MLP: FiMEquestria GirlsSexProfanityComedyPornTwilightOCSunset ShimmerStarlight Glimmer
Sunset Shimmer had a problem.
Ever since she'd traveled through the dimension portal into the world of humans she'd always felt a powerful,
hungry need. A lust to fill her body with 'more' than what was available from the teenage boys around her. It was like something in her biology was broken - some piece of her never seemed to have made the switch from pony to human... if anything, that piece seemed to have been kicked into overdrive upon being placed into this more frail body.
She'd tried everything: masturbation, dates with boys, exotic toys... when she'd gotten close to doing unspeakable acts to a stallion she'd finally had to stop herself and try meditation and suppression. That seemed to work great!
That is... until she made the mistake of going back into Equestria to get a new journal and the old sensations of being a fertile mare rushed back to her - there would be no meditating this away.
Sunset travels back to Equestria, desperate for help from her new friend Starlight, who directs her to a little-known but highly reputed sex-toy store in Las Pegasus.
Will Sunset Shimmer be able to find the fulfillment she so desperately desires from the quirky store-owner?
Yes!
Contains: pony m/f, oral, light anilingus,
Written as a celebratory fic for my good friend Big-Mac-115 getting a #1 post on Derpibooru! He also did all the reaction faces that you'll see inside the fic, as well as the cover art!
Honeycrisp is one of his OC's and a fun side character in the Space Ponyo universe!
I hope you enjoy.
Featured from 1/13/18 - 1/18/18!
MLP: FiMSexFetishProfanityComedyPornAnthroOCBat Pony
Pocarona and Selenite have the house for themselves, since their parents are gone for the weekend. Twins and recent high school graduates, they're both exceptionally tech savvy, even though a great many of their ideas are rather questionable. Having just finished work on his newest contraption, Pocarona is in need of a test subject; fortunately, his dear sister may just lend him a hand...
Kinks Include: Male on Female, Female on Male, Oral, Vaginal, Maid Outfits, Incest, Hypnosis, Loads of Batty-Foal Batter, and Alternate Means of Sibling Bonding
Artwork by Moonatik
Pocarona and Selenite belong to Moonatik
Go check out his stuff on Derpibooru!!! ( artist:moonatik )
MLP: FiMProfanityComedyRainbow DashRarityStarlight Glimmer
Rarity needs to borrow Rainbow's laptop for a week. Rainbow needs to get her laptop fixed so Rarity can use it. Starlight needs more alcohol before she hangs herself.
Edited by SolidFire.
MLP: FiMSexRomanceComedyHumanRainbow DashAnon
It's been a few weeks since Anon and Rainbow became 'a thing'... and the firey blue horse just won't stop preening and showing off around Anon (while avoiding anything mushy like dates, hugs or kisses).
This finally catches up with Dash when one of her unsolicited airshows ends up with her crashing into a tree and requiring assistance from Anon in extricating herself.
Now that she is finally unable to avoid close proximity with her crush, things start to heat up quickly and it will be a delicate balance between natural lubrication, stickiness, swelling and Anon's efforts that will determine if she can get the sweet 'release' she desires.
Featured from Oct 16th-17th 2017!
MLP: FiMSexComedyRandomSecond PersonHumanRainbow DashAnon
Rainbow Dash is very angry with you over something you have said.
So, you must face the so called 'terrible consequences'...
Once again, a big thanks to Ravvij for helping me with editing to improve the story overall.
MLP: FiMProfanityComedySlice of LifeRainbow DashSpike
[Sexless] [M/F]
Rainbow Dash has a problem. It's a really, really embarrassing problem that she doesn't want to talk about. She needs help, and she specifically needs help from Spike. More specifically, she needs help from Spike because he doesn't have hooves and can "reach certain things and places".
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Spike is a legal adult in this story.
This story was inspired by a comment made on the Derpibooru post for the image used as this story's cover art. Unfortunately, the one who made the comment was an anonymous user, so that's as far as credit can be given sadly.
Fun fact: I wrote this LAST FEBRUARY, and then completely forgot about it until now. Oops!
Cover Art: Mostazathy
MLP: FiMComedySlice of LifeTwilightRainbow DashApplejack
Rainbow Dash gets curious of one of Twilight's potion experiments and ends up having her mind switched with a dog's. Curiosity may kill the cat, but there's no telling what it'll do to Rainbow Dash.
Here's the sequel: Twilight is a Kitten
MLP: FiMComedySlice of LifeRainbow Dash
Rainbow Dash is recruited as a cider taster in this years Ciderfest, but nopony told her it was hard cider...
MLP: FiMProfanityComedyRandomSecond PersonHumanRainbow DashMain 6Anon
Anon has noticed something strange. Rainbow Dash doesn't live in Ponyville or Cloudsdale, and her house never stays in one place. Because of this, it seems that she basically lives in a trailer home, making her... trailer trash! The implications of this realization are anything but pretty.
Please be aware, this is for silliness and for fun, not because I hate Rainbow Dash. Everyone knows I hate Spike, come on.
Thanks to Enigmatic Otaku for the idea.
