In all his existence, Discord has never faced an enemy as dangerous as this.
Discord's the only creature in Equestria who can recognize the human for what he is -- not the long-lost Seventh Element that never actually existed and couldn't have existed before the human arrived, but a meta-reality warper, an entity far more powerful than Discord with the power to warp the minds of all around him and the very rules of magic to make sure that he's always the Big Hero. And the role the human's assigned to Discord is the Villain to beat down or kill.
Pre-reform Discord's fine with being the villain. But on his own terms. Not dancing on some alien interloper's puppet strings.
Without friendship, or even allies, Discord's going to have to find a way to defeat a creature who can alter fate itself and who can even mind-control him. Or he may just end up worse than dead.
Trigger warnings: Mind control (magically induced love, magically induced friendship, magically induced stupidity, Discord being Discord), noncon/dubcon (magically induced love, other forms of highly dubious consent), rape (female on male), violence/gore (mostly against Discord), literally everything in chapters 19-21, humans not being presented as unilaterally wonderful and superior to ponies and/or draconequui.
Raven Inkwell is the princess' adviser and, therefore, the only reason Equestria hasn't burned down yet.
As the Princess of Canterlot, the Mistress of the Sun, and the most beloved ruler of Equestria, it could be assumed that Princess Celestia was the pony who ran Equestria. Few people know that she actually doesn't.
Her assistant, Raven Inkwell, does. And Equestria would be nothing without her.
The highly possessive Mane-iac consummates her love with her childhood friend and lover Aaron.
My name is Luxurious Locks, or Luxi for short. But now people know me as the Mane-iac. The accident changed me, but my feelings for my beloved Aaron haven't changed. I've been looking for him for a month, and now I've finally found him.
After a rather turbulent confession, that involved one of the Power Ponies of all ponies, we're finally alone with each other, and there's only one thing left to do: Make our first night together so memorable that he'll never even consider leaving my side again. Because he belongs to ME!
Involves: Clop, Tentacle Hair (Duh!)
Commission for Sketchy Changeling, based on his story Found You! (It is strongly recommended that you read it before this one.) Thanks for your support!
Twilight Sparkle recieves a very formal letter from Princess Celestia. Now everypony's in trouble.
Twilight Sparkle gathers her friends after receiving a rather distressing letter from her mentor, Princess Celestia. She's not happy about the contents, at all.
It seems her friends all went on some magical adventure without her. And now they're all in a lot of trouble.
A human named Alice gives Mayor Mare a healthy alternative to ending a hard day at the office.
At wits end with a growing town and endless responsibilities, Mayor Mare has lately gotten into undesirable alternatives as a means of relaxing. Not wanting to see her boss go down a spiral, her human assistant decides to provide a much better alternative… in the form of nimble fingers and a much needed release.
Ocellus begins to get into the habit of disguising herself as inanimate objects in order to spy on her classmates and teachers. Things end up escalating far more quickly than she expected.
~ ANTHRO ~
All characters over 18 years old. Contains: peeping, voyeurism, masturbation, panty-sniffing, shower sex, being disguised as a double-ended dildo, that dildo being used by ponies other than the ones Ocellus intended, dubious consent, oviposition, impregnation. Cover image cropped from 2470802 by xbi.
After six months in Equestria, Elizabeth is tired of lonely nights. Deciding that a stallion is better than nothing, she approaches Big Macintosh with an unexpected request.
Elizabeth doesn't know precisely how she wound up in Equestria. All she knows is that she's now living in what appears to be a real-life version of a cartoon she watched as a little kid. And she's the only human there.
She doesn't really mind, herself. She's made good friends here, and found surprisingly satisfying employment as a woodworker. Her libido is another matter, though.
After six months on a world totally devoid of human men she might share an evening with, she's desperate enough to try a stallion instead. Big Macintosh is a friend, after all, and seems to have the afternoon to himself...
(Oneshotober 2014—Contains HiE/FiE and human-pony relations.)
A human and his pet horse are transported to Equestria.
It is a fact that horses have served mankind for thousands of years, in times of war and in times of peace. Your horse – a chestnut mare named Zayna – helps you to earn your primary source of income, in the form of a riding school.
But then, a freak occurrence dumps you both in a strange new land populated by talking ponies. At first, they are a bit hostile due to a misunderstanding — but that's nothing when you realise it's not just ponies who can talk here.
Anon's been working as a janitor at the Friendship School for a little while and, all in all, it's a pretty sweet gig. All of the students seem to like him, except for a timid, little changeling...
After winding up in Equestria, Twilight gives Anon a job at the Friendship school. Sure, it might be as a custodian, but it's a great way for the man to acquaint himself with the various creatures of the world. Of all the students at the place, one really piques his interest; a little changeling named Ocellus. Although, sadly, the demure tiny bug-horse doesn't seem too fond of him. Most of the time, she'll sneak by without even saying hello. If there was only some way Anon could figure out why she keeps trying to avoid him...
