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TEquestria's First Human

Likes: 2025 Dislikes: 216

on Fimfiction, by Ceehoff

MLP: FiMRomanceDarkAdventureComedySlice of LifeHumanSpikeCelestiaOtherMain 6CMCs

A lightning bolt has teleported a human to a world full of happy, colorful, talking ponies. Holy....

(The Redone Version) (EFH has it's own TV Tropes page! Thanks to redandready45! )

A human has been teleported to Equestria after a lightning bolt struck him. The ponies of Ponyville had never seen anything like him before. Full of fear and uncertainty, all of Ponyville, except for the Mane 6 and Spike, avoided him. The human, with the help of the Mane 6, must earn Ponyville's friendship before a way back home is found.

Rated Teen for some language and mild peril.

EEquestria's Garden

Likes: 1316 Dislikes: 31

on Fimfiction, by PinkiePieFox

MLP: FiMComedyRandomHumanOC

What happens in Equestria when I buy a new Birdbath for my flower garden?

“I’ve been in the land of Equestria for a few months now, and I have seen some of the most mind-boggling things one can ever imagine seeing. When I’d managed to finish that birdbath a few days ago, I have never, not even in my wildest dreams—not in a million lifetimes—would I ever seen an alicorn floating around inside of it.”

(Because of popular demand this story has been placed on the incomplete list, also Chapter titles and name has been edited to better represent the story. Thanks to Jakomi of the Rose for the name suggestion.)

TEquestrian Border Checkpoint

Likes: 938 Dislikes: 24

on Fimfiction, by Yellowtail

MLP: FiMSexNarcoticsViolenceProfanityDarkComedyRandomCrossoverHumanCelestiaDerpyOCMain 6Anon

To be able to live in Equestria, I have to perform a certain job. I have to be a checkpoint inspector. The princesses insisted that it’s because I’m good at it. I just think they know that I don’t like people/ponies/anyone that are stupid.

Hi. I’m Anon. Your run of the mill asshole. A proud one at that. When I came to this world, the princesses didn’t expect much. Then, they saw how I was good at picking up mistakes. So, they made me a functioning person in society. A mostly pony society. Ponies and other creature would be expecting to be welcomed by a warm hearted pony. Instead, they got me.

(Papers Please does not belong to me, but there isn’t a tag for it. Sex tag is for references to sex)

Cover Art by me.
Here’s the sequel. People like it for some reason.

EEquestrian Security SUCKS!

Likes: 175 Dislikes: 6

on Fimfiction, by Twilight Glimmer

MLP: FiMComedyRandomSlice of LifeTwilightCelestiaLunaOCRoyal Guard

After Canterlot Castle is blown up, Twilight, Luna, and Celestia realized something that they should have noticed long ago. The Royal Guard SUCKS.

After Canterlot Castle is blown up, Twilight, Luna, and Celestia realized something that they should have noticed long ago.

The Royal Guard SUCKS.

(Takes place right before the MLP movie, when the castle was changed.)

Featured from April 3rd to April 5th!

TEquestrian Skies

Likes: 152 Dislikes: 7

on Fimfiction, by RomeoDKat

MLP: FiMRomanceComedyDramaSlice of LifeHumanOCOtherFlitter and CloudchaserRaindrops

[HiE] A slice of life story of a human's life as the adopted sibling of Cloudchaser and Flitter.

On the night that Cloudchaser's parents have something special planned, the unexpected happened. They find an infant in their backyard after a strange occurrence, only it isn't a pony. With nowhere else to turn to, they decide to adopt the infant as their own, and raise it in the town of Ponyville. Through the years in Ponyville, this infant, Sky, will grow to learn that no matter what life throws at you, whether it be fortune or hardships, you will always have friends and loved ones around you to help you through it. Especially when you're sisters are Cloudchaser and Flitter.

[Human in Equestria]

EErsatz Love

Likes: 399 Dislikes: 13

on Fimfiction, by Jenna Starbright

MLP: FiMRomanceComedySlice of LifeHumanCelestiaOC

Celestia just wants someone to hold her and to tell her she's loved. A local human looks to be the perfect prospect.

Nicholas doesn't really know Princess Celestia. Sure, he's met her once or twice, when Twilight was still trying to find a way to get him home. Exchanged pleasantries and what not. But never had he had a real, sit-down conversation with her.

Now, he's been summoned to Canterlot to work as Celestia's advisor. He has no other options but to accept.


Cover art used with permission by Miokomata. Go check them out!

Audio reading of prologue by StraightToThePointStudio. Go check them out!

EEvil is Easy, Governing is Harder

Likes: 1544 Dislikes: 35

on Fimfiction, by Aragon

MLP: FiMAdventureComedyCelestiaLunaDaring Do

One day, just like that, Celestia decides she's going to go mad with power.


Full-cast audiobook by Illya Leonov.


Edited by MrNumbers and Themaskedferret. Winner of FanofMostEverything's Imposing Sovereigns contest!

As seen on EQD and the Royal Canterlot Library.

