Princess Cadence and Prince-Captain Shining Armor have given Thorax a journal to document his days in the Crystal Empire so they can help him learn from his experiences. This can only go well.
Dear Small Pony Book,
Hello. My name is Thorax. I am a changeling formerly of the Badlands Hive, ruled by the terrible Queen Chrysalis. Nowadays, I am fortunate to call the Crystal Empire home, and their Royal Family my friends.
Since I'm rather new to living in pony society—without orders to infiltrate, of course—my new friends have been doing their very best to help me get acclimated to this strange, alien way of life. To this end, Princess Cadence has instructed me to tell you of my experiences so that we might use this as time to reflect together. However, I do find it strange. How am I to discuss my day to day interactions with a book? Especially one without a name? You can't not have a name, that would just be rude. So, I will just have to figure one out for you.
I'm not sure why Cadence is laughing at that, or why Shining Armor is groaning. This is a very serious issue.
These ponies are strange. But I don't think I'd have them any other way.
A little thing for me to fiddle with when I'm bored. Updates will likely be sporadic. Tagged as a prequel/sequel to The Face I'll Wear because it will explore some of the same themes and will show events before and after the story.
Death has come for Anon. Unfortunately, she has her work cut out for her.
Anon's dead, apparently, and Death has come to claim his soul. There's just one problem: he doesn't want to go. And there's nothing Death can do to make him.
Anon finds himself facing the biggest decision of his life...
Having sailed through several rounds of dates, with only one left to go, Anon finds himself at the end of his rope. Though he can see the light at the end of the tunnel, one constant fact has continued to plague his thoughts - no matter how things shape up, he'll still have to make a choice...
Author's Note The thrilling CYOA conclusion of Janitor Anon's misadventures! I'm not gonna bullshit you guys, I couldn't bring myself to write one ending here. In the end, I figured "Hey! I'll let folks pick their own conclusion for the story!" And before anyone asks, yeah, I know, it's pretty tame by my standards. The mature rating and sex tags are there purely because of the associations. Consider this the neat little multiple choice bow on the product. It's been a wild ride and I hope like hell y'all enjoyed it!
Artwork by Stoic5
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It is not every day that you learn that a monster of legend is real, let alone friends with Rarity. If she had heard of the old stories, perhaps she would be more cautious. Or more daring. (RGRE) {Has first and second person versions}
It is not every day that you learn that a monster of legend is real, let alone friends with Rarity. If she had heard of the old stories, perhaps she would be more cautious. Or more daring.
(RGRE) {This story has two versions, the last chapter is the first person version.}
Anon is drafted to babysit Pinkie Pie. Things don't end well...
Unwittingly having volunteered to look after a sugar-crazed pink filly, Anon's not sure what to do. It's not like Pinkie Pie is a bad filly or anything, but she sure as shit seems to have as much energy as an overclocked Stellarator (google it). Regardless, he's got to keep an eye on her for the afternoon, lest he disappoint her scorching hot mom.
Can Anon keep Pinkie from going bananas?!? Will the pink ball of seemingly endless energy break his sanity?!?
Tune in to find out!!!
Kinks Include: Foalcon, Female on Male, Male on Female, Oral, Vaginal, Anal, All Manner of Inappropriate Innuendo, and Questionable Choices
Extra Lewd Kinks Include:Pinkie's Insatiable Lust for Cream Pies...
Artwork by Aer0 Zer0
Author's Note: This was a joint project with Hidden Secret. Go check his stuff out!
While strolling around town, Twilight Sparkle accidentally knocks out Derpy's contact lenses, revealing perfectly normal eyes hidden underneath. So what else could Derpy be faking?
While strolling around town, Twilight Sparkle accidentally knocks out Derpy's contact lenses, revealing perfectly normal eyes hidden underneath.
Derpy, you're going to drive Sweetie CRAZY these next couple of weeks. Months. Years.
The innocent need protecting. That's why Hunter has come to Equestria! Well, he didn't actually have a choice. And would really rather be home. But still. A fic starring a Navy SEAL and everyone's favorite cross-eyed blondie!
