MLP: FiMSexComedyHumanRainbow Dash
Love is never easy to find, especially when you're a different species. But Anonymous is determined to find it (or at the very least get his rocks off). But it'll take something...bold, daring, and all around crazy to get the attention of a certain prismatic pony.
MLP: FiMSexFetishComedySlice of LifePornBig MacSugar Belle
The risk? Calculated. The sex? Worth every second. The problem? One stubborn rope.
Kinks: Male on Female, Vaginal, Bellyriding, and slight exhibitionism
Edited by: SolidFire, Mikemeiers, and Shakespearicles
Preread by: Skeeter The Lurker
Request Number: 001
MLP: FiMSexComedyRandomHumanCelestiaLunaOtherCadance
Human nature is a fascinating thing. Because of it, some magnificent things have been built, written, and accomplished. Human nature has also done some less than awe inspiring things, especially when pride in involved.
When certain things are said by Equestria's most powerful royals, they get to experience a very interesting aspect of human nature. Shining is especially happy about it.
Human X Horse Relations. You've Been Warned.
Artist is Luna tac. I think.
MLP: FiMSexProfanityRomanceComedyDramaSecond PersonHumanTwilightCelestiaLunaAnon
Several months after his 'encounter' with Princess Celestia in the throne room, Anon's life had come to a bit of a lull. He was content in his solitude and was enjoying spending his days doing... not much at all.
And occasionally abusing boops to get his way, but that's less important.
When he comes to realize the difference between solitude and loneliness, he sets out to fix it.
After getting shipped off to Canterlot due to some slight misunderstandings and slight timberwolf attacks, there's a tab bit more to deal with than he'd expect.
Like Princess Luna. And rebuilding bridges with Twilight.
And Princess Celestia's odd behaviour.
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Previously featured multiple times- I can't put how thankful I am for that. I'm glad you folks enjoy my silly stories.
MLP: FiMSexNon-conFetishComedyRandomPornSecond PersonLyraBerry PunchFancypantsOtherAnon
You've always wondered why ponies don't like you touching their noses. Maybe they just think it's weird, or that's a social faux pas in Equestria. But one day, you just can't help it anymore, and you go in for a Boop. What happens next is unexpected... and actually kinda hot!
WARNING: Contains unwilling female (and male) ejaculation and nonconsensual nose boops. And yes, the grammatical error in the title is intentional.
Professional quality reading by Scarlett Blade HERE!
YOU CAN HEAR FLUTTERPRIEST AND ANONPENCIL DO A LIVE READING OF IT: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0FNVED6lMDI&t=1s
(please note, I am sick and have cold medicine in my system during this reading)
Cover art by trickydick
MLP: FiMSexFetishProfanityComedyRandomPornAnthroApple BloomScootalooSweetie Belle
Returning to Ponyville, on their summer break, the Cutie Mark Crusaders reconvene at their old clubhouse. As the years have gone by, the three have developed into quite the attractive trio; all except for Sweetie Belle. Unfortunately, the petite unicorn never really filled out much, although she's got a plan to remedy that. Enlisting her closest friends for a small experiment, she hopes to enhance her look...
Kinks Include: Futa on Female (Futa/Futa/Female), Oral, Tit Fucking (Nipple Penetration), Cumflation (Cum Inflation), Vaginal, Spitroasting, Breast Expansion, Impregnation, and Friends with Benefits
They're in their late teens, full grown women, so it's about as far from foalcon as you can get!
This was a three way ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) project with Mr. Tektite and Hatter's Lye! There are TWO animations for this puppy on their patreon, so feel free to check them out!!!
Search "Patreon" followed by "MrTektite/posts"
Artwork by Dimwitdog
MLP: FiMSexFetishProfanityComedyPornAnthroOCZebra
Reunited with her old friend, Left High Kick, Leech devises something rather dastardly. Swiping a femboy potion from the shop, she transforms herself and her companion into a pair of svelte, marish, and painfully captivating little femcolts. Going out for a night on the town, with little else to do, they quickly find themselves with some rather questionable company.
Kinks Include: Male on Male, Oral, Anal, Double Teaming, Spit-Roasting, Size Difference, Crossdressing, Chastity, Exhibitionism, Degradation, Dirty Talk, Emasculation, Cumflation (Cum Inflation), and Several Helpings of Hot Nut™
WARNING!!! This fic contains some potentially offensive language.
Story was for LeftHighKick. He's a good buddy of mine and just a damn swell guy. If you like zeebs, femboys, and generally raunchy art, go check him out!!!
If you want to help support me, I have a Tip-Jar/Patreon HERE
MLP: FiMAdventureComedyTwilightApplejackRarity
When a magical malaise falls over Ponyville, stealing the very words from ponies' mouths, it's up to Applejack to save the day!
... so long as she can figure out what the heck everypony's trying to say, first.
MLP: FiMSexDarkComedyRandomSecond PersonHumanFluttershyTwilightAnon
When Twilight asks Anon to be her assistant in practicing new magic spells, he agrees for two reasons. The first, is that he's a nice guy, and the second is that he's in one serious dry spell and hopes this will get him some points with her. But when things go bad and he's left alone, the only one who seems interested in comforting him is Fluttershy.
As in, very interested. Way too interested. And her brand of comfort is...well...a little unfeeling. Poor Anon, his bark is always worse than his bite at least.
MLP: FiMSexRomanceComedyRandomHumanRainbow DashApplejackAnon
Rainbow Dash's wasn't expecting her estrus to arrive for at least another few weeks... Leaving her high and dry with respect to the satiating estrus suppression medication most mares carry.
