Anon could have chosen to live anywhere...ANYWHERE! But no. Anon decided to live with Twilight Frickin' Sparkle. This is a collection of short, dumb, silly stories about everything that could and would go wrong if Anon and Twilight lived together.
Who would have guessed that living with one of the smartest and most well-known ponies in Ponyville would be such a living hell? Whether it's you doing something stupid or Twilight doing something stupid, things just never seem to turn out ok. It might be kinda funny...you know, if it wasn't happening to you.
Magic spells gone wrong, weird obsessions, complete obliviousness, and more horrors abound as Anon makes the grave mistake of calling Twilight Sparkle a roommate.
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This is a series of short little oneshits, not chronologically related to each other, all about the many MANY things that would make living with Twilight Sparkle a complete nightmare.
WARNING: These stories may contain vomit, gore, death, weird fetishes, pop culture references, and more horrible things. Oh, and Anon, of course.
A young human physiotherapist doing his best to remain professional and trying to ignore princess Cadence's not so subtle advances.
Being a physiotherapist and the only human in the Crystal Empire wasn't what Thomas had signed up for at all. Granted, he was good at his job, but the ponies here were quite antsy and wary around him, probably because he was so different.
Then why was a certain pink princess trying her best to prove his hypothesis to be utterly wrong?
A quick one-shot short story featuring a male human x princess Cadence, just because there's so little of it.
Now with an epic audio-reading done by none other than the very talented ScarlettBlade over on Youtube! Be sure to give it a read; I assure you that it'll be worth it!
Short stories about Twilight's and Raegdan's life in the years before the events of The Lunar Guardsman
Twilight Sparkle has a special guardian while under the tutelage of Princess Celestia. A creature that turns intensely violent at the slightest threat against his charge. A creature that will maim and kill without concern if it has to, that will do anything to keep those it loves safe. These are not these stories. These are the stories from the inside. The stories that make a makeshift family work. The small moments. The little secrets. The normal life.
Short stories about Twilight's and Spike's life before the events of the Lunar Guardsman. Maybe a little funny, maybe a little sad, maybe a little sappy, certainly not on any chronological order. Chapters posted whenever I am taken by the mood to write one.
This is a collection of prequel stories to The Lunar Guardsman, an M rated story currently in progress by yours truly.
Many of the chapters are worthy of the Comedy tag, some of the Sad tag, and a couple of the Dark tag.
Equestria has almost everything that Earth can offer, except sign language. Fluttershy wants to have a very important conversation with you, but she just doesn't seem to be making any sense. What is she trying to say?
A human trapped in a world of ponies begins to have urges of a sexual nature.
The human being, a creature that walks upon two legs with no horn, wings or fur. Something that no pony had ever seen before. Somehow, one had found his way into Ponyville and unlike any animal Fluttershy had ever come across, this one could talk.
Although his sudden and rather unexpected arrival had caused a bit of a stir, the human's well being was quickly decided upon before everything had once again resumed its usual routine. Naturally, Fluttershy was the only pony capable of keeping him under check. A duty she would soon realize has its own rewards.
This story is the product of too much THC and way too little sleep.
This work of fiction is an original piece based off My Little Pony: Friendship is Magica trademark ofHasbro. Only The Shy Typeis not endorsed or recognized byHasbro, their subsidiaries or any other publisher.
When Equestria is invaded by humanity, it's not out of greed or conquest, but out of desperation.
In 2045, humankind declared a war that would nearly eradicate them. For 20 years, mankind engaged in the self-inflicted suicide of nuclear war. It is now 2087, and humanity has looked past its differences and have united under the banner of "The Survivors". But the Earth is dying, and humanity is only a little over 50,000 strong. However when a portal shows them the realm of Equestria and its endless prosperity, the last of humanity chooses to take up arms, and invade the peaceful country in the name of survival. But many can't help but feel that something else is at work, and that they might be fighting for the wrong reasons.
For years, Twilight Sparkle and Queen Chrysalis have been at each other's throats. Both have experienced victory over the other, and both have experienced defeat. Out of all the creatures in Equestria, none despise each other the way the pony Princess and changeling Queen do. They seemed destined to remain locked in battle forever, or at least until one is finally dead at the hooves of the other. The cruel insults, the vicious loathing, and the powerful spells that have passed back and forth between them at each meeting have become the stuff of legend.
