A man and a unicorn discover their bathroom is no longer their own and other tales.
What happens when you discover that your most private of sanctuaries is no longer there? Two beings, one man and one pony, learn just that when they find that their bathrooms are no longer their own. How do these beings handle this strange occurrence and will they let it get in their way?
Since This isn't my bathroom! did so well and I was told by many to do more, I have transformed this into a short series where one poor man will be subjected to more room swaps than should ever happen. Yes, the first addition to the bathroom is the kitchen..
Spike's bed isn't the most comfirtable thing and in an attempt to find a better place to sleep he ends up sleep walking and using his friends as beds to find the most comfortable one.
The Mane 6 are over at Twilight's for a late-night get together, just hanging out. It's late, Spike's asleep. While the Mane 6 are enjoying their time Spike begins to sleepwalk, muttering about his lousy bed. So, he pats around for a good bed and instead finds ponies, and thus the contest for who's the best bed begins.
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Uncle Chan tries to balance running an antique shop, fighting demons, and being a Chi Wizard with being a loving Uncle to his nephew, his somewhat removed niece...and three little ponies who drive him straight up the wall.
Uncle lives a very fulfilling life at his antique shop. It's peaceful and quiet for the most part, just how he likes it. Of course, he's a skilled chi wizard, so he knows better than to actually let the universe know that he's content. So he complains.
A lot.
Then one day, a basket containing three infant magical ponies arrives, and his peaceful life goes out the window...to be replaced with, perhaps, something a little more than contentment.
The universe, apparently, is smarter than he gave it credit for, because now he has "Three More Things!" to complain about to hide just how much they mean to him.
First chapters take place approximately 10 years before the events of the first episode of the show.
Edit: Cover Art put together by Shadow Bolt Edit 2: New Cover Art by Swan Song. Link to his page in image source. Edit 3: Level Dasher commissioned an image of the CMC with their new Cutie Marks from Katakiuchi4U over on Deviantart. Here's the pic!
Stupid Human takes a trip to Equestria. But not the Equestria that he was wanting.
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Well, what can I say? This is the story of a man. Or maybe he was... a pony-man. Or maybe he was just a... Pony! But he was still...
FIREWAAAAAAAALLLL!!!!
... Yeah, this is that story. The story where a guy goes to a party and wakes up in Ponyville. That guy (I know him as 'me') seems to have landed in his own personal little heaven. Hell, I even brought me a pack of endless cigarettes. How does that not kick all kinds of flank?
So yeah, everything was awesome. The End.
Well, except for The Nightmare. And Trixie. And some jerk named David. Then there was that Azure Flora pony. And that skank princess that steals my goddamn phone!
Listen, summaries just... They just don't cut it. If you want the story, it's provided right here.
A changeling is thrown out of the changeling hive and ends up in a familiar village.
A single changeling is blamed for making Chrysalis' plan to take over Equestria fail. He's banished and thrown out of the hive, ending up somewhere far away.
Luckily, he ends up not too far from a certain well-known village, where he can feed to his heart's content.
Needless to say, not everything goes according to plan.
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Follow the adventures of Human Turned Pegasus... with a twist~.
H-Hello Everypony, my name is Fluttershy.
b-but it was something else in my past life...
ugh, let's all be honest, volunteering to take over for a pony to get out of reincarnation has its own way of backfiring.
mainly for the fact that I'm now a Closet-Futanari Fluttershy trying not to reveal her secret and fighting off instincts urging me to rut her friends' brains out! even though I retain the mind of a human Brony with a physical attraction to the Mane 6.
...yep! I'm in trouble.
thought I'd try a new change of pace, mainly because I never see 'Human Turned Fluttershy' on this site, or at least not any notable or quirky ones.
The story of a human dealing with tiny, tiny little horse/pony sun princesses that fit in his palm and cause a ruckus in his precarious life. A Pony/Princess on Earth story.
So you know how that whole My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic show is going on? You know, the show for little kids that's basically a marketing ploy for toys?
Well, I found one of those toys while I was walking. It had colorful hair, a white coat, wings, and a horn. I wanted to give it to my sister as a gift.
Then apparently the toy is possessed by demons who claim to be Princess Celestia from the show. Either that or the real Princess Celestia figured out how to cross the divide between dimensions and just likes to visit me and cause problems in a body that fits in my hand.
