MLP: FiMSexRomanceComedyPornSecond PersonHumanMain 6Anon
A seemingly harmless petting session with your pony friends quickly escalates out of control with consequences you could not have possibly imagined.
MLP: FiMComedyTwilightNurse Redheart
Twilight Sparkle goes in for her first physical after ascending to an alicorn.
Nurse Redheart was not prepared for this by any stretch of the imagination.
Written for FanOfMostEverything as part of my 100 Followers 'contest'.
Featured on 12/21/2017 while I was sleeping!. APPARENTLY, I STRUCK GOLD WITH THIS ONE. Woo! Thank you all!
-GM, master of contestants.
MLP: FiMSexComedySlice of LifePornHumanLunaOCOther
Dreams can relax, excite, and give birth to any fantasy. Luna discovers that not only can she create such dreams easily, she can sell them to customers both equine and human!
A story designed to deal with a variety of sexual fantasies for paying clients. Each chapter will be different and will somehow involve Luna, as well as whatever the 'client' has dreamed up!
Per chapter kinks will be written and spoilered below!
First Customer: Human x Pony, Impregnation, Blowjob, Hoofjob, Creampie!
MLP: FiMSexRomanceComedyPornTwilightPinkie
When Pinkie decides to try her hoof at modelling, she goes to Twilight for appraisal. Twilight can't understand why all of her pictures look so suggestive.
Pinkie tells her with a kiss.
MLP: FiMComedyPinkieApple BloomLyraMain 6
Pinkie Pie learns a new word that starts with 'F' and ends with 'K'. No, it's not firetruck.
How will she use this new word? Let's find out.
MLP: FiMSexFetishRomanceComedyPornSecond PersonHumanAlt. UniverseTwilightRainbow DashPinkieRarityAnon
In Equestria, everypony is pretty open about fucking. You can do it anytime, anywhere, with just about anypony. Especially with good friends. So when Anon is caught masturbating by his best friend Pinkie, there's a few hurt feelings. It turns out that Anon is pretty shy about the whole casual sex thing, but he's willing to learn, so the girls come up with a plan to teach Anon the Equestrian version of friendship.
And he's got a lot to learn.
Tags: Porn with a plot, Public Sex, Casual Sex Universe, Excessive Cum, Cum Play, Light Dub-con/reluctance, Oral Creampie, Romance, Tsundere tomboys, and much more in later chapters.
MLP: FiMSexAdventureComedyRandomSecond PersonHumanOCAnon
After a narrow brush with fate, Anon and his crew of fearsome pirates find themselves on the high seas of Equestria. They try to carry on with their piracy as normal, however after boarding a pony cargo ship things take a sharp turn for the weird as Anon loses all control over the situation.
Contains pirate speak, excessive alcohol consumption and RGRE.
This is my first fic on this site so bear with me if I mess up the tags and all that. Other than that feel free to drop a comment and let me know whether you liked it or thought it was crap.
MLP: FiMProfanityComedySlice of LifeSecond PersonHumanCadanceAnon
Can you put a price on happiness? What are you willing to risk to find true love? What is that alien doing over there with all those pizza boxes?
(RGRE)
{This story has two versions, the last chapter is the first person version.}
MLP: FiMDeathDarkComedyTwilightCelestiaSelf Insert
Twilight Sparkle thought that alicorn ascension was simply unfathomable.
So, it’s only natural that she jumped at the opportunity to establish her very own court in Ponyville as a Princess of Equestria.
So why is it, on day two of her ascension, that she’s asking Princess Celestia to kill her?
Literally only rated M because of the cover art, it's worth it though.
An honorable mention in Aragon’s Comedy (Is Serious Business) contest.
Pre-read by Jowijo and Canucklehead.
Edited by ChappedPenguinLips, who is my best friend and the best, period. <3
Cover art by lilboulder on derpibooru.
Now with an audio reading by Spore Harvest!
Featured 2/7/18 - 2/11/18.