Doom and Gloom while things go Boom in . . . Equestria?
An accident in the lab sends our favorite boy genius to Equestria, as a pony. What will he do and how will he get back? The answer: Science! (Cover Art Updated!) New FAQ! and TV Tropes! Planned Phrases from Dexter: “Pinkie Pie! Don’t push that Button!” /to Pinkie “Please, Magic is the word simpletons and the ignorant use to describe what they cannot understand.”/ to Twilight “No, I didn't strap a rocket to you. I strapped you to a rocket.” /to Rainbow Dash “Friends? Who needs friends?”
Dexter is a boy super-genius with a disdain for anything girlish and no desire for friendship. After an mishap in his lab, he gets stuck in Equestria. How will he cope with the over-friendly ponies, and the girlish everything? For any who do not know Dexter's Lab: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dexter's_Laboratory [RIP Christine Cavanaugh: 8/16/63-12/22/2014] - Dexter's Original Voice Actress
Diamond Gavel is the Chief Legal Officer of EquestriAero, a savvy business-pony who makes sure that everything actually works, and Jet Stream's right hand mare. But she goes through heats just like any other mare - she just hides it better.
A Space Ponyo Side-Fic!
The 28 year old business prodigy Diamond Gavel awoke to find that she was soaking wet: sweaty and horny... She was in heat.
She wasn't the kind of mare to take a day off of work though, so she plows ahead with her day (while hoping she doesnt get plowed)... dodging a teasing younger colt, her handsome boss and a slew of phallic shaped temptations.
Finally making it home, Diamond reflects on her past, remembering some of the sacrifices that she's made to become the love-avoiding, down to business, career-mare she is today...
Including how she landed her first job, 8 years prior!
And some of the cute and sexy adventures from her youth that got her there!
Discord makes a deal with Celestia, sending a human to Equestria at the start of season two.
When Discord breaks free of his stone prison, he proves to be much older and wiser than he was on the show. A being of ancient and unimaginable power, he forces Celestia to make a deal to save her little ponies. What she doesn't realize is that one of the terms of the deal is that she forgets ever making it. Enter Navarone, a poor human just trying to get by—or at least, to the ponies that's what he looks like. Pulled from his home by an accidental summoning from one Twilight Sparkle, Navarone is thrust into a world of ponies and more violence than he expected from such a peaceful seeming world. These are his adventures—with a few asides from everybody's favorite Lord of Chaos, of course.
Now on TVtropes! I answered a ton of questions for the fellow making this, so the stuff on there is mostly accurate.
Cover picture by a fellow called Sawhorse. If you see any mistakes, send me a PM with the chapter, the line, and the mistake and I'll fix it. This thing is huge. There are plenty of mistakes in there. Also, there are spoilers in the comments.
It feels unfair to spoil a story in the description, but a lot of people have asked for a warning about this, so the main character of my story eventually gets gender-swapped for a long duration.
Living in Equestria under a false name and racial identity is one thing. Finding out you're not the only one of your kind stranded here is another... especially when that someone and the element bearers are looking for you.
Being my first attempt at a first-person romantic comedy, this takes a slightly different approach to the concept of being a human stranded in Equestria.
Enjoy.
Big thanks to DVAN56 for editing. Go check out his work!
Anon teaches Pinkie and Twilight what a blowjob is with a hooves on approach, learning in the process that mares can cum simply from having a dick in their mouth.
Apparently, this is an important scientific discovery, one that will incur plenty of tests.
The Mane 6 go to the doctor’s for checkups as part of a public health campaign. Thing is, they’re not that healthy.
Princess Celestia is very concerned about Equestrians’ lack of visits to their primary care physician, and Twilight and her friends are happy to help out on a public health campaign by filming a documentary about their visit to the doctor.
Thing is, they might not be the best ponies for a health campaign...