Whatever the case may be, just remind me that I need to call my therapist later.
A Pony on Earth story that started with a conversation about Toy Story and this picture.
A svelte young zebra saunters into Tekky's shop and, wouldn't ya know it, there's mischief afoot!
Haan, an attractive zebra who's totally a real zebra and everything, is in need of a few plot driven elixirs. Wandering into Tekky's shop, the well hung, local potion maker, he finds more than what he was looking for. Lewd chicanery ensues because, ya know, it's one of those stories.
Kinks Include: Futa on Male, Futa on Male on Futa, Oral, Anal, Worship, Musk, Salacious BS, Reluctant Dickmares, Potions (Duh), Spitroasting, Threesomes, More Oral, Cumflation, and a Copious Amount of Spooge
Chrysalis, revelling in her prior shenanigans, is hit with some rather jarring news.
After having produced, and subsequently released, a sex tape of herself disguised as Princess Celestia, Chrysalis is thoroughly enjoying the social turmoil that she's created. Between shoots, she can often be found browsing on her phone, enjoying the deluge of comments and upheaval which her video created. Sadly, her amusement is cut short, as her assistant comes to her with some rather troubling news...
Kinks Include: MFF, Male on Female, Female on Female, Threesomes, Oral, Vaginal, Squirting, a Fairly Decent Amount of Semen
BONUS KINKS INCLUDE: Sensual Lovemaking, Forgiveness, Sickeningly Sweet Romance, Spontaneous Changeling Climaxes Due to an Overload of Amorous Affection
TD and Celestia. Without a doubt one of Equestria's greatest rivalries. Imagine Celestia's surprise when she is asked out on a date by none other than TD.
One day Celestia finds herself being asked out on a date by TD, a human famous for punching her in the face.
You know what to expect. ...... Or not. I REGRET NOTHING
Set in a Universe where TD did not go on his Journey. Intended to be a non-canon side story.
Defeated. Betrayed. Cornered and outnumbered. One last chance. An escape...to a new world. A strange world. A world of giants.
For Queen Chrysalis, the end seemed near. Defeat after defeat at the hooves of her enemies had left her tired and desperate while her army of once thousands reduced to a mere several dozen. Surrounded, it seemed that utter defeat was inevitable. But she was a proud changeling queen, she wouldn't go down that easy. She still had one last trick up her hoof. A Portal...to another world. And through that portal, she entered a world of new wonders, of new dangers, and to her surprise and utter shock, a world of giants.
For Rick Mason, life was alright. He had a nice house, a decent job, and two awesome dogs. What else could a guy ask for? Tiny talking alien bug horses? ...Well it's not like he wasn't asking for them.
Amazing art was made by: xxkrutoy
All references, mentioned or otherwise, belong to their owners respectively.
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It has been almost a year since you woke up face firmly planted in the dirt path of a small village's park in the world of Equestria. Now, one faithful morning, you will be forced to survive what every male in world has to survive... The Heat.
Almost one year after you woke-up with a face full of dirt in the middle of a dirt path in Ponyville's central park, you have finally managed to create some semblance of a normal life. You have a modest one bedroom home. You have a job that you enjoy doing. And above all, you have managed to make plenty of friends.
A huge step up from when you first arrived... in your pajamas, confused, covered in dirt, and stumbling among a throng of panicking colorful ponies.
You sometimes can't help but remind some of them of this embarrassing first contact. And they in turn can't help but remind you of that scream (which was most certainly NOT unmanly) you let out when you found out you weren't dreaming.
Yes, you have come a long way from those first panic stricken screams. And you have managed to learn a lot about Equestrian culture and their way of life.
But sometimes, certain things get left out, and you are forced to learn them the hard way... in every sense of the word.
(A 2nd person story involving you, the reader, and any pony, stallion or mare, that you are unfortunate enough to cross paths with.)
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If you are reading this, then I assume you have some interest in this story. However, I should probably point out that if the interest that drew you here is the kind of interest that I think it is... Sorry to say that you may have a bit of time to wait.
This story is Mature because of the subject matter. Which is the urge of ponies to make more little ponies.
As of right now, nothing more than perhaps a bit of heavy petting is planed out. However, this may change at a later date depending on numerous factors... Mainly if laziness doesn't get in the way.
For right now though, enjoy my attempt at some comedy, romance, and all around horribly written randomness.
