Being a princess in Equestria is tiring work, and after many long years of rule, they've seen absolutely everything. Right? - [A series of short stories]
Being a princess in Equestria is tiring work. After many long years of rule, they've seen absolutely everything. Right?
A series of short (ish!) stories about our favourite four-legged diarchy and how they deal with various things modern Equestrian life throws at them.
It's not as though it's going to be difficult. They've seen plenty of generations come and go. Nopony could possibly put them out of their depth.
They think.
Stories so far:
Healthy Living: Celestia can't remember if she ever had the one-time disease "Filly Fever". It's been so long, she must have forgotten it.
Trending Topic: A new toy craze takes Equestria by storm, and Luna is in the eye of it all.
Princess Celestia's Uneventful Day: It's nice to unwind and read a good book once in a while. Fate has other plans.
Humans, sailplanes and cloud cities just don't mix very well.
Cloudsdale. Bastion of the Pegasi, linchpin of weather control, home to the Wonderbolts. A magnificent metropolis gracing the skies of Equestria. So what happens when an oblivious human starts stumbling around in a sailplane? As they say, hilarity ensues.
Ever had your Dad marry a mythical creature? Ever just wanted a normal life? If this is you and you're not me, then this is exactly what we don't want, right?
Imagine my surprise when I see a winged unicorn in my kitchen that claims she's my mother.
Imagine her surprise when I threw my coffee mug at her.
Imagine my Dad's surprise when I was banished to the end of Time.
Okay, the last part didn't happen, Tempora is actually really nice, but you get what I mean.
Just roll with it, I guess?
Set in an Alternate Universe where nothing of canon makes much sense.
Anon, now an irate, pint sized mare, comes to grips with her situation and newfound lustful urges...
Even though Anon never really wanted to be a small, pastel equine, she's beginning to adapt to her newfound situation. After having a long night to rest and recuperate from her transformation, and an initial, salacious encounter with one of the denizens of Ponyville, she decides to venture forth to get her horse business in order. Unfortunately, she runs into one of the only ponies she absolutely detests, Zephyr Breeze. Sadly, wanton debauchery ensues...
Kinks Include: Awkward Sexual Advances, Stupid Sexy Ponies, Male on Female, Female on Male, Oral, Vaginal, Musk, Creampies, and Poor Life Choices
Thirsty? No, you're not. But Milky Way is insistent on forcing you to try a drink of her milk. Can you withstand her tricks? Or will you finally give into her whims and taste defeat?
Everyone's favorite raging Brit comes to Equestria at the request of Twilight Sparkle to sort out the country's bad restaurants and bad hotels.
For a long time now, the citizens of Equestria have been struck down by an epidemic of illness and sickness. Nopony seems to know for sure what could be the cause, but Princess Twilight has found one common answer: The restaurants and hotels of Equestria. All of them seem to be struck with the same kind of problems.
So with her friends Pinkie Pie and Rarity, they will cross over to Earth and bring back over a man that she has heard from Pinkie is a legend among humans when it comes to food. A man that she hopes can help her get to the bottom of the epidemic sweeping across Equestria: Chef Gordon Ramsay. For her sake...let's hope he takes the request well. And pray for the sanity of the poor souls of Equestria.
(this will include elements from both of Gordon's shows Kitchen Nightmares and Hotel Hell)
(Feel free to give any creative suggestions with this fic, its kind of a shot in the dark on my part making this one)
One day Twilight wakes up and she knows everything about anything.
One day Twilight wakes up and she knows things that are impossible to know. She knows the future, she knows secrets and she even has a few ideas about Equestria that nopony else knows.
Filly Twilight wakes up one morning and she knows everything. Also, Discord and Luna are in this even though they aren't here during this time period because it will be funny.
A man must learn to live in a new world, where he does not speak the same language as the locals.
Anonymous, a twenty-two years old musician, is somehow transported to Equestria. He must learn to adapt to this new world. Communication with the ponies will be hard, he doesn't speak the same language as they do.
The story will be centered around Anonymous' interactions with the Mane 6 and a few of the background ponies, notably Lyra and BonBon.
In an alternate, significantly gayer Equestria, Roseluck and Davenport struggle with the town's deep-rooted heterophobia.
In an Equestria where it is more than okay to be gay, Roseluck finds herself without a special somepony of her own. However, change in the form of an earnest, yet odd, quills and sofas salespony is on the way. The only problem is this: he's a stallion. And Roseluck's no filthy breeder, is she?
