Cadance decides to help those most in need of her expertise, whether they want it or not
In an effort to find the couple that truly needs her help to find some romance in their life, Cadance develops a spell to send her to them.
It's just that when she gets there, neither of the creatures seem that interested in her help. They want to talk about silly stuff like her magic, the existence of other dimensions, stupid government conspiracies meant to keep aliens under wraps, and whether she is a winged unicorn, or a pegasus with a horn when they should just KISS ALREADY!
Twilight, Starlight Glimmer, and Moondancer spend a night experimenting in the basement. This is only the beginning of their problems. What seemed like a good idea, soon causes the whole town to be utterly screwed. Literally.
Gabby and Gallus go on a quest to find something to eat. Unfortunately for them, citizens of Ponyville seem to have completely different ideas about food.
Gabby and Gallus go on a quest to find something to eat. Unfortunately for them, citizens of Ponyville seem to have a completely different ideas about food.
A comedy of a culinary variety.
Contains mild gore, absolutely no vore, only about 6% of fat. Gluten-free. May contain trace amount of peanuts. Preread by hawthornbunny (truly the right bunny in the right place) and Cinder Vel. Russian translation by FoxcubRandy, edited by ColdSky.
A six-year-old girl becomes the queen of a changeling hive! Too bad her parents are against this... (May contain musical numbers!)
Follow Speaker and his changeling brothers and sisters who, after the events of Canterlot, took it upon themselves to find a new queen. They found a portal in a deep cave and went through it, questionable circumstances aside. Now they find themselves in a world full of humans, and with a new queen!
Meet Catherine and her family as they cope with a gaggle of shape-shifting creatures who really do just want to fit in and be loved.
The problem is, Catherine's parents are not very keen on their daughter chosen to be the new Queen of the Changelings.
And the cat has gone missing.
Warning:
Some chapters will have musical numbers in them!
The story that inspired the two short stories that lead up to this one!
A griffon is a creature that is part bird and part feline. Guess which side tends to show most obviously?
A griffon is a creature that has the head of a bird, the hindquarters of a feline, and many of the character traits of both mixed in. Some of those traits show more obviously than others, especially one side more than the other.
And guess who, as Gallus's roommate, has to put up with them?
Chrysalis, after having spent the night at Stellar Flare's house, attempts to gain a better understanding of her host.
Queen Chrysalis, after having collapsed outside of Sire's Hollow, is recuperating under the care of Stellar Flare. Consigning herself to play nice, lest the townsfolk become suspicious. She begins to gain a better understanding of the village and its denizens, in particular the middle aged unicorn who was gracious enough to help her. The Changeling finds the mare curious, to say the least, and attempts to gain her trust. After all, the pony would make a valuable ally.
Everyone needs to masturbate to blow off steam, or to be less formal, feel good about ourselves while touching ourselves. While masturbation has been a solitary act, others tend to just to barge in, like Starlight on Spike, and help a brother out.
The only issue is: Spike has deep-seated guilt about jerking off as a whole. He has trouble seeing Starlight, the love of his life as the mare she wants to be seen (and fucked) as. It will take a bit of opening up, wisdom, and masturbation to get the two through their relationship problem.
Which pony is right for you, the most famous human in Equestria?
Dating can be rough. Especially if you're a lonely human in the magical pony land of Equestria. But you've got to date. It's only human nature to want a mate, right?
The only difference is, you're a celebrity in Equestria. Everypony knows who you are. So who's fit for you? One of the Mane 6, it seems, would be the best choice. You always felt that the Elements of Harmony had the popularity and personalities to match your own. However, which one was best?
Dating each will answer that question!
Currently in the process of being edited.Featured on FiMFic sometime.
Celestia somehow becomes a public sex icon along the way.
Original art by Selenophile. Photo edited by Princess Celestia using Snapchat.
Original cover art is unfortunately the dead as it was deemed inappropriate for the site, but on a totally unrelated topic I have a Discord server where the original cover art isn't saved. Join by clicking here!
No really, Princess Celestia has a lot of sex. Really. Cadance's claims to the contrary are unfounded, wholly false, and her concern over the matter is entirely misplaced. There is absolutely no reason to continue discussing the matter. So let's just drop the subject completely and move on.
Twilight receives a letter informing her of Princess Celestia's death. However, things are not as they seem.
When Twilight received a letter from Luna informing her of Princess Celestia's death, she had no idea what to expect. However, nothing could have prepared her for what followed.
Celestia winds up in the Pokemon universe. And captured by Team Rocket. Oh dear.
After a freak accident, Princess Celestia finds herself in a whole new universe. As she seeks a way home, she is captured by none other than Team Rocket.
Stallions are weak, soft, sensitive, and need a mare to take care of them. Everypony knows that. Well, except this one Stallion, but he’s insane, so he needs help anyway, right? (RGRE one shot extended into a half-proper story. Idk)
In Equestria, every stallion is treated with all the chivalries and respect he can bear. Because Stallions are more sensitive and more easily hurt when they aren’t taken care of by the mares around them.
So when Twilight hears of a lone stallion that swears like a sailor at passerby and ‘takes no shit from nobody, whether it good shit or bad shit,’ she’s dubious of the claims, but is sure that no stallion can be allowed to live so close to the Everfree all alone.
So she decides to do her best to save him.
And by save, I mean put him in the care of mares and get him herding.
And by him, I mean me.
And by me, I mean an earth-pony badass, formerly a human, formerly of Earth.
And by does her best, I mean she can try.
Bring it on whorse. I’m a hormonally imbalanced human psychopath with a death wish and an alcohol addiction trapped in the body of a tiny fucking horse.
In other words, I’m a pissed man who’s gonna have a helluva good time shattering your sexism through insults and violence.
I love to set the world afire, don’t you?
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RGRE Fanfic.
Sex tag is for mention thereof for comedic purposes. No clop here.
Featured! 4/2/18-4/3/18-7/6/19
Cover art is credit to Navanastra.
I would also like to state that this is half crackfic, half serious, so three of the groups its featured in are people insulting it, unfortunately. They're trying to point out cringey stuff in a story that's full of it on purpose, so... good luck with that. Enjoy.
(VERY inconsistent updates. I'm a college student.)
Chance, a human with magical cum, is beset upon by two horny mares who have no idea what they're getting themselves into...
Chance, Equestria's only human, finds himself in a compromising situation with two dangerously horny mares who are lusting for his equally dangerous schlong.
Will he resist temptation?
No.
No, he will not.
THIS WAS A COMMISSION Picture Source Artist: Shinodage Tags: Large male endowments, high cum volume, semen induced ass expansion, hip expansion, creampie, double buttjob, cock and ball worship and hubby sanctioned swinging.
For years, Twilight Sparkle and Queen Chrysalis have been at each other's throats. Both have experienced victory over the other, and both have experienced defeat. Out of all the creatures in Equestria, none despise each other the way the pony Princess and changeling Queen do. They seemed destined to remain locked in battle forever, or at least until one is finally dead at the hooves of the other. The cruel insults, the vicious loathing, and the powerful spells that have passed back and forth between them at each meeting have become the stuff of legend.
Imagine Twilight's surprise when she finds out changelings consider this dating.
When they're bored on weekened nights, the Young Six all like to play a game of Questions and Answers with each other to lead into conversation topics. Gallus asks a question about Ocellus's changeling abilities that leads to interesting revelations about everycreature.
Thorax has a serious problem. No pony will snuggle enough to make new changelings with him!
As the new ruler of the changeling hive, it is the responsibility of King Thorax to ensure his subject survive into the future. Logically, to do that he has to have more subjects. Where do they come from, friendly snuggling of course!