Celestia responds to the friendship lessons penned on behalf of her faithful student by the newest ponyville weirdo.
When Anon takes the liberty to inject his particular brand of humor into Twilight's friendship lessons, Celestia feels the need to respond, more often than not.
Tekky, being the klutz that she is, has a minor accident and Leech is left to administer emergency medical treatment.
It's been a few weeks since Tekky let Leech start living with her and things have been going pretty well. Leech has been trying her best to help out around the house while Tekky manages the shop. Sadly, accidents do happen from time to time but, thankfully, Leech is a totally legit medical professional!
Kinks include: Futa on Female, Oral, Vaginal, Magical Bondage, Sexy Outfits, Cum Inflation, Totally Legit Medical Practices.
Leech finds a mysterious creature in town. If you're read ANY of the stories with her, you can probably guess what's going to happen...
Taking a walk through town, because she's bored and Tekky wants her to pick up a few things, Leech stumbles upon a rather odd critter. Tall, well toned, and silent, the creature doesn't seem all that threatening; until he opens his mouth, that is. Now face to face with some sort of weird pony-monster stallion, she's gotta be quick on her feet. Luring him into an alley, away from the gobsmacked public, she tries to learn his intentions. As you've likely guessed, things get kinda sticky...
Kinks Include: Female on Male, Male on Female, Sixty Nines, Oral, Vaginal, Tentacle Tongues, Size Difference, Monster Ponies, Lots of Lewd Bullshit, Cumflation (Cum Inflation), and Being Knotty
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Rarity decides now that she is a teacher, it's time to fulfill a kinky teacher-student fantasy. Sadly, the two male students she goes for want nothing to do with a mare. They'd rather do one another. Teaching how to properly gay ensues.
One reason Rarity agreed to teach is to turn her teacher-student fantasy into reality. When she leads detention for two hot young males who were caught with porn, she assumes she can do just that. She is mistaken.
Still, a lady doesn’t complain about free live gay porn, so she does what teachers do and educates them instead. Teaching how to properly gay ensues.
Cover art used with permission. Rarity face is by T-3000, taken from here. Sandbar and Gallus are by flash_draw, found in image 1786464 on Derpibooru (explicit).
Contains: anal, analingus, anal virginity, blow job, cum-gargling, exhibitionism, foalcon (if you see the friendship students as foals), free live porn, gay, masturbation, oral application of lubricant, teaching how to properly gay, voyeur
Ever had to deal with a bunch of overfriendly mares out of the blue? Eric Reed found out. If you're not into ponies, It's not fun.
Eric Reed was thinking about some of the girls back in his old, human world, wishing he could have a girlfriend. A human girlfriend. But before he knew it, Eric found himself having to deal with the affections of his suddenly overfriendly pony friends. Who may or may not take "no" for an answer. He's not into ponies like that, so this becomes really weird for him.
And things will only get weirder.
In the many months he's known them, none of his friends have ever once showed any real hints of a romantic interest in Eric. Why would they start doing it now...?
Like similar short stories I've wrote, and still writing, this story takes place after the events of my "A Giant Adventure to Equestria" story, but this isn't really a sequel to it. You can enjoy this story without needing to read "A Giant Adventure to Equestria, but here's the link to it if you want to read it, and to learn about Eric's backstory. http://www.fimfiction.net./story/427481/a-giant-adventure-to-equestria
Disclaimer: Not a real-life religion, so there's no need to get all up in arms over a fic with the 'comedy' tag.
Post-Conversion Earth is a calm, peaceful place. However, it lacks the certain kind of chaos that only religion can bring. Enter a single, fanatical human from space to dish out his own kind of conversion.
Religion is coming to Equestria, brought by a single, oblivious, fanatic. On a divine mission from his God (at least that's what he thinks), this lone human will not rest until he saves the souls of all. With zeal in his heart, a holy tome in his hands and unyielding faith, he shall bring the true meaning of conversion back to Equestria.
Whether the ponies like it or not.
So grab your prayer beads, strap on your finest missionary boots and prepare for a preachin' you won't forget.
Arse-covering: 1. I'm not taking any shots at religion here, it's a shame that I have to point that out but better safe than sorry. 2. Any references to actual religion is purely for comedic purposes. 3. Not a hate-fic, I just can't resist the pun. 4. Disregarding the above points is considered heresy, and punishable by eternal damnation.