Imagine Twilight's surprise when she finds out changelings consider this dating.
Following a water shortage, Shining Armor is forced to share a bath with his teenaged sister, Twilight Sparkle. Now, trapped in a tight, hot space, can the two of them resist their urges? Probably not.
Shining Armor doesn't want to admit it, and he would totally die of embarassment if anypony found out, but... he thinks his little sister, Twilight, is totally hot. And over the past few weeks, he's found that he can't stop staring at her flanks, can't stop dreaming about the two of them together. All Shining wants is to climb on top of her and dominate her for hours.
But that's totally weird, and gross. It's not gonna happen, and Shining should just stop thinking about it.
Following a water shortage, Shining Armor and Twilight find themselves forced to share a bathtime. Now, trapped in a tight, hot space, with nothing but the bubbles and their hooves to hide their naughty bits, can Shining resist his urges? And why does Twilight keep blushing like that?
They fell from the sky, only to have their landing broken by flowers carefully tended to by a crystal pony. The pony was scared away. They were scared stiff, but there was no running. The pony world they found themselves in was very real. Their choices would count against them...
I will try to keep it interesting and amusing. Think I did a good or bad job? Let me know! I love comments, loving or scathing, just speak.
You've had your eyes set on Applejack for a long time. Maybe your best friend Rainbow Dash can help you earn Applejack's heart. You wouldn't see why not. Besides, she's your best bro. Right?
The Pathfinder Mission was for humans to explore the universe, to look for new worlds and see what was out there. What the pilot of Pathfinder 5 didn't expect was to run into a magical world of talking ponies.
In the future mankind has taken to the stars, the Pathfinders explore the galaxy to find safe travel routes and systems worth exploring. David Miller, the commander of Pathfinder 5 finds himself on a world that defies all known science. With talking pony like creatures, apparently magic and a certain purple unicorn that wants to know everything about the stars and space.
What happens in Equestria when I buy a new Birdbath for my flower garden?
“I’ve been in the land of Equestria for a few months now, and I have seen some of the most mind-boggling things one can ever imagine seeing. When I’d managed to finish that birdbath a few days ago, I have never, not even in my wildest dreams—not in a million lifetimes—would I ever seen an alicorn floating around inside of it.”
(Because of popular demand this story has been placed on the incomplete list, also Chapter titles and name has been edited to better represent the story. Thanks to Jakomi of the Rose for the name suggestion.)
Twilight Sparkle is not who she says she is, she doesn't really know WHAT she is...
A mother will do a lot for her child, even give them up if it meant them having a safer life growing up, despite the obvious pain that comes for the parent.
That pain is something Queen Chrysalis has gone through for eighteen years, but now the time is upon them, and she wants her daughter back. Even if that means invading Canterlot during a royal wedding.
They say a human's hair will give you eternal luck. A human's touch will cure any disease... and a human's blood will grant you immortality.
A clerical error in the Registry of Mortals sends an unwitting human to a strange land. It wouldn't be so bad, if the ponies there weren't out for his blood.
Literally.
A little twist on the myth that unicorns were hunted for their fantastical powers.
When Princess Luna receives news about a certain entity causing trouble for people's dreams in the Earth realm, she takes it upon herself to fix the problem.
When Princess Luna receives news about a certain entity causing trouble for people's dreams in the Earth realm, she takes is upon herself to fix the problem.
And there came a day unlike any other. A day when Equestria needed to be avenged.
'To whoever gets this message, we're in desperate need of help.'
'Equestria...Equestria is on the brink of being destroyed. Sombra, Tirek and many other villains are taking over our world. The Ambassadors of Harmony are nowhere to be found and Celestia and Luna...Faust, Celestia and Luna. I don't know who you are and I don't care, just as long as you can save us. And if you can't do that, then at the very least...'
Henry has been dating Lily Valley for a long time now and he loves her dearly. But when Lily suggest trying something new in the bedroom, he isn't sure if he can go through with it.
Being the only human in the small town of Ponyville, Henry has managed to live a fairly comfortable life. He has a nice job and an even nicer home that he shares with his loving marefriend, Lily Valley. He considers himself extremely lucky to have fallen for the beautiful earth pony florist, and couldn't be happier. He would do anything for Lily, but when she suggests trying something a little different in the bedroom, he's not sure if he can go through with it.
