MLP: FiMAdventureComedyRandomSecond PersonCrossoverHumanTwilightCelestiaAnon
After being inexplicably portaled into Equestria, Princess Celestia and Twilight Sparkle try to figure out what the hell to do with you. Apparently, they knew this was bound to happen.
Eventually.
MLP: FiMDarkAdventureComedyHumanAlt. UniversePinkieOC
There is an old chinese blessing, "May you live in interesting times." It is also considered a curse. I guess it all depends on what you consider "interesting." Hopping from world to world, always trapped in the body of a local resident, certainly is interesting. The fact that every world seems to be drawn from some story, movie or trope, even more so. But when I wake up as an extra voice in the already crowded head of a pony from a cartoon show? Now that's just plain weird.
All I want to do is go home, but this cursed coin around my neck wont let me. Even in death, there is no release from my curse.
MLP: FiMSexFetishProfanityComedySlice of LifePornHumanAnonOcellus
Anon had hoped he was done dealing with the advances of students, yet he was wrong. With his sanity slowly being whittled away, day after day, by his potential paramours, he does the unthinkable. If there's one way to get it all to end, to halt the seemingly endless tide of bedroom eyes and innuendo, it will be with the help of Twilight Sparkle.
Kinks Include: Kinks Include: Foalcon
A magical mishap leaves Twilight having to deal with a series of Twilights from alternate realities.
It's all downhill from there.
MLP: FiMSexFetishProfanityComedySlice of LifePornHumanAnonPharynx
After an unfortunate encounter with Ocellus, Anon is prompted by Twilight Sparkle to visit the changelings. Sure, she may have read about the shapeshifting bug-horses, although she's never really interacted with many. After leaving Ponyville, having been seen off by her close friend, Thunderlane, she arrives at her destination and is greeted by a rather curious sentry...
Kinks Include: Interspecies, Female on Male, Male on Female, Masturbation, Vaginal, Outdoor Sex, Knotting, Creampies, Very Minor Cumflation (Cum Inflation)
Hatter's Lye made an animation inspired by this story! You can find it on MrTektite's patreon. Feel free to check it out!!!
Also...Yes, Anon is a woman...
Artwork by Anjeval
MLP: FiMRomanceComedySlice of LifeTwilightDiscord
When a major magical mishap leaves Discord homeless and seemingly without his powers, he gets it in his head that he can simply stay with Twilight until he has somewhere else to go. He's rather insistent, too.
But hey, having an annoying and presumptuous roommate that causes ridiculous and unpredictable things to happen all around them simply by existing can't be all that terrible, can it?
...on second thought, maybe don't answer that. Just pray she doesn't end up falling in love with the fool.
MLP: FiMRomanceComedyDramaSecond PersonAlt. UniverseOCFancypantsFleur de LisDiamond Dogs
You are a unicorn stallion who has just arrived on the Haywaiian Isles by airship to gather some research for your next book. As you step off the ramp, a few pounds lighter after the wobbly ride, you meet your tour guide and begin your exploration across the islands.
While the diamond dog by the name of Holly might be your tour guide, there are other interesting characters that await you here in Haywaii. Some of which can be pretty intimidating. Enjoy your stay.
Note: It needs to be noted that I do consider the story: Somewhere, Beyond the Sea, by Lupine Infernis to be canon with this story/universe, so if you don't wish to spoil that story for yourself, please go ahead and read it and come back here. You will understand why. 
Of course, if you don't want to, then you don't have to. It is merely a suggestion.
My good friend, Quillian Inkheart, was a big help when it came to working on the Haywaiian setting. In addition to his advice he also preread and edited the story for me.
The story was proofread by: ShadowblazeCR.
The cover art was created by: Pigeonsmall, who did a really awesome job with the artwork.
Here is a link to an image of the main shark mare of the story: Jagged Nibble. Drawn by Grim_Grin and colored in GIMP by yours truly.
As you can see, FiMFiction needs more shark pony stories and I am more than happy to oblige.
MLP: FiMComedyDramaSlice of LifeCelestiaLunaOCCadanceMain 6
Depravity is a draconequus, with a problem. She loves ponies, a lot. So much so she has traveled across the seas to their homeland of Equestria to stalk them in secret. However, when her blatant obsession manages to catch the attention of a particular Princess of the Night, Depravity is immediately sent into a panic! If she is banished for her obsessive compulsions, how will she ever observe anymore ponies!? But come to find out the esteemed princess has actually come with a request for the draconequus. A request that may be an utter dream come true!
[Warning: Story contains suggestive themes/references.]
MLP: FiMSexComedyRandomSlice of LifeHumanAlt. UniverseDiamond TiaraDiscordMain 6CMCsScrewball
Cover art from HERE
Edit 14/3/2019: Had to remove the Drama tag because I wasn't allowed to save edits to the description due to too many tags due to the new rules.
I was enjoying a quiet day at work, when I suddenly find myself in what I can only describe as what a person high on drugs would see, before a blinding rainbow light slams into me and knocks me unconscious.
