Cozy Glow rules Equestria. She doesn't like it that much.
Cozy Glow has won.
She has taken over all of Equestria and with her powers she is virtually unstoppable. With the princesses trapped in the sun and moon, Discord put in stone once more, and Twilight and her friends trapped in Tartarus, nopony is there to stop her. Nothing will get in the way of ruling Equestria.
Rent-A-Pony is proud to announce it's slashing their prices yet again. One dollar will now get you one whole day with a pony of your choice. Sounds too cheap to be true? Stop asking questions and rent a pony anyways!
Breaking news! Rent-A-Pony is proud to announce that it's slashing their prices yet again.
One dollar will now get you one whole day with a pony of your choice.
Sounds too cheap to be true? Stop asking questions and rent a pony anyways!
Trapped in the world of the breezies, Twilight has to learn how to be a breezie and help her clan make it through the winter. And like every time learning is involved, she is quite eager
Her expedition failed, Twilight is trapped in the world of the breezies, unable to tell when, or where the portal will re-open.
In the meantime, she must do her best to survive, to find a clan, and of course-
Just as another Christmas comes to pass, you're left with something which will live with you forever.
It's the holiday season, one just like any other, or so you think. As you wind down on Christmas Eve, you reminisce on years gone by. Everyone has something they've always wanted, but could never get. This, my friends, is one such story.
I wanted to write this as a thank you to all of my wonderful followers and the community at large. Have a happy and safe holiday season. Please feel free to choose whichever chapter you find fitting. I wrote this story for everyone, and I dearly hope you enjoy it.
Celestia tells Cozy Glow's parents about Cozy's fate.
Equestria has been saved once again from an evil villain trying to drain all of its magic. The vile villain has been sentenced to Tartarus, so that she may never again harm other ponies with her evil.
However, Celestia didn't quite expect the villain to be a nine year old filly.
Or that she'd have to actually tell the filly's parents.
Feather Bangs has just joined the royal guard! Everypony is so proud of how far he has come since he was just a bachelor in Starlight's old village, but he still has a way to go before getting the complete respect of his senior officers.
One day, the royal guards all decide that it would be the most hilarious gag to send Feather Bangs on a very important mission: help guard Tartarus. What Feather Bangs might not realize, though, is that this place holds more than just the most deadly creatures in Equestria.
Everyone's favorite raging Brit comes to Equestria at the request of Twilight Sparkle to sort out the country's bad restaurants and bad hotels.
For a long time now, the citizens of Equestria have been struck down by an epidemic of illness and sickness. Nopony seems to know for sure what could be the cause, but Princess Twilight has found one common answer: The restaurants and hotels of Equestria. All of them seem to be struck with the same kind of problems.
So with her friends Pinkie Pie and Rarity, they will cross over to Earth and bring back over a man that she has heard from Pinkie is a legend among humans when it comes to food. A man that she hopes can help her get to the bottom of the epidemic sweeping across Equestria: Chef Gordon Ramsay. For her sake...let's hope he takes the request well. And pray for the sanity of the poor souls of Equestria.
(this will include elements from both of Gordon's shows Kitchen Nightmares and Hotel Hell)
(Feel free to give any creative suggestions with this fic, its kind of a shot in the dark on my part making this one)
It's your first Christmas eve you'll be celebrating in Ponyville and you find yourself at Pinkie Pie's annual "Hearth's Warming Eve" party. You find yourself alone with Rainbow Dash and you challenge her to a drinking contest.
It's been a few months since you first arrived in Equestria and the holiday season has approached.
You find yourself at Pinkie Pie's annual "Hearth's Warming Eve" party. Later in the night, you're alone with the one and only Rainbow Dash and you challenge her to a friendly game of shots. She was never the kind to back down from a challenge, so she boldly accepts. What can go wrong with just a friendly game?
Anon, after a series of poor life choices, decides to visit Ponyville General to get herself checked out. Confusing revelations and lewd shenanigans ensue...