Art by BambooDog
MLP: FiMSexComedySlice of LifeHumanOtherChrysalisChangelingsAnon
Anon is a changeling. At least, that's what his mom, Chrysalis tells him. He's been training (playing) with his siblings for a long time, and wants to finally go on a mission.
Strangely, Chrysalis is reluctant to send him out into the big wide world, and would rather he stayed and had fun in the hive instead.
...RGRE, maybe? Also kinda incest because the changelings all consider each other brothers and sisters but spoiler: Anon isn't actually a changeling.
Featured on my first day! Crazy and exciting, thank you all!
MLP: FiMSexFetishProfanityComedySlice of LifePornHumanEmberAnonSmolder
One down, four to go. After having visited the changeling hive with Ocellus, Anon prepares himself to travel to the Dragon Badlands with Smolder. Considering she's pretty demure and tsundere, he doubts she'll give him much trouble. To be sure, it couldn't go off the rails like it had with the shape-shifting bug-horses, could it...?
Kinks Include: Kinks Include: Foalcon
MLP: FiMComedySlice of LifeRarityAnon
Rarity wants to make Anon a dress. Anon does not want a dress.
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For, ah, clarification, Rart is an on-purpose mispelling of a specific MLP:FiM character whom I can guess you can figure out the name of.
MLP: FiMSexRomanceComedyRandomSlice of LifeHumanTwilightOC
Twilight invites Ryan over to the Library for a standard 'read and chill' session that the two have with some regularity. This time, Twilight, has other plans; plans that she hopes will have a much more raunchy end to them.
It goes about as well as one would expect.
A short, simplistic oneshot.
MLP: FiMComedyRandomTwilightRainbow DashDaring Do
Rainbow Dash just wants somepony to read her manuscript now, not 'later'. (Which we all know means never.)
MLP: FiMSexComedyPornTwilightAnon
It's been quite the ride for Anon. He had to add "-filly" to his name six months ago, and since then he's kinda been getting fucked on the daily. It was quite the shocker to find out what the Princess of Friendship keeps in her basement. But, she's turned over a new leaf this past month. No more paddles and whips. No more bondage or "stretching exercises". All that awaits the little filly now is a normal life.
That would be cool and all... If that's what he wanted. And there would be no story if it was.
Contains: Holy fuck I'm tired, foalcon, a bit of spanking, probably a lot of mistakes, and Ganondorf mirror matches
The picture is 973056 on Derpibooru. Have fun.
MLP: FiMDarkComedyTwilightRainbow DashBerry PunchOther
Hallo! Sorry I'm late. But then, it seems... so are you, Rainbow Dash.
And so the late Rainbow Dash comes face to face with Death himself! And he's... surprisingly cordial, actually.
But when Rainbow ends up in his debt, there's only one way to get back to the life she knew: take up the role of the Grim Reaper herself while Death takes a little holiday. Will Dashie be able to stay quick among the dead? Will she be the most awesome reaper ever... or will Death have to cut his vacation - and Rainbow's life - tragically short?
(Apologies and honors to the late Sir Terry Pratchett.)
Editors: Reese, GenerousGhibli, E3gner
Illustrations: Greenfinger
MLP: FiMComedySlice of LifeCadanceShining ArmorCrystal PoniesFlurry Heart
Okay, first off, you don't get to call me Flurry Heart. Not unless you have special privileges which are only afforded to those who are related to me and/or are national heroes. Or, I guess, if you're that guard that mom sends after me...
Point is, I'm Skyla. Got it memorized? SKY. LA.
Now these are the stories of how I earned myself that name. And a few other titles. And look, maybe mom and dad say I'm just going through a phase, but I say PHASES ARE FOR WIMPS. This, is who I am!
And the only reason I'm using Circus-Cinnamon's photo is because I can't find any other photos with how I really feel on it. I mean seriously, crystal ponies, I'm yelling half the time, is it that hard to take an angry picture?!
MLP: FiMSexFetishProfanityRomanceComedyPornNurse RedheartAnon
Never having asked a pony, or any non-human out for that matter, on a date; Anon is only slightly nervous. He's done his best go get ready for the night, even going so far as to get a custom outfit for the occasion, but he's still pretty anxious about the whole thing. The hour is upon him, it's too late to back out now, all he can do is pray to whatever horse gods are listening that things go well.
Kinks include: Male on Female, Interspecies, Oral, Vaginal, Squirting, and Creampie
MLP: FiMComedyDramaSlice of LifeHumanAlt. UniverseSpikeCelestiaLunaOCMain 6
Dear Princess Celestia,
First, allow me to offer my deepest apologies. I have no doubt the news I'm writing to you about has, somehow, already reached you.
Still I know it is my responsibility duty to bring this matter to your attention myself. Especially given that it involves a national hero.
On my authority as your personal student, I have placed the human known as Gary Stu under citizen's arrest.
Please believe that nopony is more shocked than I am about this.
MLP: FiMSexComedySlice of LifeTwilightSpikeCelestiaBig MacMain 6
Twilight sealed off her heat when she was twelve, thinking it was just a distraction she didn't need in her life. After she got her new castle, she reveals this fact to her friends. Now her friends decided to release it. After all, what's the worst that could happen?
No actual sexual content. Just some sexy implications. Twimac and Sparity.
EDIT: Featured on 11/23/2019! Thank you so much!