EDIT: Heyyyy, Featured #2 9/18! Thanks a bunch! EDIT: Number one same day- glad you all enjoyed! EDIT: Late Nite 9/20- lmao how is this still at #1 EDIT: Finally off number 1 but it took to 9/21. Actually means a bunch that everyone liked this silly little story :D
As the only human in Equestria, Anon has been given the position of an ambassador. Because of it, he was granted an immunity by the Princesses. Literally.
An ancient law of Canterlot states that each species present within the city must have an adequate diplomatic representation. There are no exemptions from it, even as far as interdimensionals aliens are concerned. As such, Anonymous the Human must pick up the mantle of an ambassador for humanity, even if he is the sole specimen. Even if he doesn't want to.
But it's not all bad news for him. After all, with such a responsibility also come some privileges. Personal guard detail, generous private mansion, all expenses covered by the crown. And of course, diplomatic immunity. Only that, thanks to the pony magic, the word immunity is taken much more seriously in Equestria.
Discord turned down Tirek's offer. As a reward, Celestia grants him the Archduchy of the Everfree. Naturally, no pony expects him to take being a noble seriously and just use the Everfree as his playground. Poor fools. As if he can't do a bit of both
Discord never betrayed Equestria for Tirek, aiding in returning the magic to all the drained unicorns. As a result, Celestia deems him ready of a "small" gift: The Archduchy of the Everfree, technically making him the highest noble under the princesses.
Naturally, this shocks everypony, including Discord himself. Now of course his lands will some have some chaotic magic and strange laws in effect, but that doesn't mean he doesn't take the noble thing a little seriously. Why is anypony's guess, but it'll be entertaining to watch.
Discord gets Pinkie Pie a special gift for her birthday. For one day, the hyperactive party pony gets to have...HIS powers.
A little story written in collaboration with DarknessRising, who is sadly no longer with us. (He went on to do something more fulfilling with his life. Think he became a guitar player in a famous rock band or something.)
It's Pinkie Pie's birthday, and Discord has decided to give her something special.
The entity of chaos decides to give Pinkie Pie his divine powers for one whole day.
Yay for the party pony, but a whole load of NOPE! for the rest of Ponyville.
Let's see how this turns out...
UPDATE - FEATURED! 6th of October, Monday, 2014. Meh, whatever. I prefer the Popular Section.
UPDATE - Featured. 12th of April, Wednesday, 2017. Yeah, yeah, well done me. So who wants to look into my YouTube channel at some point?
A fat, balding, middle-aged government worker is hoodwinked by a strange shopkeeper into putting on a mysterious hat that grants him magical powers and sends him to Equestria..
Herbert Wilkinson, an experienced government drone, makes the mistake of putting on a strange hat that a loony shopkeeper gives him.
Now, he is the Greengrocer, a villain with awesome powers over fruit and vegetables that he plans to use for his new-found goal:
The complete, and economical, subjugation of the new land he finds himself in.
The most villainous League of Humans Acting Villainous fic you'll ever read, I swear on me mum.
A Special Operative gets stranded in a strange unfamiliar world and must learn how to cope.
James Kaughn is a member of the world's most elite fighting force, but when his team is sent in to rescue a captive family in Afghanistan the mission hits a snag. He stays behind to allow the others to escape, fully expecting to die, but ends up in an unfamiliar place. Join him as he meets new challenges and struggles with his worsening PTSD. Will he be able to actually make friends and not just teammates?
A human with greek heritage is "lucky" enough to get a wish granted by no other than the Gods of the Olympus. His wish is granted, but the gods put their own little twist on it.
On a fateful night, Alex wins the divine lottery and is approached by Hermes, an Olympian god. He is promised one wish, whatever it may be.
Alas, the encounter doesn't quite work out like he hoped it would.
Alex finds himself thrown into a world that is wholly unfamiliar to him. Gone are his dreams of meeting the mane six. He doesn't even have the luxury of keeping his human form.
Having to deal with an unfamiliar surrounding and a new body, this story follows him on his way to find his own place in this alien world.
Character tags will be added as they become relevant. Teen rating is mostly for some bloody scenes. (nothing too gory). Also, the prologue plays far off in the future of this story and we won't be returning to that point in quite some time.
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