Being a princess in Equestria is tiring work, and after many long years of rule, they've seen absolutely everything. Right? - [A series of short stories]
Being a princess in Equestria is tiring work. After many long years of rule, they've seen absolutely everything. Right?
A series of short (ish!) stories about our favourite four-legged diarchy and how they deal with various things modern Equestrian life throws at them.
It's not as though it's going to be difficult. They've seen plenty of generations come and go. Nopony could possibly put them out of their depth.
They think.
Stories so far:
Healthy Living: Celestia can't remember if she ever had the one-time disease "Filly Fever". It's been so long, she must have forgotten it.
Trending Topic: A new toy craze takes Equestria by storm, and Luna is in the eye of it all.
Princess Celestia's Uneventful Day: It's nice to unwind and read a good book once in a while. Fate has other plans.
Teacher Kindnicker has been a teacher at the Las Pegasus Livery for Colts and Fillies for many years. She didn't always teach high school students though. When she realized just how much her former students could grow-up... she changed her mind.
A quick-fic for Derpibooru... comments section wouldn't allow it to be posted! Based on nips amazing picture 1611097
Teacher Kindnicker was patrolling the halls of the Las Pegasus Livery for Colts and Fillies after-hours, making sure the boarding students there were all safely tucked away.
Unfortunately for her, her heat had just started up and she'd rather be in bed with a good romance novel and some other fun equipment.
Still, there's no shirking her duties, and she needs to check one more area before turning in... the colt's locker room.
Could there be a hot, young, colt stud in there, raring and ready to go, who could rail his old teacher's sexy plot into orgasmic oblivion?
Spike has been hung up on Fluttershy for a long time, but he's worried that if he gives in to his lust he'll only hurt her. Maybe the sexy, fluffy pegasus isn't as timid as he thought?
Apogee has a best friend: Daisy Cutter, known as 'Diz'. They share everything... snacks, stories... secrets. Now the shy Diz is hoping that she can share something more with her best friend. Can she manage to woo the bouncy pegasus filly?
AN APOJET STANDALONE FIC
Apogee is a bouncy, energetic filly with dreams of reaching the stars, even though she comes from a bit of an interesting family situation.
But Apogee has always been able to rely on her best filly-friend, Daisy Cutter... also known to her friends as 'Diz'. The mousey-mare is a bit of a quiet bookworm, and though she tries to keep Apogee's hooves on the ground more often than not she is swept along with her friend's schemes and finds herself in a universe of trouble.
This Tuesday is no exception, as the mischievous Apogee hatches a plan to hook up her introverted best friend with her rugged stallion father, even though both would have no inclination to do so if they even know of Apogee's bird-brained idea.
But.
There is a pony that Diz currently likes. A certain yellow-furred goofball.
Diz decides to take a big risk, hoping that by going along with her friend, she'll find some opportunity to get closer to her best friend, somehow. Will the fates align to help her? Will the two cute teenage-fillies have a fun Tuesday evening after all?
Yea... duh.
Takes place just before the events of 'Apogee's Tuesday Night Dinner' as part of the incredible artwork NSFW DB Post #1608872 recently completed by xRei on Derpibooru. This is a sidefic that appeared in the Derpibooru comments, and occurs after the events of 'Any Landing'
WARNING: Contains fillycon, F on F with toys if that's not your cup of tea, please look elsewhere!
Fleur-de-lis and a human come up with a crazy plan that'll benefit them both. However, when unsuspected trouble arrives, will the two hold on to each other, or crumble under the pressure?
When Fleur-de-lis finds herself in a serious predicament, she cooks up a crazy scheme with a human that'll get rid of all her troubles. However, when unsuspected problems arrive from it, she finds herself stuck with no other option but one.
Forced to work together, the supermodel and the human have to rely on each other to overcome their trials and tribulations, and maybe, in the process, find even more than they'd expected.
Shining Armour and Cadance (and occasionally, Chrysalis) have some pretty inventive sex.
On Shining's birthday, he's offered the opportunity to fuck his female counterpart, Gleaming Shield.
Kinks: Threesome, Double Blowjob, Selfcest, Brother/Sister Roleplay, Filthy Consensual Married Sex, Lots of Teasing and Giving, Creampie, Cum Play, Narcissism.
Apogee and her friend Daisy Cutter are hanging out at home after school. Jet Stream gets home late and finds the two fillies still in uniform. Sending Daisy away, Apogee serves her father a quick meal he won't forget.
Quick Story from Comments on Derpibooru
Jet Stream comes home late after a work event... but at least he was able to make it home at all. He had been so busy over the past few weeks that he was even having trouble making it home on Tuesday nights, which he had made an agreement with his daughter would be special nights.
So he walked up to his daughter's room with eager anticipation about the fun he was about to have...
Only to open her door and see that she had a friend over.
Crap.
Guess that's the end of this Tuesday night...
Or is it?
Nope.
Takes place several weeks after the multiple, sexy, romps with her rugged Dad.
WARNING CONTAINS: Fillycon, incest, oral sex. If you aren't interested, look elsewhere!
Based on the incredible pic by master pone artist Bigmac-115, as a part of the ongoing Apojet clopverse.
The post number is 1604965 on Derpibooru!
This is a short comment-fic only, which I wrote because of the excellent artwork by Bigmac115. I've had a few commenters on Derpibooru ask me in PMs to upload here so they can keep it in their Apojet collection. It is absolutely just a brief side-shot from the ongoing clopfic 'Any Landing You Can Walk Away From...' with no spoilers. Absolutely not necessary to enjoy the previous Apojet fics or as a part of the ongoing Apojet clopverse. Enjoy!
