What do you do when you're not sure if you think you're going crazy or the talking equines in a magical land smell like candy? Go to the doctor.
Anon's been in Equestria for about a month and, he's gotta say, things could be worse. The talking pastel ponies are all friendly, he doesn't have to worry about taxes, and he's even started getting in shape while working at the Apple family farm. Yup, everything seems to be going rather well, that is until he notices something rather peculiar about the magical sentient equines. Unsure of what's going on he decides to visit the clinic to get to the root of his curious problem.
Kinks include: Male on Female, Interspecies, Oral, Vaginal, Scent / Musk, Squirting, and Creampie
Eric accepts an offer of off-campus residence at the Pie’s rock farm in exchange for physical labor and other help around the house. A certain soft-spoken, incredibly shy yet cute mare named Marble makes everything that much better.
Eric Griffith is to attend the Canterlot School of Natural Sciences courtesy of a student exchange program set up between Earth and Equestria. He accepts an offer by Pinkie Pie to set him up with her family so he wouldn’t have to live in the dorms, in exchange for him helping out around the rock farm and the house in general. Things go about as well as he expects; perhaps a bit better… but the most interesting aspect is his relationship with a certain cripplingly shy yet cute mare, who always hides a violet eye behind her perfectly straight, flowing mane.
Base artwork is by the INCREDIBLE WhitMaverick, sourced to his DA. Original (uncropped) picture is NSFW.
After learning about a secret "Continue Screen" that exists beyond death, Twilight Sparkle is even more surprised to find she can change her world's difficulty. Hard Mode is hard for a reason, Twilight.
After learning the shocking secret that a highly helpful "Continue Screen" exists beyond death, Twilight Sparkle is even more surprised to discover it comes with the ability to relive and explore her past adventures.
It even comes with an added difficulty option. But is Twilight Sparkle truly ready for her life's greatest battles on Hard Mode?
Sunny days, gentle breezes and light evening showers. The weather in Ponyville is perfect, thanks to the hard work of the weather team. Everypony loves it. Except, it turns out, the weather team itself. A story about passion and pegasi.
How do you kill a pegasus's soul? Put her in charge of the town's weather, then only let her schedule sunny days and gentle evening showers. Not thunderstorms, not blizzards, certainly not hail or tornadoes.
Nothing fun, in other words. Celestia forbid the weather team make some real weather, the kind Rainbow Dash dreams about. The farmers would never stand for that.
Well, screw the farmers. Screw the fashionistas and screw the library princess too if she complains. Rainbow Dash has a dream and she's going to share it with the world, whether the world wants it or not.
A story dedicated to anyone who's ever been passionate about something.
You are the only one who can rid the evil from Nightmare Moon, namely by fucking it out of her.
Tired of her concubines, Nightmare Moon seeks a skilled manwhore that can withstand her salacious wiles and overwhelming power.
You are a gigolo of legend: tales of your exploits have spread as far and wide as the legs of the women you have bedded and the diseases you would have surely spread if not for your innate immunity. Your musk has the strength of a powerful aphrodisiac, your voice is silk, your abdomen chiselled and hard.
The booking agency has approached you with a quest of great import—you are to fuck Nightmare Moon for the grand sum of two hundred bits. You are determined to not only screw the ever-loving shit out of her, but to banish the demon from her body and bring daylight to Equestria once more.
An entry for Aragon's Comedy is Serious Business contest under the prompt 'We Learned Something Purifying'.
Shining Armor has become an alicorn for some reason, and with no explanation available ponies assume ascendancy is sexually transmitted. Much to Twilight's irritation.
No actual sexually explicit content here, but there are references and some minor bad language.
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A HiE fic filled with light comedy and a bit of adventure. Enjoy.
'What is it about humans that urges them seek out so many endeavors in order to feed their desires? Greed, power, family, friends, philosophy, knowledge; infinite goals and infinite reasons behind them. Whoever or whatever created these beings are either cunning; to create self motivating creatures that will constantly push the limits of what's possible, or downright cruel; never truly allowing them to feel true fulfillment or satisfaction. The point is humans were created with a void, a missing piece left intentionally empty never to be filled, an undying hunger.'
A bit grim right? The names Rodney, and in case you're wondering, this is the story of my life. A life of Magic, Gods, and regrettably, Ponies. Yeah, freakin-multi-techno-collored-goody-ponies. But it's not all bad really, got way healthier with a more green diet. Though the lack of meat can be painful at times, that one landed me in less than desired situations. I get to screw with innocent ponies on a regular basis. Didn't kill myself or everyone else with me either. So not a bad deal really, even ended up retiring as teacher.
Teen for language and some adult themes. This takes place before season 3.
HIATUS: Currently at a programmer's boot camp. Will be done late June 2015.
AN: If you can see past my cruddy writing skills there's plenty to tickle your funny bones, I hope. First attempt at writing a fic.
Shining Armor is trying to be a better father. His little filly, Flurry Heart, has grown up so fast... she's almost 16! But things seems to be so distant between the two of them... is there some way that he could regain her love?
Shining Armor has been forced into an extended sabbatical by the Princesses. Their reasoning was clear: in the peaceful era that has followed Twilight Sparkle's ascendancy to the throne, Shining needs to spend more time with his family, and particularly his daughter, Flurry Heart.
The precocious teen is fifteen years of age and rapidly approaching her sixteenth birthday. But she's not the little foal that Shining enjoyed spending so much father-daughter time with. The halcyon days of cute little Flurry playing on his knee are long gone, replaced with a prickly and complicated teenage filly.