Upon awakening, I find something very off, not only about my surroundings, but myself. For one, I seem to have become a small horse and a female one at that.
I also seem to be in a forest of some kind. Hang on. Is this the Everfree?
Oh, great. What do i do now?
Well, having powers on par with a Chaos Lord certainly might come in handy. Let's see what i can do with them, shall we?
Sex tag for sexual references and teen for teen reasons, plus a lot crass swearing.
And, just be warned, that random tag is serious. Random shit will happen in this fic, so be wary of that when entering and DO NOT expect anything to just be normal at any point.
In Popular Stories 31/12/2015. What a way to end the year!
Featured 24/7/2016. Okay. Honest to God did not see that coming.
Featured again 31/7/2016. Wait. What?
Featured 5/8/2016. Someone's pulling my leg here, right?
Featured again 26/8/2016. No. Wait. WHAT?
Despite everything, got Featured 16/2/2017. Just hope the next update does this justice
In Featured 2/07/2017. Um... How? Don't get me wrong, I'm glad, but... how?!
Seriously? Featured 23/7/2017?
Featured 28?7/2017. .... Um, HOW?
Featured 4/8/2017. Wait, HOW?
MLP: FiMComedySlice of LifeTwilightCMCs
The Crusaders are asking The Question... and they keep getting the same annoying answer. So in desperation, they go to the expert on the subject... Twilight Sparkle!
A legitimately E-rated story about the birds and the bees... because for ponies, there's nothing to be embarrassed about really. Well... almost nothing...
MLP: FiMSexRomanceComedyRandomOC
Based on the OC Characters by the legendary artist: Shinodage. Specifically an artwork recently posted by him which may be affiliated with the number NSFW 1589326
Jet Stream had a very tough week at Equestria's first annual aerospace conference in Canterlot. More than half of his projects required monetary support from the Royal Rocketry Commission, represented at the conference by the notorious Ms. Harshwhinny. An infamous tease, Jet Stream had done everything he could to seduce the older mare, only for her to finally take his competitor Tesla Musk up to her hotel room.
Returning home once the conference was finished, frustrated, tired and not thinking straight, he is met with the unexpected sight of his young daughter - who was supposed to still be at her mother's house.
Sexually frustrated, mentally exhausted, and confronted with an attractive, innocent young filly who adores him - will Jet Stream manage to hit the NO GO switch on this pending launch? Or will his main engine ignite and propel him to a completed mission?
Featured 11/20/17 - 11/23/17!
Warning contains: incest, fillycon, anal, M/F, light belly bulging. If you're not a fan - look elsewhere.
Now with a sequel by popular demand!
REMINDER: ALL CHARACTERS ARE 18+
MLP: FiMSexRomanceComedySlice of LifeHumanAlt. UniverseCelestiaLunaZecoraOtherMain 6
FEATURED: 10/11/2017
FEATURED: 26/11/2018
I have always been very attracted to the “Humanity, Fuck Yeah!” threads online and I wanted to try making one story on that level about a Human in the MLP Universe.
Crack story
Strong terms and Themes (you’ll see in the first chapter already)
Human in Equestria.
The plot is simple: We have fingers, they have hooves...Would that make Humans WAY better than ponies in giving massages then?
Here they do, and the Human MC gives “Heavenly good ones” for reasons (his mother always suffered of back pains, he learned to give massages since he was a kid because professionals costed too much and once reached thirty-five years of age he had long become a ‘Master’.)
The crack part of the story is...Those massages feel TOO GOOD, LUDICROUSLY GOOD! So much that even the most rotten Bad Guys actually add divergences on their EEEEEEEVIL! Plans just to make sure the Human massages also fall in their possession, everybody want those fingers to work their magic on their backs, EVERYBODY!
...Everybody but Princess Luna asshe won’t be fooled! It is clear that the Human massages are hiding some EVIL CORRUPTING MAGIC! (She is an expert after all!) so she won’t be Corrupted by those vile tricks! NEVER!
Pretty much a Silly 'Tinfoil-hat’ Luna fighting against a conspiracy only she can see.
NO, IT’S NOT BASHING! Just some randomness thrown in.
Why is all this happening? Easy...The secret it’s all in the hands.
MLP: FiMSexProfanityRomanceComedySlice of LifeHumanOCFleur de Lis
Being the sole human in a city full of judgemental unicorns has a pretty detrimental effect on a guy's employment prospects, a fact Luke Nona has become all too aware of. After a year of scraping by in Equestria’s capital, he still doesn’t have a job. That all changes when a certain Princess calls in a favour from a supermodel.
Beware of spoilers in the comments.
Fleur x human romance, with a fair helping of lewdness planned in later chapters. Blatant wish fulfilment at its finest, yes—but who doesn’t want to fall in love with Canterlot’s prettiest supermodel?
Cover art originally by skyline19, but has been slightly tweaked for this story. The original derpibooru upload can be found here. Pre-read by JimboTex.
