsday meteors, horrendous creatures, and harrowing trials in addition to the growing herd of overly amorous mares plaguing him in his daily life. The line between dreams and reality begins to blur, leaving Ponyville's poor resident human desperate for a moment of peace and quiet!
This is a completed second person Anon in Equestria story originally written between December 2012 and February 2013 and converted to prose by reader request.