Will the oblivious and goofy Shining Armor be able to navigate the difficulties of modern-day fatherhood? Will he follow the strange guiding voices which direct his decisions?
Or is he simply falling into an elaborate love-trap of Flurry and Cadence's design?
FIND OUT!
This is my entry into the June 2019 Wincest Contest!
This story is a fun little experiment I've been planning to try for some time: at the end of each chapter I'm going to present the fimfic readers with a strawpoll to choose from a few different options that our plucky protagonist can pursue. Inspired by the awesome Starscribe! Join in and see if the community will be able to guide Shining to his goal before the end of the month!
Will likely contain: Incest / MF / teenage foalcon
FYI the Equestria in this story is located in a deep gravity well, so all characters are over ten million years old in Earth years and therefore 100% not illegal.
After a spell goes awry, Shining Armor gets more than he bargained for.
After a spell goes awry, Shining Armor's cock gets stuck in Cadance's ass. Mom, Dad, dad jokes, Twilight, Spike, the fire department's rescue squad, and even Nurse Redheart are all unable to separate them.
Disclaimers: contains accidentally-in-public buttsex. Does not contain foalcon or incest.
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I came for the sexy shenanigans. I stayed for the comedy. If anyone in 2020 needs a soul-fulfilling laugh, read this story. —Steel Quill
The myriad misadventures of a plucky human in Equestria.
A continuation of the universe established in "The Stars Revolt", and a reboot of "Hands", Andrew Shepherd is trying to live a normal life as the local Ponyville alien.
Excess magic use has numerous ways of backfiring, most commonly exploding. Or uncommonly, it could have interesting side effects none could have predicted. So imagine what blasting an evil moon goddess with the mother of all rainbows could result in.
Excess magic use has numerous ways of backfiring, most commonly exploding. Or more rarely, it could have interesting side effects none could have predicted. So imagine what blasting an evil moon goddess with the mother of all rainbows could result in.
Unfortunately for me, these so-called 'side effects' involved dragging my defenceless self through time and space from my normal everyday life in the most abrupt teleport known to man. Transforming me into a small strange pegasus thing in the process and promptly spitting my ass out into the most deranged forest I've ever seen.
Now my new body made it so I'm no taller than a bloody chair stool, I could barely walk with these alien legs, my size telling me I was younger than what I probably should be, and to add to my already horrendous situation I haven't eaten since I got here!
I don't know what I am, but I have the feeling I really shouldn't exist.
I'm not new to writing but this is my first story here. As such grammar corrections and criticism are welcome.
Did you know it's possible to save Equestria without lifting a claw, or even breaking a sweat? Spike has saved Equestria 196 times since Starlight moved in.
When Dagen, a powerful mage, attempts a summoning spell for the first time, he brings forth three magical ponies that really want to fuck him.
Dagen of the Fourth Circle is in the midst of a breakthrough. After much effort and many failures, he's finally discovered how to summon live creatures from other worlds! The applications of such an ability are mind boggling, but his success hinges on a single test of his unfinished spell.
When experimenting, one must account for variables. A variable Dagen wasn't expecting was for the ponies he summoned to be capable of speech, magic, and human intelligence.
Oh, and they all seem to find him incredibly attractive... Dagen might need to work on his spell a little more before sharing it with the empire.
When Twilight found out that her own dog Spike has been making his own vlogging series on HayTube, she decided to have a bone to pick with him.
Twilight was just hanging out at the mall with her best friends, until many people came up to her, complimenting and asking about her dog, Spike, much to her confusion. When she found out that her own dog has been making his own vlogging series on HayTube, Twilight decided to have a bone to pick with him.
High Gear, along with her good friend Aria Blaze, takes a weekend trip to the beach for some rest and relaxation...
High Gear, having closed her shop for the weekend, decided to meet up with her friend at the beach. She and Aria go way, way back, which is a bit of a mixed blessing. As a fellow well hung and athletically toned dickmare, the siren knows exactly how to press her buttons, not like she really minds, but it tends to get them into sticky situations. Let's hope they have some fun, family friendly time together.
Kinks Include Chapter One: Futa on Futa, Futa on Female, Oral, Anal, Vaginal, Size Difference, Threesome, Creampies, Various Positions, and Hand Holding Chapter Two: Futa on Futa, Oral, Anal, Rimming, Light Domination, Submission, a Bit of Exhibitionism, and Footsies Under a Table Chapter Three: Female on Futa, Futa on Female, Oral, Vaginal, Face Sitting, BDSM, Size Difference, Cumflation (Cum Inflation), Femdom, and a Bit of Power Play Chapter Four: Wholesome SFW Content
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Artwork by Bakuhaku
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Twilight's royal title is put to the best possible use.
Ponyville's new 'code enforcement professional' has got it into her thick, monotonous head that Fluttershy has too great a density of pet animals, and she's set out to rectify that situation.
Twilight, though, has a problem with this, and she'll have to use her full authority as an alicorn princess to put a stop to it.
Fluttershy may have finally reached her breaking point when she takes in another animal... a small blue creature who seems to insist on destroying everything. And Discord doesn't help at all.
Fluttershy has always had trouble finding her voice, confident only when surrounded by her animal friends. So of course she's eager to take in a small blue creature she thinks needs her help. But when her newest guest begins destroying everything, Fluttershy may have to find her a voice a little sooner than she expected.