Smolder's time at the School of Friendship, and her recent friendship with Spike, gives Twilight a chance to finally get some answers about dragons. Some answers are better received than others.
Dragons are something of an enigma to Equestria. Those who do live within the borders are largely reclusive, either building their hoards or sleeping away the decades. So far as dragons who are active in everyday life in Ponyville go, Smolder represents a 100% increase in the population.
Twilight cannot let this opportunity slip her by. Enough time has passed for it to not be a diplomatic faux pas to sit Smolder down and grill her for much needed details on her species, not only for the sake of science, but for the benefit of the young dragon in her personal care. Naturally, the topic of death comes up.
Twilight handles that about as well as you might expect.
Discussion of death is largely academic and intended to be comedic but I've tagged it teen to be safe. No actual death or scenes of violence are shown so I didn't think the death tag itself was needed. It's also tagged for comedy as that was my intent, but only you can tell me if it's actually funny or not.
Twilight unwillingly starts seeing something more that just chaos in a certain Draconequus.
Update: The story is edited into a proper read without many of the horrors I originally put into it. Enjoy the ride!
Deciding he could be given another chance, Luna and Celestia come to an agreement to release the Chaotic God from his rocky imprisonment, locking his powers with a powerful spell. Magicless and with a chance at redemption, Discord's ways seem less chaotic than ever.
He does cause a lot of chaos though, to the faithful student of Celestia, who had eagerly taken over the task of watching over and teaching Discord by giving him a home under her own roof, in the process hoping to learn more about his species, powers and motives but surprisingly learning much more about both himself and her head... Which puts her in pretty amusing situations most of the time.
An adventure of a silly one sided (???) love and a look into the heart of Twilight Sparkle.
Octavia Melody has always been a different kind of pony, but when she goes to college, she finds that she has plenty of opportunities to exploit her natural talents.
College can be stressful, and Canterlot University is no exception. Between pursuing a Master's and trying to get by, it's more than a challenge for anypony. Octavia though has never let a challenge get in her way before and is determined to overcome the odds, no matter what.
Alternate description: When college fucks you over, you fuck it right back.
Contains: Futanari, Massive Girl Dick,excessive cum,lactophilia, BDSM, and now with lesbians! Cover Art: Dozer
UPDATE Featured on: March 25, 2019. I am so grateful and honored. Thank you all!
And a special thanks to Archemios who has been such a huge inspiration and help during this entire process. Thank you sincerely, from the bottom of my heart.
Twilight and Rainbow Dash have to harness the powers of lesbian snuggles (and lewd things) to save Hearth's Warming. (A collab with shortskirtsandexplosions)
Twilight and Rainbow Dash have to harness the power of lesbian snuggles (and possibly more lewd things) in order to save Hearth's Warming. Luckily, they're both crazy about each other. Almost as crazy as this story.
Princess Cadence tries to snuggle Anon, whatever it takes.
As the princess of love, it is your duty to show affection to all of your subjects. Being such a snuggle happy person, everybody has had the pleasure to experience Cadence's warm, fluffy coat before.
Quibble Pants and Rainbow Dash find themselves tied up by a dastardly super-villain. Tied up in a rather... erotic way. Will the pair be able to resist long enough for Daring Do to rescue them? Or will Rainbow Dash bear Quibble's foals? Find out now!
Rainbow Dash and Quibble Pants.
Two ponies who needed a giant adventure filled with danger, monsters, treasure and death-defying feats in order to get them to overcome their snarky bickering at one another and realize their feelings for one another.
And yet... they haven't spoken in almost a year!
Dash was hoping to run into the whiny stallion at some point during this year's Daring Do convention to give him a piece of her mind... but she got way more than she bargained for!
The pair wake up to find themselves tied together once again, only this time in a much more... dangerous position! With an evil super-villain looking to put pressure on Daring Do through a form of captivity with obscene erotic consequence on the pair, will the duo be able to withstand the onslaught?
Probably not.
Based on the recent picture by Shinodagederpibooru.org #1807714
Contains: Very slight NC (kind of?), I mean two ponies are tied together so yeah. But it ain't grimadark. Otherwise just vanilla.
Twilight has been acting odd leading up to Hearts and Hooves day, and it's up to Starlight to find out why. (RGRE) {This story has two versions, the last chapter is the first person version.}
Twilight has been acting odd leading up to Hearts and Hooves day, and it's up to Starlight to find out why. (RGRE) {This story has two versions, the last chapter is the first person version.}