Anon, after being turned into a pint-sized pony and binging on her hedonistic tendencies, decides to go to a doctor (or would it be veterinarian?) for a checkup. She learns a few interesting facts about herself, had a bit of a tantrum, is thrown out, then runs into Lyra. Things get weird, which is saying something, and then go completely off the rails. Will our awkward little horse intrepid hero ever get a moment's rest?!? Tune in and find out!!!
Kinks Include: Female on Female, Some Oral, Sex Toys (Don't Ask), Sensual Sorcery, Screwing One's Self Over (Again, Don't Ask), Cataclysmic Climaxes, Unexpected Interruptions, and a Myriad of Misadventures!!!
Seth Conway joins the military after a call for volunteers to train with their pony allies. Seeking direction, this could just give him what he seeks. Meeting a gorgeous, reticent mare named Schneeblume is the best part of his new adventure.
Seth Conway, in a bout of spontaneity that he hoped would give him that very direction he craved, took up the military’s offer to send volunteer recruits across The Portal to train and serve with their equine counterparts in a show of camaraderie. The promise of adventure and purpose greater than himself—directly benefiting the human and equine races—was hard to pass up.
The whole justification for this, in his mind, was “Why not? What’s the worst that could happen?”
But maybe in meeting a beautiful, shy, lavender-eyed mare named Schneeblume with her own… decorated past will have him asking the question: “What’s the best that could happen?" And In the end, perhaps both of them may find something they've been looking for.
*Five-or-six-chapter romance clopfic. Sexual relations between human and pone imminent.* *THERE IS ABSOLUTELY NO REQUIRED READING OF ANY OTHER STORIES TO UNDERSTAND THIS. But I definitely won't stop you from reading The Flower Mare trilogy if you want.* *For those who have readThe Flower Mare trilogy, canon is exactly the same through the second story. Ignore the third for purposes of this divergent universe. It should be pretty obvious why.* *Cover art by G_Hyze, sourced to his DA.*
Anon, tired of being a virgin in pony land, decides to get laid. It goes as well as you'd expect it to. (Semi-RGRE?)
Anon is tired of being a virgin. It causes him endless guilt and the need to get shit done. So he finally leaves his room and tries his luck at a bar. There, he meets the mare Lyra Heartstrings, recently broken up by a stallion. Can she give Anon advice on getting a mare? Will the two end up getting together?
After receiving an urgent letter for Rarity, Twilight and a teenage Spike must deliver it to her in Manehattan. Along the way, Spike must learn to deal with his new body and emotions. Can Twilight help her #1 assistant get past this tough phase?
After an urgent letter for Rarity falls into her hooves, Twilight and a teenage Spike must deliver it to her in Manehattan. Along the way, Spike must learn to deal with his new body and emotions. Can Twilight help her #1 assistant get past this tough phase and realize how much he really means to her in the process?
Warnings: There are a few things like breastfeeding, technical incest, and Twilight being kind of MILF-y at the lewd scene so if that's not up your alley feel free to skip! Also, it is worth mentioning that even though Spike is a teen in this story, he is at an age for adultery. Whether this is him being 18, or him being legal in some form of 'dragon years', it's all up to personal preference and he is at an age of consent.
A depressed Anon, aided by countless books on psychology and philosophy, tries his luck at being a therapist for the fluffy ponies that surround him. Do ponies even have the problems he deals with? Do ponies even need the help he can offer?
There wasn't a better private investigator in Chicago, not before Dakota's near-fatal car accident. But thanks to a new class of medical implant she's been brought back, to investigate one of the oldest mysteries of earth and Equestria alike.
Equestria was just a game, one of an endless number of semi-illicit online games created to take advantage of the ubiquity of cheap augmented reality hardware. But that changed, when for no reason anyone knows, the virtual population of Equestria woke up.
Two decades have gone by since then, and the world has been transformed. The former game network has grown to encompass the backbone of trade, infrastructure, and research the western world over. Its vast computational resources have given rise to an infinitely subdivided world of overlays and sublayers, coterminous with the various cities and towns within Equestria. Every person in the modern world is assigned a Synth, a pony personal assistant that adapts to their needs and helps them access those parts of the world governed by Equestria's systems.
