(2nd person Anon x Fizzle) You are Anonymous and you are a member of the Royal Guard, on border patrol around the Dragon Badlands. After a dangerous first encounter with a group of dragons, you catch the interest of a certain white and pink dragon...
You are Anonymous and you are a member of the Royal Border Guard, a subdivision of the Royal Guard. After being transported to Equestria by unknown means, you have learned to adapt and make the most out of your new life after about a year. You've even managed to land a job with the Royal Guard after Shining Armor eavesdropped on one of your conversations about your home world.
Now you protect and patrol the borders of Equestria, bringing some spice in your life once more, until it all peaks when you're sent to patrol the easternmost border in Equestria, next to the Dragon Badlands. After a brief, yet very dangerous first encounter with a group of dragons, you start to wonder if this is the job you really want to keep doing with your life.
But as some time goes by and you begin to have your doubts, you feel... odd. As if something, or someone, is watching you.
You begin to wonder what exactly does this someone want?
Unofficial editor: anon26182 Cover art by: dmann892 (Disclaimer: If gay sappy romance/clop ain't your thing, then you're best going to some other story) (A Fizzle x Anon story. Contains clop. All of this is heavily inspired by the criminally low amounts of Fizzle x Anon stories on Pastebin.) (Featured 3/19 - 3/22/18! <3)
Starlight and Sunset have the Trixies from the FIM and EQG universes meet up. Naturally, both Trixies have a competition to figure out which one of them is the Greatest and Most Powerful.
After foiling Wallflower Blush's scheme, Sunset decides to spend some downtime with Starlight in the human world. They catch up for a while, but soon discover that they have something unique in common: The Trixie from their universe helped save the day at least once. Grateful for this trait, Starlight decides that both Trixies should meet up, since they're heroes and all.
And then the inevitable happens: Both Trixies meet up with each other and immediately decide to have a competition to figure out which Trixie is the Greatest and Most Powerful.
Things only escalate from there.
Edited with the help of Salnalus. Thanks to Amber Solaen for putting the Versus graphic on the image. Featured on 3/18/2018.
Everyone needs to masturbate to blow off steam, or to be less formal, feel good about ourselves while touching ourselves. While masturbation has been a solitary act, others tend to just to barge in, like Starlight on Spike, and help a brother out.
The only issue is: Spike has deep-seated guilt about jerking off as a whole. He has trouble seeing Starlight, the love of his life as the mare she wants to be seen (and fucked) as. It will take a bit of opening up, wisdom, and masturbation to get the two through their relationship problem.
Spike and Starlight tag along on a couples night out with their friends. It's strictly platonic though because 'dating isn't cool'. Right?
When Spike and Starlight get invited to a couple's night out with their friends, they agree just for the sake of doing something with their weekend. But they would never get caught up in the hype of romance like their friends have, though. They're way too cool for that, right?
A British man with a very colorful collection of words becomes the luckiest, or unluckiest man alive. On the bright side, now he has more swear words under his belt.
London, England. A decently large city that hasn't seen many eye-catching events in recent times. For John Carter, it has always been a nice, relatively peaceful place to live in.
He had plenty of expectations for his future in the city, many were... Far-reaching, but nothing stepping beyond the realm of possibility.
Getting ripped from his body and placed in a completely foreign one? That may have overstepped the boundaries just a slight bit.
Tekky, now regularly pestered by Leech, decides to take action and in the process learns something rather unexpected.
It's just another day in Tekky's shop, and that means it's just another day for Leech to pester the poor potion maker. As Tekky prepares to close up for the day she tells Leech to head out, weary from cleaning up after the unicorn. Once Leech begrudgingly departs Tekky is left to wonder, just where does the black furred mare go when she's not around.
Tekky belongs to Mr.Tektite. You can find his stuff on Derpibooru!
Twilight brings Trixie and Starlight to the Everfree castle and chances upon an old book. Many secrets lay across its pages, none of them appropriate for Spike to see. One mare is more than willing to test the spells out. For science, of course.
Twilight brings along Trixie and Starlight to the old Everfree castle, the three of them chance upon an old book. Many secrets lay across its pages, but they happen to be more lascivious than evil. One of the mares is more than willing to test the spells out. For science, of course.
TAGS: Lots of kissing, tribadism, sex magic, sex toys, oral sex, potion-assisted vigor, hermaphrodite dick conjuring, daisy-chaining, ahegao, magical lesbian spawn, blowjobs
When Phantom the griffon is caught self-fellating in the Canterlot royal castle, he's got two options: Either let the guard go and tell, or find a way to occupy his stiff cock.
Pinkie Pie recieves an invitation to attend a party in town, curiously she's not sure exactly who it's from...
Pinkie Pie, the premier party planner of Ponyville, gets a rather formal invitation to attend a party. She's totally stoked because, among other things, she's not sure who it's from! Always one to get excited at the prospect of making new friends, not to mention throw a party, she sets to the task. Little does she know that this isn't quite your run of the mill party.
The Princesses discover a far-off kingdom of strange magic and foreign creatures, and decide to investigate. Once again, Twilight Sparkle is left behind. And ONCE AGAIN, she has to write the apology letter.
When a new, strange kingdom of magic is discovered to the far west of Equestria, the Royal Sisters take an entourage and investigate. Which nearly sparks ANOTHER international incident.
Once again, they don't bring Twilight. And ONCE AGAIN, she's left to clean up the mess. Which involves yet another very long letter.
Princess Luna comes to cuddle and snuggle with you whenever you have trouble sleeping. These are stories of the nights you spend with her.
You have some pretty serious insomnia. Thankfully, though, there's this beautful, cuddly pony princess that's figured out how to come to earth, and for some reason, she's chosen to help you with your sleeping problem with lots of physical affection and snuggles.
Within this tome are the accounts of some of the nights you've spent together, complete with graphic cuddling detail.
EDIT: Woke up to seeing this featured, 3/6/18! Thanks! EDIT: Featured at #2 same day- Rock n' Roll!
Twilight has a theory about the behavior of pegasus ponies and needs a subject to study. Enter Rainbow Dash.
A short comedy/shipping fic that I've had the idea of floating around my head for a while, I probably haven't done it justice, but whatever, I've actually written something, its a miracle!
Twilight goes to visit Tempest, albeit under less than pleasant circumstances
The Storm King is defeated, Canterlot is restored, and life has returned to normal for the citizens of the city. And yet, Twilight, despite her victory, does not feel as happy as some might think she should. For there is one who has not ended up with an ending as pleasant as the one the Princess of Friendship would have wanted for her.
Anon is summoned to Princess Celestia's chamber, he drops the spaghetti
After a few months in Equestria Anon is summoned by Celestia, although he doesn't know why. Needless to say he's somewhat apprehensive of speaking with the horse overlord, lets all keep our fingers/hooves crossed for the poor guy!
This is just a completely absurd one shot I thought up while at work today. I don't figure it'll do that well but, to me, it was too damn funny not to write down. If nothing else I hope y'all get a chuckle out of it!
A human In equestria story. Except the human isn’t a horse......he’s a bird.
A human wakes up in the everfree before the events of nightmare moon. Or adult Luna and Celestia. Oh, and he’s a bird. A magical bird, but still a bird.
