MLP: FiMSexFetishProfanityComedyPornSecond PersonHumanLunaAnon
Princess Luna is going to be making a move tonight. Anon's friends offer him condolences, but no one wants to get in the way of a 1000 year dry spell ending. Anon is kind of a slut, so he doesn't mind.
(RGRE)
{This story has two versions, the last chapter is the first person version.}
MLP: FiMGoreViolenceDeathRomanceDarkDramaHumanAlt. UniverseLunaOCChrysalisChangelingsThorax
In the beginning, The Great Weaver brought together the world, from the mountains to the forests. Stitching it together, the Great Tapestry connects all living and nonliving things.
The Changelings found themselves especially connected to this Tapestry. Legend says that the first Changelings fell through the world as it was woven together, only to be caught on the First Weave beneath it all.
But what happens when something else is caught in the Weave?
Prince Phasmatodea, son of Queen Chrysalis, remembers what it was like before he hatched. He remembers being a human. He remembers dying. And he fully intends on avoiding another death.
But being gifted a new life does not matter when one failure, one false step, will lead to your untimely demise in the Changeling hive; for Prince Phasma must survive his toughest adversary from the start: Mother Dearest.
Cover art as of 1/18/21 by Nixworld
MLP: FiMSexComedySlice of LifeHumanTwilightChrysalisSpa PoniesAnon
Anon had a normal life of being a massage therapist. And then one day he accidentally opened a portal to Equestria. As the only human in this new land, it would be a shame if his magic fingers went to waste.
So he decides to work as a deep-tissue masseur at the spa with Aloe and Lotus. Ponies from all over Equestria come to work out their problems, stress and kinks. Anon: part-time masseur, full-time therapist.
Now about that happy ending...
A comment-driven episodic story. Each chapter focuses on a different character. After each chapter, YOU, the readers, nominate and vote on who you want to visit Anon for a massage next! Simply comment which character you want to visit, and after (an arbitrary amount of time) the character with the most upvotes will be next! (Duplicate nomination wont have their scores added together.) It can be any creature from MLP, even an OC! If your character doesn't get the most votes, don't despair! You can always nominate them again on the NEXT chapter.
MLP: FiMSexAdventureDramaSlice of LifeHumanAlt. UniverseOCAnonBat PonyRoyal Guard
By Appointment To Their Majesties Princess Celestia and Princess Luna, Anonymous is the Royal Engineer of Equestria, working hard to prove himself to the nation he has had to call home since his unintentional arrival.
Now, the Princesses have decided to favor the nation's only human with a retinue of VIP bodyguards, in the form of a quaternion of mares from the Royal Guard who will protect him, and his honor, every single day, everywhere he goes, and with everything he does.
"Everyday Life With Guardsmares" is a story about those everyday experiences, and how they become anything but "everyday" for those involved.
Adapted for FIMFiction from the original "Everyday Life With Guardsmares" greentext by TheManFromAnotherTime, posted in /mlp/'s Royal Guard Mare General thread. See https://ponepaste.org/1047 for the original text.
FAQ, Character List, Locations, and Glossary
WARNING: spoilers ahead!
https://ponepaste.org/1058
Special thanks to ToxiClay and Irrespective for editorial suggestions and support!
MLP: FiMSexProfanityRomanceComedyHumanGildaAnon
Anon is a macho manly man. He’s tough and resilient, coarse and rough. He takes no crap from anything or anyone. He is a strong independent green bean. He slays poon like no tomorrow.
He also has a griffin girlfriend. He likes it when she gives him cuddles.
MLP: FiMRomanceSlice of LifeHumanDerpyOC
A commission for Not Enough Coffee.
Sometimes we all need a pick-me-up. When Derpy's husband is in need of one, she's there to help.
Edited by Note Pad and Soaring
Artwork by cottonsweets
MLP: FiMSexNon-conAdventurePornDaring Do
Where was she and how did she get here? It was a question she wouldn’t be able to answer. But in this strangely platformer-like adventure, there are many strange dangers in Daring Do’s way. She’d never truly know what they were capable of unless caught in these erotic traps. But that would never happen, right?
Either way, with her wits and pith helmet, the young filly would try and conquer the mysteries of this strange temple she woke up in. But in the quest of knowledge, treasure and freedom, this temple just might teach her a thing or two about her own body that she had yet to learn.
Would Daring Do’s first adventure be something she expertly goes through without a scratch on her? Or would it be a story she’d never actually be able to publish in a traditional bookstore?
Tags: Foalcon, Filly, Slime, Goo, Traps, Dungeon, Bondage, Video Game Style Platformer, Self-exploration, Slight Masturbation, Tentacles, Consensual, Dubious Consent, Non-Consensual, Rainbow of Consent, Aphrodisiacs, Oviposition
MLP: FiMComedyRandomSlice of LifeHumanTwilightCelestiaLunaMain 6Starlight Glimmer
Starlight devises a new method of transportation. Twilight is having none of it.