It is a world Dakota barely remembers, thanks to an automobile accident that turned most of her body to mush. But thanks to the medical miracles created by joint equestrian-human research, her life is saved by a remarkably new series of implants.
But Dakota isn't content to sit around while her body slowly knits itself together. There are unanswered questions to answer, questions that will ultimately lead her to the oldest mystery of both worlds.
Filly Celestia takes her entrance exam, hoping to get into Twilight's School for Gifted Unicorns. She just didn't expect to wind up as Twilight's personal student!
Celestia has been waiting for so long, now. Today is the day she'll finally be considered for entry into Twilight's School for Gifted Unicorns! Only, the entrance exams are meant to be gruelling, there's a scary dragon by Twilight's side, and Luna doesn't want to see her go.
Will she pass the entrance exam and become Princess Twilight's personal student?
Leech, having gone out on an errand to get supplies for the shop, stumbles across a little eatery. Seeing as how she's done with her chore, she decides to get a bite...
Leech, the rapscallion and lewd horse woman, was been sent out to procure ingredients for Tekky's potion shop. After finishing with her little mission, and having had to travel to the next town over, she decides to treat herself to some lunch. Entering the cozy little restaurant, she meets a pleasant, and rather buxom, young mare. As fate would have it, things get rather spicy and Leech winds up in a sticky situation.
Kinks Include: Futa on Female, Female on Female, Futa on Female on Female, Oral, Vaginal, Double Dick Magical Shenanigans, Lactation, Creampies, Pseudo-Incest (the jury is still out on this one), and Several Bucket's Worth of Spunk
Twilight Sparkle, the Princess of Friendship and book-horse of renown, tests a mysterious spell on herself. Things go poorly...
Twilight Sparkle, after having purloined a number of books from the forbidden section of the Royal Canterlot library, has stumbled across something rather curious. A spell, buried deep within some long forgotten text, written by Star Swirl the Bearded, has given her a moment for pause. It's not like it's complicated, or even in some lost language, but she just can't figure out what it's supposed to do. Seeing as how classes at the School of Friendship are done for the day, she decides, rather unwisely, to test it on herself.
Kinks Include: Eldritch Sorcery and Spontaneous Ejaculations
Chapter The First: Twilight Tries out a Spell
Chapter the Second, a Backstory: Luna accidentally casts a Spell
WARNING! Casting Unidentified Spells and/or Enchantments May Lead to: Awkward Social Encounters, Lewd and Unintentional Admissions of Masturbation, "Butt Sneezes", Summoning Chaotic Deities, Impulsive Flipping of Furniture, Inadvertent and Sticky Messes, Euphoria, Bedlam, and Dehydration
Please consult a physician and/or veterinarian before use...
The changeling army has taken control of Canterlot. While their queen secures her grip over this newly captured territory, what happens to the drones who made up her army?
Queen Chrysalis planned for months to finally take Canterlot for herself. Months of reconnaissance, bribery, and maneuvering to finally lower the defenses of the Equestrian capital at just the right moment. But while her stated goal was always to have enough love to feed the desperate Swarm, the reality of the invasion was something else.
The queen spawned thousands of drones, filling the sky with untrained warriors in order to marshal the greatest forces when the day of battle arrived. But then that day came, and they won. Now what? Most of those drones didn't even matter enough to earn a name, and so they will probably die unremembered. But at least one is determined to make something of herself in her queen's new world. She's determined to understand these strange creatures called ponies, and to survive the invasion no matter what.
Begins during a reimagined Canterlot Wedding. Updates every Wednesday.
Roseluck lives a double life. By day she sells flowers, by night she takes money from stallions and does whatever they want her to do.
Roseluck has two lives.
In one she is Roseluck. She sells flowers at her market stall, she smiles and waves at anyone she recognises, and by all accounts she's a normal, friendly pony. Being Roseluck is easy.
And in the other she is Red. She doesn't talk about that one. And the only ponies who get to see it have paid for her company that night.
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