MLP: FiMGoreDarkComedyHumanOCOtherChrysalisKing SombraChangelings
Early Equestria, full of dangers ranging from monsters to pirates. The last thing it needs is for a crazed human wearing a suit of battle armour to appear and claim to be the 'Lord of The Sea!
Follow Nigel M Chalmers as he finds himself in a place populated by colourful Equines who are at the brink of war, the lands and seas filled with pirates and other ruffians.
Aided only by his wits, his charm, his utter disrespect for the feelings of others and the potential planet ending device that is the Oppenheimer Peterson suit will he be able to forge an empire and avoid a trip to Davy Jones?
Read to find out!
Warning! There will be blood, there will be comedy and yes four antimatter reactors are unfeasable but I don't care! Nigel certainly doesn't!
Once again I may have bitten off more than I can chew but I will remain dedicated to making sure that this is updated at least once a week, my other fics shall take priority. I mainly wanted to start a fic which is a lot less serious so I hope you enjoy!
Coverart done by Avatar of Madness
MLP: FiMSexRomanceComedyRandomSecond PersonHumanTwilightRainbow DashCelestiaLunaAnon
Rainbow's and Twilight's bodies undergo a strange transformation. The two aren't very happy about the changes. Meanwhile, Celestia, Luna, and Cadence struggle to resist you.
A big thanks to my editors: forestpip and Jay The Stormtrooper
MLP: FiMRomanceComedyDramaTwilightOtherCadanceMain 6Chrysalis
Queen Chrysalis attacked Canterlot, brainwashed Twilight Sparkle's brother, kidnapped her former foalsitter, defeated her mentor in combat, and conquered her kingdom. She kidnapped the sisters of Twilight's friends, turned them against one another, and tried to drain all of Twilight's magic. Queen Chrysalis has, at every opportunity, done her very best to utterly destroy Twilight Sparkle's life.
For some reason, this has not caused the pony to fall in love with her.
However, due to Twilight's misunderstanding of changeling customs, it does mean they are now married. Twilight eventually managed to tell the Queen the truth, but she forgot that whether it's a kingdom or a heart, changelings conquer.
And since the changeling way of conquest didn't work, Chrysalis is determined to try the pony way. The only problem is, of course, she has no idea what that is. But she knows someone who does: Princess Cadance.
Now, with the absolutely sincere help of her mortal enemy, the pony she once locked in the caves beneath Canterlot while trying to steal her husband on their very wedding day, Queen Chrysalis is going to woo the sister-in-law of that very pony.
Surely this is the most perfect plan ever devised.
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Proofread by ShutterflyYay.
Takes place roughly after season five (so Starlight Glimmer is running around occasionally)
MLP: FiMSexViolenceProfanityComedyDramaRandomHumanMain 6Self Insert
I've been in Equestria for a few months now. Long enough to become acclimated in this amazingly open minded and accepting land. Not long enough, though, for me to figure out much beyond how friendly everypony is.
That, and how amazingly horny I’m starting to get. I need to get laid, like, now.
With that thought, and one single pony in mind, I go to get a bit of advice on how best to go about it, and bite off more than I can chew. . . .
When that plot fails, however, and all seems dark, and faith is broken, a shadow comes in the night, to restore hope. She comes with power, and she comes with love. What will happen next? This is not a Clopfic, anymore. This is so much more.
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So, what is this? I don’t even know exactly, anymore. Certainly none of what used to be written here really applies, now. This. . . . This is an ever changing, ever evolving piece of . . . something. Not sure what. It may be funny, may be raunchy, may be smutty, may be sad, may make you angry, may make you happy. In the end, it’s written for passion, and love, and that’s what it shall stand for.
Hope you enjoy! Until next time, Ponies, Harmonia Resurgent!
Cover art by The Internet(No idea, honestly, but whoever they are, they deserve a medal)
Idea spawned through a random conversation with my partner
Completed.