Now with an audio reading by StraightToThePointStudio:
Starlight Is Being Weird - Celeestiaa Starlight Is Being Weeird (Fanfic Reading - Comedy/Random MLP)
MLP: FiMSexFetishProfanityPornApplejackAutumn Blaze
After curing the village from the Stream of Silence effects, Applejack and Fluttershy are celebrated as honored guests. During the celebration, a few of the party goers are getting intimate in public, and many are leaving in pairs. Applejack fishes a similar invite from none other than Autumn Blaze herself! Or himself? Applejack isn't sure what to make of that, but would that be enough to stop a gay mare?
Nope!
Contains: A sexually confused Gay Applejack and a horny Herm Autumn Blaze, lots of talking and lore about Kirin anatomy and estrus, orientation play, some canine anatomy, pussy eating, virginity loss (from a penis), light cumflation, knotting, light dirty talk, impregnation ending.
MLP: FiMSexProfanityComedySecond PersonHumanRarityAnon
Your name is Anon and you are a human living in a society run by ponies.
You have no human friends—probably because you’re the only one. But that’s all right, you’ve got some pony friends and they’re pretty groovy. You just wish they’d tone down the ironic erotic energy they constantly exuded while around you.
I mean. There’s no way they were really that sexually charged, at least towards you. Right?
...right?
Well, good thing Rarity is right there!
MLP: FiMSexComedySlice of LifePornHumanCelestiaOCSelf Insert
So you've got an hour to kill before work. Of course you elect to shoot the breeze on this sunny day by watching some episodes of Friendship is Magic that prominently feature the Princess of The Sun. So much so that you notice Celestia's sticking on the screen even after the fade to black. And that she's looking to get out of this TV and onto your stiff dick. Why, who are you do keep a Princess from what she craves?
Pic credit goes to Dragk. Commission credit for this fic goes to CrypticMetaphor.
Also, happy belated 10th anniversary, Friendship is Magic!
WARNING: ♫ Celestia you're so damn sweet though ♫ I wanna know if you've a shining for my meat though ♫ In terms of packages you're so complete though ♫ And when we climax I press repeat though ♫
MLP: FiMComedyRandomSecond PersonHumanCelestiaAnon
Princess Celestia comes to visit you, but she gets stuck in the most embarrassing manner possible.
Audio reading by StraightToThePointStudio. Go check them out!
MLP: FiMSexFetishProfanityRomanceSlice of LifePornFluttershyOtherGallusSmolder
After getting up to some mischief at the school of friendship. Smolder and Gallus are sentenced to detention with Professor Fluttershy, where they are forced to help out around the pegasus' animal sanctuary.
While there, Smolder meets up with a certain two headed dog that is VERY affectionate towards her.
WARNING, THIS FIC CONTAINS: bestiality, no that's it. Just straight up Smolder x Orthros bestiality.
inspired by the lovely smolthros pieces done by metalhead 97 on derpibooru
(cover by metalhead97)
(10/11/2020 edit) WOW! FIRST SMUT STORY AND IT GOT ON THE FEATURED PAGE!
MLP: FiMSexFetishPornHumanMayor MareOther
At wits end with a growing town and endless responsibilities, Mayor Mare has lately gotten into undesirable alternatives as a means of relaxing. Not wanting to see her boss go down a spiral, her human assistant decides to provide a much better alternative… in the form of nimble fingers and a much needed release.
Kinks: Human Female on Mare, and Fingering
Preread and edited by: SolidFire, Shakespearicles, and Skeeter The Lurker
Cover art by: Shinodage
Request: 008
MLP: FiMEquestria GirlsComedyFluttershyTwilightDiscordFluttershy (EqG)
Telling Discord to 'find more friends' is asking for trouble.
A Most Delightful Ponidox short.
Featured 10/9/2020 - 10/12/2020!
Now with a live reading by StraightToThePointStudio!
MLP: FiMSexProfanityComedySlice of LifeSecond PersonAnon
This childish world stands no chance against your might, and your prowess of washing dishes. This is your journey to become the best dishwasher in all of pony land! Make friends, give talks on the birds and the bees, and become one with the art of underwater ceramics!
Who knows, one day, you might even do something that'll change the world!
As a wise man once said...
"The dishes beckon, and I am their reckoning."
Inspired from the kinderpony threads on /mlp/.
MLP: FiMProfanityAdventureSadHumanAlt. UniverseOtherChrysalisKing SombraTirekCozy Glow
I wasn't the most consistent fan of My Little Pony, in all honesty. In fact that show wasn't the only thing on my list of interests. For a long while I had left those colorful ponies in the dust. I practically missed seasons 7-8 because I had gotten bored. However... it was the last season that drew me back in. I guess I now know a bit about the show, but not everything. I definitely knew of Cozy Glow however. She was hated by everyone. Well, except me. For some reason I liked her as the mischievous little filly she was. Her character interested me and I wanted to learn more. I wanted to see what kind of history she had. Why did she decide to turn evil? She was probably the only reason I went back to previous seasons.