Kinks Include: Foalcon, Interspecies, Male on Female, Oral, Vaginal, Rough Sex, Spankings, Pheromones (Lusty Musk), Lewd Antics, Creampies, Squirting, and Excessive Amounts of Jizz
EXTRA LEWD KINKS INCLUDE: A Suspicion of Pants and Clothing in General
This was a collab with my buddy Aer0 Zer0. He provided the art and idea, I produced the story. Hope y'all enjoy it!
Limestone Pie's three sisters are particularly curious about a certain portion of her anatomy
The Pie family sisters, all tender youths, grew up sharing a bedroom. The quartet of fillies got along with one another for years and, for a time, everything seemed fine. That was, until, three of the young mares began to fixate upon Limestone's rather unique appendage. Yes, the phrase, "One of these things is not like the other" would be appropriate whilst observing the four siblings and, unfortunately, Limestone was the target of her sisters' fascination...
Kinks include: Foalcon, Incest, Futa on Female, Oral, Vaginal, Gangbang, Orgy, Spit Roasting, Musk, Squirting, Ahegao, Cum Inflation, Size Difference, and Copious Amounts of Jizz
A video game programmer from Earth is brought to Equestria. But all is not right in the world of ponies.
When a video game programmer mysteriously enters Equestria, it doesn't seem like anything out of the ordinary. But the answer to the appearance may just be the precursor to the biggest disaster to befall Equestria since Discord.
A portal to Equestria opens on Arstotzka's border, and you now have to deal with pony immigrants along with the usual mix.
It had been nearly a year since you won that labor lottery. This job had quickly turned into the best thing that has ever happened to you and your family. From the Grestin checkpoint, you had seen it all; terrorist attacks, long-seperated lovers getting back together, people trying to smuggle drugs into the country... None of that compares to the day a portal opens to an alternate dimension just outside the walls. Which is bad, because inevitably that means more papers for you to check and double check. But still, a job's a job. Might as well keep a straight face about it... And remember: Glory to Arstotzka.
A bored and horny guardsmare has been stationed on earth for weeks alongside human soldiers, and is bunking with one in particular. Can she get through another day without begging him to rut her?
As a show of good faith between ponies and humans following the linking of their worlds, pony guards have been sent to help in peacekeeping missions on earth, and vice versa.
Auburn Sunrise has been part of a human base on earth for weeks, now, bunking with a straight laced private named Bradley. She's far away from any stallions, and while she cares about her duty, she's becoming extremely bored. Also, humans are kinda cute, Bradley especially!
Can she get through another day without begging him to make a move on her? No!
A tale of someone comfortable with his life becoming somepony not well liked at all.
What happens, happens. I think that is one of the rules of Causality as stated by the late, great Douglas Adams. It is a pretty important rule and I use it to guide me through life, no matter what goes on in it. So, when I was driving to an out of town job and found myself in another world, I did my best to take everything in stride.
I would be the first to say the adjustment is not easy. Especially, when the first thing you do is make yourself a pony distrusted, disliked and defamed by some national heros. Thinking about that, I think I have to invoke another Douglas Adams quote. "Don't Panic."
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This is the result of me getting bored one day and starting writing. Now that I got a bit of it done, I wouldn't mind honest opinions, and flame away if you feel the need. I have thick skin.
As you might notice, there are a few chapters with a box at the top. These are the ones that my editor and I went through again, and hopefully improved. I'll refrain from changing plot but spelling, grammar and flow are all up for grab. Especially for the early chapters.
Mark Wells only bought an old mirror, so why did he now have hooves, wings and green fur? And where was he? Maybe this great and powerful princess could tell him?
Mark Wells was a klutz, but even he could not imagine stumbling into a mirror that he had just bought at an antique store and ending up in a world of colorful equines, not to mention gaining hooves and wings at the same time. And whoever heard of green fur on a horse? Perhaps the great and powerful Princess that the guard was taking him to would have some answers because he sure didn't!
An alternative version of canon events with humorous twists. Written in collaboration withAiry Words.
Anonymous leaves Ponyville to pursue a quiet office job in Manehattan. While he finds the possibility of new love in his future, he finds that his past from Ponyville isn't willing to give him up so easily. Some mares just don't know when to stop.
Who will Anon choose? His past life, Fluttershy? The mysterious Autumn? Or, perhaps the troubled Mulberry?
And there came a day unlike any other. A day when Equestria needed to be avenged.
'To whoever gets this message, we're in desperate need of help.'
'Equestria...Equestria is on the brink of being destroyed. Sombra, Tirek and many other villains are taking over our world. The Ambassadors of Harmony are nowhere to be found and Celestia and Luna...Faust, Celestia and Luna. I don't know who you are and I don't care, just as long as you can save us. And if you can't do that, then at the very least...'
Cozy Glow rules Equestria. She doesn't like it that much.
Cozy Glow has won.
She has taken over all of Equestria and with her powers she is virtually unstoppable. With the princesses trapped in the sun and moon, Discord put in stone once more, and Twilight and her friends trapped in Tartarus, nopony is there to stop her. Nothing will get in the way of ruling Equestria.
Spike accidentally coughs and sends his wanking material to Princess Celestia.
Spike, while browsing his selection of naughty magazines, accidentally coughs and breathes flames. The magazine gets sent to Princess Celestia. Panic ensues.
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