MExchange

Likes: 3397 Dislikes: 96

on Fimfiction, by getmeouttahere

MLP: FiMRomanceAdventureComedySecond PersonHumanAlt. UniverseTwilightCelestiaAnon

Ponyville's resident human attempts to adjust to living with Celestia as his roommate while also avoiding Princess Twilight's crazy romantic overtures.

[Rated mature for excessive language and humorous sexual dialog and situations.]

Returning readers curious about the changes to this story's chapter format should read this post.

Ever since Anon arrived in Equestria, Twilight's been getting crazier and crazier in her pursuit of his romantic attention. When he turns to the benevolent and graceful Princess Celestia for help, she sends him on a quest to retrieve a sacred stone in return for her aid. No big deal, right? Well... turns out the stone is used to transform Twilight into an alicorn, increasing his problems a thousand fold, and Celestia unexpectedly moves in as his new roommate after giving up her crown to Twilight.

Great.

While Ponyville's plucky human attempts to adjust to living with a large, lazy ex-Princess horse who constantly eats all his sweets, the new Princess of the Day broods within Canterlot castle, scheming her diabolical schemes. Twilight Sparkle intends to reclaim her very special (but strangely reluctant) somehuman, and she's willing to utilize all of the immense resources of the kingdom she now controls in order to do so!

This is a completed second person Anon in Equestria story originally written between February 2013 and December 2013 and converted to prose by reader request.

Those interested in the .epub version of this story should Read this Post.

TExcitement = Twilight * Death^2

Likes: 333 Dislikes: 5

on Fimfiction, by Needling Haystacks

MLP: FiMEquestria GirlsSuicide / Self HarmDeathComedyRandomTwilightSunset ShimmerStarlight GlimmerSci-TwiSunburst

Twilight has the ability to respawn. Naturally, she must exploit the hay out of it. For science!

Twilight has discovered that Alicorns can 'respawn' when they die. Think of the possibilities! She quickly assembles a crack team of scientists* to test the frontiers of this new power.

*IE whoever was willing to respond to a letter asking for 'suggestions of practical uses for the death of an alicorn'.

An unofficial sequel to "The Many Deaths of Twilight Sparkle".

Rated T for references to death and suicide, though in context those things don't really happen.
Featured on 7/6/2020! W00t!
And featured again on 7/20/2020!

TExpecting Expectations

Likes: 341 Dislikes: 16

on Fimfiction, by ROBCakeran53

MLP: FiMSexRomanceComedySlice of LifeHumanCelestiaRoyal GuardRaven Inkwell

Celestia wakes up with a minor hangover. The castle has no running water. Her fiance is a human named Mark. Life's grand!

After a rowdy party in celebration of Princess Celestia and the human Mark’s engagement, all things should be back to normal… should, being the keyword there. No running water in the castle is only the start of the downward spiral. Much love, many laughs, and too much of a good thing are about to put everypony over the edge.

Lots of talk about sex, but nothing explicit.

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Cover art is by the wonderfully talented artist Silfoe without permission, so if there are any issues feel free to yell at me to remove it!

This is a gift for none other than the wonderful Little Big Pony! I hope you enjoy it, you’ve written some amazing stories, and I hope you keep up the trend. Pre-read and edited by the amazing Pascoite and wonderfully astute Fregz.

Box of Shame, M on, top position 3/5/2020. RIP.

TFake My Death

Likes: 595 Dislikes: 31

on Fimfiction, by Flutterpriest

MLP: FiMComedyRandomSecond PersonHumanLyraBon-BonAnon

Anon is called by Lyra for an extreme emergency. She has to die. Right now. But not for real. Just so she doesn't have to pay taxes.


Written on a prompt by Rated Ponystar

EFamiliar

Likes: 199 Dislikes: 17

on Fimfiction, by Cookies

MLP: FiMComedyHumanAlt. UniverseCelestiaLunaMain 6Anon

Upon her return and when confronted by the new Bearers of the Elements of Harmony, Nightmare Moon decides to summon the foulest creature to ever exist (at least she thinks so).

Free at last, Nightmare Moon just got back from her thousand years banishment on the Moon.

She barely has time to cast a few spells and terrorize the local village and kidnap the Solar Princess that a group of mares burst into the ancient throne room.

As they manage to reactivate and wield the Elements of Harmony, Nightmare Moon tries to summon the foulest beast she can think of to protect her.

It doesn't go well.

TFeathers, beaks, and the sick laughter of Murphy

Likes: 466 Dislikes: 17

on Fimfiction, by Maromar

MLP: FiMViolenceAdventureComedyHumanGildaOC

Ever wish you could leave your average bum-dreary life behind for a land filled with mythical creatures and mystery? Great! Trade spots with me!

Cover art by Iron Hooves. Availible for takedown upon request.

Blessed with a RAGE REVIEW by Pen Brush! Thank you!
(Link to review)


If you're reading this, send help.

I don't know what vile force decided to dump me on this planet without the courtesy of letting me change out of my PJs, but he/she/it had less than benevolent intentions. I came to that conclusion the moment I woke up next next to an irritable, jumbo-sized bird of prey by the name of Gilda.