Now she's scrambling about Ponyville, unaware that her impetuousness will cause her to make a critical mix-up with potions... That will lead her inexorably into the arms of her human friend Anon. Or would, if only she could overcome her stubborn 'no-mushy-stuff' outlook.
A lighthearted clop-fic with moments of comedy , plenty of clop and a little romance sprinkled in, for your consideration.
Warning: contains human on mare clop (duh), and very, very light pregnancy play in the epilogue
Inspired by a recent picture by Pusspuss - both an amazing artist and writer.
Cover picture from the equally talented lunarmarshmallow (DB number = 1497895)
MLP: FiMSexNarcoticsProfanityRomanceComedyRandomSecond PersonHumanAlt. UniverseBig MacLyraOtherMain 6Anon
You are Anonymous, a twenty something year old who one day awoke to find himself in a world filled with colorful talking ponies (and some other humans too) for some reason.
But that's not important; what's important to you are your bros, Big Mac and Lyra, who have been there for you like true compadres ever since you showed up in Ponyville.
Now, you and your friends take on anything that Equestria can throw at you, with the help of a few friends, hot mares and loads of booze.
Collaborators: Hideo Kojima, Broseph Stalin, Nehem.
Editors: Semper Fidelis
MLP: FiMSexRomanceComedyRandomSlice of LifeHumanAlt. UniverseDerpyOCOtherBat Pony
Jonathan is no stranger to outside pressure and working under conditions that would make lesser men break from stress... but when it comes to the cutie-pie of a mailmare named Derpy Hooves, also one of his greatest friends, he's beside himself on how to approach conveying the feelings that have matured within him for the past several months. Not only has she been the greatest, most caring friend, but she's also incredibly adorable in her ways, enough to elicit the desire for Jonathan to want more between them.
...and that butt of hers doesn't help, especially since he's an 'ass man.'
With a little bit of reassurance from himself and another friend, he'll just have to casually ask the important question; just drop it in the middle of conversation like it's something simple. That's all there is to it... right?
-Oneshot clopfic with a side of cheesiness at the end.
-Flow check and Pre-read by: Pusspuss, Eppie Genetic, and Enigmatic Otaku. Edited by me.
-Base art by Mokanyann, sourced to derpibooru.
MLP: FiMSexProfanityRomanceComedySlice of LifeSecond PersonHumanAlt. UniverseOCChrysalisChangelingsAnonPharynx
Life's shitty enough when you get dragged from your home to a world of talking ponies so colorful your eyes start to hurt. Then throw in the fact that you quickly get kidnapped by a species of love eating bugs the size of ponies, and you're in hell... or are you?
(Featured! Holy crap! This is a first for me, thank you very much!)
MLP: FiMProfanityComedyRandomSecond PersonHumanApplejackAnon
When you yet again find that pony furniture has failed you, something has to be done. You're tired of being uncomfortable, and of having chairs crumble underneath your weight. You decide to take matters into your own hands, and build yourself something to sit in. Now... how exactly does one build a chair, anyway?
This is a dumb story. It is short, and stupid, and really dumb. It's got a few gross sentences too. Hopefully it'll make you laugh a little anyway.
MLP: FiMSexFetishRomanceComedyPornHumanAnonAutumn Blaze
As the months have passed, Anon and Autumn have grown closer than ever. Sure, the kirin might be heavy with foal, but that hasn't slowed her down all that much. Doing what he can to keep her appeased, the man tries to keep her off her hooves. After all, it's only a few weeks until her due date...
Kinks Include: Male on Female, Fondling, Vaginal, Lactation, Pregnant Sex, Interspecies Intimacy, and Creampies
EXTRA LEWD KINKS: Starting a family, consensual hoof holding, and tenderly loving your horse wife
Artwork by Hioshiru
Author's Note (May Contain Spoilers)
So, I really wanted to wrap up their little adventure on a sweet, loving note. Sure, there may be come future shenanigans with the growing family, but we'll have to see what happens. Regardless, if you're reading this, I hope you enjoyed their journey so far!
Lesson learned. Crisis resolved. Rarity's reputation and Saddle Row are both intact.
But the question remains, how did Fluttershy pull off all of those near-instantaneous costume changes? And just what was going through her mind at the time?
Well, there are a few mistaken assumptions in those questions, as quickly became clear once everypony got home...
Contains some spoilers for S8E04, "Fake It 'Til You Make It."
MLP: FiMComedySlice of LifeHumanAlt. UniverseOCOther
Sprout gets tired of buying new ink cartridges for her printer and decides to plant one to see if she can grow her own.
With a reading by StraightToThePointStudio
MLP: FiMAdventureComedyAlt. UniverseTwilightOtherMain 6
We all know how the story begins, and we all know how it ends. What we do not know is what happens in that infinite moment of time between when a pony dies, and when she is returned as something new. My name is Princess Twilight Sparkle, and this is the story of how I died.
MLP: FiMSexRomanceComedySlice of LifeHumanPhoto FinishFleur de LisOtherSvengallop
What does a mare want when she has wealth, fame, and prestige?
Simplicity. The unusual. Love.
Fortunately for Fleur, she's about to get all three.
Special thanks to PanzerBrony,
and the super-secret-don't-tell-anyone-whatever-you-do-really-don't Writefag discord.
The artist of the cover art is by Amorecadenza if anyone wants to know
MLP: FiMComedyRandomCelestiaLunaCadanceShining ArmorFlurry Heart
Long story short...
Love hurts.
Also, I have no idea why I wrote this!
Featured on 5/4/20, 5/5/20, 5/6/20, 5/7/20, 5/8/20 thank you for finding my bored ramblings as interesting.