MLP: FiMDarkAdventureComedyAlt. UniverseTwilightLunaOCBat Pony
What is a pony? If asked that question the average citizen of Equestria would probably respond with a confused look and a mention of the three pony tribes. A particularly astute pony might reply with four tribes, remembering to include the Thestrals. A pony of a scholarly disposition may also add a list of characteristics as well - manes, cutie marks, some form of innate magic, hooves, vegetarian diet, etc. This is the answer that would have been received for thousands of years, from before the unification of the three tribes until very recently. Until the failed Changeling invasion. With the reveal of something so foreign, yet at the same time so familiar, what it means to be a pony is no longer quite so clear and obvious. And while professors and philosophers argue, another question is forgotten in the uproar: What if the Changelings weren't the only ones who were hiding?
* Always looking for proofreaders if anyone's interested!
Current Proofreader(s): Icarus_Con_Queso
All feedback/corrections welcome!
MLP: FiMComedyRandomTwilightCelestia
Ponyville declares to Celestia that they are now their own sovereign nation. It goes about as well as you'd expect.
Written for Aragon, comedy master, for his birthday.
Edited by Majin Syeekoh
MLP: FiMSexProfanityAdventureComedyRandomHumanLyraBon-BonOCOther
At first, he was just an ordinary man on Earth. Now, he's a not-so-ordinary man on Equus, in the kingdom of Equestria.
He's constantly under the care of a mare named Lyra Heartstrings, and her roommate Bon-Bon. What's more, he's also apparently a bit of a "myth" in this world, which means he has to hide from the Higher-Ups, or risk getting experimented on!
To top it all off, the problems that keep happening around the town of Ponyville are, in some way, shape, and/or form, tied in with these two strange mares! And they may not even realize it!
MLP: FiMSexComedyPornTwilightCelestiaCadanceShining ArmorFlurry Heart
Twilight has devised a brand new spell which uses far less thaumic energy than her teleports - swapping!
By utilizing Alicorns as singularity points in the thaumic field, she can quickly and easily swap herself with any of the other princesses at a negligible energy cost! In only a mere instant, Twilight and another alicorn swap places... a fantastic way to quickly travel to Canterlot in an emergency. She immediately plans to test her spell with Celestia, swapping herself with the regent.
What she doesn't realize is that the spell seeks out the nearest alicorn to the caster...
And it just so happens that Cadence and Shining Armor are passing by Ponyville on a zeppelin cruise.
An erotic zeppelin cruise.
Uh-oh.
CONTAINS: incest / mf / bondage / large size / slight cumflation / sorta-accidental-kinda NC? / father-daughter incest in one ending
My entry to ACCIDENTAL AUGUST
Cover-art picture (and story idea inspiration) from emberkaese!
It's not unusual for a pony's name to become associated with an activity: the very nature of Equestrian appellations just about guarantees that anypony who's truly famous for their deeds might wind up in the history books and dictionary. So in that sense, Twilight probably should have expected Ponyville's population to start using the Bearers' names as shorthoof descriptions.
She just wasn't expecting anypony to be using them to describe sex.
She'd also really like them to stop.
And she's just a little curious about which sexual acts are involved...
(Now with author Patreon and Ko-Fi pages.)
Story title suggested by Spamotron: chapter title by Goldfinch142
Gallus has some pouncing that he needs to get out his system.
However, his friends aren't really cooperating.
Featured 12/13/2019
MLP: FiMComedyRandomSlice of LifeHumanCelestiaLunaOC
Nick has lived with the royal sisters since he appeared in Equestria with no way home three years ago. In that time he made friends and gained the trust and respect of most, if not all of Canterlot Castle. He even has access to the treasury and minor command over some staff, but only for one reason: pranks.
Nick is one of the few souls capable of matching Celestia and Luna in pranks, and has been semi-willingly inducted into their endless prank war. These are some of their memorable moments.
If you have any ideas, suggestions, or reminders that my writing is bad and I should feel bad, please put them here.