A book for those that find themselves stranded on an alien planet.
This is for any other poor sap that finds themselves stranded in the kingdom of Equestria with no way to get back to Earth. A guide on the dos and don'ts of living in Equestrian society. Follow our advise carefully, and you may just survive.
Or don't! Whatever works for you.
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The chapters of this story are not in any particular order. Each new chapter is whatever subject I felt like writing about at the time, so there probably won't be consistent flow between them.
Featured on March 4th, 2020. Two features at the same time! WOOH!
An unlikely hero lays siege to canterlot castle for a chance to be reunited with the mare of his dreams.
Equestria's bumbling deadliest assassin is struggling to make ends meet. Until Princess Luna hires him to test Canterlots elite Gaurdponies. But he's not in for the money he just wants the chance meet the mare of his dreams, if he lives that long.
Good luck with that buddy, You're going to need it.
Cover art is: Imperialism by Yakovlev-vad on deviant art.
To help the Cutie Mark Crusaders experience sex for the first time, Cadance generously offers her husband's help ... and casts an age regression spell to make him just the right size for little fillies.
In order to help the Cutie Mark Crusaders experience sex for the first time, Cadance generously offers her husband's help ... and casts an age regression spell to make him just the right size for the three little fillies. This is the kind of thing that happens to you when you’re married to the Princess of Love.
Contains: foalcon, group sex, age regression, reluctant consent, loss of virginity, cream pies, brief pregnancy scare, an intrusive and overly helpful wife. Cover image assembled from vectors by bitterplaguerat, 90Sigma, and dm29. The 2nd place winner in Scout Feather’s Foalcon Writing Contest!
Can you put a price on happiness? What are you willing to risk to find true love? What is that alien doing over there with all those pizza boxes? (RGRE) {This story has two versions, the last chapter is the first person version.}
Can you put a price on happiness? What are you willing to risk to find true love? What is that alien doing over there with all those pizza boxes? (RGRE) {This story has two versions, the last chapter is the first person version.}
Twilight discovers a dimensional disturbance. At the same time, a new pony arrives in Ponyville.
(Pre-season 9)
If a better world was in reach for you, if you could reach someplace that was better if it meant leaving behind everything you've ever known, would you take that chance?
A new pony arrives in Ponyville, someone kind of odd, but nice enough. At the same time, Twilight's discovered a disturbance in the fabric of reality. But these two events couldn't possibly be connected...right?
Cover art created by NixWorld
HOLY SMOKES, I GOT FEATURED! (4/30/20) Thanks, everybody! (And again on 5/4/20!) (Again on 5/14/20)
Jesse's on a quest to fit his dick between two bright blue pony cheeks. As previously established, it's way too big right now! Watch as our hero deals with trial and temptation plenty on his noble journey to save himself for just one mare.
Jesse's on a quest to fit his dick between two bright blue pony cheeks. As previously established, it's way too big right now!
Watch as our hero deals with trial and temptation plenty on his noble journey to save himself for just one mare.
A paid continuation that's turned into a very silly and fun story along the way!
Button Mash covers and breeds his mom. 'Nuff said.
Wanting a foal can lead to desperate measures for a mare, and sometimes that desire can lead to her taking unexpected paths to get one. For Button Mash's mother, Cream Heart, this leads to her having an unexpected tryst with her son deep within her estrus. Perhaps this was what she'd wanted all along; a virile stud of a stallion whom she loves. A stallion who can give her the second foal she so desires, and maybe even more.
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Contains: STRAIGHT, CONSENSUAL, INCESTUOUS FOALCON BETWEEN A MOTHER AND HER TEEN SON, anatomically correct ponies (including teats and clitoral winking, and penile flaring),a mare in estrus,voyeurism, very brief somnophilia, very hooves-on sex education,complete cluelessness about sex,olfactophilia/osmolagnia (cuz horses) , fellatio, including deepthroating, cunnilingus, multiple female orgasmsfirst-time vaginal sex/losing virginity (male),lots of discussion/fetishizing about breeding,very deep penetration,painless cervical contact and slight penetration, excessive cum,mild belly bulge, mild cum inflation, intentional impregnation/inbreeding,brief pregnancy,brief pregnancy sex,pregnant belly rubbing, and lots of love and kisses in general.
This story was a submission to Shakespearicles' contest. EDIT: This story won second place!
Top featured 2/29/20 - 3/2/20, featured 3/3/20! Thanks for reading everypony!
Hit 1k and 2k views on 2/29/20, and 3k on 3/1/20. Y'all are awesome! Thanks for reading! EDIT:This story just kept exploding, and we're up to over 10k vews as of May 22nd! Y'all are awesome!
Credits:
Written and primarily edited by me, LegionofPony. Proofread by my friend Void and proofread and edited by my other friend Laura. Thanks!
Inspired by two now-deleted arts by 'apis' on e621. It involved a young pokemon breeding his mother and getting her pregnant with his kids, twice. Sound familiar? EDIT: Thanks to a comment's suggestion, I found them! PM me if you're interested in the links to them!
Also inspired by images #1711215 by blackkaries, with a snipped version of it as my cover art, as well as #2167715 and #2187427 by tureink on derpibooru.