The good news is that human doesn't seem to be on the local diet, Gilda's family are far more docile than her, and there may just be a shot at seeing Earth again if this world's magic is to be trusted.

The bad? Said chance at getting home is far too interested in picking my brains apart or otherwise using me up for comfort. Then there’s the small matter of the many crushing, stabbing, and get-blown-to-bits, hazards associated with a world full of mythical creatures. Oh, did I mention that I was allergic to the natives?

Seriously, if this is the cosmos' idea of entertainment, something's gone terribly wrong.

MFeeding A Pony Meat

Likes: 99 Dislikes: 17

on Fimfiction, by Bendy

MLP: FiMSexComedyRandomSecond PersonHumanRainbow Dash

Rainbow Dash dislikes your meat eating habits. This prompts you to challenge her to eat meat.

TField Notes from Equestria

Likes: 410 Dislikes: 14

on Fimfiction, by Admiral Biscuit

MLP: FiMComedySlice of LifeHumanOCOther

A modern-day explorer gets his chance to visit Equestria, and writes down notes about the ponies he meets.

A modern-day explorer gets his chance to visit Equestria, and writes down notes about the interesting ponies he meets and the stories that they tell.

MFilling In

Likes: 187 Dislikes: 16

on Fimfiction, by Some Leech

MLP: FiMSexFetishProfanityComedyPornTrixieStarlight GlimmerSunburstGallusSilverstream

Starlight Glimmer asks Trixie to cover as the school's guidance counselor for the day. Unfortunately for the magician, things take a rather wild turn...

There isn't much Trixie wouldn't do for her buddy Starlight. Ordinarily, filling in as the school's guidance counselor would have been an easy affair - ordinarily. In the throes of a rather annoying heat, she forces herself to help her friend with the normally trivial request. So long as nothing odd or lustful happens, she's sure she'll be fine...

Kinks Include
Chapter 1: Male on Female, Futa on Female, Threesome, Vaginal, Oral, Anal, Spit-Roasting, Double Penetration, Musk, Estrus, Knotting, Creampies, and One Heck of a Disappearing Act
Chapter 2: Female on Male, Vaginal, Femdom, Creampies, Enhanced Erections

Artwork by t72b

If you want to help support me, I have a Tip-Jar/Patreon HERE

TFimfic Authors Are In Your Bed

Likes: 1145 Dislikes: 71

on Fimfiction, by Admiral Biscuit

MLP: FiMComedyRandomSecond PersonCrossoverHumanTwilightDJ P0N-3OtherChrysalisMs. Harshwhinny

A collaborative collection of stories about finding ponies in your bed.

You're just an ordinary guy, living an ordinary life. But your life changes one miserable Monday, when you arrive home to find an unexpected visitor in your house: specifically, you discover Twilight Sparkle in your bed.

Things go downhill fast.

And she's just your first visitor.


Tags and contributing authors will be added as needed. A couple new chapters will be added daily until the well runs dry. Continuity is overrated, so don't complain about it. It's a thematic collab, not a big budget Hollywood movie where there are never any continuity errors.
Do you want to join? Click here!

TFireStarter

Likes: 912 Dislikes: 104

on Fimfiction, by Cereal-Killer

MLP: FiMSexProfanityRomanceAdventureComedyHumanCelestiaOtherMain 6Changelings

Have you ever had a building collapse on top of you? It hurts a lot. Now imagine it's on fire.

I woke up to a burning building coming down on top of me.

Oh yeah, that isn't even the half of it. There's these freaky Technicolor horses everywhere too and a few of them were dressed in golden armour.

They bound me, dragged me to the castle and hooked me up to some chains. Currently I'm being interrogated by a white unicorn... guard. Whatever it's called.

Well, it's not like it could get much worse, right?


Rated teen for suggestive situations and bad language

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Found some cover art.

Sorry to whomever made this, but the source website was taken down or something, so I'm really not sure who to credit.

Finally found the name of the artist: Blaz Portenta

I got featured a couple times. Yeah, I'm surprised too.

EFirst Class Guards

Likes: 572 Dislikes: 9

on Fimfiction, by ClanCrusher

MLP: FiMComedySlice of LifeTwilightDerpyOCLightning DustTempest Shadow

Twilight is looking to hire guards for her castle. Derpy is looking for a new job. Lightning Dust is trying to find a way forward after her falling out with the Wonderbolts, and Flare Warden is just trying to get a position far far away from her brother.










Immense thanks to Fylifa for countless hours of editing and proofreading.
Cover art by Anchorxx

EFishing

Likes: 447 Dislikes: 8

on Fimfiction, by Admiral Biscuit

MLP: FiMComedySlice of LifeSecond PersonHumanOCOther

Fishing on the dock at a secluded lake is the perfect way to spend a weekend. At least until the pegasi arrive.

There’s nothing better than a weekend, a time when you can relax and unwind in the solitude of a dock with nothing to think of but your fishing pole and earthworms for bait.

And pegasi.

So very many pegasi.


Now with a reading by Curtis Wildcat!
Now with a Chinese translation by hehelover

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