You could guess how disappointed I was when the finale came up. Instead of helping her, they turned her to stone. Instead of trying to figure out the issue, they left her behind to be forgotten. Everyone cheered and laughed while Cozy, Chrysalis, and Tirek were turned into statues for the rest of eternity. I was displeased. Afterwards I drifted away and instead tried to focus on my work. I had to, after all. I was becoming an adult. I was growing up. Though the stress might pile up on me, I had to keep going. I had to get things done...
I could keep going... couldn't I?
It seems however that the universe had decided to drag me back into a world of rainbows and magic. Imagine my surprise when I suddenly woke up the next day inside a cage in the deepest, darkest chambers of Tartarus. Not only that but also as the small pink bundle of feathers that everyone loathed and despised. A billion questions rang through my head but the most prominent ones of all continuously pounded against my skull: What in the holy hell do I do from here?
And how do I stop what comes next?
Inspirations:
The Tirek Who Tolerated Me by Kotatsu Neko
&
An Unexpected Aftermath by Autumn Breeze
[Note: This is half a self-insert and half not really. This character is different from me but does have a few traits from me as well. Like cursing, I curse a lot, but there are some traits here and there I don't really have.]
MLP: FiMSexFetishSlice of LifePornCarrot Top
Caisson was a big colt.
Like, really big.
Folks around Ponyville said that there hadn't been a colt in their senior-year of highschool as tall and strong since Big Mac, and Caisson likely had him beat! Normally, this would be a source of pride for a farm-colt in Ponyville, but he's always had the sneaking suspicion that the fillies in his class prefer the frou-frou athletic pegasi or slender unicorn stallions that everypony sees in all the fashion magazines from Manehattan. Why else would they blushingly look away from him every time they made eye contact?
His body-type is anything but that of those svelte fashion-model stallions: he's a walking tank, standing a few hooves taller than anycolt his age, with muscles that could rip a tree-stump from a frozen field.
Worse, he still seems to be growing! It's the first day of the new school year, and it looks like over the summer he's left his buddies even more in the dust in the height and brawn department.
Because of this continued growth, Caisson has yet to receive a custom-fit harness; that's a big deal for working farmcolts. Since they'll spend hours every morning before school working the fields, and hours every afternoon after school doing the same... a well-fit, comfortable harness to distribute the excruciating load of pulling a plow or a wagon is a must.
Thanks to his body, Caisson has to make-do with a jumble of adjustable straps, buckles and tie-downs... a confusing mix that requires the help of another pony to strap in.
A harness-buddy is a special thing among pony-folk: there are lots of straps that go into (and around) very private places. Depending on the circumstances it can be professional, awkward... or exciting.
And it just so happens that since his younger sister has now started in her freshman year at highschool, they'll both be getting home to the farm at about the same time.
She'll be strapping her BIG brother in.
Will the two be able to resist any of the hormone-fueled temptations that might arise when in such intimate circumstances? Nope.
My entry to the Incest is Wincest Slice of Life September Contest
Contains: MF / teen-foalcon / incest / size-difference / rut and estrus / excessive-cum / cum-inflation / pregnancy
Inspired by and/or set in the wonderful universe created by Admiral Biscuit's fantastic story Mares Complaining About Penises
Huge shout-out to AJ Aficionado and Admiral Biscuit for their help editing.
Cover art is an edit of a piece by Keep On Hatin
All stories in my clopfics occur at the bottom of a massive gravity well where time flows much faster compared to Earth. As such, the minimum age of all characters in my stories is at least over 10,000,000 Earth years old.
MLP: FiMSexFetishProfanityPornDiamond TiaraSilver SpoonOC
'Tineey' is a special changeling with an ironic nickname. His best friend, Cupcake Sweets, is a sassy foal with certain 'assets' much too big for her age. Together, the two of them somehow wind up invited to a sleepover at Diamond Tiara's. The only stipulation? Tineey has to wear a dress to attend... No co-ed sleepovers at this foal's age!
Surely, nothing unexpected and sexy could happen?
Content Warning: Foalcon, crotch-teats, changeling breeding archology, cross-dressing, m/f/f/f, exaggerated size/proportions, lots of cum
A commission for Twink Bug.
Cover art by Anonymous.
Edited by Deus Foalt.
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MLP: FiMComedyOCChangelingsRoyal Guard
They say that good armour is a Royal Guard's best friend.
Sometimes, it might be a little more literal than expected.
After all, it isn’t every day that one receives shameless self-promotion from their protective attire.