MLP: FiMRomanceComedySlice of LifeHumanCelestiaLunaBon-BonOCMain 6
A young human girl runs away from home with her best friend, and finds herself much further from home than she ever expected. Her arrival in Equestria will cause ripples that affect ponies from the lowest to the highest.
Meanwhile, a young Nocturne mare begins an epic quest to earn the right to clean Princess Luna's porcelain throne.
Be sure to check out the Continuation. "How to Train Your Batpony" Not a Clopfic!
Let me extend thanks to Georg for letting me play with some of his characters and situations, and for proof reading and contributing some really good lines here and there.
Secondly, I would recomend reading some of his stories to better understand the jokes and situations that pop up in my story. Most especially I would advise you read A War of Words - The Opening of the Guard and possibly Genealogy (or the mating habits of Nocturnes Pegasi) (which is very long)
A fic which follows the events of Apogee's Tuesday Night Dinner and Apogee Gets Dizzy.
The afternoon has had a lot of VERY sexually-charged encounters... between Diz and Apogee... between Jet and Apogee... and all as per this scheming, devious, filly's plan.
Now she's ready to spring the last parts of her trap: to use any and all means to get her father, Jet Stream, to sleep with her cute, shy, nerdy friend Daisy 'Diz' Cutter. The fact that both participants in her debauched plan are more interested in her than each other, making them more than a little reluctant won't stop her.
Will the conniving pegasus-filly be able to use innuendo, Twister, and sexy-movies to coax Jet and Diz to screw each other silly?
Yes.
Contains: Filly-con, incest, really fun sexy times, light anal play!
Featured from 06/11/18 - 06/14/18!
REMINDER: ALL CHARACTERS ARE 18
MLP: FiMSexRomanceComedyCrossoverHumanTwilightCelestiaLunaMain 6
Johnny Bravo in Equestria, but with reversed gender roles. Where mares are supposed to be the ones to be tough and 'marely' (manly). And most stallions are prissy, fickle, and demanding, due to the easy access of mares thanks to the ratio of males to females, and the dynamics of a herd relationship.
Expect a clueless Johnny, eager and loving mares, and lots of hopefully funny misunderstandings, romance, sexual undertones and moments, and lessons and musings on love and relationships.
Perspective will shift between Johnny Bravo and the ponies between mini chapters, and I'll use bold and italics when the character whose perspective the story is currently written from is talking.
MLP: FiMSexProfanityComedyMysteryTwilightSpikeStarlight Glimmer
After a frightening conversation with her dad Firelight, Starlight Glimmer turns to Twilight for advice. The tale Twilight spins in response contains time travel, machine cults, and the very disturbing identity of Starlight's mother.
EDIT: Featured day of posting, 7/21/20! #3...how far will it go!? *GASP* #2!
EDIT: #1 very early Hours of 7/22 :D
EDIT: AUDIO READING by StraighttothePointStudios!
MLP: FiMComedyDramaSlice of LifeSecond PersonHumanAlt. UniverseOCMain 6Nurse RedheartAnon
In Ponyville, a new and unusual resident moved into town. He went on adventures, made friends, met the love of his life, had children, and lived happily ever after for many years.
This isn't his story, but the story of his firstborn.
Anonymous Junior isn't like most ponies. Her teeth are sharp, her gaze is unnerving, and her gait is predatory. The hot blood of humanity, the blood of her sire, pumps through her veins, and it's apparent to all who look. Even when empowered by such passion, the life of a young filly is still one filled with trials and tribulations.
A re-imagining of Anon Filly as the biological daughter of Anonymous.
A Second-Person story starring You as Anonymous Junior
Takes place in the Reversed Gender Role Equesria AU
Makes use of OCs that I do not own. They belong to their respective creators and my depictions should not be considered accurate.
MLP: FiMSexFetishComedySlice of LifePornRainbow DashZephyr Breeze
To say Rainbow Dash's day had been rough would be an understatement. It was bad enough that she found herself trapped in a broom closet at the Wonderbolts headquarters, while in the throes of heat, but things have only gone downhill since then. Silently hoping that somepony would come along to help her escape, she finds herself visited by the last stallion she'd ever hoped of running into...
Kinks Include: Male on Female, Oral, Vaginal, a Mare in Estrus, an Infuriatingly Charming Stallion, Kissing, Winking, Squirting, and One Hell of a Creampie
This was a trade with/for FourEyes (Derpi Artist Tag sand-filled-scarecrow, Twitter Handle FourEyes_T, Patreon sandyscarecrow). He's the fantastic artist who did the cover and he's just super cool dude!
If you want to help support me, I have a Tip-Jar/Patreon HERE
Sure, why not, I'll submit it as an entry for Dirty little secret's dirty little contest
MLP: FiMAdventureComedyHumanCelestiaOCDiscordMain 6
A 16 year-old boy is transported to Equestria and given the form of a dragon. He makes several unexpected friends and at the same time will discover his own powers, but will the ponies trust him because of it? He will have to convince them if he is to stop the upcoming threat and restore balance to the magic of Equestria.