What happens when you realize that your life is a simulation? Well, you put the headset back on.
Twilight thought it was all so real. The ponies, the grass, the air, the shining light of the day. With the breaking of a single connection, everything comes crashing down, leaving a very confused human girl wearing a VR headset.
Trixie just learnt a new invisibility spell and is eager to find Starlight and show off. Unfortunately, Starlight's nowhere to be found in her room, but Trixie can hear the shower running...
Trixie just learnt a new invisibility spell and is eager to find Starlight and show it off.
Unfortunately, Starlight's nowhere to be found in her room, but Trixie can hear the shower running...
Maybe now's a good time for Trixie to test it out.
Twilight finds herself being asked some rather embarrassing questions by her friends
After her somewhat stress-filled cruise with her family, Twilight returns home to expect some peace and quiet. Unfortunately, what she gets instead are a number of probing questions by her friends regarding a certain young stallion she met during said cruise.
Apogee is about to ace her English class's final exam. As long as she can manage to get through the rest of the test without thinking about the weekend she just spent at her dad's, and the hot, steamy romp they had...
Quick Story:
Apogee was taking this semester's final exam for English. Things were going great! She was nailing all the questions, she'd studied all of the material, and she only had one last essay question to write, with plenty of time on the clock.
No problem, right?
Except she's a horny teenage filly, fresh off her first estrus, which was only sated through multiple, sexy, romps with her rugged Dad.
Will Apogee be able to pull herself out of her daydream in time to finish her exam? Can she avoid thinking about her father's throbbing stallionhood? Will she be able to avoid making a mess of her teenage plot at her schooldesk seat?
Nope.
WARNING CONTAINS: Fillycon, incest, daydreaming about sex and oral sex. If you aren't interested, look elsewhere!
Based on the incredible pic by master pone artist Bigmac-115, as a part of the ongoing Apojet clopverse.
The post number is 1602397 on Derpibooru!
This is a short comment-fic only, which I wrote because of the excellent artwork by Bigmac115. I've had a few commenters on Derpibooru ask me in PMs to upload here so they can keep it in their Apojet collection. It is absolutely just a brief side-shot from the ongoing clopfic 'Any Landing You Can Walk Away From...' with no spoilers. Absolutely not necessary to enjoy the previous Apojet fics or as a part of the ongoing Apojet clopverse. Enjoy!
Sometimes problems cannot be solved through conventional means. Sometimes two people with a problem must think outside of the box. Sometimes thinking outside of the box means having sex with a person that you don't very much care for. Many times. In many positions. Loudly.
Mares in heat can't control themselves, so stallions have to ... or they'll end up with crippling child support payments. I don't have to worry about that, though -- I'm infertile, and it's the best thing that ever happened to me!
When I found out that I was infertile, at first I thought it was terrible. There was something wrong with me, an irreversible flaw... But over time, I’ve realized that it was the best thing that ever happened to me.
You see, when mares go into heat each season, they’re completely unable to control themselves. It doesn’t matter how uptight or reserved they normally are – when they’re in heat, they’ll jump on any stallion they can find, desperate for the filling that will quench it. To keep stallions from taking advantage of this, Equestria has strict laws about taking care of your offspring. You’d better not father a child if you’re not ready to support and raise one. Most stallions have to keep themselves under tight control during season.
But I’m not most stallions. I can mount as many mares as I want and never have to worry about siring any foals. Of course, it’s just my luck that I’d get selected for Wonderbolts Academy training during heat season...
In order to get more dating experience, Twilight Sparkle decides to create her own romantic companion for practice. What could possibly go wrong?
For the longest time, Twilight Sparkle had problems with dating. Although she was the Princess of Friendship, the stallions she had attempted to progress beyond friendship with always seemed to shy away, sometimes at a rapid gallop. Well, this time she has the problem solved. If she can't find a stallion who will be romantic with her, she is going to make a stallion who wants to be romantic with her.
Starlight Glimmer and Trixie take care of the Castle of Friendship and resolve any related problems for a day as per Princess Twilight's request. That's the easy part.
Starlight Glimmer and Trixie have learned much about friendship and each other ever since they met, but their latest challenge proves to be the toughest yet. As Princess Twilight and her close friends visit a faraway town to solve a friendship problem, Starlight is tasked with taking care of the Castle of Friendship and resolving any related problems, and Trixie agrees to help out.
Unfortunately, that's the easiest part of the day, and it doesn't take long for them to regret helping out.
Twilight Sparkle keeps writing letters to Celestia, but she never sends them. When Rainbow Dash swipes one of them, Twilight is desperate to get it back. Will she succeed, or will Celestia read one of her letters at last?
Twilight Sparkle keeps writing letters to Celestia, but she never sends them. When Rainbow Dash swipes one of them, Twilight is desperate to get it back. Will she succeed, or will Celestia read one of her letters at last?
A bit of TwiLestia with a dash of comedy on the side.
Another human turned changeling HiE fic. Hopefully, Tyson doesn't screw his new life up. M rating for sexual content.
Undergoing its third re-write. I screwed things up with the timeline, and need to use the chronology to fix my mistakes. There will be changes to everything, even the first chapter and prologue. Until then, the old chapters will remain up until I have written replacements and switch them out.
Tyson the human was turned into a changeling and wound up in Equestria a week before the summer sun celebration. Now he needs to figure out how to live among the ponies, and avoid being discovered. M rating for sexual content.
Update: Finally has some damn cover art. It's not that great though, apologies if your eyes bleed. But at least you have the general idea of what Aurelic actually looks like.