Cream Heart is also an OC owned by JansAnimations, and is not mine.
Anon doesn't know how to feel about Chrysalis. Despite how close they have gotten, he doesn't know if it's reasonable to trust a changeling.
Though, through the thick of it, they are still together, fighting for what is there, for what they have. Love, companionship. It's hard to come by, especially if it's genuine. Could a changeling genuinely love someone, despite all their years of manipulation and heart break? Anon wishes to know.
Cover art by bigmoon206. I can't link them, because of their explicit art.
With his date with Yona on the horizon, Anon girds his loins...
Knowing he's got to spend twenty-four hours with the hard-headed yak, remembering full well their disastrous last encounter, Anon devises a plan. Knowing he can't match the power and zeal of his bovid admirer, he realizes he'll need something to level the playing field. Waiting until the dead of night, well past the time the students have gone to bed, he puts his scheme into action...
Being retired was supposed to be a good thing. So why is Celestia so moody? She vents to Luna. Profanely.
Celestia isn't as pleased with retirement as she thought she'd be. Sure, the beach is great but it's no longer doing it for the former princess. She has a number of grievances to get off her chest and vents her frustrations in a profanity-laced tirade to Luna.
Rated Mature for strong language throughout and sexual references.
Cover art by me.
Featured: 2/27/2020 - 2/29/2020 Color me surprised, honored, and appreciative. Thank you all so much!
Anon and Luna share a lovely morning with one another. Turns out they share a lot in common for two beings lost in a world unfamiliar. Plus, breakfast time is a good time to find some bonding time with one another.
Cover art by Lady Amaltea. Her page on DA is deactivated, so I sadly don't have a link to her work.
A human in Spike's body will do whatever he can to change the future for the better.
Long story short, I was a brony. I woke up one day to find myself in Spike's body. Dream come true, right? I'm in Equestria, I could interact with my favorite ponies, etc.
Well, as it turns out, I just happened to wake up right at the beginning of Season 1. Which could only mean one thing: I can change the future of Equestria. I could solve problems prematurely, prevent disasters from happening, and keep Twilight from going insane.
So now, my mission isn't to hug my favorite ponies, but to make sure everyone gets a happy life.
Jet has just turned 40. It's been a long hard day of enduring smiling co-workers and employees wishing him a happy birthday... and now he has to return home to an empty apartment. But maybe there is a surprise waiting for him?
Jet Stream has just turned 40.
He's never been a fan of birthdays, particularly at his office. The love of his employees, colleagues, and co-workers has always felt like a hollow version of the love that he truly wanted: the love of a family.
This birthday is particularly biting: even his beloved daughter, the one pony who loves him completely will be away, at her mother's junkyard. That means he's going to spend the whole night miserable and alone, contemplating how he could end up as a 40-year old with all the things in the world... except for the things that really matter.
But maybe a certain filly has a surprise in store for her dear dad... one that will end up causing him to have a very happy birthday?
When a cute, studious filly in class is entering her first heat she doesn't know what to do about it. She was the first one to get her cutie mark, first to hit her growth spurt, and now she's the first to enter heat.
Luckily, Mercury has a good friend like Amber to show her the way.
Contains Foalcon, hints of Noncon, Herm on Filly on Mare, the Idol of Boreas
Maud and Mudbriar, having discussed rearing a child, resort to some outside help for the endeavor...
Having spent a number of years together, Maud Pie and Mudbriar decide that it's time to take the next step in their relationship. Both are keenly aware that the stallion is somewhat lacking in several departments, which is why they mutually decided to contract an outside agency to help the mare conceive. In the throes of a severe heat, Maud awaits the striped studs they've summoned...
Kinks include: Cucking, Male on Female, Oral, Vaginal, Size Difference, Slight Domination, Creampies, More Cucking, Slight Male on Male, Emasculation, and Impregnation
Artwork by Aer0 Zer0
This is a promo piece for an upcoming Cuck Art Pack! Find out more about it on the artists' twitters! Artists twitters are: @Sanyo2100, @SoulCentinel, Doodle Dandy (No Twitter), @SugarlessPaints, @willitfit3, @Bottom_Armor, @BCkiwirenders, @Hizuldur, @Forsaken3d
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Twilight and her friends step up to do a cheer-leading routine as a reward for some of their students doing well on a test. Twilight has a surprise in store for the BIG finale though!
A fic done for B_25's anthology. The whole is done as a birthday celebration for the excellent artist NCMares. I personally adore his art, and was happy to do a fic based on one of his pictures (though I'm by no means a macro expert).
Twilight and the girls are preparing to do a little cheerleading routine for the School of Friendship's hoofball team. It was a challenge that she'd made to the bunch of jocks to motivate them to achieve excellence in their academic studies.
They pulled it off.
And now that they had, our beloved mane six mares are sitting in the tunnel before the halftime show, getting ready to execute the most motivational routine of all time!
But Twilight has a spell prepped and ready to steal the show from Rainbow Dash... will everything go to plan?
Does not contain any sex - but does contain some description of lewd outlines in clothing.
